Is the Hero tag off getting a blowie under the bleachers?

Man charged with 10,000 counts of exposing himself to a minor, woman congratulated on providing moral justice?

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I always wonder, when I hear of something like this, at what point did this seem like a good idea?

I'm not buying unsolicited. Dig in the emails and messages. Either signals got crossed, or coach got played by a trap he was only to happy to fall into.

Also, if it truly were unsolicited, there are other women who received the photos as well.

Dig deeper.

I show my dick to whoever asks and I've never taken pictures of it and sent it out. There are just some things best done in person.

/I've never gotten the wide eyed fear reaction instantly followed by a look of steely determination that I've always wanted.

Possibly he sent it to the wrong woman. Or not.

But the big question is, WHY ARE THOSE JUNIOR HIGH KIDS SO FARKING BIG?

Yeah right. A football coach sent nudes of himself to a woman?

Give the guy a break. He just wanted to split the uprights

This thread now belongs to Jesus.

Seeing as he owns everything.

FTA: "We want to talk to everyone involved. We want to question everyone involved. We want to get to the bottom of this story. It's taken very, very seriously," Dickerson said.

Really? Dickerson? C'mon.

elguerodiablo: I show my dick to whoever asks and I've never taken pictures of it and sent it out. There are just some things best done in person.

/I've never gotten the wide eyed fear reaction instantly followed by a look of steely determination that I've always wanted.

Its hard to look wide eyed when you are squinting, smiling and saying "aww, how cute!!!!"

/not that.. I have ever... seen that reaction

SpaceyCat: *facepalm*

Guys, just because you love your penis so much, do not assume that EVERYONE will love your penis too. It is one thing when someone ASKS to receive WIE. UWIE is not cool.

Trust her on this. She's an expert.

CommieTaoist: Why was the woman not arrested for contributing to the delinquency of a minor or whatever else they charge people who give porn to underage kids? If he sent the pic to one of his players he'll be locked up immediately but once again, because a woman did it, she won't get charged or, of she is, will only get a slap on the wrist.

The players see worse than that every day in the locker room anyway.

/Besides, it's only porn if it turns you on....

Do they have one of those jumbo-tron scoreboards?

Because if... you could just, DO that.... that would be GREEEEAAAAT....

Mordis: SpaceyCat: *facepalm*

Guys, just because you love your penis so much, do not assume that EVERYONE will love your penis too. It is one thing when someone ASKS to receive WIE. UWIE is not cool.

Trust her on this. She's an expert.

No charges for BIE, though. Ever.

Oznog: No charges for BIE, though. Ever.

Because we follow the rules.



/if only he would have followed rule 3

When Channel 2 went to Carson's Clayton County home to get his side, no one answered, but a woman at the home said "You can go away" several times.

Yeah, I imagine he'll be hearing that a lot from her for the foreseeable future.

Was this part of this season's Pig Skin Preview?

He wanted to show her his corn cob.

CommieTaoist: Why was the woman not arrested for contributing to the delinquency of a minor or whatever else they charge people who give porn to underage kids? If he sent the pic to one of his players he'll be locked up immediately but once again, because a woman did it, she won't get charged or, of she is, will only get a slap on the wrist.

I would guess the reason is because subby exaggerated that part and it didn't actually happen.

The Law of Unintended Consequences is still in full effect, I see.

TFA says the DA is looking into charges against both sides.

First guy I thought of.

Jeez, whatever happened to just asking someone out for coffee?

Ain't nothing wrong about showing your player's mom pictures of the equipment room.

I'd like to go on record as saying I have never taken a photo of my junk. Ever. Never mind sending it anywhere.

Moran!

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I always wonder, when I hear of something like this, at what point did this seem like a good idea?

Yeah, really. Has this ever worked? Has anyone in history every said "Let me tell you how I met your father. He got my phone number after I called to let him know my son would be late for practice, and then he texted me a picture of his wiener."

HaywoodJablonski: I'd like to go on record as saying I have never taken a photo of my junk. Ever. Never mind sending it anywhere.

Moran!

Meh. As long as your face isn't in it, it's kind of hot if you get into it with a saucy, exhibitionist gal, especially if she lives a good distance away. It helps build the excitement until you can see each other again.

Mordis: TFA says the DA is looking into charges against both sides.

Something tells me there is much more to the story than we are getting now.

Tommy Moo: HaywoodJablonski: I'd like to go on record as saying I have never taken a photo of my junk. Ever. Never mind sending it anywhere.

Moran!

Meh. As long as your face isn't in it, it's kind of hot if you get into it with a saucy, exhibitionist gal, especially if she lives a good distance away. It helps build the excitement until you can see each other again.

Never had that dilemma

elguerodiablo: I show my dick to whoever asks...

I'm going to have to rethink my stance on forehead tattoos. I think this might be a winner.

Davida?
Parents were Iron Butterfly fans?

Mordis: Oznog: No charges for BIE, though. Ever.

Because we follow the rules.



/if only he would have followed rule 3

Came for this, leaving satisfied

/very satisfied
//Always liked that pic

Oznog: [www.led-display-boards.com image 420x300]

Do they have one of those jumbo-tron scoreboards?

Because if... you could just, DO that.... that would be GREEEEAAAAT....

Wooooo, alma mater! Go 'Gate!

HaywoodJablonski: Tommy Moo: HaywoodJablonski: I'd like to go on record as saying I have never taken a photo of my junk. Ever. Never mind sending it anywhere.

Moran!

Meh. As long as your face isn't in it, it's kind of hot if you get into it with a saucy, exhibitionist gal, especially if she lives a good distance away. It helps build the excitement until you can see each other again.

Never had that dilemma

I'd like to add to this discussion that faxing or scanning your penis is awkward and messy and you risk toppling the cart and injuring yourself and damaging the equipment, and in any case the people at FexEx Office get flustered and legalistic, and it's really not worth the bother.

In the interest of public safety I'd also like to point out that if you intend to fax, scan, or photocopy a scrotum, you must use the open-lid settings. It cannot be overemphasized how critical this is. It's very important.

lneedy: Ain't nothing wrong about showing your player's mom pictures of the equipment room.

This.

What's wrong here? Obviously he had her phone number somehow. SHE had his, or could recognize his penis, one of the two. I assume she had his and the penis thing was new. Sure it's a dick move but it's reasonable to make a move on someone who is not underaged and is not inside your authoritative jurisdiction.

Dating coworkers isn't bad either. Hitting on them can be hard. My coworkers always want to get at something outside work; that's usually the way to do it, if you know this hot blonde at work and she wants to hang with you and some coworkers, that's where you go. Don't hit on her at work; be very clear where the line is. Of course if you're dating/banging/whatnot, it's okay to make casual conversation at work--do you want to stop by later, want to go do something after work, etc--the kind of things you wouldn't ask if you weren't already dating 'cause they're propositions. "Wanna come suck my dick after work?" is probably a really farking bad idea, even if that's what she usually does after work anyway--nobody wants you to say that to them in the office.

We live in a society where it's like... don't speak or smile or LOOK at someone, because it's criminal, you pervert. Whatever happened to just backing down after your unwanted advance got deflected?

Record is 20-4. Somehow I thing he'll be fine.

Martin Luther King Jr High School, huh?

He also can not have any contact with any students.
students howling their laughing so hard?
He wasn't interested in the KIDS he was interested in Davida

that's a woman's name? that's a name?
wtf have I been anyway?

vudukungfu: Davida?
Parents were Iron Butterfly fans?

Heh.
It's more like this -
drivingsouth: [jimhalterman.com image 298x363]

Martin Luther King Jr High School, huh?

OH good, another BIE thread I can be ignored in.

/i feel like I'm back in high school
//EIP

I am guessing that when the lady showed the guy's wife the photos, no big surprise, she had probably seen him naked before

Was it Stacy's Mom?

dugrik: Jeez, whatever happened to just asking someone out for coffee?

Unless it's the President of Burundi.

/Hot and black...

quatchi: When Channel 2 went to Carson's Clayton County home to get his side, no one answered, but a woman at the home said "You can go away" several times.
Yeah, I imagine he'll be hearing that a lot from her for the foreseeable future.

One has to feel sorry for the wife. Bad enough that her husband is caught attempting to cheat on her, but to have it make the local TV news where they come to your house with a freaking camera to try to embarrass you more? The woman who displayed the pictures and dragged her into this has even less class than the coach.

I don't know any women anywhere who have an interest in seeing a disembodied penis picture. They want the whole man. Maybe I know the wrong women.

It's a game of inches.

First thought: PNSFW (Mildly)

Second thought: EIP

+1 on there must be more to this story as well as NEVER meeting a woman who wanted to see a penis picture. I've met some of the sluttiest women ever mind you. There's more to this story.

OK So Amuse Me: Was it Stacy's Mom?

If it was, I would totally understand why the coach would do that. She's got it going on.

SpaceyCat: *facepalm*

Guys, just because you love your penis so much, do not assume that EVERYONE will love your penis too. It is one thing when someone ASKS to receive WIE. UWIE is not cool.

So much of this. Is a dong picture EVER a turn-on for a female? Even if you're married or dating for a decade, does any woman ever see a picture of her dude's dong and say, "OMG! I'm so frothy down there it's like a fondue in my panties!"

On the other hand, we should encourage this sort of behavior in farkettes. So ladies, I've got EIP that's just waiting for BIE! I promise not to put it up on the Jumbotron at a football game.

Not that I should need to, but since that seems to be an actual thing, I thought I'd assure y'all of my good behavior.

SpaceyCat: *facepalm*

Guys, just because you love your penis so much, do not assume that EVERYONE will love your penis too. It is one thing when someone ASKS to receive WIE. UWIE is not cool.

So, what I'm hearing is I shouldn't have hit "SEND" just now.

/joking, don't worry. I didn't contaminate your inbox.

The woman should have just told the wife and not made a big public spectacle of the whole thing. Dumb move on her part. Im still trying to figure out why the coach is in trouble with the law. Its not like the mom was a student.........or was she? The coach can probably get in a ton of trouble work wise since he is a teacher and probably has some morals clause in his contract.
I remember years ago when camera phones started to first come out and there was this couple at work that was dating. Well she got tired of him dumped him so he started to show the nudes of her he took. A sales manager grabbed him slammed him up against the cubes got him to delete the pics then had him fired. I was suprised no lawsuit came out of it.

Oznog: [www.led-display-boards.com image 420x300]

Do they have one of those jumbo-tron scoreboards?

Because if... you could just, DO that.... that would be GREEEEAAAAT....

That is NOT a jumbo-tron. THIS is a jumbo-tron: