MaudlinMutantMollusk: Now THERE'S an original joke/*eyeroll*
Fart_Machine: [userserve-ak.last.fm image 375x375]/wanted for questioning
But Wait There's More: FAIL. This joke only works when it was the toilet seats in the police station that were stolen.
quatchi: Headline is not that bad, at least it's an actual attempt at a joke and not just a verbatim copypasta of the original./Personally I woulda tried to work "squat to go on" in there but that's just me.
Resident Muslim: "When asked what do they have to go on, the police said 'Squat'"
mulletor: I think every one here has destroyed a public washroom at some point. Does that make us all vandals?
Equilibrist: Let's hope that they're not sitting on evidence.
dittybopper: mulletor: I think every one here has destroyed a public washroom at some point. Does that make us all vandals?I haven't, but I did remove the handle from a pump once.
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