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2012-08-23 08:27:57 AM  
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/we all know how this will end tonight, since poor Claire had to part ways with TNA after people found out who she really was.
//Seriously, she didn't think of that happening before taking the job? This isn't the Kayfabe era. Hell, she should feel lucky she lasted so long before the Internet found her cookware videos and Olive Oyl pics.
 
2012-08-23 09:22:32 AM  
Damn early start to thi--

FirstNationalBastard:
/we all know how this will end tonight, since poor Claire had to part ways with TNA after people found out who she really was.
//Seriously, she didn't think of that happening before taking the job? This isn't the Kayfabe era. Hell, she should feel lucky she lasted so long before the Internet found her cookware videos and Olive Oyl pics.


... wow. I Really haven't been paying much attention. Bring on Bound For Glory matches!

/the kid's face 'looking' at the guy is the best part. Almost miz-girl worthy.
 
2012-08-23 09:43:04 AM  
I love trolling the wrestling threads as much as the next guy, but has anybody said it's a little early for this one? I thought these weren't supposed to start until after noon PDT.

/I'm coming for the Global Television belt, or whatever it is called.
 
2012-08-23 10:27:19 AM  

Cubs300: I love trolling the wrestling threads as much as the next guy, but has anybody said it's a little early for this one? I thought these weren't supposed to start until after noon PDT.

/I'm coming for the Global Television belt, or whatever it is called.


It's NEVER too early to go for the Gredunza belt.
 
2012-08-23 12:22:36 PM  
So will the 1500th Raw have a paternity test for Handteen OR will Handteen not care because Mizark raised him properly, never charged him for air, and made sure he always avoided eating his Peas
 
2012-08-23 12:43:21 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: /we all know how this will end tonight, since poor Claire had to part ways with TNA after people found out who she really was.
//Seriously, she didn't think of that happening before taking the job? This isn't the Kayfabe era. Hell, she should feel lucky she lasted so long before the Internet found her cookware videos and Olive Oyl pics.


That's the thing. It isn't the kayfabe era anymore. She is an actress (I use that term loosely). Why does tna care if the internet found some info about her former acting gigs? Does anyone believe her character, Claire, is real. The pregnancy is part of the act too, unless she happened to be pregnant and that was written into the script.
 
2012-08-23 12:52:45 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: FirstNationalBastard: /we all know how this will end tonight, since poor Claire had to part ways with TNA after people found out who she really was.
//Seriously, she didn't think of that happening before taking the job? This isn't the Kayfabe era. Hell, she should feel lucky she lasted so long before the Internet found her cookware videos and Olive Oyl pics.

That's the thing. It isn't the kayfabe era anymore. She is an actress (I use that term loosely). Why does tna care if the internet found some info about her former acting gigs? Does anyone believe her character, Claire, is real. The pregnancy is part of the act too, unless she happened to be pregnant and that was written into the script.


I thought it was the other way around. Basically she wanted to quit because she thought being associate with wrestling would ruin any future career options? I'm not as good on the TNA side of things though. I don't know why she'd think that though. Being associated with wrestling is good enough for you to get your own nomination so you can spend millions of your own money every 2 years to keep a democrat senator elected in your state.
 
2012-08-23 12:59:36 PM  
Wow, this thread is starting really early today!
 
2012-08-23 01:18:01 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-08-23 01:34:21 PM  
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2012-08-23 01:51:45 PM  

TheManofPA: Igor Jakovsky: FirstNationalBastard: /we all know how this will end tonight, since poor Claire had to part ways with TNA after people found out who she really was.
//Seriously, she didn't think of that happening before taking the job? This isn't the Kayfabe era. Hell, she should feel lucky she lasted so long before the Internet found her cookware videos and Olive Oyl pics.

That's the thing. It isn't the kayfabe era anymore. She is an actress (I use that term loosely). Why does tna care if the internet found some info about her former acting gigs? Does anyone believe her character, Claire, is real. The pregnancy is part of the act too, unless she happened to be pregnant and that was written into the script.

I thought it was the other way around. Basically she wanted to quit because she thought being associate with wrestling would ruin any future career options? I'm not as good on the TNA side of things though. I don't know why she'd think that though. Being associated with wrestling is good enough for you to get your own nomination so you can spend millions of your own money every 2 years to keep a democrat senator elected in your state.


That's how I took it... she flipped out and nuked her own website when the 'net found out who Claire really was, then a couple weeks later the news comes that Claire and TNA have parted ways.
 
2012-08-23 02:02:12 PM  

TheManofPA: Basically she wanted to quit because she thought being associate with wrestling would ruin any future career options?


Apparently that's the case. Here I thought her complete and total lack of acting talent would ruin any future she has in acting.
 
2012-08-23 02:04:54 PM  
 
2012-08-23 02:05:23 PM  

robsul82: TheManofPA: Basically she wanted to quit because she thought being associate with wrestling would ruin any future career options?

Apparently that's the case. Here I thought her complete and total lack of acting talent would ruin any future she has in acting.


i6.photobucket.com

www.boredwrestlingfan.com

i6.photobucket.com 

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-23 02:06:03 PM  

robsul82: Meanwhile, comedian Amy Schumer was on Stern today and discussed her past relationship with Dolph Ziggler. She says they broke up because the sex was "too athletic." I don't know about you, but I take that to mean Ziggles sold too much.


He sold his own cumshot like he was getting blasted in the face with a bazooka.
 
2012-08-23 02:13:06 PM  

Alright, fWc! It's Thursday, which means it's time for me to defend MY Global Legendary Television Championship of the World!

i1182.photobucket.com
Suck it, haters.



Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post wins the gold. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and I retain the title until next week.

Good luck, FARKers! :D
 
2012-08-23 02:17:20 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: Meanwhile, comedian Amy Schumer was on Stern today and discussed her past relationship with Dolph Ziggler. She says they broke up because the sex was "too athletic." I don't know about you, but I take that to mean Ziggles sold too much.

He sold his own cumshot like he was getting blasted in the face with a bazooka.


It's impressive the first time your boyfriend sells your orgasm with the Mr. Perfect 360 spin, but it just gets annoying later.
 
2012-08-23 02:17:57 PM  
Taryn Terrell, who appeared as Tiffany in WWE, made her TNA Wrestling debut last Thursday on Impact Wrestling being introduced by the Vice President of the Knockouts Division, Brooke Hogan, as the special guest referee for the Women's Knockout Championship match between Madison Rayne and Miss Tessmacher. It will be Terrell's role going forward as her ImpactWrestling.com bio states that she will be the referee for Knockouts Division matches.

Terrell, a former Playboy model, broke into the professional wrestling industry in 2007 through the Diva Search and rose her way through the WWE ranks over the ensuing years, culminating with the role of General Manager of ECW. She was married to WWE Superstar Drew McIntyre, but the couple divorced in May 2011. A fight between the couple following a party at the Playboy Mansion in August 2010 reportedly led to her contract release three months later and their tempestuous relationship is believed to be the prime reason McIntyre went from being tapped as a future WWE cornerstone to a non-entity relegated to WWE Superstars. Her reputation precedes her in some TNA circles. One male wrestler after another initially had no idea who she was Thursday, and when informed, immediately asked, "Wasn't she the crazy one?," followed by, "She's still hot."

Some members of TNA brass were reportedly "shocked" with the lack of crowd reaction to her introduction since most former WWE Superstars receive a rousing ovation from the Impact Wrestling Zone audience when they appear for the first time.

Many backstage feel that since Terrell's refereeing experience is limited-she refereed a few matches in WWE and Florida Championship Wrestling-she did well being hastily thrust into the role. Senior official Earl Hebner gave her a crash course in reffing earlier in the day.


Nobody remembers one of the many blondes to have a cup of coffee in the WWE? I am shocked.
 
2012-08-23 02:23:00 PM  

robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: Meanwhile, comedian Amy Schumer was on Stern today and discussed her past relationship with Dolph Ziggler. She says they broke up because the sex was "too athletic." I don't know about you, but I take that to mean Ziggles sold too much.

He sold his own cumshot like he was getting blasted in the face with a bazooka.

It's impressive the first time your boyfriend sells your orgasm with the Mr. Perfect 360 spin, but it just gets annoying later.


The first time he found out he was with a squirter, this was the result:

i52.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-23 02:47:09 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: Igor Jakovsky: FirstNationalBastard: /we all know how this will end tonight, since poor Claire had to part ways with TNA after people found out who she really was.
//Seriously, she didn't think of that happening before taking the job? This isn't the Kayfabe era. Hell, she should feel lucky she lasted so long before the Internet found her cookware videos and Olive Oyl pics.

That's the thing. It isn't the kayfabe era anymore. She is an actress (I use that term loosely). Why does tna care if the internet found some info about her former acting gigs? Does anyone believe her character, Claire, is real. The pregnancy is part of the act too, unless she happened to be pregnant and that was written into the script.

I thought it was the other way around. Basically she wanted to quit because she thought being associate with wrestling would ruin any future career options? I'm not as good on the TNA side of things though. I don't know why she'd think that though. Being associated with wrestling is good enough for you to get your own nomination so you can spend millions of your own money every 2 years to keep a democrat senator elected in your state.

That's how I took it... she flipped out and nuked her own website when the 'net found out who Claire really was, then a couple weeks later the news comes that Claire and TNA have parted ways.


I reread your post and understand it better now. What's wrong with national exposure on a wrasslin show? At least you're getting out to a larger audience than as a theme park character or 3am infomercial shill. Otoh most peoples post wrestling careers in movies is limited to straight to video Vince productions.

/its not being on tna that is holding her back. Its her acting range.
 
2012-08-23 03:26:04 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: The first time he found out he was with a squirter, this was the result:


whatistheexcel.com

The first time Dolph saw her topless, his forehead just spontaneously exploded.
 
2012-08-23 03:27:23 PM  

robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: The first time he found out he was with a squirter, this was the result:

[whatistheexcel.com image 424x318]

The first time Dolph saw her topless, his forehead just spontaneously exploded.


No, that's when Dolph got his redwings.
 
2012-08-23 03:29:11 PM  
For some reason the idea of Dolph Ziggler just selling like mad during sex makes me laugh. Hard.
 
2012-08-23 03:56:09 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: The first time he found out he was with a squirter, this was the result:

[whatistheexcel.com image 424x318]

The first time Dolph saw her topless, his forehead just spontaneously exploded.

No, that's when Dolph got his redwings.


Spittake.jpg
 
2012-08-23 03:59:20 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: The first time he found out he was with a squirter, this was the result:

[whatistheexcel.com image 424x318]

The first time Dolph saw her topless, his forehead just spontaneously exploded.

No, that's when Dolph got his redwings.


+1

LOL, that was my first thought, but I figured I'd keep up the selling motif.
 
2012-08-23 04:10:41 PM  

robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: The first time he found out he was with a squirter, this was the result:

[whatistheexcel.com image 424x318]

The first time Dolph saw her topless, his forehead just spontaneously exploded.

No, that's when Dolph got his redwings.

+1

LOL, that was my first thought, but I figured I'd keep up the selling motif.


He bladed to sell the effect.
 
2012-08-23 04:54:02 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: The first time he found out he was with a squirter, this was the result:

[whatistheexcel.com image 424x318]

The first time Dolph saw her topless, his forehead just spontaneously exploded.

No, that's when Dolph got his redwings.

+1

LOL, that was my first thought, but I figured I'd keep up the selling motif.

He bladed to sell the effect.


Dammit you two! How am I going to explain why i'm snickering like an idiot?

(moreso than usual)
 
2012-08-23 06:12:27 PM  
Just for you FNB:

As noted earlier, UFC president Dana White announced today that Dan Henderson has been forced to withdraw from his title fight with UFC light heavyweight champion Jon Jones at UFC 151 next weekend, and that the entire event has been cancelled. Jones was offered the chance to face Chael Sonnen in Henderson's stead, but declined.

CM Punk has been re-tweeting messages critical of Jones on his Twitter today and wrote, "Ok keyboard kids. Tell me what I do is fake, but at least I have heart. The irony is tangible. Who's phony now??"

Punk later wrote, "'Man up!'--the Briscoes. Bet ya Sun Tzu said that too," in reference to a message Jones posted yesterday quoting Sun Tzu.

When someone remarked to Punk that Jones would "kick his phony ass," Punk replied, "Yup. But I'd fight him. Come to @wwenxt @FullSail !! Big show!"
 
2012-08-23 06:49:53 PM  
WWE Classics On Demand, WWE's subscription video on demand television service, is currently airing the April 21, 1998 episode of ECW Hardcore TV, which features a profanity-laced "shoot" promo by Taz. The rotisseried grappler mentions 'Chris Benoit' twice during his spiel, which both times is censored with a bleep sound.

Just to change the later conversation away from Dolph Ziggler's Money Shot

/i full expect that to become a username
 
2012-08-23 06:53:02 PM  

Gunny Highway: Just for you FNB:

As noted earlier, UFC president Dana White announced today that Dan Henderson has been forced to withdraw from his title fight with UFC light heavyweight champion Jon Jones at UFC 151 next weekend, and that the entire event has been cancelled. Jones was offered the chance to face Chael Sonnen in Henderson's stead, but declined.

CM Punk has been re-tweeting messages critical of Jones on his Twitter today and wrote, "Ok keyboard kids. Tell me what I do is fake, but at least I have heart. The irony is tangible. Who's phony now??"

Punk later wrote, "'Man up!'--the Briscoes. Bet ya Sun Tzu said that too," in reference to a message Jones posted yesterday quoting Sun Tzu.

When someone remarked to Punk that Jones would "kick his phony ass," Punk replied, "Yup. But I'd fight him. Come to @wwenxt @FullSail !! Big show!"


Jones should take Punk up on that challenge; "Champion vs Champion", "Title for Title" at the Night of Champions PPV. :-)
 
2012-08-23 06:54:57 PM  

TheManofPA: WWE Classics On Demand, WWE's subscription video on demand television service, is currently airing the April 21, 1998 episode of ECW Hardcore TV, which features a profanity-laced "shoot" promo by Taz. The rotisseried grappler mentions 'Chris Benoit' twice during his spiel, which both times is censored with a bleep sound.

Just to change the later conversation away from Dolph Ziggler's Money Shot

/i full expect that to become a username


Dolph Ziggler's Money Shot, or C***s B****t?
 
2012-08-23 07:19:00 PM  

Captain Steroid: TheManofPA: WWE Classics On Demand, WWE's subscription video on demand television service, is currently airing the April 21, 1998 episode of ECW Hardcore TV, which features a profanity-laced "shoot" promo by Taz. The rotisseried grappler mentions 'Chris Benoit' twice during his spiel, which both times is censored with a bleep sound.

Just to change the later conversation away from Dolph Ziggler's Money Shot

/i full expect that to become a username

Dolph Ziggler's Money Shot, or C***s B****t?


Comes Bucket (I assume you forgot the "s").
 
2012-08-23 07:42:18 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Captain Steroid: TheManofPA: WWE Classics On Demand, WWE's subscription video on demand television service, is currently airing the April 21, 1998 episode of ECW Hardcore TV, which features a profanity-laced "shoot" promo by Taz. The rotisseried grappler mentions 'Chris Benoit' twice during his spiel, which both times is censored with a bleep sound.

Just to change the later conversation away from Dolph Ziggler's Money Shot

/i full expect that to become a username

Dolph Ziggler's Money Shot, or C***s B****t?

Comes Bucket (I assume you forgot the "s").


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-23 07:49:10 PM  

Captain Steroid: FirstNationalBastard: Captain Steroid: TheManofPA: WWE Classics On Demand, WWE's subscription video on demand television service, is currently airing the April 21, 1998 episode of ECW Hardcore TV, which features a profanity-laced "shoot" promo by Taz. The rotisseried grappler mentions 'Chris Benoit' twice during his spiel, which both times is censored with a bleep sound.

Just to change the later conversation away from Dolph Ziggler's Money Shot

/i full expect that to become a username

Dolph Ziggler's Money Shot, or C***s B****t?

Comes Bucket (I assume you forgot the "s").

[i1182.photobucket.com image 170x95]


Cable company finally added The Hub HD feed. PONIES IN WIDESCREEN HD, THE WAY THEY WERE MEANT TO BE SEEN!

And as for wrestling news...

Orange County Choppers is working on the new WWE Belt.

So, they've finally gone as low as they can go. From Reggie Parks and Dave Millican, to J-Mar, now they're having some farking motorcycle shop from a reality show do their belt... probably so they can get a mention on the show, and have a OCC-Themed RAW.
 
2012-08-23 07:51:51 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: So, they've finally gone as low as they can go. From Reggie Parks and Dave Millican, to J-Mar, now they're having some farking motorcycle shop from a reality show do their belt... probably so they can get a mention on the show, and have a OCC-Themed RAW.

"Annealing aluminum for a WWE Championship belt."


Maybe that isnt the design for THE WWE Championship belt? Maybe? Please?
 
2012-08-23 07:59:56 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-08-23 08:00:50 PM  
Apparently, Impact has been preempted for Sons of Anarchy... :P
 
2012-08-23 08:01:00 PM  
Aces and Eights on motorcycles

So cool!
 
2012-08-23 08:02:12 PM  
And here....we...go....
 
2012-08-23 08:02:23 PM  
IIIIIIT'S SHOWTIME!
 
2012-08-23 08:03:44 PM  
I'mma be doin a lot of channel surfing tonight.
My town, Petaluma, is playing for the chance to play in the US Championship for the Little League World Series. That's more important to me than even Impact.
 
2012-08-23 08:04:44 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I'mma be doin a lot of channel surfing tonight.
My town, Petaluma, is playing for the chance to play in the US Championship for the Little League World Series. That's more important to me than even Impact.


Dude, that's awesome! O.O

Good luck!
 
2012-08-23 08:05:08 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Captain Steroid: FirstNationalBastard: Captain Steroid: TheManofPA: WWE Classics On Demand, WWE's subscription video on demand television service, is currently airing the April 21, 1998 episode of ECW Hardcore TV, which features a profanity-laced "shoot" promo by Taz. The rotisseried grappler mentions 'Chris Benoit' twice during his spiel, which both times is censored with a bleep sound.

Just to change the later conversation away from Dolph Ziggler's Money Shot

/i full expect that to become a username

Dolph Ziggler's Money Shot, or C***s B****t?

Comes Bucket (I assume you forgot the "s").

[i1182.photobucket.com image 170x95]

Cable company finally added The Hub HD feed. PONIES IN WIDESCREEN HD, THE WAY THEY WERE MEANT TO BE SEEN!

And as for wrestling news...

Orange County Choppers is working on the new WWE Belt.

So, they've finally gone as low as they can go. From Reggie Parks and Dave Millican, to J-Mar, now they're having some farking motorcycle shop from a reality show do their belt... probably so they can get a mention on the show, and have a OCC-Themed RAW.


Well, that's...something. I hate think that the spinner belt may be preferable to the finished product.

/when is the new one supposed to debut anyway?
 
2012-08-23 08:06:15 PM  

Captain Steroid: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I'mma be doin a lot of channel surfing tonight.
My town, Petaluma, is playing for the chance to play in the US Championship for the Little League World Series. That's more important to me than even Impact.

Dude, that's awesome! O.O

Good luck!


thanks!
I played Petaluma Little League back in the 80s. My nephew played a few years back. It's definitely in the family, so we're all incredibly proud of the kids representing us tonight.
 
2012-08-23 08:07:28 PM  
The big one is Joe. Calling it now!
 
2012-08-23 08:09:21 PM  

Captain Steroid: The big one is Joe. Calling it now!


And, I am a moron. -_-'
 
2012-08-23 08:09:30 PM  
Ohh he got patched in
 
2012-08-23 08:14:51 PM  
KNOCKOUTS MATCH!

imageshack.us
 
2012-08-23 08:15:21 PM  
Cutting promos without taking the shirt off = NO BUYS
 
2012-08-23 08:15:54 PM  
...I look in the mirror and have one question... is this outfit appropriate for Hooters work?
 
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