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(Deseret News)   Utah man convicted of murder may have more blood on his hands. Also, check out this picture of the time he humped a lion   (deseretnews.com ) divider line 35
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2012-08-22 06:35:33 PM  
Wait, is that lovemaking or legitimate lion-rape?
 
2012-08-22 06:36:11 PM  
Lee Harvey...you...you are a madman!

I want to party with you, cowboy.
 
2012-08-22 06:40:26 PM  
He kept three weapons in a Pierre Cardin tote bag?
Hang him.
Everyone knows Gucci is for carry concealed.
 
2012-08-22 06:40:59 PM  
Well are they making him do the upkeep of this until they are able to obtain the warrant to scrape this from him to see if it can be used against him? Because I know that there is the Supreme Court case that allows them to hold you outside of the house until the warrant but I am thinking that forcing someone to not wash the hands of them when soaked with blood is not the best idea. What if this is the blood of an animal which has the rabies? Or if this individual is the surgeon? Why are they not allowing the hand washing! What the unsanitary thing. I am proposing that we all write the letter to Johnson and Johnson asking for them to send the soap to this prison complex ASAP as possible.
 
2012-08-22 06:45:30 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-22 06:47:25 PM  
All around fine specimen of a human being. You cannot keep an animal that size as a pet, let alone in a trailer.

Slather him with bacon grease and throw him into some big cat's exhibit... be a little slow serving their usual breakfast that morning.
/It would save the tax payers a boat load of money.
//Yes, it's a pet peeve.
///Written with a cat butt taking up 2/3 of the mouse pad,... almost time to feed our little predators.
 
2012-08-22 06:47:52 PM  
Obvious dysfunction in pix.

Who does that?

"Dom seeks sub for snuff" was all it said in the ad.
 
2012-08-22 06:50:11 PM  
Dude, "Grrraagrrr" means "No"!
 
2012-08-22 06:53:00 PM  
Why is it that serial killers are always white? Is it something in the soap?
 
2012-08-22 06:54:05 PM  

meow said the dog: Well are they making him do the upkeep of this until they are able to obtain the warrant to scrape this from him to see if it can be used against him? Because I know that there is the Supreme Court case that allows them to hold you outside of the house until the warrant but I am thinking that forcing someone to not wash the hands of them when soaked with blood is not the best idea. What if this is the blood of an animal which has the rabies? Or if this individual is the surgeon? Why are they not allowing the hand washing! What the unsanitary thing. I am proposing that we all write the letter to Johnson and Johnson asking for them to send the soap to this prison complex ASAP as possible.


What the Fark are you trying to say?
 
2012-08-22 06:56:03 PM  

Chariset: Dude, "Grrraagrrr" means "No"!


No, crushing his trachea with my teeth and then holding him until still means no, no?
 
2012-08-22 06:57:09 PM  

TOWG: meow said the dog: Well are they making him do the upkeep of this until they are able to obtain the warrant to scrape this from him to see if it can be used against him? Because I know that there is the Supreme Court case that allows them to hold you outside of the house until the warrant but I am thinking that forcing someone to not wash the hands of them when soaked with blood is not the best idea. What if this is the blood of an animal which has the rabies? Or if this individual is the surgeon? Why are they not allowing the hand washing! What the unsanitary thing. I am proposing that we all write the letter to Johnson and Johnson asking for them to send the soap to this prison complex ASAP as possible.

What the Fark are you trying to say?


Laughter OL!
 
2012-08-22 06:58:51 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Why is it that serial killers are always white? Is it something in the soap?


Maybe they're the only ones smart enough to not get caught?
 
2012-08-22 07:06:32 PM  
Black SKs tend to leave dead hookers in abandoned buildings.
 
2012-08-22 07:09:29 PM  

hundreddollarman: AverageAmericanGuy: Why is it that serial killers are always white? Is it something in the soap?

Maybe they're the only ones smart enough to not get caught?


How would we know they were white if they didn't get caught? And didn't this one get caught?
 
2012-08-22 07:14:00 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Why is it that serial killers are always white? Is it something in the soap?


Soap? Soap? What do you mean by Soap?

tvseriesfinale.com
 
2012-08-22 07:17:03 PM  
 
2012-08-22 07:17:59 PM  
www.papermag.com
 
2012-08-22 07:18:14 PM  

fusillade762: AverageAmericanGuy: Why is it that serial killers are always white? Is it something in the soap?

They're not.

"That is a total, total myth that there are no black serial killers,'' said Dr. Schlesinger, who has been studying serial killers and extraordinary crimes since the 1970s. "There have been black serial killers for many, many years, but they haven't been publicized. The media simply chooses not to focus on them.''

The following black men are among the most prolific serial killers in U.S. history.

And no, those aren't Stormfront links, in case you were worried.


I'm not reading anything by that apostate, Schlesinger.
 
2012-08-22 07:20:48 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Why is it that serial killers are always white? Is it something in the soap?


I would venture to say there are some black or asian street gang members who could be classified as serial killers due to their body counts, but they never seem to be put in that group.I guess driving by crowd and mowing them down with automatic gunfire doesn't fit the profile.
 
2012-08-22 07:28:47 PM  
Bearfarker! Do you need assistance?
 
2012-08-22 07:35:55 PM  

duffblue: Bearfarker! Do you need assistance?


Yeah, flush out this reclec.

He/she/it seems overly something...eclectic?

;)
 
2012-08-22 07:35:59 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I'm not reading anything by that apostate, Schlesinger.


Scientific studies of the serial killers find that they are highly overrepresented compared to the percentage of these in the population. From the year of 1980-2006 72.82% of United States serial killers were the White individuals (they made up 74.40% of the population). 21.33% were Black individuals who made up 11.95% of the population. There are more White serial killers because more people have Whiteness but in the proportion of the population of these Blacks are much more likely to be the serial killers.

You are welcome.
 
2012-08-22 07:37:39 PM  

meow said the dog: AverageAmericanGuy: I'm not reading anything by that apostate, Schlesinger.

Scientific studies of the serial killers find that they are highly overrepresented compared to the percentage of these in the population. From the year of 1980-2006 72.82% of United States serial killers were the White individuals (they made up 74.40% of the population). 21.33% were Black individuals who made up 11.95% of the population. There are more White serial killers because more people have Whiteness but in the proportion of the population of these Blacks are much more likely to be the serial killers.

You are welcome.


They are also more likely to be obese, but I don't want to fan the flames of bigotry.
 
2012-08-22 07:38:41 PM  
Oh sorry citation:

Bartol, C.R. & Bartol, A.M. (2012) Current Perspectives in Forensic Psychology and Criminal Behavior.
 
2012-08-22 07:52:36 PM  
FTA:

"The two men took Tanner and Flood to the Pinders' JJNP Ranch west of Lake Canyon, where they killed them and then used explosives to try to dispose of their bodies."

But that trick NEVER works.

www.hecklerspray.com

/oblig
 
2012-08-22 07:56:42 PM  
lion pinned on ground: Jesus Christ get in the car! This is Mormon country!
 
2012-08-22 08:00:28 PM  

etherknot: lion pinned on ground: Jesus Christ get in the car! This is Mormon country!


Read and...
 
2012-08-22 08:17:25 PM  
There will never be a picture of me getting chased by a lion. It's sort of depressing.
 
2012-08-22 08:37:23 PM  

PYROY: There will never be a picture of me getting chased by a lion. It's sort of depressing.


Dood, go to Africa and seek lions w/o soap.

You will reap what you sow there, I assure you.

Chased will be the least of your worries...

However, your depression will be relieved quickly, maybe a few hundred seconds at best: you go if you must.

;)
 
2012-08-22 09:01:54 PM  
...in winter?
 
2012-08-22 10:50:38 PM  

Langston: Wait, is that lovemaking or legitimate lion-rape?


Well, did it get pregnant?
 
2012-08-22 11:11:49 PM  

gerbilpox: Langston: Wait, is that lovemaking or legitimate lion-rape?

Well, did it get pregnant?


That made me laugh a lot harder than it should have.
 
2012-08-23 03:55:57 AM  
bi.gazeta.pl
 
2012-08-23 04:18:53 AM  
This guy makes all of us legitimate lion-owners look bad.

Just because we enjoy wrasslin' with 500lb carnivores does NOT mean we also get our kicks killing strangers.
 
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