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(New York Magazine)   Fifty Shades of Grey: Saving America's economy one middle aged female masturbatory fantasy at a time   (nymag.com) divider line 40
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2012-08-23 11:29:22 AM
I've used up all my 50 shades of grey innuendos time to more on
 
2012-08-23 11:46:48 AM
If you're a middle aged male you should by your ol' lady the book.
 
2012-08-23 11:51:34 AM
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I say let the economy crash
 
2012-08-23 12:22:44 PM

Cheron: more on


It's MORAN. Get it right.
 
2012-08-23 12:24:34 PM
Simple question: Is it better than twilight ? Or Dan Brown ?
 
2012-08-23 12:34:59 PM

Seequinn: Simple question: Is it better than twilight ? Or Dan Brown ?


when it comes to quality of writing, you're about on par

/ seriously, you want some dirty reading, go back up some bataille or de sade.
 
2012-08-23 12:39:22 PM
A certain website that I frequent has recently began putting a selection of bondage videos in the "Female Interests" catagory. I attribute this to 50SoG.
 
2012-08-23 12:43:51 PM
TFA Headline: Fifty Shades of Grey Is Now the Only Hope Our Economy Has

That's it. We're doomed.
 
2012-08-23 12:44:23 PM

ghare: If you're a middle aged male you should by your ol' lady the book.


Mine says "Do you think I should read it?"

I say "Why are you pretending you don't want to?"
 
2012-08-23 12:53:33 PM
TFA Headline: Fifty Shades of Grey Is Now the Only Hope Our Economy Has

September nipple clamp futures are up ¼ but butt plugs are flat. (from tomorrow's NY Times)
 
2012-08-23 12:59:55 PM
My favorite:

It was bliss having his cumtree probed inside me again; stuffing my enchilada of love with 10 inch purple battery-operated monster just didn't get my gammon alley splurging like it used to. After having my gashtray slammed, he then proceeded to hammer my turd cutter. The unrelenting orgasms from his cervix cigar pounding my wizards sleeve made me come so hard, I began sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop. My ladytown was trembling like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his disco stick made my spaff seep like a George Foreman grill.

I awoke the next morning with my calamari cockring still dripping. I thought it was over but his huge penis had other ideas. The unrelenting orgasms from his greasy slimelight pounding my shame portal made me come so hard, I began sweating like a gypsy near an unlocked shipping container. By now, my hairy spunk dungeon was oozing like there was a midget inside me with a super soaker. Hours of farking like this would leave any girl's flappy meal looking like a bucket of smashed crabs, and I was no different! After having my quivering mound of love pudding hammered, he then proceeded to slam my turd cutter.
 
2012-08-23 01:13:20 PM
Many of my female co-workers have read/are reading this book, and clearly feel "dangerous" when giggling and obliquely referencing it at work. The thing is, with the quality of the writing being what it is, the only value the book has is that it portrays crazy sex scenes on every other page, so it amazes me that otherwise straightlaced women freely admit that they're thoroughly enjoying the literary equivalent of a Fleshlight.

I'll never have the nerve, but I like to imagine pouring myself a cup of coffee in the breakroom, and overhearing 3 or 4 of the secretaries discussing it, and interupting them to politely ask "Oh, you're reading 50 Shades of Grey? What part made you cum?"
 
2012-08-23 01:15:32 PM

Charlie Chingas: My favorite:

It was bliss having his cumtree probed inside me again; stuffing my enchilada of love with 10 inch purple battery-operated monster just didn't get my gammon alley splurging like it used to. After having my gashtray slammed, he then proceeded to hammer my turd cutter. The unrelenting orgasms from his cervix cigar pounding my wizards sleeve made me come so hard, I began sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop. My ladytown was trembling like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his disco stick made my spaff seep like a George Foreman grill.

I awoke the next morning with my calamari cockring still dripping. I thought it was over but his huge penis had other ideas. The unrelenting orgasms from his greasy slimelight pounding my shame portal made me come so hard, I began sweating like a gypsy near an unlocked shipping container. By now, my hairy spunk dungeon was oozing like there was a midget inside me with a super soaker. Hours of farking like this would leave any girl's flappy meal looking like a bucket of smashed crabs, and I was no different! After having my quivering mound of love pudding hammered, he then proceeded to slam my turd cutter.


Rofl, can anyone enlighten me on this meme? I'm guessing it's making fun of the book's terrible use of innuendos, but a little clarification would be great. Is the book that "graphic" anyways?
 
2012-08-23 01:20:16 PM

Charlie Chingas: My favorite:


Is this a real quote or is it a 50 shades Poe. It reads like it was written by a stroke victim who has lost parts of the langue center
 
2012-08-23 01:21:46 PM

Sm3agol85: Charlie Chingas: My favorite:

It was bliss having his cumtree probed inside me again; stuffing my enchilada of love with 10 inch purple battery-operated monster just didn't get my gammon alley splurging like it used to. After having my gashtray slammed, he then proceeded to hammer my turd cutter. The unrelenting orgasms from his cervix cigar pounding my wizards sleeve made me come so hard, I began sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop. My ladytown was trembling like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his disco stick made my spaff seep like a George Foreman grill.

I awoke the next morning with my calamari cockring still dripping. I thought it was over but his huge penis had other ideas. The unrelenting orgasms from his greasy slimelight pounding my shame portal made me come so hard, I began sweating like a gypsy near an unlocked shipping container. By now, my hairy spunk dungeon was oozing like there was a midget inside me with a super soaker. Hours of farking like this would leave any girl's flappy meal looking like a bucket of smashed crabs, and I was no different! After having my quivering mound of love pudding hammered, he then proceeded to slam my turd cutter.

Rofl, can anyone enlighten me on this meme? I'm guessing it's making fun of the book's terrible use of innuendos, but a little clarification would be great. Is the book that "graphic" anyways?


50 Shades of Gray generator. But as far as I can tell, and from what others have told me, that is how it reads. Shades is filled with innuendos and metaphors. I sent that generator to a friend, he laughed. He was at a bookstore and opened up shades at a random page. He cried because it was freakishly close to the generator. Very sad, actually. But take away the sex and you have a book that romanticizes an abusive relationship with a controlling man. Just like twilight.
 
2012-08-23 01:26:27 PM
I've read hotter Harlequin romance novels,
 
2012-08-23 01:40:53 PM

ghare: If you're a middle aged male you should by your ol' lady the book.


My old lady prefers real porn to this tripe bullshiat.
 
2012-08-23 01:48:15 PM

PowerSlacker: ghare: If you're a middle aged male you should by your ol' lady the book.

My old lady prefers real porn to this tripe bullshiat.


^and this

/she's particularly fond of Angel Black and Laura Lion ;)
/and Rocco
 
2012-08-23 01:48:42 PM

PowerSlacker: ghare: If you're a middle aged male you should by your ol' lady the book.

My old lady prefers real porn to this tripe bullshiat.


It's true, she does.
 
2012-08-23 01:52:46 PM

The Muthaship: PowerSlacker: ghare: If you're a middle aged male you should by your ol' lady the book.

My old lady prefers real porn to this tripe bullshiat.

It's true, she does.


Yeah, I knew that was coming...
 
2012-08-23 02:01:51 PM

PowerSlacker: The Muthaship: PowerSlacker: ghare: If you're a middle aged male you should by your ol' lady the book.

My old lady prefers real porn to this tripe bullshiat.

It's true, she does.

Yeah, I knew that was coming...


That's what she said.
 
2012-08-23 02:03:19 PM
there's much better, and free, stuff over on literotica.
 
2012-08-23 02:16:27 PM
Hairy spunk dungeon.
 
2012-08-23 03:07:56 PM
a3.mzstatic.com

Or fake erotic fiction?
 
2012-08-23 03:15:10 PM

Charlie Chingas: /and Rocco


A girl into Rocco, eh? That's keen.
 
2012-08-23 03:20:17 PM

Seequinn: Simple question: Is it better than twilight ? Or Dan Brown ?


Oh, sure, drag us into it...

chzbronies.files.wordpress.com

But to answer your question, if the reviews are any indication, it's worse.
 
2012-08-23 03:47:47 PM
Here's an enchilada of love...

i.imgur.com

makes ya hot, does it?
 
2012-08-23 03:55:31 PM

pute kisses like a man: Seequinn: Simple question: Is it better than twilight ? Or Dan Brown ?

when it comes to quality of writing, you're about on par

/ seriously, you want some dirty reading, go back up some bataille or de sade.


I always found his writing more instructional, but I suppose if you read into it more... maybe...

elena.nayvelt.com
 
2012-08-23 04:03:54 PM

Seequinn: Simple question: Is it better than twilight ? Or Dan Brown ?


Stephenie Meyer is said to have away from it, not frothing at the mouth or anything, but remarking that "it's just not very well written."

Let that sink in for a moment. THE AUTHOR OF TWILIGHT has higher standards than this series can pass.
 
2012-08-23 04:10:23 PM
I hear it has lots of legitimate rape in it.
 
2012-08-23 04:26:42 PM

Mose: pute kisses like a man: Seequinn: Simple question: Is it better than twilight ? Or Dan Brown ?

when it comes to quality of writing, you're about on par

/ seriously, you want some dirty reading, go back up some bataille or de sade.

I always found his writing more instructional, but I suppose if you read into it more... maybe...

[elena.nayvelt.com image 290x354]


heh heh heh... a fellow food writer.

you should check out his story of the eye... especially the parts about eggs and bull testicles... or, well, eyeballs for that matter.
 
2012-08-23 04:52:39 PM

StrikitRich: [a3.mzstatic.com image 148x225]

Or fake erotic fiction?


You forgot to provide a link to order your own copy of that book.
 
2012-08-23 06:05:49 PM

Charlie Chingas: My favorite:

It was bliss having his cumtree probed inside me again; stuffing my enchilada of love with 10 inch purple battery-operated monster just didn't get my gammon alley splurging like it used to. After having my gashtray slammed, he then proceeded to hammer my turd cutter. The unrelenting orgasms from his cervix cigar pounding my wizards sleeve made me come so hard, I began sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop. My ladytown was trembling like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his disco stick made my spaff seep like a George Foreman grill.

I awoke the next morning with my calamari cockring still dripping. I thought it was over but his huge penis had other ideas. The unrelenting orgasms from his greasy slimelight pounding my shame portal made me come so hard, I began sweating like a gypsy near an unlocked shipping container. By now, my hairy spunk dungeon was oozing like there was a midget inside me with a super soaker. Hours of farking like this would leave any girl's flappy meal looking like a bucket of smashed crabs, and I was no different! After having my quivering mound of love pudding hammered, he then proceeded to slam my turd cutter.


I'll be in my bunk.
 
2012-08-23 06:09:11 PM
Before anyone gets any ideas, the women buying this book are overwhelmingly crazy and/or fat.

Women who can get laid whenver they want, do.
 
2012-08-23 06:15:50 PM

ClavellBCMI: StrikitRich: [a3.mzstatic.com image 148x225]

Or fake erotic fiction?

You forgot to provide a link to order your own copy of that book.


Link
 
2012-08-23 08:57:34 PM
www.mastcelebs.netapi.ning.comwww.mastcelebs.net 


/too lazy to dig up 47 more SFW ones for a collage
//but you get the point
 
2012-08-23 10:52:29 PM
d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
 
2012-08-24 09:33:28 AM
This just in : Porn sells.
 
2012-08-26 09:52:58 AM

Barricaded Gunman: Many of my female co-workers have read/are reading this book, and clearly feel "dangerous" when giggling and obliquely referencing it at work. The thing is, with the quality of the writing being what it is, the only value the book has is that it portrays crazy sex scenes on every other page, so it amazes me that otherwise straightlaced women freely admit that they're thoroughly enjoying the literary equivalent of a Fleshlight.

I'll never have the nerve, but I like to imagine pouring myself a cup of coffee in the breakroom, and overhearing 3 or 4 of the secretaries discussing it, and interupting them to politely ask "Oh, you're reading 50 Shades of Grey? What part made you cum?"


They were reading Harlequin romance novels years before that, they ain't THAT much better.

I get my smut from the internet and I feel comfortable enough with myself to watch porn. I don't have to get my porn from a thinly veiled "romance" novel, but my Mom's generation did.
 
2012-08-26 09:58:32 AM

Seequinn: Simple question: Is it better than twilight ? Or Dan Brown ?


It's twilight FAN FICTION, let that sink in for a minute there,

TWILIGHT BDSM FAN FICTION from a middle-aged woman whose handle was Snowdragon Icequeen.
 
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