If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(TwinCities.com)   Deer molester arrested in Walmart parking lot for assaulting female cop   (twincities.com) divider line 60
    More: Followup, Hermantown Walmart, Hermantown, parking lots, sex crimes, Officer Kody Vedder, orgasms, deer, Douglas County  
•       •       •

7064 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Aug 2012 at 3:49 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



60 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-08-23 01:32:49 AM
And here's the guy's original appearance on fark back on November 26, 2006.
 
2012-08-23 01:43:50 AM
There is something wrong with that guy. He needs some serious mental health help.
 
2012-08-23 01:48:31 AM
Of course, the deer molester was at Walmart...

bwakeling.files.wordpress.com

... to spend a buck.

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
 
2012-08-23 01:49:33 AM
I remember this guy from a few years back. Couldn't remember his name, tho.

I always wondered what happened to him.

A very rare pre-2010 posting from myself. Rarely did I comment until 2010.
 
2012-08-23 01:52:23 AM
There is a man who's made some seriously bad decisions in his life.

A dead DEER??? what the hell?
 
2012-08-23 01:57:26 AM

Ambivalence: There is a man who's made some seriously bad decisions in his life.

A dead DEER??? what the hell?


In 2004 he shot a horse so he could have sex with it.
 
2012-08-23 02:05:30 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Ambivalence: There is a man who's made some seriously bad decisions in his life.

A dead DEER??? what the hell?

In 2004 he shot a horse so he could have sex with it.


Good god!

Sometimes I wonder if castration is an acceptable procedure for those who hae difficulty controlling their sexual activities
 
2012-08-23 02:09:40 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Ambivalence: There is a man who's made some seriously bad decisions in his life.

A dead DEER??? what the hell?

In 2004 he shot a horse so he could have sex with it.


The horse is just wrong because that was probably someone's property. But the deer? I mean, if it's OK to shoot a deer to eat it I don't see the problem with shooting one because you want to fark it. As long as you eat it afterwards. And you don't do it in front of a daycare or something.
 
2012-08-23 02:15:19 AM

cman: Bathia_Mapes: Ambivalence: There is a man who's made some seriously bad decisions in his life.

A dead DEER??? what the hell?

In 2004 he shot a horse so he could have sex with it.

Good god!

Sometimes I wonder if castration is an acceptable procedure for those who hae difficulty controlling their sexual activities


According to this website he was sentenced to probation for the incidence with the dead deer. The sentence also requires Bryan James Hathaway to be evaluated as a sex offender and treated at the Institute for Psychological and Sexual Health in Duluth, Minn.

He got 18 months in prison and two years of extended supervision for killing the horse in order to have sex with it. In addition to the sentence, the court ordered Hathaway to undergo treatment for a psychosexual disorder and pay restitution to the horse's owner.
 
2012-08-23 02:19:31 AM

fusillade762: Bathia_Mapes: Ambivalence: There is a man who's made some seriously bad decisions in his life.

A dead DEER??? what the hell?

In 2004 he shot a horse so he could have sex with it.

The horse is just wrong because that was probably someone's property. But the deer? I mean, if it's OK to shoot a deer to eat it I don't see the problem with shooting one because you want to fark it. As long as you eat it afterwards. And you don't do it in front of a daycare or something.


The reason the law and courts made such a big deal out of this guy having sex with a dead deer is because Hathaway had just been released from prison for killing the horse when the deer incident happened.
 
2012-08-23 02:20:40 AM
Deer leader won't be too happy.
 
2012-08-23 04:01:16 AM
Always shop around for a discount molester.
 
2012-08-23 04:07:58 AM

cman: Bathia_Mapes: Ambivalence: There is a man who's made some seriously bad decisions in his life.

A dead DEER??? what the hell?

In 2004 he shot a horse so he could have sex with it.

Good god!

Sometimes I wonder if castration is an acceptable procedure for those who hae difficulty controlling their sexual activities


I would say if you would shoot an animal to fark its corpse, you're crazy enough that we should just kill you outright. A nice last meal of opium laced yogurt and a glass of LSD. You go bananas and then we just go ahead and hang ya. No fuss, some muss. Some people are too far gone to save.
 
2012-08-23 04:13:40 AM
I built this bar with my bare hands. Do they call me John the Bar Carver?
 
2012-08-23 04:16:32 AM
"Hermantown, Minn: Man convicted of sex with dead deer charged in alleged assault of police officer"

Was the deer on the police force?
 
2012-08-23 04:17:54 AM
It's OK to eat it but you can't screw it? Someone tell Portnoy.
 
2012-08-23 04:21:49 AM

doglover: I would say if you would shoot an animal to fark its corpse, you're crazy enough that we should just kill you outright


and if you are crazy enough to kill an animal just to eat it?
shall we kill you?

come on, get some perspective
 
2012-08-23 04:27:15 AM

redsquid: It's OK to eat it but you can't screw it? Someone tell Portnoy.


Portnoy's was delivered.
 
2012-08-23 04:28:19 AM
I once went home with this chick that i met at a strip club.. she said her name was Bambi.
I should have realized something was up because when a car approached us on the way out of the club, she just kind of froze in the headlights.
Anyway.. long story short, i woke up with this terrible hangover, smelling like venison. The chick looked at me with this doe-eyed grin, and i said to myself "man, you just farked a deer."

/True story.
 
2012-08-23 04:35:43 AM
Oh deer...
 
2012-08-23 04:43:03 AM
Gee I wonder why that dude has to resort to stealing cellphones from cars for a living?

Registered sex offender you say? Well, that explains it then, doesn't it?

/homeless too it seems
 
2012-08-23 05:03:48 AM
Why all the hate? Just accept that some people are born that way.

//Freaking prudes.
 
2012-08-23 05:08:44 AM

redsquid: It's OK to eat it but you can't screw it? Someone tell Portnoy.


I tried, but he complained. Dr. Spielvogel
 
2012-08-23 05:11:53 AM
To some men, women are just meat.

So I guess it's logical to just skip the dating, nagging and emotional blackmail and just go fark some meat instead.
 
2012-08-23 05:12:53 AM

BKITU: Of course, the deer molester was at Walmart...

[bwakeling.files.wordpress.com image 320x208]

... to spend a buck.

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!


Hilarious.
I came here to make a comment about being caught in the headlights but this gets more points.
 
2012-08-23 05:22:56 AM
Cue the Family Guy "Will do moose things for money" picture.
And +1 to BKITU for making me lol with Horatio.
 
2012-08-23 05:29:26 AM
Granted he is a sick fark, but is anyone else bothered by the fact that the police officer tried to detain him for basically no reason at all.
 
2012-08-23 05:36:35 AM

insertsnarkyusername: Granted he is a sick fark, but is anyone else bothered by the fact that the police officer tried to detain him for basically no reason at all.


You mean are we bothered that a police officer detained someone for acting very suspicious in the back of someone else's car?

At about 6:20 p.m. Monday, off-duty Hermantown police officer Kody Vedder was leaving Walmart with a family member when she observed what she said she believed was a crime in progress, a vehicle prowl. Vedder observed a male in the back seat of the car parked next to her rummaging around, looking through bags and under the seats and appearing nervous as if watching for people approaching.

Digging around nervously in the back seat is not "nothing" and quite frankly I'd rather be stopped while doing legal shiat in my own car than live in a township when someone else could rummage through my backseat with impunity.
 
2012-08-23 05:37:13 AM
encrypted-tbn0.google.com
 
2012-08-23 05:52:34 AM
What do you do with guys like that? As a society I mean. 

Asylum, prison, half way house with strict supervision?

Letting him wander around homeless, desperate and crazy doesn't seem like the optimal option for some reason.
 
2012-08-23 05:55:16 AM

sleeper2995: [encrypted-tbn0.google.com image 207x243]


My thought as well. I'm a little surprised it took 28 posts before someone posted that.
 
2012-08-23 06:00:11 AM

quatchi: What do you do with guys like that? As a society I mean. 

Asylum, prison, half way house with strict supervision?

Letting him wander around homeless, desperate and crazy doesn't seem like the optimal option for some reason.


Especially with deer hunting season opening in a month.
 
2012-08-23 06:01:53 AM

quatchi: What do you do with guys like that? As a society I mean. 

Asylum, prison, half way house with strict supervision?

Letting him wander around homeless, desperate and crazy doesn't seem like the optimal option for some reason.


Some people shouldn't be out in the general population. This guy started getting in trouble early in life and has some obvious impulse control issues. There is a chance that many people can change and then there are the hopeless.
 
2012-08-23 06:02:22 AM
This guy is a classic case of serial animal abuse. First a Horse, then a Deer and now a Pig.
 
2012-08-23 06:12:10 AM

fusillade762: Bathia_Mapes: Ambivalence: There is a man who's made some seriously bad decisions in his life.

A dead DEER??? what the hell?

In 2004 he shot a horse so he could have sex with it.

The horse is just wrong because that was probably someone's property. But the deer? I mean, if it's OK to shoot a deer to eat it I don't see the problem with shooting one because you want to fark it. As long as you eat it afterwards. And you don't do it in front of a daycare or something.


If it's a female deer you can eat it twice.
 
2012-08-23 07:17:05 AM
D'oe!
 
2012-08-23 07:43:44 AM
I just found this on the web

i32.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-23 07:44:13 AM

Bathia_Mapes: The reason the law and courts made such a big deal out of this guy having sex with a dead deer is because Hathaway had just been released from prison for killing the horse when the deer incident happened.


I don't think probation and a second round of treatment (when the first round obviously did jack shiat) is really making a big deal out of it. Certainly not as big a deal as they should have made, anyway.

Also: WHAT THE fark?
 
2012-08-23 08:05:31 AM
This thread is so wrong.

And I'm okay with that.
 
2012-08-23 08:13:18 AM
comicsforge.com
WANTED FOR QUESTIONING
 
2012-08-23 08:14:03 AM

david_gaithersburg: Why all the hate? Just accept that some people are born that way.

//Freaking prudes.



Damned right. Same love, same rights, amirite?
 
2012-08-23 08:27:47 AM
Subby, why "female cop"? Why not just "cop"?
 
2012-08-23 08:33:09 AM
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-08-23 08:33:48 AM
D'oe!
 
2012-08-23 08:35:31 AM

lar_m: This guy is a classic case of serial animal abuse. First a Horse, then a Deer and now a Pig.


I am unable to decide if he is getting better or worse.
 
2012-08-23 08:52:20 AM

doglover: cman: Bathia_Mapes: Ambivalence: There is a man who's made some seriously bad decisions in his life.

A dead DEER??? what the hell?

In 2004 he shot a horse so he could have sex with it.

Good god!

Sometimes I wonder if castration is an acceptable procedure for those who hae difficulty controlling their sexual activities

I would say if you would shoot an animal to fark its corpse, you're crazy enough that we should just kill you outright. A nice last meal of opium laced yogurt and a glass of LSD. You go bananas and then we just go ahead and hang ya. No fuss, some muss. Some people are too far gone to save.


In concept, you're absolutely right. In practice, our legal system would have a problem with it.

Some folks are just so plain out crazy you cannot fix them. This guy's one of them. At the very least he needs to be committed for life.
 
2012-08-23 08:58:16 AM

barefoot in the head: D'oe!


A deer!
 
2012-08-23 09:14:44 AM

Abox: barefoot in the head: D'oe!

A deer!


A female deer!
 
2012-08-23 09:16:39 AM

sleeper2995: [encrypted-tbn0.google.com image 207x243]


I was just about to post this pic, sick minds think alike!
 
2012-08-23 09:21:51 AM
What a jerk. Deer coonting season doesn't start for another month and a half.
 
Displayed 50 of 60 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report