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(Times of Israel)   Israel: "Mess with us and you'll suffer the wrath of American military. What? That's what I said. Israeli military, No, I'm pretty sure I said Israeli military. Well, that's what I meant"   (timesofisrael.com) divider line 331
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2012-08-22 08:52:35 PM  

Captain_Ballbeard: [cdn.theatlantic.com image 330x270]

Here are your "friends", America. A bunch of wild-eyed Middle Easterners using an ancient book as a real-estate deed and holding racist lynchings of "Palestinian animals" in public.

Apartheid and genocide, that's what you so vociferously support, America.


We've done it before, we'll do it again.

Throughout his presidency, Reagan supported the apartheid government in South Africa and even labeled Nelson Mandela's African National Congress a notorious terrorist organization
 
2012-08-22 08:53:06 PM  
Oh man, this shiat is tired. Hey israel does good shiat, does bad shiat, israels neighbours do incredibly bad shiat, but cant we just admit that Jews tend to be annoying?
 
2012-08-22 08:54:29 PM  

conjecture and hearsay: Jews tend to be annoying?


That's pretty defamatory. Are you some kind of anti-semite or something?
 
2012-08-22 08:55:53 PM  

ZMugg: Captain_Ballbeard: [cdn.theatlantic.com image 330x270]

Here are your "friends", America. A bunch of wild-eyed Middle Easterners using an ancient book as a real-estate deed and holding racist lynchings of "Palestinian animals" in public.

Apartheid and genocide, that's what you so vociferously support, America.

We've done it before, we'll do it again.

Throughout his presidency, Reagan supported the apartheid government in South Africa and even labeled Nelson Mandela's African National Congress a notorious terrorist organization



Curiously enough, the racist apartheid South African regime had only ONE friend left in the end, and it wasn't America - it was Israel. Picking up tips on proper livestock management techniques or just there to sell them nukes? Who knows.
 
2012-08-22 08:56:34 PM  
Like we still have a military.
 
2012-08-22 08:57:56 PM  

ZMugg: Throughout his presidency, Reagan supported the apartheid government in South Africa and even labeled Nelson Mandela's African National Congress a notorious terrorist organization


Swing and a miss...
 
2012-08-22 08:58:27 PM  

ZMugg: Captain_Ballbeard: [cdn.theatlantic.com image 330x270]

Here are your "friends", America. A bunch of wild-eyed Middle Easterners using an ancient book as a real-estate deed and holding racist lynchings of "Palestinian animals" in public.

Apartheid and genocide, that's what you so vociferously support, America.

We've done it before, we'll do it again.

Throughout his presidency, Reagan supported the apartheid government in South Africa and even labeled Nelson Mandela's African National Congress a notorious terrorist organization


At least we're predictable.
 
2012-08-22 08:58:53 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: conjecture and hearsay: Jews tend to be annoying?

That's pretty defamatory. Are you some kind of anti-semite or something?


Meh, lived in Montreal then new York. I am more anti- annoying.
 
2012-08-22 08:59:11 PM  
static.igossip.com
 
2012-08-22 09:00:10 PM  

conjecture and hearsay: AverageAmericanGuy: conjecture and hearsay: Jews tend to be annoying?

That's pretty defamatory. Are you some kind of anti-semite or something?

Meh, lived in Montreal then new York. I am more anti- annoying.


So, one of those self-loathing anti-semites?
 
2012-08-22 09:01:45 PM  

GammaTitan: RogermcAllen: gilgigamesh: Israel's Channel 10 News claimed on Monday night that Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu "is determined to attack Iran before the US elections," and that Israel is now "closer than ever" to a strike designed to thwart Iran's nuclear drive.

The report added that Netanyahu and Defense Minister Ehud Barak believe President Barack Obama would have no choice but to give backing for an Israeli attack before the US presidential elections in November.

/Not Subby

This sounds like bad news...
...for Romney.

You can't vote out a wartime president, that would be unpatriotic.

/why do Republicans hate America?

You can't vote out a wartime president, that would be unpatriotic.
Oh sure you can. I think it would be a huge mistake for him to back an attack on Iran. The 50% that think an attack is appropriate have no intention of voting for him in the first place. The other 50% would see him propping up the Israeli machine keeping the Palestine people down.

Of course, it's a no-win situation. If the Israeli's go in and lose, other allies will question our resolve to help with the chips are down. If they go in and win, other allies will question whether they need our help at all.

/why do Republicans hate America?
For the same reason Democrats do. They both hate the 50% of the country that doesn't completely agree with them.


I was being far less serious. In the 2004 election the Republicans made a big deal about re-electing Bush because they country wouldn't be able to handle a transition of power in a time of war.

You are right though, in this case I'm pretty sure everyone loses.
 
2012-08-22 09:03:18 PM  

Tarl3k: ZMugg: Throughout his presidency, Reagan supported the apartheid government in South Africa and even labeled Nelson Mandela's African National Congress a notorious terrorist organization

Swing and a miss...


What did I miss?
 
2012-08-22 09:04:15 PM  

gilgigamesh: Israel's Channel 10 News claimed on Monday night that Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu "is determined to attack Iran before the US elections," and that Israel is now "closer than ever" to a strike designed to thwart Iran's nuclear drive.

The report added that Netanyahu and Defense Minister Ehud Barak believe President Barack Obama would have no choice but to give backing for an Israeli attack before the US presidential elections in November.

/Not Subby


Netanyahu isn't a big reader of 538 I take it, should this be believed (not like this sabre rattlng hasn't panned out to be nothing numerous times in the past).
 
2012-08-22 09:04:56 PM  

ZMugg: Tarl3k: ZMugg: Throughout his presidency, Reagan supported the apartheid government in South Africa and even labeled Nelson Mandela's African National Congress a notorious terrorist organization

Swing and a miss...

What did I miss?


Something in your link went wonky, it goes to a 404 error when I click on it, heh heh
 
2012-08-22 09:06:19 PM  
Great, another libby subtard trolling thread informing us all that allies are not important unless it;s allies they approve of.
 
2012-08-22 09:07:07 PM  

Captain_Ballbeard: [bullshett that should have been left on Stormfront where all the other sister farkers already congregate.jpg


I thought the meme was "Obama doesn't suck Israel's dick enough to score the "Old Floridian Jewish retiree vote". Are you Teatards playing the "Obama is the weakest scariest mofo ever" bit again?
 
2012-08-22 09:07:08 PM  
The only winners in war are the dead, for they no longer have to put up with their leader's trivialities.
 
2012-08-22 09:08:05 PM  

Tarl3k: ZMugg: Tarl3k: ZMugg: Throughout his presidency, Reagan supported the apartheid government in South Africa and even labeled Nelson Mandela's African National Congress a notorious terrorist organization

Swing and a miss...

What did I miss?

Something in your link went wonky, it goes to a 404 error when I click on it, heh heh


Take 2

Extra characters in URL.

Sorry.
 
2012-08-22 09:08:15 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Great, another libby subtard trolling thread informing us all that allies are not important unless it;s allies they approve of.


Sort of like no democracy is a valid democracy unless it's one we approve of, right?
 
2012-08-22 09:10:33 PM  
Captain_Ballbeard
the most racist, vile state to ever exist.

there's no reason to go that far
 
2012-08-22 09:10:51 PM  
...and dairy derper deux has arrived
 
2012-08-22 09:10:57 PM  

Hobodeluxe: gilgigamesh: The report added that Netanyahu and Defense Minister Ehud Barak believe President Barack Obama would have no choice but to give backing for an Israeli attack before the US presidential elections in November.

If I were the president this would piss me off and I'd tell Bibi that he was on his own.


....only if he wants to give the presidency to Mitt/Ryan on a silver platter come Nov.
 
2012-08-22 09:11:05 PM  
Why do you morons think Israel needs our help?

Why do liberals hate Israel for wanting to be safe? Iran dude just said some pretty awful things about Israel even existing, and you defend him?

Liberals are bad.
 
2012-08-22 09:11:26 PM  

Captain_Ballbeard: the most racist, vile state to ever exist


You really should brush up on your history or tone down the hyperbole. Briefly: Khmer Rouge; Belgian Congo; Japanese occupation of China; Armenian Genocide; etc. Israel is properly criticized but you just sound like a Stormfront loser with an agenda.

When you live in the worst neighborhood in the world and all your neighbors keep breaking in and lighting your house on fire chances are you are going to act irrationally from time to time.
 
2012-08-22 09:13:15 PM  

jtown: 58 comments and not one IDF Girl pic.

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 640x480]


ty! at least something useful in this thread.
 
2012-08-22 09:13:34 PM  

jtown: 58 comments and not one IDF Girl pic.


At least SOMEBODY has their priorities straight.
 
2012-08-22 09:16:24 PM  
www.democratic-republicans.us

Yay, America.
 
2012-08-22 09:17:59 PM  

logistic: jtown: 58 comments and not one IDF Girl pic.

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 640x480]

Let them go fight. Who gives a fark about some rat looking women they have slutting it up on a page? Seriously, are you that lonely that a girl wearing a stretched out T shirt can prevent you from recognizing that we're being dragged kicking and screaming into another farking war?

Sad.


Oh, you're just adorable. Will you be my friend?
 
2012-08-22 09:19:12 PM  
Come to think of it, for all we know, Iran has skittles.
 
2012-08-22 09:20:06 PM  
Well, it's pretty much what Romney promised Israel. No word on whether the "secret" meeting with MI6 covered the same topic. If he can get us into a war before even taking office, he'll have won his bet with Bush.
 
2012-08-22 09:21:23 PM  

gilgigamesh: Israel's Channel 10 News claimed on Monday night that Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu "is determined to attack Iran before the US elections," and that Israel is now "closer than ever" to a strike designed to thwart Iran's nuclear drive.

The report added that Netanyahu and Defense Minister Ehud Barak believe President Barack Obama would have no choice but to give backing for an Israeli attack before the US presidential elections in November.

/Not Subby


"Backing" probably wouldn't be military in nature, more likely political support, arms, and resupply.
 
2012-08-22 09:23:06 PM  

Thunderpipes: Why do you morons think Israel needs our help?

Why do liberals hate Israel for wanting to be safe? Iran dude just said some pretty awful things about Israel even existing, and you defend him?

Liberals are bad.


Yes, denouncing one nation's belligerant policies is exactly the same thing as supporting another nation who wants to destroy them.

Maybe we don't like EITHER ONE OF THEM, you ever consider that?
 
2012-08-22 09:23:19 PM  

Felgraf: thatboyoverthere: CygnusDarius: War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity.

UGH METAL GEAR!

METAL GEAR?!?!


BBBBRRROOOTHERR!!!

/We'll drag this thread in the 21st century!
 
2012-08-22 09:23:31 PM  

CygnusDarius: War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles fought by mercenaries and machines. War - and its consumption of life - has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed. ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefield control. Everything is monitored and kept under control. War has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control... All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield... controls history. War has changed. When the battlefield is under total control... War becomes routine.


Dude, you're twelve!
 
2012-08-22 09:23:34 PM  
Reads TFH...says WFT...*clicks on link*

Facepalm. Guys...GUYS!?

Did any of you even read TFA?* Benny's comments "at the annual memorial to the casualties of the Golani Brigade" are the equivalent of the US Army's 101st Screaming Eagles commanding general's comments every June 6th when they commemorate and remember the sacrifices of D-Day.

It was not a prelude to war.

Besides, have some of you guys even looked at a map? It's a thousand farking miles from Israel to Iran with two bloody-minded anti-Israeli armies in the way, and Israel has virtually no force projection capacity. The ONLY thing they could do is try an F-15 raid on the surface facilities, which would do nothing to Iran's nuclear program anyway.

In short, they'd love to have the US take out Iran, but they can not and will not do it themselves.

* - insert [areyounewhere?.jpg]
 
2012-08-22 09:23:39 PM  
Hitler was kinda right. Not a fan of the jews, but hate the israeli attitude. Sorry, life sucks. Deal.
 
2012-08-22 09:24:22 PM  

consider this: Fark sure does love to bash one of America's closest allies.


img442.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-22 09:28:41 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Maybe we don't like EITHER ONE OF THEM, you ever consider that?


No way. It's an entirely black & white world. You're either good or evil. Also, you have to pick sides. If two assholes want to rip each other to shreds, make a decision on who you think is a slightly lesser asshole, and you arm and fund the sh*t out of them. They will totally thank you for it and always act in our best national interests in the future. Trust me.
 
2012-08-22 09:31:23 PM  

ZMugg: Captain_Ballbeard: [cdn.theatlantic.com image 330x270]

Here are your "friends", America. A bunch of wild-eyed Middle Easterners using an ancient book as a real-estate deed and holding racist lynchings of "Palestinian animals" in public.

Apartheid and genocide, that's what you so vociferously support, America.

We've done it before, we'll do it again.

Throughout his presidency, Reagan supported the apartheid government in South Africa and even labeled Nelson Mandela's African National Congress a notorious terrorist organization


Winnie Mandella, his wife at the time and an active player in the ANC, supported Necklacing vocally and adamantly. Necklacing is the practice of stuffing somebody in a diesel filled tire and lighting them on fire. It was intended to terrify their opponents, both military and civilian. Also, the ANC had alliances with Marxist groups, and America was still in the midst of the cold war. Boom, terrorist commie revolutionaries. I'm not saying it's an accurate characterization, but I can see how it was made.
 
2012-08-22 09:32:38 PM  

gorbishof: Hitler was kinda right. Not a fan of the jews, but hate the israeli attitude. Sorry, life sucks. Deal.


Did you just say that?
*re-reads*
Yes, you did. You really, really did.

I hope you were trolling.
 
2012-08-22 09:32:51 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Great, another libby subtard trolling thread informing us all that allies are not important unless it;s allies they approve of.

Sort of like no democracy is a valid democracy unless it's one we approve of, right?


You do realize of course that there are duly elected democracies in this world that hate us, would gladly kill all of us and shiat on your grave? Right? Of course you did. Moran.
 
2012-08-22 09:33:23 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Great, another libby subtard trolling thread informing us all that allies are not important unless it;s allies they approve of.


Lung cancer is "important". That doesn't make it desirable.
 
2012-08-22 09:34:39 PM  

chaosweaver: Amigajoe: Anyone who tries to harm Israel will taste "the deadly strength of the IDF,"

I like onions.


LOL
 
2012-08-22 09:35:03 PM  

Indubitably: Look, I never told otherwise: I am a douchebag scripted by space and influence, however limited by the size of my balls...

Mind secludes.


Whenever you post, this is who I picture:

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2012-08-22 09:35:26 PM  
My insider people tell me October 1st is Go Time.
 
2012-08-22 09:35:36 PM  

jso2897: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Great, another libby subtard trolling thread informing us all that allies are not important unless it;s allies they approve of.

Lung cancer is "important". That doesn't make it desirable.


Ass.

Planet.

;)

P.S. Politics are retarded.
 
2012-08-22 09:36:20 PM  

spamdog: Indubitably: Look, I never told otherwise: I am a douchebag scripted by space and influence, however limited by the size of my balls...

Mind secludes.

Whenever you post, this is who I picture:

[i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x388]


Well, that says more about you than me, actually, so there's that.
 
2012-08-22 09:37:17 PM  
I got some groceries, some peanut butter, to last a couple of days.
 
2012-08-22 09:38:33 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Gyrfalcon: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Great, another libby subtard trolling thread informing us all that allies are not important unless it;s allies they approve of.

Sort of like no democracy is a valid democracy unless it's one we approve of, right?

You do realize of course that there are duly elected democracies in this world that hate us, would gladly kill all of us and shiat on your grave? Right? Of course you did. Moran.


Does that make them any less valid as democracies? No?
 
2012-08-22 09:41:20 PM  

gilgigamesh: Israel's Channel 10 News claimed on Monday night that Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu "is determined to attack Iran before the US elections," and that Israel is now "closer than ever" to a strike designed to thwart Iran's nuclear drive.

The report added that Netanyahu and Defense Minister Ehud Barak believe President Barack Obama would have no choice but to give backing for an Israeli attack before the US presidential elections in November.

/Not Subby


why before the election.. if romney is elected or if obama retains the world championship, both would support israel..
 
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