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(Impact Wrestling)   Can Sting and Hulk Hogan hobble to the ring in time to confront Aces and Eights? Will Maury tell AJ Styles he's not the father, and will this lead to wrestling's first "not the father" dance? It's TNA Impact, 8 PM on Spike   ( divider line
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2012-08-23 09:57:32 PM  
2 votes:
Little does Kiefer Sutherland know that the girl he lusted after in high school fell in with the wrong crowd while attending classes at the local community college.

It started off innocently enough, hanging out and having a good time while cutting class. After she flunked out, her parents cut of off financially, so she moved in with Steve, one of the guys she hung out with who worked at one of the garages in town. He seemed to have it all together, smoked a little weed and drank a little too much, but he brought in good money and the sex was great and between that and her job working as a waitress at the family restaurant, life was good.

Until Steve and the rest of the crowd started getting into harder drugs looking for bigger thrills. Cocaine, acid, ether, they were trying everything they could get their hands on and the poor girl didn't have the backbone to say no to the peer pressure. The worst night was the alleged human adrenal gland. It was probably just regular acid laced with something special, but she nearly died that night. But even then, it was too late for her. The spiral had started.

She started getting passed around like a party favor amongst the various drug dealers by Steve to help pay for the drugs. She hated herself and she was disgusted, but at least the drug dealers cared enough to be with her. Steve had gotten so wrapped up drugs he never had time for her anymore.

Rock bottom was when she contracted herpes from a weed dealer in Santa Clara. Steve dumped her and she found herself in a homeless shelter trying to put her life together. There, she found Christ and turned her life around. She changed her name, hoping to get a fresh start. She moved to Florida and tried to get her life turned around, going into acting like that cute guy Kiefer she used to know. Life was good again.

Of course, things wouldn't stay good for Claire Lynch...
2012-08-23 03:27:23 PM  
2 votes:

robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: The first time he found out he was with a squirter, this was the result:

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The first time Dolph saw her topless, his forehead just spontaneously exploded.

No, that's when Dolph got his redwings.
2012-08-23 10:02:57 PM  
1 vote:
I told you guys La Parka was behind this! Nobody wields a chair like him!
2012-08-23 09:59:41 PM  
1 vote:
2012-08-23 09:58:52 PM  
1 vote:

silgryphon: This is crazy

This is a lot of work to find out that Ric Flair is the Black Scorpion.
2012-08-23 09:54:49 PM  
1 vote:
Someone lit the "Chant WE WANT HOGAN" sign!
2012-08-23 09:47:07 PM  
1 vote:

hachimaki2234: To see TNA live is part of paying to get into Universal Studios, right? How much does a ticket cost to get in that joint?

Approximately as much as Claire's bail.
2012-08-23 09:36:54 PM  
1 vote:

Captain Steroid: The_Y2P_Problem: silgryphon: That match was pretty sloppy

He blew more Spots than Kim Kardashian at a dog show.

DUDE! >:-(

It's TNA, I don't have to be a PG Champion.
2012-08-23 09:07:17 PM  
1 vote:

silgryphon: A placenta disruption?

That's AJ Styles' new finishing move.
2012-08-23 09:05:23 PM  
1 vote:

Captain Steroid: I was... kinda expecting a midget dressed as Claire. :-(
2012-08-23 08:37:44 PM  
1 vote:

hachimaki2234: FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: TheManofPA: Basically she wanted to quit because she thought being associate with wrestling would ruin any future career options?

Apparently that's the case. Here I thought her complete and total lack of acting talent would ruin any future she has in acting.

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Fark it, I'm going back to Universal Studios.

2012-08-23 08:33:01 PM  
1 vote:
I'm watching last night's Futurama and just following this thread to see all the "NOT THE FATHER" gifs that will be posted hopefully
2012-08-23 02:06:03 PM  
1 vote:

robsul82: Meanwhile, comedian Amy Schumer was on Stern today and discussed her past relationship with Dolph Ziggler. She says they broke up because the sex was "too athletic." I don't know about you, but I take that to mean Ziggles sold too much.

He sold his own cumshot like he was getting blasted in the face with a bazooka.
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