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(WWSB ABC 7)   Vandals destroy toilets in park restroom. Police are investigating, but they have nothing to go on   (mysuncoast.com) divider line 33
    More: Florida, Sarasota Police Department, Payne Park, restrooms, bathrooms  
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2012-08-22 08:16:01 PM
Let's hope that they're not sitting on evidence.
 
2012-08-22 10:31:31 PM
Clearly there were no police on duty at the time.
 
2012-08-22 11:03:35 PM
I'll bet it was Goths.
 
2012-08-22 11:05:36 PM
Now THERE'S an original joke

/*eyeroll*
 
2012-08-22 11:55:49 PM
FAIL. This joke only works when it was the toilet seats in the police station that were stolen.
 
2012-08-23 12:22:12 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Now THERE'S an original joke

/*eyeroll*


I believe the proper response to this is, "Welcome to Fark."
 
2012-08-23 03:55:41 AM
userserve-ak.last.fm

/wanted for questioning
 
2012-08-23 03:56:49 AM
European! LOLOLOLOLOL
 
2012-08-23 04:05:06 AM

Fart_Machine: [userserve-ak.last.fm image 375x375]

/wanted for questioning


Came here to say exactly this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-08-23 04:06:33 AM
Damn...pisses me off to no end.......public toilets are few and far between........catch some street squirts and then ..........no place to run....'cept down the leg.........lost too many pairs of undies to this......
 
2012-08-23 04:14:22 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Now THERE'S an original joke

/*eyeroll*


But Wait There's More: FAIL. This joke only works when it was the toilet seats in the police station that were stolen.


Apparently, the humor police were completely unaffected by the lack of facilities..
 
2012-08-23 04:17:30 AM
I'm sure they'll make it priority number 2.
 
2012-08-23 05:07:10 AM
So? Do park restrooms have any function other than hosting homosexual trysts? I always figured them to be the highway rest stops of suburbia. These vandals did everyone a favor.
 
2012-08-23 05:38:08 AM
Park restrooms ... the source of many a childhood nightmare.
 
2012-08-23 05:44:04 AM

Fart_Machine: [userserve-ak.last.fm image 375x375]

/wanted for questioning


They were probably upset by the death of a girlfriend.
 
2012-08-23 06:12:39 AM
Headline is not that bad, at least it's an actual attempt at a joke and not just a verbatim copypasta of the original.

/Personally I woulda tried to work "squat to go on" in there but that's just me.
 
2012-08-23 07:22:29 AM
Have they questioned Brad Gundrick yet?
 
2012-08-23 07:28:27 AM
www.kungfurecords.com
 
2012-08-23 07:28:40 AM
Hey subby,

I laughed.

Thx
 
2012-08-23 07:45:13 AM
I think every one here has destroyed a public washroom at some point. Does that make us all vandals?
 
2012-08-23 07:45:46 AM

quatchi: Headline is not that bad, at least it's an actual attempt at a joke and not just a verbatim copypasta of the original.

/Personally I woulda tried to work "squat to go on" in there but that's just me.


Let me try:

"When asked what do they have to go on, the police said 'Squat'"
 
2012-08-23 07:53:30 AM
318 is "about 1 every weekday"?

no it isn't
 
2012-08-23 08:04:28 AM

Resident Muslim: "When asked what do they have to go on, the police said 'Squat'"


I like it! ^__^
 
2012-08-23 08:19:13 AM

mulletor: I think every one here has destroyed a public washroom at some point. Does that make us all vandals?


I haven't, but I did remove the handle from a pump once.
 
2012-08-23 08:35:57 AM
The cop was heard to say "Urinal lot of trouble!"
 
2012-08-23 08:43:18 AM
For subby

mlkshk.com
 
2012-08-23 09:14:12 AM
I liked the headline. Shrug. It reminds of the one about the kid who got his foot stuck in the escalator. The mother said they would be taking steps to make sure it wouldn't happen again.
 
2012-08-23 09:15:30 AM
Southern damsel heard asking 'Whatever shall i do, wherever shall i go?'
 
2012-08-23 09:18:02 AM
robohobo:

So? Do park restrooms have any function other than hosting homosexual trysts?

Yes. People piss and poop there. Even homosexuals. The restrooms in the neighborhood park here get plenty of use from local residents using the park, like little kids from the playground 30 feet away.

I think whoever did this showed a heinous lack of civic spirit. If can re-educate those people we should.
 
2012-08-23 10:14:52 AM
Approves of the headline...

www.bbc.co.uk
 
2012-08-23 10:22:06 AM
Maybe it's a crime wave?

timthethief.com
 
2012-08-23 10:53:30 AM

Equilibrist: Let's hope that they're not sitting on evidence.


Damn you!

*tiny fists of impotent rage*
 
2012-08-23 03:22:22 PM

dittybopper: mulletor: I think every one here has destroyed a public washroom at some point. Does that make us all vandals?

I haven't, but I did remove the handle from a pump once.


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