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2012-08-22 06:40:40 PM
Subby is like, what, 11? Guess what happens subby when you get to middle school and you find you have different periods....

/modmin I am disappoint
 
2012-08-22 07:05:37 PM
Good for him.

Also, pics or it didn't happen.
 
2012-08-22 08:39:33 PM

RoyBatty: /modmin I am disappoint

 
2012-08-22 09:39:42 PM
Wow, that's two more than me.
 
2012-08-22 09:39:47 PM
Some times, you just got to get your freak on.
 
2012-08-22 09:41:38 PM
In a row?
 
2012-08-22 09:43:17 PM
Was he in on the 3 women Clinton rape raped? Or just a facilitator? Or just a "It's called something different when we do it" type liberal.
 
2012-08-22 09:44:12 PM
This means Sarah Palin is automatically President, and.... you can imagine where it goes from here.
 
2012-08-22 09:44:30 PM
This greenlight must have been in return for sexual favors to the Admin. Grats, subby. It worked.
 
2012-08-22 09:46:30 PM
I like how subby gets conservatards to watch Biden.
 
2012-08-22 09:46:38 PM
OOOOOOOOOOO SCANNDULLLLLLLLLLLLL
 
2012-08-22 09:47:48 PM

Wyalt Derp: This means Sarah Palin is automatically President, and.... you can imagine where it goes from here.


He fixes the cable?
 
2012-08-22 09:48:07 PM
Legitimately?
 
2012-08-22 09:48:21 PM
So, if you had to do three presidents which would they be?

Clinton

Kennedy

Lincoln

/Looking forward to the picks
 
2012-08-22 09:49:27 PM
The "17 Small Faces of Mitt Romney" is a Mark Twain Award contender by comparison.
 
2012-08-22 09:49:38 PM

Wyalt Derp: This means Sarah Palin is automatically President, and.... you can imagine where it goes from here.


hahahahahahaha

you actually think the republicans would let a woman be in charge???
 
2012-08-22 09:50:55 PM
Great, you have a president that count to Oiho and a vp who can count to potato. Congratulations Demorats!!!
 
2012-08-22 09:53:55 PM
graphics8.nytimes.com
 
2012-08-22 09:54:45 PM

Abiderino: Wyalt Derp: This means Sarah Palin is automatically President, and.... you can imagine where it goes from here.

He fixes the cable?


Cue the music
 
2012-08-22 09:55:29 PM

buttery_shame_cave: you actually think the republicans would let a woman be in charge???


She'd be kept in the kitchen where she'd never be raped. Well, legitimately anyway.
 
2012-08-22 09:55:43 PM

Mean Daddy: Great, you have a president that count to Oiho and a vp who can count to potato. Congratulations Demorats!!!


And they still beat the GOP's best. Go figure.
 
2012-08-22 09:56:17 PM
Login: WhoopAssWayne (Want to sponsor this Farker for TotalFark?) (What's TotalFark?)
Account created: 2012-08-22 13:43:39
 
2012-08-22 09:56:45 PM
Tell me again how stupid Bush and Quayle were and how smart and sophisticated these two idiots are.
 
2012-08-22 09:57:35 PM
"Only three? Pffft."

www.servimg.com
 
2012-08-22 09:57:42 PM
37?
 
2012-08-22 09:58:29 PM
img17.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-22 09:59:16 PM
www.powerlineblog.com

O-I-H-O!
 
2012-08-22 09:59:35 PM

WhoopAssWayne: Was he in on the 3 women Clinton rape raped? Or just a facilitator? Or just a "It's called something different when we do it" type liberal.


Account created: 2012-08-22 13:43:39

How the hell can you post less than 12 hours after your account was created?
 
2012-08-22 10:01:20 PM

buttery_shame_cave: Wyalt Derp: This means Sarah Palin is automatically President, and.... you can imagine where it goes from here.

hahahahahahaha

you actually think the republicans would let a woman be in charge???


"in charge". It's cute that you think that.
 
2012-08-22 10:02:53 PM
All three presidents were Bill Clinton.

/ he's got multiple-personality disorder

// that smooth bastard

/ I keed, I keed
 
2012-08-22 10:06:18 PM
There are some things you don't talk about in public.
 
2012-08-22 10:07:29 PM

YoungSwedishBlonde: How the hell can you post less than 12 hours after your account was created?


I think the minimum post time was changed to... four hours?

illannoyin: So, if you had to do three presidents which would they be?

Clinton

Kennedy

Lincoln

/Looking forward to the picks


Buchanan, for one. He was probably gay so I'd get something out of it. Other than him, Martin van Buren and Rutherford Hayes.
 
2012-08-22 10:08:17 PM

illannoyin: So, if you had to do three presidents which would they be?

Clinton

Kennedy

Lincoln

/Looking forward to the picks


I'd stick with the living ones, personally.
 
2012-08-22 10:09:08 PM

YoungSwedishBlonde: How the hell can you post less than 12 hours after your account was created?


I believe the decision in Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission set the precedent that shiatty trolls have the same rights as veteran farkers, only on a much larger scale. So, there you go.
 
2012-08-22 10:09:27 PM

YoungSwedishBlonde: WhoopAssWayne: Was he in on the 3 women Clinton rape raped? Or just a facilitator? Or just a "It's called something different when we do it" type liberal.

Account created: 2012-08-22 13:43:39

How the hell can you post less than 12 hours after your account was created?


When you work for the farking website you can post immediately.

They're usually a little more subtle.
 
2012-08-22 10:10:08 PM
Amateur.I've been screwed by every President since Truman.A few of their wives got their own licks in too.
 
2012-08-22 10:10:23 PM
I think we all know who one of the three is.

pjmedia.com
 
2012-08-22 10:17:44 PM
JHFC Is Biden as farkin Stupid as Quayle?
 
2012-08-22 10:20:29 PM
I didn't watch the link, but had this actually been true, the only thought in my mind would be, "Respect, bro." Of course, unlike Republicans, I'm not terrified of "the gays."
 
2012-08-22 10:21:07 PM

Mean Daddy: Tell me again how stupid Bush and Quayle were and how smart and sophisticated these two idiots are.


you sound young -"I'm the decider and I decide what's best."

And Dan there? hell they have books on his idiocy. Try a few of THESE on for size

I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.
Dan Quayle
I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future.
Dan Quayle
People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.
Dan Quayle
Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.
Dan Quayle
The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.
Dan Quayle
- More quotations on: [Quotations]
The future will be better tomorrow.
Dan Quayle
- More quotations on: [The Future]
We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward.
Dan Quayle
We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe.
Dan Quayle
We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.
Dan Quayle
- More quotations on: [Mistakes]
Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.
Dan Quayle
What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.
Dan Quayle

That's just pure comedy gold - I included so many because #1 it's hard to choose only one and #2 there's a pattern of idiocy and I didn't want you to think it was a momentary flub. There's PAGES of his idiotic quotes where he never made the least bit of sense.
Now back to the basement with you, it's late and you have swimming lessons in the morning 8-D
 
2012-08-22 10:21:48 PM

YoungSwedishBlonde: WhoopAssWayne: Was he in on the 3 women Clinton rape raped? Or just a facilitator? Or just a "It's called something different when we do it" type liberal.

Account created: 2012-08-22 13:43:39

How the hell can you post less than 12 hours after your account was created?


I don't get it what your farking issue is?

Don't people create accounts here, to, oh I don't know, post something?
 
2012-08-22 10:24:09 PM

Marcintosh: That's just pure comedy gold - I included so many because #1 it's hard to choose only one and #2 there's a pattern of idiocy and I didn't want you to think it was a momentary flub. There's PAGES of his idiotic quotes where he never made the least bit of sense.


yeah, but at least in none of those quotes was he a racist or told the country that they were going to be creating 500,000 jobs in the next couple of months.
 
2012-08-22 10:25:25 PM
So what Bush has screwed the next six presidents! He's like a time lord or something.
 
2012-08-22 10:26:00 PM
Biden is the DNC's Todd Akin.
 
2012-08-22 10:26:47 PM
Subby, that attempt at humor registers a big nothing. Nada, no humor at all. It is a pile of anti-humor. On a scale of 1 to 10, it registers a zero, zip, zilch, goose egg. In fact, it breaks the scale and reads :

upload.wikimedia.org 

/This is not recess. Everyone is accountable.
 
2012-08-22 10:27:53 PM

illannoyin: So, if you had to do three presidents which would they be?

Clinton

Kennedy

Lincoln

/Looking forward to the picks


Both Roosevelts (not at the same time), and Kennedy.

/Bully!
 
2012-08-22 10:28:11 PM
Yawm. The Villages ages like a fine scotch.
 
2012-08-22 10:28:30 PM

Marcintosh: Mean Daddy: Tell me again how stupid Bush and Quayle were and how smart and sophisticated these two idiots are.

you sound young -"I'm the decider and I decide what's best."

And Dan there? hell they have books on his idiocy. Try a few of THESE on for size

I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.
Dan Quayle
I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future.
Dan Quayle
People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.
Dan Quayle
Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.
Dan Quayle
The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.
Dan Quayle
- More quotations on: [Quotations]
The future will be better tomorrow.
Dan Quayle
- More quotations on: [The Future]
We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward.
Dan Quayle
We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe.
Dan Quayle
We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.
Dan Quayle
- More quotations on: [Mistakes]
Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.
Dan Quayle
What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.
Dan Quayle

That's just pure comedy gold - I included so many because #1 it's hard to choose only one and #2 there's a pattern of idiocy and I didn't want you to think it was a momentary flub. There's PAGES of his idiotic quotes where he never made the least bit of sense.
Now back to the basement with you, it's late and you have swimming lessons in the morning 8-D


Also, he couldn't speak Latin.
 
2012-08-22 10:28:48 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: Don't people create accounts here, to, oh I don't know, post something?


tenpoundsofcheese: yeah, but at least in none of those quotes was he a racist or told the country that they were going to be creating 500,000 jobs in the next couple of months.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-22 10:29:08 PM

tony41454: Biden is the DNC's Todd Akin.


Biden is so far the new Palin, Quayle, Ryan, and Aiken. Does it seem weird to you that the Republican failures keep stacking up and you only have Biden to compare them to?
 
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