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(Times of Israel)   Israel: "Mess with us and you'll suffer the wrath of American military. What? That's what I said. Israeli military, No, I'm pretty sure I said Israeli military. Well, that's what I meant"   (timesofisrael.com) divider line 331
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2012-08-22 09:41:56 PM  
Would like a word:
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-22 09:42:02 PM  

Linkster: CygnusDarius: War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles fought by mercenaries and machines. War - and its consumption of life - has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed. ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefield control. Everything is monitored and kept under control. War has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control... All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield... controls history. War has changed. When the battlefield is under total control... War becomes routine.

Dude, you're twelve!


Twelve what?.
 
2012-08-22 09:42:22 PM  

ontariolightning: gilgigamesh: Israel's Channel 10 News claimed on Monday night that Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu "is determined to attack Iran before the US elections," and that Israel is now "closer than ever" to a strike designed to thwart Iran's nuclear drive.

The report added that Netanyahu and Defense Minister Ehud Barak believe President Barack Obama would have no choice but to give backing for an Israeli attack before the US presidential elections in November.

/Not Subby

why before the election.. if romney is elected or if obama retains the world championship, both would support israel..


Not for long...
 
2012-08-22 09:45:07 PM  

Indubitably: ontariolightning: gilgigamesh: Israel's Channel 10 News claimed on Monday night that Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu "is determined to attack Iran before the US elections," and that Israel is now "closer than ever" to a strike designed to thwart Iran's nuclear drive.

The report added that Netanyahu and Defense Minister Ehud Barak believe President Barack Obama would have no choice but to give backing for an Israeli attack before the US presidential elections in November.

/Not Subby

why before the election.. if romney is elected or if obama retains the world championship, both would support israel..

Not for long...


what do you mean? obama is a war monger too
look what he's been doing in pakistan
 
2012-08-22 09:46:58 PM  
Now now, children, there's enough sand in the sandy box for both of you. Play nice or we'll take away your OS.
 
2012-08-22 09:48:16 PM  

ontariolightning: if romney is elected or if obama retains the world championship, both would support israel.


Except, you know, Obama has said he won't take America to war again, especially not over that.
 
2012-08-22 09:50:43 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: ontariolightning: if romney is elected or if obama retains the world championship, both would support israel.

Except, you know, Obama has said he won't take America to war again, especially not over that.


Obama is a liar
 
2012-08-22 09:51:48 PM  

StoneColdAtheist: Reads TFH...says WFT...*clicks on link*

Facepalm. Guys...GUYS!?

Did any of you even read TFA?* Benny's comments "at the annual memorial to the casualties of the Golani Brigade" are the equivalent of the US Army's 101st Screaming Eagles commanding general's comments every June 6th when they commemorate and remember the sacrifices of D-Day.

It was not a prelude to war.

Besides, have some of you guys even looked at a map? It's a thousand farking miles from Israel to Iran with two bloody-minded anti-Israeli armies in the way, and Israel has virtually no force projection capacity. The ONLY thing they could do is try an F-15 raid on the surface facilities, which would do nothing to Iran's nuclear program anyway.

In short, they'd love to have the US take out Iran, but they can not and will not do it themselves.

* - insert [areyounewhere?.jpg]


Crack that Nuke
Give Iran a slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma's back

When a problem comes along
You must Nuke it
Before the cream sets out too long
You must Nuke it
When something's goin' wrong
You must Nuke it

Now whip it Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead

Try to radiate it
It's not too late
To Nuke it
Nuke it good

When a good time turns around
You must Nuke it
You will never live it down
Unless you Nuke it
No one gets away
Until they Nuke it

I say Nuke it
Nuke it good
I say Nuke it
Nuke it good

Crack that Nuke
Give Iran a slip

Step on a crack Break ImadinnerJacket's back
When a problem comes along
You must Nuke it
Before the cream sets out too long
You must Nuke it
When something's goin' wrong

You must Nuke it
Now Nuke it
Into Hell
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to radiate it
It's not too late
To Nuke it Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to radiate it
It's not too late
To Nuke it
Well, Nuke it good
 
2012-08-22 09:53:29 PM  
I don't see any Iran/Israel - USA war in the future

This has been going on for years

Never happening
 
2012-08-22 09:54:56 PM  

Linkster: StoneColdAtheist: Reads TFH...says WFT...*clicks on link*

Facepalm. Guys...GUYS!?

Did any of you even read TFA?* Benny's comments "at the annual memorial to the casualties of the Golani Brigade" are the equivalent of the US Army's 101st Screaming Eagles commanding general's comments every June 6th when they commemorate and remember the sacrifices of D-Day.

It was not a prelude to war.

Besides, have some of you guys even looked at a map? It's a thousand farking miles from Israel to Iran with two bloody-minded anti-Israeli armies in the way, and Israel has virtually no force projection capacity. The ONLY thing they could do is try an F-15 raid on the surface facilities, which would do nothing to Iran's nuclear program anyway.

In short, they'd love to have the US take out Iran, but they can not and will not do it themselves.

* - insert [areyounewhere?.jpg]

Crack that Nuke
Give Iran a slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma's back

When a problem comes along
You must Nuke it
Before the cream sets out too long
You must Nuke it
When something's goin' wrong
You must Nuke it

Now whip it Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead

Try to radiate it
It's not too late
To Nuke it
Nuke it good

When a good time turns around
You must Nuke it
You will never live it down
Unless you Nuke it
No one gets away
Until they Nuke it

I say Nuke it
Nuke it good
I say Nuke it
Nuke it good

Crack that Nuke
Give Iran a slip

Step on a crack Break ImadinnerJacket's back
When a problem comes along
You must Nuke it
Before the cream sets out too long
You must Nuke it
When something's goin' wrong

You must Nuke it
Now Nuke it
Into Hell
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to radiate it
It's not too late
To Nuke it Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to radiate it
It's not too late
To Nuke it
Well, Nuke it good


You jerk.

Now I'm going have that damn song stuck in head.
 
2012-08-22 09:58:52 PM  

jjorsett: gilgigamesh: Israel's Channel 10 News claimed on Monday night that Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu "is determined to attack Iran before the US elections," and that Israel is now "closer than ever" to a strike designed to thwart Iran's nuclear drive.

The report added that Netanyahu and Defense Minister Ehud Barak believe President Barack Obama would have no choice but to give backing for an Israeli attack before the US presidential elections in November.

/Not Subby

"Backing" probably wouldn't be military in nature, more likely political support, arms, and resupply.


No, sorry. IDF have limited ability to strike deep into Iran, so we would get to do that bit. And our boats in the Strait would come under fire, so yeah. We'd be in the thick of it.
 
2012-08-22 09:59:48 PM  

ontariolightning: cameroncrazy1984: ontariolightning: if romney is elected or if obama retains the world championship, both would support israel.

Except, you know, Obama has said he won't take America to war again, especially not over that.

Obama is a liar


Yeah, way to show me!
 
2012-08-22 10:02:09 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: ontariolightning: cameroncrazy1984: ontariolightning: if romney is elected or if obama retains the world championship, both would support israel.

Except, you know, Obama has said he won't take America to war again, especially not over that.

Obama is a liar

Yeah, way to show me!


American public will eat the reasons up. They're the most naive people on this side of the world
 
2012-08-22 10:02:31 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: ontariolightning: cameroncrazy1984: ontariolightning: if romney is elected or if obama retains the world championship, both would support israel.

Except, you know, Obama has said he won't take America to war again, especially not over that.

Obama is a liar

Yeah, way to show me!


Well, he did tell me I was special.
 
2012-08-22 10:04:19 PM  

Evil High Priest: jjorsett: gilgigamesh: Israel's Channel 10 News claimed on Monday night that Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu "is determined to attack Iran before the US elections," and that Israel is now "closer than ever" to a strike designed to thwart Iran's nuclear drive.

The report added that Netanyahu and Defense Minister Ehud Barak believe President Barack Obama would have no choice but to give backing for an Israeli attack before the US presidential elections in November.

/Not Subby

"Backing" probably wouldn't be military in nature, more likely political support, arms, and resupply.

No, sorry. IDF have limited ability to strike deep into Iran, so we would get to do that bit. And our boats in the Strait would come under fire, so yeah. We'd be in the thick of it.


I think they have it covered.

Link
 
2012-08-22 10:11:14 PM  

gilgigamesh: Israel's Channel 10 News claimed on Monday night that Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu "is determined to attack Iran before the US elections," and that Israel is now "closer than ever" to a strike designed to thwart Iran's nuclear drive.

The report added that Netanyahu and Defense Minister Ehud Barak believe President Barack Obama would have no choice but to give backing for an Israeli attack before the US presidential elections in November.

/Not Subby


Talk about a rogue nation.
 
2012-08-22 10:11:21 PM  

GAT_00: Pocket Ninja: RoyBatty: Seems like a huge gulf between that and the headline.

Really? Seemed pretty farking dead on to me.

It's a helluva lot easier to stand up to Biff the playground bully when you've got Rick the linebacker standing behind you.

Now, now, this is very interesting. This is someone who apparently can only read literal statements, he has no ability to determine nuance. It's very interesting. It's like talking to a North Korean diplomat.

Also I have him Farkied as being a possible alt to You Know Who in these kind of threads, based on comment history.


Rally, because I have your dumb ass as

GAT_00 [TotalFark]
(favorite: [anti-Semite])

Because it fits, asshole.
 
2012-08-22 10:16:12 PM  
I'm just curious as to why they think Obama would *have* to back their attack before the elections as opposed to say once he's won, or why they think they wouldn't have more traction with a newly elected Romney? Seriously, do they think backing or not backing an attack against Iran would be a deal breaker for the US electorate?
 
2012-08-22 10:17:55 PM  
Well, I see the anti-semite label has been thrown around, and a random picture of female IDF soldiers has been posted, so this is almost an official Israeli thread on Fark. Just need a certain someone to show up and say hi. Damn it, let me try and page him.
 
2012-08-22 10:18:09 PM  

chaosweaver: Now now, children, there's enough sand in the sandy box for both of you. Play nice or we'll take away your OS.


just gonna repost this because there are entirely too many sandy boxes in this thread.
 
2012-08-22 10:19:36 PM  

Kittypie070: chaosweaver 2012-08-22 08:27:20 PM

Kittypie070: AverageAmericanGuy 2012-08-22 08:11:28 PM

[toddler-level stupidity]

Go eat your soy-basted bowl of dry-fried roaches elsewhere and fark off.

I think someone needs his sarcasm detector calibrated.

The dudes and dudettes at JPL are farkin' busy.
They aren't gonna tend to non-important cat sh*t at a time like this.

I gotta adjust the thing myself and it squonks every time I get a jeweller's screwdriver near it.


Use a hammer, then. It won't complain about a jeweler's screwdriver if you give it a little hammer love.
 
2012-08-22 10:22:20 PM  
all the israelis have to do is give up their nukes...and we're good.

problem solved.
 
2012-08-22 10:23:29 PM  

dr_blasto: Kittypie070: chaosweaver 2012-08-22 08:27:20 PM

Kittypie070: AverageAmericanGuy 2012-08-22 08:11:28 PM

[toddler-level stupidity]

Go eat your soy-basted bowl of dry-fried roaches elsewhere and fark off.

I think someone needs his sarcasm detector calibrated.

The dudes and dudettes at JPL are farkin' busy.
They aren't gonna tend to non-important cat sh*t at a time like this.

I gotta adjust the thing myself and it squonks every time I get a jeweller's screwdriver near it.

Use a hammer, then. It won't complain about a jeweler's screwdriver if you give it a little hammer love.


Whoa whoa whoa! What are you doing? That's not a hammer!

/The hammer is my penis
 
2012-08-22 10:28:04 PM  
Nuke the site from orbit.
 
2012-08-22 10:29:20 PM  
Hey Israel. We're not going to start WWIII for you.

You can do it yourself, or you can just not do it, but but we're not intererested in your mudfights with you neighbors.

It's 2012.

Grow up already.
 
2012-08-22 10:29:38 PM  

consider this: List of Palestinian rocket attacks on Israel, 2012


Who gives a shiat? Israel kills more innocent civilians than it loses. The fact that they do it with more advanced weapons doesn't give them the moral high ground.
 
2012-08-22 10:30:27 PM  

Thunderpipes: Why do you morons think Israel needs our help?

Why do liberals hate Israel for wanting to be safe? Iran dude just said some pretty awful things about Israel even existing, and you defend him?

Liberals are bad.


Iran-dude says something awful about Israel every week, sometimes twice on Tuesdays-if he's feeling charitable that day, he only thinks they should be wiped off the map. Oddly, Iran has been six farking months from having the bomb for the last twenty goddamn years. Seems like containment works fine. If Israel wants to bomb the shiat outta the Persians, that is on them and we should say "good luck" at best.
 
2012-08-22 10:32:38 PM  

Indubitably: jso2897: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Great, another libby subtard trolling thread informing us all that allies are not important unless it;s allies they approve of.

Lung cancer is "important". That doesn't make it desirable.

Ass.

Planet.

;)

P.S. Politics are retarded.


So I GISed "ass planet".
Got a whole lot of ass, and not much planet.
 
2012-08-22 10:32:45 PM  

CygnusDarius: War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles fought by mercenaries and machines.


No. War, war never changes.
 
2012-08-22 10:32:56 PM  

Captain_Ballbeard: [cdn.theatlantic.com image 330x270]

Here are your "friends", America. A bunch of wild-eyed Middle Easterners using an ancient book as a real-estate deed and holding racist lynchings of "Palestinian animals" in public.

Apartheid and genocide, that's what you so vociferously support, America.


Seems there are wild-eyed people using ancient books as real-estate deeds on both sides.

You mention apartheid and genocide. If the US withdrew all support for Israel today, do you think that "apartheid and genocide" would have a future in the Middle East? You have to admit, people in leadership positions from the Palestinians to the Saudis to the Egyptians to the Iranians openly talk about how they'd love for that to happen to the Jews (when they aren't telling people that Jews drink babies' blood).

If that happened- an attack on Israel- would you say we should do nothing to help them as the people around them sought to do this to them?
 
2012-08-22 10:35:22 PM  

CanisNoir: I'm just curious as to why they think Obama would *have* to back their attack before the elections as opposed to say once he's won, or why they think they wouldn't have more traction with a newly elected Romney? Seriously, do they think backing or not backing an attack against Iran would be a deal breaker for the US electorate?


There are a LOT of rich rich folks who have been trying to steer us into Armageddon. They require that Israel fight a major war. They pump a lot of money into Israel, trying to manipulate them and shutting down nay-sayers as "anti-semites."

I'm convinced that if the US government doesn't jump in, there will be a major uprising here in the States. For a lot of people this is a religious obligation to trigger the Second Coming.

\Some people just want to see the world burn
\\many others want to light the fuse themselves
 
2012-08-22 10:42:04 PM  

Killer Cars: Gyrfalcon: Maybe we don't like EITHER ONE OF THEM, you ever consider that?

No way. It's an entirely black & white world. You're either good or evil. Also, you have to pick sides. If two assholes want to rip each other to shreds, make a decision on who you think is a slightly lesser asshole, and you arm and fund the sh*t out of them. They will totally thank you for it and always act in our best national interests in the future. Trust me.


This sounds an awful lot like US electoral politics.
 
2012-08-22 10:42:25 PM  

Linkster:

Crack that Nuke
Give Iran a slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma's back

When a problem comes along
You must Nuke it
Before the cream sets out too long
You must Nuke it
When something's goin' wrong
You must Nuke it

Now whip it Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead

Try to radiate it
It's not too late
To Nuke it
Nuke it good

When a good time turns around
You must Nuke it
You will never live it down
Unless you Nuke it
No one gets away
Until they Nuke it

I say Nuke it
Nuke it good
I say Nuke it
Nuke it good

Crack that Nuke
Give Iran a slip

Step on a crack Break ImadinnerJacket's back
When a problem comes along
You must Nuke it
Before the cream sets out too long
You must Nuke it
When something's goin' wrong

You must Nuke it
Now Nuke it
Into Hell
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to radiate it
It's not too late
To Nuke it Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to radiate it
It's not too late
To Nuke it
Well, Nuke it good


Odd. I really want to microwave a burrito right now.

BRB.
 
2012-08-22 10:42:36 PM  

BolloxReader: CanisNoir: I'm just curious as to why they think Obama would *have* to back their attack before the elections as opposed to say once he's won, or why they think they wouldn't have more traction with a newly elected Romney? Seriously, do they think backing or not backing an attack against Iran would be a deal breaker for the US electorate?

There are a LOT of rich rich folks who have been trying to steer us into Armageddon. They require that Israel fight a major war. They pump a lot of money into Israel, trying to manipulate them and shutting down nay-sayers as "anti-semites."

I'm convinced that if the US government doesn't jump in, there will be a major uprising here in the States. For a lot of people this is a religious obligation to trigger the Second Coming.

\Some people just want to see the world burn
\\many others want to light the fuse themselves


Zionists believe they need to fulfill biblical prophecy to have Jesus come back. They are tired of waiting, which is why the settlements continue to be built in the West Bank.

Also:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-22 10:43:52 PM  
I love how Fark Anti-Semite Libs think that poor weak mean Israel only exists with America's support through somehow magically manipulating our chaotic electoral system.

Did it ever occur to you jew haters that all America does is try to get Israel to hold back?

They wouldn't fall without us. They'd wipe their neighbors and Iran out.

/you can thank the French for giving them 200+ nukes
 
2012-08-22 10:45:36 PM  

BolloxReader: I'm convinced that if the US government doesn't jump in, there will be a major uprising here in the States


Israel hits Iran, Russia hits Israel. Congress declares war, Obama opposes.......Impeachment and Civil War 2.0.



/China hits the weakened winner of the US v Russia bracket
 
2012-08-22 10:47:37 PM  
Oh look antisemitism on FARK what a shock.

// subby and green-lighter congrats on your goose-stepping.
 
2012-08-22 10:48:26 PM  
You know what's a crime against humanity? This thread, holy f*ck it's all over the place
 
2012-08-22 10:49:00 PM  
Israel was the right idea in the wrong area code.
 
2012-08-22 10:49:17 PM  
BLAME IT ON THE JEWS.

/oh wait, that might be factually correct
 
2012-08-22 10:49:23 PM  
Oh, and I want to point out that all of this could have been avoided if Great Britain had granted the Palestinians independence following WWI as had been promised in exchange for rising up against the Ottomans. Then nobody would have been able to establish Israel by kicking out natives and turning them into refugees and pissing off everyone else.

But no, developed countries just can't keep their promises once a crisis is passed. This is what happens when you fark a stranger in the ass. Karma is a biatch.
 
2012-08-22 10:49:55 PM  

gilgigamesh: The report added that Netanyahu and Defense Minister Ehud Barak believe President Barack Obama would have no choice but to give backing for an Israeli attack before the US presidential elections in November.


Netanyahu is full of shiat and he's trying to influence the presidential candidates. Bibi has treated Obama like a political enemy from day one, Obama would love the opportunity to pay him back. Were Bibi to attack. Obama would hang Netanyahu out to dry and smile while doing it. He'd let him go it alone, he'd let him fail alone, and fail he would. Obama would ensure the bomb damage assessment reports were released proving just how ineffective Israel's attacks had been.

That's Israel's problem, they can't make a serious dent in Iran's deeply buried program without the US carrying nearly all the load. The Pentagon estimates it would take a a few weeks of US air power to put a serious dent in Iran's deeply buried underground assets. Israel has less than 5% of our air assets and they have no aircraft carriers.

This means Israel would have to send their air forces over unfriendly territory for a month or longer, just to reach Iran. Not just fighters, but mid-air refuelers. A continuous air war flying over either Saudi Arabia, Iraq, or Turkey.

Option 1. Iraq. Iraq has no meaningful air force, but their government would threaten to kick the US completely out of the country in favor of the Russians or Chinese if we didn't quickly stop Israeli overflights. Our oil industry won't want us kicked out, Obama won't want us kicked out, hell, every single veteran of the Iraq war won't want us diplomatically booted from Iraq. With the backing of the Russians or Chinese, Israel would have to stop the overflights. Obama cannot allow the Russians or Chinese to take over our role in Iraq, so Obama would have to stop the overflights. That might give Israel a week, no longer.

Option 2. Saudi Arabia. Saudi Arabia's leadership wouldn't mind one bit were Israel to blow the fark out of Iran's nuclear program, but the populace would start tearing down the palace walls without 72 hours if the overflights didn't cease. At most, Israel would get a week, but I doubt they'd get that long. Given the possibility that tacitly allowing such overflights could initiate a Saudi Arab Spring, they may not get a minute. The Saudi's can definitely protect their own air space, they also have a defense pact with the US.

Option 3. Turkey. Turkey would shoot down their planes and call in NATO article 5. All NATO members would be forced to stop the Israeli overflights. Israel knows this, their relations with Turkey are already in the dumper because Netanyahu is a wack-job. Israel wouldn't dare Turkish overflights.

Option 4. Georgia. Georgia was considering allowing them have basing rights, but that was before they tangled with Russia. Since it would require overflights of Azerbaijan or Russia, that has to be completely off the table now.

Option 5. Fly around Saudi Arabia through the Red Sea and Indian Ocean. It's a 7,000 mile round trip. It might work for a "30 seconds over Tokyo" sort of raid. A raid that would shake up Iran but do no real damage. The distance is too long for any meaningful number sorties to be sent. Unless Israel has been hiding an aircraft carrier (un farking possible) they lack both the technical and political means to accomplish this mission.

Add all this up and it becomes very clear that Israel is completely full of shiat. They know they don't have the means to dent Iran's ambitions. We know they don't have the means, Iran knows they don't have the means. They can only put a tiny dent in Iran's nuclear program. An attack so meaningless would probably just speed up development by shutting out IAEA inspectors.
 
2012-08-22 10:51:44 PM  

Killer Cars: Gyrfalcon: Maybe we don't like EITHER ONE OF THEM, you ever consider that?

No way. It's an entirely black & white world. You're either good or evil. Also, you have to pick sides. If two assholes want to rip each other to shreds, make a decision on who you think is a slightly lesser asshole, and you arm and fund the sh*t out of them. They will totally thank you for it and always act in our best national interests in the future. Trust me.


Damn, I always forget that. Thanks for the reminder! ;)
 
2012-08-22 10:52:14 PM  

ciberido: CygnusDarius: War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles fought by mercenaries and machines.

No. War, war never changes.


B-b-but nanomachines!.

/But really
//Fallout > MGS
 
2012-08-22 10:52:16 PM  

MooseUpNorth: Just sayin': it's hard for me to take seriously a General officer named "Benny".


I imagine Yakety Sax playing in the background.
 
2012-08-22 10:52:56 PM  

consider this: Evil High Priest: No, sorry. IDF have limited ability to strike deep into Iran,

Just 150 advanced fighters and a shiatload of ballistic missiles.


How's their long-range refueling capability? The sites they want (us) to attack are deep underground and quite a long way off. Personally, I'd love it if we told them right now, this is your deal. You want to attack them? Fine, but we're not getting involved. When your fighters leave base, our boats are out of here. But that's not realistic. We've stated publicly that we will do whatever it takes to keep the straight open for oil shipping business. So there we are, getting shot at.
 
2012-08-22 10:53:19 PM  

beta_plus: I love how Fark Anti-Semite Libs think that poor weak mean Israel only exists with America's support through somehow magically manipulating our chaotic electoral system.

Did it ever occur to you jew haters that all America does is try to get Israel to hold back?

They wouldn't fall without us. They'd wipe their neighbors and Iran out.

/you can thank the French for giving them 200+ nukes


How much military aid do we supply Israel with annually? Are you so incredibly stupid that you think they could sustain their own military-industrial-complex on their GDP?

Clearly, though, you think that calling out Israel for being assholes when they're, you know, actually being assholes about something is anti-semitic.

You know, you seem to think so little of our Jewish friends in the middle east that you believe they can't take even a little constructive criticism. Maybe you're the anti-semite. Are you one of those end of the world god-botherer types that's praying for the destruction of Israel to bring you to the End Times? Maybe this is more of your stupid "MY TEAM RIGHT OR WRONG" politics.

Maybe you've succumbed to some kind of TBI and I'm just picking on a disabled person who isn't in full control of their faculties. I guess that'd make me the dick.

Which is it, beta_plus?
 
2012-08-22 10:54:38 PM  

Captain_Ballbeard: [www.democratic-republicans.us image 450x322]

Yay, America.


Yay Palestinian Statehood

www.lightofzion.org

/amidoinitrite
 
2012-08-22 10:58:24 PM  

studebaker hoch: Israel was the right idea in the wrong area code.


I think Oklahoma would have been better. Or one of the Dakotas. Who's using them anyway? Britain used to have this adorable idiosyncrasy where they would set up countries in their wake that they absolutely knew would be unstable. Israel is one of their finer works. Pakistan is a close second.
 
2012-08-22 10:59:42 PM  

consider this: Trapper439: Who gives a shiat? Israel kills more innocent civilians than it loses.

So now Israel is targeting civilians? Sorry pal, it's the cocksucking terrorists that you support that do that.


It doesn't matter whether they're "targeting" civilians or just seeing them as "collateral damage", Israel kills more innocents than it loses while perpetually playing the victim card.

And I don't support either side. As far as I'm concerned the whole farking middle east should be cordoned off and left to its own devices. Think "Escape from New York", but with bigger douchebags.
 
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