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(Talking Points Memo)   New Hampshire Sheriff candidate: Vote for me, and I'll use "our special constitutional powers" to kill doctors who perform abortions   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 14
    More: Asinine, New Hampshire, abortions, late-term abortion, WMUR, Hillsborough County  
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2012-08-22 09:22:25 PM  
7 votes:
talkingpointsmemo.com
I will protect the sanctity of life even if it means I have to execute every last motherfarking one of you!
2012-08-22 09:20:38 PM  
3 votes:

djkutch: "I had a cousin who, she is a registered nurse and the stories she told me about people coming in there and having babies just so they could get more on their food stamps and more on their welfare. It's like no, I don't want to take care of those people."

You just can't compete with anecdotal evidence. She had a cousin! I hope the poor soul is in Heaven.


Oops. Wrong thread. Palin is president.
2012-08-23 04:25:11 AM  
2 votes:
"sheriff has special powers"

Now I wanna shoop a picture of this moron with Sheriff Joe putting two halves of a ring together and shouting "Wonder Twit Powers Activate!".

Perhaps with Gleek in the background rolling his eyes.

/Sadly, no skillz.
2012-08-23 03:29:22 AM  
2 votes:
i560.photobucket.com
2012-08-23 12:59:00 AM  
2 votes:

cman: You better hope this guy does not get elected. He has a power hungry mean streak about him


Hell, maybe I'll run for Sheriff with theory that Sheriffs have this enormous power. Then I'll go kick his ass and arrest him. How about that?
2012-08-22 08:46:31 PM  
2 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: don't own guns.


Not a single one. Nope. None here. Won't even allow the cats to have wrist rockets.
2012-08-23 07:01:37 AM  
1 votes:
I personally know at least 50 gun owning liberal weirdos that would consider a conservative uprising as a license to hunt rednecks and would kill with joyous abandon.
2012-08-23 04:54:09 AM  
1 votes:
Well alrighty then, Captain Crazypants
2012-08-23 04:43:42 AM  
1 votes:
www.szaboforsheriff.comdtdstudios.com
2012-08-22 10:43:56 PM  
1 votes:

Hobodeluxe: first the activist judge and now this guy.

fark it all. I wish I had the means to just up and move to Canada. this country is doomed


If you do go, please send back Poutine. :D
2012-08-22 09:54:34 PM  
1 votes:

impaler: Where did he say he would use lethal force?


RTFA.

In an interview on Wednesday with local television station WMUR, Szabo said he believed sheriffs were granted special powers under the Constitution. That means, he said, he would be empowered to arrest or even use deadly force against doctors for providing legal abortions for women.

English, muthufarker, do you speak it?
2012-08-22 09:25:45 PM  
1 votes:

GAT_00: And the Prosperity Gospel had to come from somewhere.


The Prosperity Gospel can be accurately described as Theological Objectivism.
2012-08-22 09:25:43 PM  
1 votes:

Karac: [talkingpointsmemo.com image 652x360]
I will protect the sanctity of life even if it means I have to execute every last motherfarking one of you!


His head/skin look like partially stuffed sausage casing.
2012-08-22 09:19:49 PM  
1 votes:
"I had a cousin who, she is a registered nurse and the stories she told me about people coming in there and having babies just so they could get more on their food stamps and more on their welfare. It's like no, I don't want to take care of those people."

You just can't compete with anecdotal evidence. She had a cousin! I hope the poor soul is in Heaven.
 
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