baa.

Was he charged as an adult or a kid?

A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.

The Old Man says, "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I piled it for months."

"But do they call me McGreggor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man gestured at the bar. "Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labour, for eight days."

"But do they call me McGreggor-the-Bar-builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man points out the window. "Eh, Laddy, look out to sea...Do ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board."

"But do they call me McGreggor-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is paying attention.

"But ya fark one goat..."

Stevie Nicks wanted for questioning

PunGent: Poor plaintifff.

She tried to sue a goat.

I'm sorry for her loss, but thank the maker the judge tossed most of her claims. It's good precedent. Imagine what would happen if you could just sue natural places. It boggles the mind.

Well, you have to admit, those goat claims were quite a stretch.

...

ba dum bum bssh.

Robert Boardman, a 63-year-old registered nurse, was trying to protect his wife and friend when the 370-pound billy goat gored him, severing arteries in his thigh, on a trail near Hurricane Ridge in October 2010.


Does Washington State have a Stand Your Ground Law? If they do, too baaaaaaad.

suebhoney:  

He'll handle those pesky goats!

He looks just like our Cisco! The goat, I mean. And Cisco was kind of murderous.