Hmm.

Amazing! My talent at drawing amounts to fat stick figures..

doglover: Hmm.

I concur.

Subby, the trick is to take the pen and tap if deftly, twice, against the tip of your tongue. Then flick away the extra moisture from the pen's tip with your thumb using a motion similar to that you'd employ to toss a coin. Then, with the pen clutched firmly in your right hand, tap it just once against the surface where you are preparing to sign your check, incline your head approximately 15 degrees to the left, allow the tip of your tongue to just barely make an appearance at the corner of your mouth, and sign the check in one continuous motion. Do not lift the pen from the paper's surface until you are finished.

Now, I tell you all this with the understanding that you are not one of the miserable sacks of excrement who takes a full cart through a supermarket checkout line, waits there while all your items are scanned and bagged by the clerk, and only after hearing that total begins to paw through your purse looking for your checkbook and pen. If you are one of those miserable sacks of excrement, forget everything I just told you and instead take the pen, tap it twice on the tip of your tongue, and drive it cap-deep into your right eye.

Pocket Ninja: Subby, the trick is to take the pen and tap if deftly, twice, against the tip of your tongue. Then flick away the extra moisture from the pen's tip with your thumb using a motion similar to that you'd employ to toss a coin. Then, with the pen clutched firmly in your right hand, tap it just once against the surface where you are preparing to sign your check, incline your head approximately 15 degrees to the left, allow the tip of your tongue to just barely make an appearance at the corner of your mouth, and sign the check in one continuous motion. Do not lift the pen from the paper's surface until you are finished.

Now, I tell you all this with the understanding that you are not one of the miserable sacks of excrement who takes a full cart through a supermarket checkout line, waits there while all your items are scanned and bagged by the clerk, and only after hearing that total begins to paw through your purse looking for your checkbook and pen. If you are one of those miserable sacks of excrement, forget everything I just told you and instead take the pen, tap it twice on the tip of your tongue, and drive it cap-deep into your right eye.

That was a lot of work, right there. Well done.

Spinalboy: What's a check?

It's when one player knocks another player into the boards so that he can gain control of the puck.

Subby, after you're done talking about getting a pen to work while signing a check, I'll start in about how I can't get a camera to take paictures that look like those drawings. Most of the time it's the stupid delay between the time I hit the damn button and the time the stupid flash goes off and the picture snaps. I went to take a picture of my 2 year old and he eventually moved because he had to go to college. I just want my disc camera back.

That is some really, really terrific work.

Two things:
1. Was I the only one that immediately heard Sterling Archer's voice upon seeing the Margay Cat? Yes I know he had an ocelot, but they look so similar.

2. The girl with the pearl earring is a recreation of Scarlett Johanssen's image from The Girl With The Pearl Earring rather than the Vermeer original.

gmoney101: Yet still struggles with drawing hands...

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Yeah it'd suck to be that bad at drawing.

/can't reliably draw the letters of the alphabet

Now, I tell you all this with the understanding that you are not one of the miserable sacks of excrement who takes a full cart through a supermarket checkout line, waits there while all your items are scanned and bagged by the clerk, and only after hearing that total begins to paw through your purse looking for your checkbook and pen. If you are one of those miserable sacks of excrement, forget everything I just told you and instead take the pen, tap it twice on the tip of your tongue, and drive it cap-deep into your right eye.

I am so glad to know that other people feel about these idiots the same way I do. My GF thinks I am a asshole for getting upset with them. I am an assshole, but I am right in my feelings about people like this at the checkout.

I had an ex that was near this good at drawing with pens, but it wasn't till like a week before we broke up that I realized all the artwork in her place was actually done by her. I even thought some were photographs.

durbnpoisn: That really just seems impossible. I didn't know that they made ballpoints in most of those colors.

Technically he only needs a cyan, magenta, yellow and black pen.