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2012-08-23 09:23:37 AM  
Imagine that poor horse owner who keeps getting boxes of random stuff shipped to him as restitution payments..

*even if guy had reformed.. "Honey, could you be a deer and stop by the bank to deposit the quarterly payment from the horse corpse farking guy? "

CSB: crazy guy burnt my sister's mule barn down last year. No mules were lost or deflowered, but then really havent thought to ask about that second part.
2012-08-23 09:25:36 AM  

quatchi: What do you do with guys like that? As a society I mean. 

Asylum, prison, half way house with strict supervision?

Letting him wander around homeless, desperate and crazy doesn't seem like the optimal option for some reason.

Video is relevant to your question (new window)
2012-08-23 09:28:02 AM  
Heh, he employed the Princess Bride defense.
2012-08-23 09:38:47 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: And here's the guy's original appearance on fark back on November 26, 2006.

Really did come into the thread for this, leaving satisfied.

2012-08-23 11:00:44 AM  

sleeper2995: [ image 207x243]

Came for this, leaving happy. Thank you.

/bear farker! Do you need assistance?
2012-08-23 11:16:02 AM  
reminds me of an interview barbara walters did years ago

2012-08-23 11:16:45 AM
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2012-08-23 03:38:18 PM  

doglover: insertsnarkyusername: Granted he is a sick fark, but is anyone else bothered by the fact that the police officer tried to detain him for basically no reason at all.

You mean are we bothered that a police officer detained someone for acting very suspicious in the back of someone else's car?

At about 6:20 p.m. Monday, off-duty Hermantown police officer Kody Vedder was leaving Walmart with a family member when she observed what she said she believed was a crime in progress, a vehicle prowl. Vedder observed a male in the back seat of the car parked next to her rummaging around, looking through bags and under the seats and appearing nervous as if watching for people approaching.

Digging around nervously in the back seat is not "nothing" and quite frankly I'd rather be stopped while doing legal shiat in my own car than live in a township when someone else could rummage through my backseat with impunity.

I misread the article wrong then, for some reason I thought he owned the car he was rummaging through. I've certainly lost things and had to hop in the back and rummage before but then again my car is messy.
2012-08-24 05:41:30 AM  

fusillade762: But the deer? I mean, if it's OK to shoot a deer to eat it I don't see the problem with shooting one because you want to fark it. As long as you eat it afterwards. And you don't do it in front of a daycare or something.

You know Native Americans used every part of the animal... EVERY PART!
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