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(Times of Israel)   Israel: "Mess with us and you'll suffer the wrath of American military. What? That's what I said. Israeli military, No, I'm pretty sure I said Israeli military. Well, that's what I meant"   (timesofisrael.com) divider line 331
    More: Sad, american military, Americans, Quds Force, IDF, Benjamin Netanyahu, Israelis, Shaul Mofaz, foreign ministers  
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2012-08-22 06:45:39 PM  
Subby, are you sure you submitted the right link?
 
2012-08-22 06:53:53 PM  
Israel's Channel 10 News claimed on Monday night that Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu "is determined to attack Iran before the US elections," and that Israel is now "closer than ever" to a strike designed to thwart Iran's nuclear drive.

The report added that Netanyahu and Defense Minister Ehud Barak believe President Barack Obama would have no choice but to give backing for an Israeli attack before the US presidential elections in November.


/Not Subby
 
2012-08-22 06:54:33 PM  
That was directed to RoyBatty
 
2012-08-22 07:01:33 PM  

gilgigamesh: Israel's Channel 10 News claimed on Monday night that Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu "is determined to attack Iran before the US elections," and that Israel is now "closer than ever" to a strike designed to thwart Iran's nuclear drive.

The report added that Netanyahu and Defense Minister Ehud Barak believe President Barack Obama would have no choice but to give backing for an Israeli attack before the US presidential elections in November.

/Not Subby


Seems like a huge gulf between that and the headline.
 
2012-08-22 07:03:40 PM  

gilgigamesh: The report added that Netanyahu and Defense Minister Ehud Barak believe President Barack Obama would have no choice but to give backing for an Israeli attack before the US presidential elections in November.


groan
 
2012-08-22 07:11:50 PM  

RoyBatty: Seems like a huge gulf between that and the headline.


Really? Seemed pretty farking dead on to me.

It's a helluva lot easier to stand up to Biff the playground bully when you've got Rick the linebacker standing behind you.
 
2012-08-22 07:32:58 PM  
This will not end well.
 
2012-08-22 07:41:11 PM  
jaypgreene.files.wordpress.com

/I usually submit this as a joke :/
 
2012-08-22 07:57:17 PM  

Pocket Ninja: RoyBatty: Another way to look at it is there are many more alternatives between the US okays an attack and the US participates in the attack that has been left out of the headline.

You know, you're right.

Subby, you felonious bastard. You went and left out about six or seven layers of alternative response from your headline. I don't know what kind of site you thought you were submitting to, but this is Fark, goddamnit. There's a certain standard here, mister, and you just failed to meet it. Now I want you to spend a good long time thinking about what you've done here, and don't let this happen again, you rascal.


Just keeping it real -- I know how much we all hate troll headlines and I thought if we were going to have another bash Israel thread (4th in 4 days) based on pretty much the same stuff the headline should somehow stay within the Alpha Quadrant.
 
2012-08-22 08:11:28 PM  
Ehud Barak

Barak
Hussein Obama

COINCIDENCE??
 
2012-08-22 08:14:37 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Ehud Barak

Barak Hussein Obama

COINCIDENCE??


Wait a minute... Dick Sargent... Dick York... Sergeant York!
 
2012-08-22 08:15:32 PM  

RoyBatty: gilgigamesh: Israel's Channel 10 News claimed on Monday night that Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu "is determined to attack Iran before the US elections," and that Israel is now "closer than ever" to a strike designed to thwart Iran's nuclear drive.

The report added that Netanyahu and Defense Minister Ehud Barak believe President Barack Obama would have no choice but to give backing for an Israeli attack before the US presidential elections in November.

/Not Subby

Seems like a huge gulf between that and the headline.


Israel knows which side its bread is buttered on and will not jump until given express permission to do so. Same as it ever was.
 
2012-08-22 08:15:40 PM  

gilgigamesh: The report added that Netanyahu and Defense Minister Ehud Barak believe President Barack Obama would have no choice but to give backing for an Israeli attack before the US presidential elections in November.


If I were the president this would piss me off and I'd tell Bibi that he was on his own.
 
2012-08-22 08:15:41 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: AverageAmericanGuy: Ehud Barak

Barak Hussein Obama

COINCIDENCE??

Wait a minute... Dick Sargent... Dick York... Sergeant York!


We're through the looking glass here, people.
 
2012-08-22 08:17:44 PM  
Israel as an ally is like having a little brother who goes around bullying and picking fights, and when someone dares to fight back, comes running to you and tells you to go beat up that kid for him.

Maybe this time we should sit this one out if Israel wants to attack Iran. We certainly don't want any of our Naval ships to be mistaken for the enemy and shot full of holes THIS time, do we? ;)
 
2012-08-22 08:18:01 PM  

gilgigamesh: Israel's Channel 10 News claimed on Monday night that Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu "is determined to attack Iran before the US elections," and that Israel is now "closer than ever" to a strike designed to thwart Iran's nuclear drive.

The report added that Netanyahu and Defense Minister Ehud Barak believe President Barack Obama would have no choice but to give backing for an Israeli attack before the US presidential elections in November.

/Not Subby


This sounds like bad news...
...for Romney.

You can't vote out a wartime president, that would be unpatriotic.

/why do Republicans hate America?
 
2012-08-22 08:20:04 PM  
War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles fought by mercenaries and machines. War - and its consumption of life - has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed. ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefield control. Everything is monitored and kept under control. War has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control... All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield... controls history. War has changed. When the battlefield is under total control... War becomes routine.
 
2012-08-22 08:22:06 PM  

gilgigamesh: Israel's Channel 10 News claimed on Monday night that Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu "is determined to attack Iran before the US elections," and that Israel is now "closer than ever" to a strike designed to thwart Iran's nuclear drive.

The report added that Netanyahu and Defense Minister Ehud Barak believe President Barack Obama would have no choice but to give backing for an Israeli attack before the US presidential elections in November.

/Not Subby


I hope not because then Obama will declare a state of emergency and marshal law and stop the November election then we will all die under communistic Marxism.
 
2012-08-22 08:24:33 PM  
The only army Netanyahu needs is the army of "American" media personalities, led by Wolf Blitzer, who will sell American blood, yet again.
 
2012-08-22 08:24:44 PM  

KimNorth: I hope not because then Obama will declare a state of emergency and marshal law and stop the November election then we will all die under communistic Marxism.


Well, you guys will. I'm a black guy. So I've been assigned to Sector 8G and when the signal is given I am to assist in rounding up all the white-....

Hold on a second. Phone's ringing.

Er, yeah, never mind. HA! Kidding. It was a joke.

Yes. A.... joke.
 
2012-08-22 08:26:40 PM  
Just sayin': it's hard for me to take seriously a General officer named "Benny".
 
2012-08-22 08:26:49 PM  
pffft - I was expecting a Joe Biden - Thanks a LOT subby

Yeah - and I LIKE unka Joe
 
2012-08-22 08:27:22 PM  
Dear Israel... we're a bit busy at the moment, please handle your own shiat for now. XOXO - USA.

that said, Israel seems to be able to handle their own shiat well enough.
see: six day war
 
2012-08-22 08:28:47 PM  
As a protest, Iran promises to only watch NCIS re-runs before Ziva.
 
2012-08-22 08:29:01 PM  

TV's Vinnie: Israel as an ally is like having a little brother who goes around bullying and picking fights, and when someone dares to fight back, comes running to you and tells you to go beat up that kid for him.

Maybe this time we should sit this one out if Israel wants to attack Iran. We certainly don't want any of our Naval ships to be mistaken for the enemy and shot full of holes THIS time, do we? ;)


You win the "this times a thousand" award for the day.
 
2012-08-22 08:30:14 PM  

BitwiseShift: As a protest, Iran promises to only watch NCIS re-runs before Ziva.


Kate > Ziva.

Yeah I said it.
 
2012-08-22 08:30:59 PM  

Hobodeluxe: gilgigamesh: The report added that Netanyahu and Defense Minister Ehud Barak believe President Barack Obama would have no choice but to give backing for an Israeli attack before the US presidential elections in November.

If I were the president this would piss me off and I'd tell Bibi that he was on his own.


Which is why none of us is president. I'd tell him the same thing and also to stop trying to interfere in US elections thank you very much.
 
2012-08-22 08:31:18 PM  
I don't see what the big deal is. The Israeli military couldn't function without American funding and backing. It's a simple fact, how is that Israel bashing?
 
2012-08-22 08:32:21 PM  

Gyrfalcon: I'd tell him the same thing and also to stop trying to interfere in US elections thank you very much.


Agreed. It's pretty offensive all around.
 
2012-08-22 08:32:29 PM  
Israel wants to attack Iran because they MIGHT be building a nuclear weapon. Israel HAS nuclear weapons. Based on this logic, should the US be attacking Israel first?
 
2012-08-22 08:33:37 PM  
img855.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-22 08:34:54 PM  
Maybe I am just some dumb shiat, but why do we give Israel anything in the first place?
All they want to do is blow brown people up.. Oh, nevermind.
 
2012-08-22 08:36:08 PM  

RogermcAllen: gilgigamesh: Israel's Channel 10 News claimed on Monday night that Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu "is determined to attack Iran before the US elections," and that Israel is now "closer than ever" to a strike designed to thwart Iran's nuclear drive.

The report added that Netanyahu and Defense Minister Ehud Barak believe President Barack Obama would have no choice but to give backing for an Israeli attack before the US presidential elections in November.

/Not Subby

This sounds like bad news...
...for Romney.

You can't vote out a wartime president, that would be unpatriotic.

/why do Republicans hate America?

You can't vote out a wartime president, that would be unpatriotic.

Oh sure you can. I think it would be a huge mistake for him to back an attack on Iran. The 50% that think an attack is appropriate have no intention of voting for him in the first place. The other 50% would see him propping up the Israeli machine keeping the Palestine people down.

Of course, it's a no-win situation. If the Israeli's go in and lose, other allies will question our resolve to help with the chips are down. If they go in and win, other allies will question whether they need our help at all.

/why do Republicans hate America?
For the same reason Democrats do. They both hate the 50% of the country that doesn't completely agree with them.
 
2012-08-22 08:36:51 PM  
For some reason I would find it hard to feel threatened by a grown man who goes by Benny
 
2012-08-22 08:38:56 PM  

Captain_Ballbeard: [img855.imageshack.us image 529x453]


But, wait...I thought Obama was a Secret MuslimTM. Shouldn't he be against Israel?
 
2012-08-22 08:42:25 PM  
cdn.theatlantic.com

Here are your "friends", America. A bunch of wild-eyed Middle Easterners using an ancient book as a real-estate deed and holding racist lynchings of "Palestinian animals" in public.

Apartheid and genocide, that's what you so vociferously support, America.
 
2012-08-22 08:44:26 PM  

Captain_Ballbeard: [cdn.theatlantic.com image 330x270]

Here are your "friends", America. A bunch of wild-eyed Middle Easterners using an ancient book as a real-estate deed and holding racist lynchings of "Palestinian animals" in public.

Apartheid and genocide, that's what you so vociferously support, America.


What's this "we" business? Not all of us.
 
2012-08-22 08:44:43 PM  

gilgigamesh: KimNorth: I hope not because then Obama will declare a state of emergency and marshal law and stop the November election then we will all die under communistic Marxism.

Well, you guys will. I'm a black guy. So I've been assigned to Sector 8G and when the signal is given I am to assist in rounding up all the white-....

Hold on a second. Phone's ringing.

Er, yeah, never mind. HA! Kidding. It was a joke.

Yes. A.... joke.


Wait, wait wait wait. Stop the thread, stop the arguing, this is serious.

...there are BLACK PEOPLE on FARK?!
 
2012-08-22 08:45:27 PM  
58 comments and not one IDF Girl pic.

farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2012-08-22 08:46:11 PM  

jtown: 58 comments and not one IDF Girl pic.

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 640x480]


Fast forward 20 years...
 
2012-08-22 08:46:21 PM  
idiosyncraticinklings.files.wordpress.com
Anyone who tries to harm Israel will taste "the deadly strength of the IDF,"
 
2012-08-22 08:46:37 PM  

jtown: 58 comments and not one IDF Girl pic.

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 640x480]


Still waiting.
 
2012-08-22 08:46:43 PM  

Captain_Ballbeard: [cdn.theatlantic.com image 330x270]

Here are your "friends", America. A bunch of wild-eyed Middle Easterners using an ancient book as a real-estate deed and holding racist lynchings of "Palestinian animals" in public.

Apartheid and genocide, that's what you so vociferously support, America.


b-b-but Gods chosen people.... :/

So sick of the entire issue. If they didn't bankroll us, we would have already colonized them or threatened and sanctioned them into municipality status at best. The amount of times they've been busted stealing intel and influencing policy within the US government would have had any other citizen black bagged and executed or worse.

I say let them start their war and let them deal with it. They have absolutely zero in manufacturing or agriculture that we need right now. Let them fight their own war, wish them the best and close the farking door.
 
2012-08-22 08:47:52 PM  

pxlboy: Captain_Ballbeard: [cdn.theatlantic.com image 330x270]

Here are your "friends", America. A bunch of wild-eyed Middle Easterners using an ancient book as a real-estate deed and holding racist lynchings of "Palestinian animals" in public.

Apartheid and genocide, that's what you so vociferously support, America.

What's this "we" business? Not all of us.



And just as the world has not made the distinction between all Jews and the minority of historically evil ratfarkers in their midst when it's stomping time (200 times) - the whole world sees the USA as the enabler of the most racist, vile state to ever exist.
 
2012-08-22 08:48:13 PM  

jtown: 58 comments and not one IDF Girl pic.

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 640x480]


Let them go fight. Who gives a fark about some rat looking women they have slutting it up on a page? Seriously, are you that lonely that a girl wearing a stretched out T shirt can prevent you from recognizing that we're being dragged kicking and screaming into another farking war?

Sad.
 
2012-08-22 08:49:50 PM  
"Fight your own battles, angry confrontational friend," Crate exclaimed as he was cuffed and thrown down again for defying protocol when faced with authority. He was a bad officer. Always had been. Bad writer too.
 
2012-08-22 08:50:53 PM  

CygnusDarius: War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity.


UGH METAL GEAR!
 
2012-08-22 08:51:49 PM  

logistic: jtown: 58 comments and not one IDF Girl pic.

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 640x480]

Let them go fight. Who gives a fark about some rat looking women they have slutting it up on a page? Seriously, are you that lonely that a girl wearing a stretched out T shirt can prevent you from recognizing that we're being dragged kicking and screaming into another farking war?

Sad.


Agreed. fark their women and fark their war.
 
2012-08-22 08:51:53 PM  

Amigajoe: Anyone who tries to harm Israel will taste "the deadly strength of the IDF,"


I like onions.
 
2012-08-22 08:52:25 PM  

thatboyoverthere: CygnusDarius: War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity.

UGH METAL GEAR!


METAL GEAR?!?!
 
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