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2012-08-22 07:47:48 PM
Why the cool tag subby?
 
2012-08-22 08:27:29 PM
Good, now pitch it to AMC or HBO.
 
2012-08-22 08:49:37 PM
Thank God for that. No one can ruin an ending like Ron Howard, the Schmaltz King.
 
2012-08-22 08:57:51 PM
Krymson Tyde: Good, now pitch it to AMC or HBO.

I don't think you can do this without significant budget.

I love the Game of Thrones TV show, but it deviates from the books conveniently when expensive scenes come up. Take for example when Tyrion first leads the hill people into battle. In the TV show, Tyrion gets knocked the f*ck out pretty much directly after putting on his armor and exiting the tent. The entire battle occurs off-camera, and Tyrion does no leading. In the book, Tyrion actually led and fought bravely, culminating in his eviscerating a war horse by ramming his head (and spiked helmet) from underneath the horse.

I don't know that AMC or HBO would ruin the show. Boardwalk Empire is beautiful and the set design couldn't be better. But it's one set, where DT would require a lot of different sets. And if you take the AMC example of say, The Walking Dead, it's not a remarkably artistic show outside of the makeup. I guess I think that you need studio-type money to do DT right, and although HBO and AMC do great shows, they don't do great expensive shows.
 
2012-08-22 09:01:47 PM
Babwa Wawa: they don't do great expensive shows

You do of course realize that GoT has a HUGE budget, upwards of $6 mil per show, according to this source...

Link
 
2012-08-22 09:02:03 PM
I wonder if a foursome has ever gone to an SF / Fantasy / Horror convention and entered a costume contest dressed as Roland Deschain and either Cuthbert, Alain, Susan Delgado, or else Jake, Eddie, and Susannah, and then sang in four-part harmony as a "Barbershop Ka-tet"?
 
2012-08-22 09:14:06 PM
Babwa Wawa: Krymson Tyde: Good, now pitch it to AMC or HBO.

I don't think you can do this without significant budget.

I love the Game of Thrones TV show, but it deviates from the books conveniently when expensive scenes come up. Take for example when Tyrion first leads the hill people into battle. In the TV show, Tyrion gets knocked the f*ck out pretty much directly after putting on his armor and exiting the tent. The entire battle occurs off-camera, and Tyrion does no leading. In the book, Tyrion actually led and fought bravely, culminating in his eviscerating a war horse by ramming his head (and spiked helmet) from underneath the horse.

I don't know that AMC or HBO would ruin the show. Boardwalk Empire is beautiful and the set design couldn't be better. But it's one set, where DT would require a lot of different sets. And if you take the AMC example of say, The Walking Dead, it's not a remarkably artistic show outside of the makeup. I guess I think that you need studio-type money to do DT right, and although HBO and AMC do great shows, they don't do great expensive shows.


Half of the story takes place in New York City and Maine so I don't know if it would be THAT much more expensive than Game of Thrones. Plus Mejia is pretty much a stock western town with a few 20th century anachronisms thrown in, and Calla isn't going to cost much to film either. Outside of The Waste Lands and the final book, there's not a whole lot of stuff that is going bust the budget. Throwing a few CGI lobstrosities on a beach is pretty much doable on a SyFy original movie budget.
 
2012-08-22 09:16:29 PM
Tarl3k: Babwa Wawa: they don't do great expensive shows

You do of course realize that GoT has a HUGE budget, upwards of $6 mil per show, according to this source...

Link


Exactly - hollywood pays 40 times that to produce movies with significant special effects needs. The scale isn't even comparable. HBO pays $6M to produce 50-odd minutes of content. Studios regularly budget $250M to produce 110 minutes of content. Tangled cost more than that, for chrissakes. When was the last time you heard of a sci-fi/fantasy movie being produced for $12M?
 
2012-08-22 09:17:36 PM
Fear the Clam: Thank God for that. No one can ruin an ending like Ron Howard, the Schmaltz King.

Except for Stephen King...
 
2012-08-22 09:18:28 PM
Mad_Radhu: Half of the story takes place in New York City and Maine so I don't know if it would be THAT much more expensive than Game of Thrones. Plus Mejia is pretty much a stock western town with a few 20th century anachronisms thrown in, and Calla isn't going to cost much to film either. Outside of The Waste Lands and the final book, there's not a whole lot of stuff that is going bust the budget. Throwing a few CGI lobstrosities on a beach is pretty much doable on a SyFy original movie budget.

I've seen enough SK books ruined by a mini-series.
 
2012-08-22 09:22:16 PM
lilplatinum: Fear the Clam: Thank God for that. No one can ruin an ending like Ron Howard, the Schmaltz King.

Except for Stephen King...


I think Ron Howard should make the whole series, but at the end, he should insert HIMSELF and Stephen King into the story. He has the acting skills, and that would such a wonderful way to tell a story.
 
2012-08-22 09:27:07 PM
Babwa Wawa: When was the last time you heard of a sci-fi/fantasy movie being produced for $12M?

This costs $30 million.

latimesherocomplex.files.wordpress.com

This was $5 million.

media.screened.com

This only cost $500k, and had some pretty nifty looking CGI creatures.

strangeattractor.co.uk
 
2012-08-22 09:30:15 PM
Fear the Clam: Thank God for that. No one can ruin an ending like Ron Howard, the Schmaltz King.

blogs.publishersweekly.com

Challenge accepted.
 
2012-08-22 09:38:25 PM
Mad_Radhu: This costs $30 million.

And minute-for-minute, it's 5x what HBO pays for GoT.

Mad_Radhu: This was $5 million.

Unbelievably great movie, but it did not require significant effects.

Can it be done on a budget? Sure. Can it be done well on a budget? Perhaps. But it's far easier to f*ck up franchise when you're scraping the bottom of the barrel when it comes to effects talent.

This is an awesome series of books - a fantastic story. It deserves to be told well, because it will only be told once. It needs LOTR type treatment.
 
2012-08-22 09:56:50 PM
Good. Good riddance.

What we need is Frank Darabont to step up and grab this. The man gave an ending so harsh to SK's "The Mist" that SK himself said that's how the original story should have ended.

Went into the Mist expecting another Maximum Overdrive and was pleasantly surprised.
 
2012-08-22 10:06:00 PM
Babwa Wawa: Mad_Radhu: This costs $30 million.

And minute-for-minute, it's 5x what HBO pays for GoT.

Mad_Radhu: This was $5 million.

Unbelievably great movie, but it did not require significant effects.

Can it be done on a budget? Sure. Can it be done well on a budget? Perhaps. But it's far easier to f*ck up franchise when you're scraping the bottom of the barrel when it comes to effects talent.

This is an awesome series of books - a fantastic story. It deserves to be told well, because it will only be told once. It needs LOTR type treatment.


I'm just saying that the way the story is constructed, you really don't hit anything expensive until well into book 3.

Book one is mostly set in a desert and a podunk town, and you really don't need much in the way of expensive makeup and effects until you get to the part with the Slow Mutants. Even the Gilead flashbacks wouldn't be any more costly than creating Winterfell.

Book two is mostly set on a beach and in New York. Depending on if they update Eddie to the present day or leave him in the 80s, you can do the bulk of the story on a Mad Men budget, with a little CGI and animatronics thrown in for the Lobstrosites.

Book three is where it gets expensive with the ruined city, but even that could probably be brought in at close to the budget of GoT. Even then, half of the story is set in 70s New York. The only buyer buster is the big bear and the train ride, and most of that can be CGI'd pretty inexpensively.

Book four is set mostly in either an alternate, plague ravaged Kansas City (Walking Dead budget) or in an old west town with a few oil derrick's and other modern touches. Easily accomplished on a Deadwood budget.

Book five. Small rural town with a few CGI robots walking around, and an underground bunker. Throw in a few vampire flashbacks and you're still well within TV budget based on what Battlestar Galactica could do.

Book six. New York and Maine mostly, with a few scenes at the Crimson King's castle.

Book seven. You get a few big budget scenes here and there, but you still spend a lot of time in New York and Maine. Still can't think of much you couldn't shoot on a Game of Thrones budget.

Maybe constantly having to do CGI for Oy would bump up the budget, but overall the Dark Tower doesn't have a lot of spectacular battles or exotic locales. For a story spanning universes, it is pretty limited when it comes to spectacular action scenes. You just don't have anything like the Battle of Pelennor Fields to have to depict that requires tons of CGI and thousands of extras.
 
2012-08-22 10:30:52 PM
Babwa Wawa: Krymson Tyde: Good, now pitch it to AMC or HBO.

I don't think you can do this without significant budget.

I love the Game of Thrones TV show, but it deviates from the books conveniently when expensive scenes come up. Take for example when Tyrion first leads the hill people into battle. In the TV show, Tyrion gets knocked the f*ck out pretty much directly after putting on his armor and exiting the tent. The entire battle occurs off-camera, and Tyrion does no leading. In the book, Tyrion actually led and fought bravely, culminating in his eviscerating a war horse by ramming his head (and spiked helmet) from underneath the horse.

I don't know that AMC or HBO would ruin the show. Boardwalk Empire is beautiful and the set design couldn't be better. But it's one set, where DT would require a lot of different sets. And if you take the AMC example of say, The Walking Dead, it's not a remarkably artistic show outside of the makeup. I guess I think that you need studio-type money to do DT right, and although HBO and AMC do great shows, they don't do great expensive shows.


My thought is anything you would lose due to a tight budget would be more than made up for by the additional time that could be spent telling the story in comparison to a movie or even a series of movies.
 
2012-08-22 10:32:44 PM
Krymson Tyde: Good, now pitch it to AMC or HBO.

HBO, maybe. Forget AMC, they screwed over Breaking Bad and The Walking Dead and are heading toward being another reality-show focused network. Starz is the other big chance considering they're wrapping up Spartacus soon, and they did a fantastic job on that.

Znuh: What we need is Frank Darabont to step up and grab this.

Darabont's neck-deep in L.A. Noir, so he's out of the question. A shame really, as he certainly would have been the best to take it on.
 
2012-08-22 10:36:27 PM
I've often thought that DT should be done as a series of animated movies in a style similar to that of Hayao Miyazaki (but less animeish). It would greatly cut done on the need for extensive cgi. As Mad_Radhu pointed out, much of the books as far as setting goes would be pretty easy, but there are several scenes that would be tough. For example: the monster house with Jake, Roland with the demon, Susannah/Detta/Odetta with the demon, anything with Oy, Shardik, Mordred, Dandelo, the Wolves, the Roont children, and I'm sure many other things. If it were done as an animated movie series there would be no problem with this. I'm also a fan of the animation style of the DT comic book series. They should also include stuff from The Wind Through the Keyhole.
 
2012-08-22 10:37:05 PM
Fear the Clam: Thank God for that. No one can ruin an ending like Ron Howard, the Schmaltz King.

He'd ruin the ending of the Dark Tower series?

Choose:
(a) Great!
or
(b) That's unpossible!
 
2012-08-22 10:37:45 PM
I'm of the belief the only way to make a Dark Tower movie series that's actually good is animation. Do the animation in a style that resembles Afro Samurai's and release a 50 disk set as only the Japanese know how to do properly.

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The Dark Tower just too much in it to do it theatrically, or even as the theater/TV series hybrid idea (which I sort of like) without cutting a lot out, and it's just too awesome to go around cutting parts out.  Get the Marvel guys working with the Afro Samurai guys, then lock them in a production studio for a few years until they churn it out.
 
2012-08-22 11:03:43 PM
Just do the first book.
 
2012-08-22 11:09:36 PM
If I could do it, I'd have Roland with the Horn of Eld at the beginning, and then just tell new stories, deviating from the books entirely. It's implied that's how it goes down anyway. The whole thing would be like the Star Trek reboot, the writers could then do whatever they wanted and not have to worry about writing Stephen King into their TV show at some point.
 
2012-08-22 11:18:51 PM
Show Eld's horn on Roland's horse in the first scene and you can deviate any way you want. Ka is a wheel after all.
 
2012-08-22 11:45:09 PM
Confabulat: If I could do it, I'd have Roland with the Horn of Eld at the beginning, and then just tell new stories, deviating from the books entirely. It's implied that's how it goes down anyway. The whole thing would be like the Star Trek reboot, the writers could then do whatever they wanted and not have to worry about writing Stephen King into their TV show at some point.

I'm ok with this. They can stick to the awesome(Books 1-4) then change the crap (Books 5-7). Book 7's ending was so Hollywood, not even Hollywood would do it.
 
2012-08-22 11:57:13 PM
COMALite J: I wonder if a foursome has ever gone to an SF / Fantasy / Horror convention and entered a costume contest dressed as Roland Deschain and either Cuthbert, Alain, Susan Delgado, or else Jake, Eddie, and Susannah, and then sang in four-part harmony as a "Barbershop Ka-tet"?

Dude, do not taunt Rule 34.
 
2012-08-23 12:31:15 AM
Is it just me or does the article say nothing about Ron Howard leaving the project?
 
2012-08-23 12:41:42 AM
Mad_Radhu:

This only cost $500k, and had some pretty nifty looking CGI creatures.

[strangeattractor.co.uk image 420x315]

And it's a damn good movie, to boot. Seriously, go watch Monsters on Netflix you guys.
 
2012-08-23 01:33:02 AM
Babwa Wawa: Mad_Radhu: This costs $30 million.

And minute-for-minute, it's 5x what HBO pays for GoT.


I was just thinking about it, and I don't think you can directly compare the minute to minute costs of a movie and a TV show. For a movie, pretty much everything is a one time cost and unless you do sequels most everything you have paid for is used just that once. For a television show, the cost of everything is spread over many episodes, so 6 million an episode for GoT goes a lot further than 12 million for a two hour movie, because you have things like costumes, sets, and CGI models that are reused over tens or sometimes even hundreds of episodes. Actors' salaries are also spread over the entire season, so the per episode salary of a GoT lead is nowhere near the salary of a movie lead.

For example, on GoT they have the huge set for the Great Hall of the Red Keep. The cost of that building that set was most likely charged against the first season expenses, so in the second season you only have the costs associated with renting the studio space and redressing the set to be more Joffrey's style, so the costs of using that set for two episodes in the second season is dramatically lower than what it would cost if you had to build that set from scratch for a two hour movie.
 
2012-08-23 02:53:09 AM
Relevant to my interests
 
2012-08-23 07:42:45 AM
Mad_Radhu: I was just thinking about it, and I don't think you can directly compare the minute to minute costs of a movie and a TV show. For a movie, pretty much everything is a one time cost and unless you do sequels most everything you have paid for is used just that once. For a television show, the cost of everything is spread over many episodes, so 6 million an episode for GoT goes a lot further than 12 million for a two hour movie, because you have things like costumes, sets, and CGI models that are reused over tens or sometimes even hundreds of episodes. Actors' salaries are also spread over the entire season, so the per episode salary of a GoT lead is nowhere near the salary of a movie lead.

For example, on GoT they have the huge set for the Great Hall of the Red Keep. The cost of that building that set was most likely charged against the first season expenses, so in the second season you only have the costs associated with renting the studio space and redressing the set to be more Joffrey's style, so the costs of using that set for two episodes in the second season is dramatically lower than what it would cost if you had to build that set from scratch for a two hour movie.


Legit argument. But the fact is that the GoT producers have changed the storyline of the books in some pretty impactful ways (for example by removing Tyrion's first battle alongside the hill people), and in a way that just happened to make production less expensive.

Now, was it right or wrong? Not sure. On the one hand, it sucks that the story was changed. On the other, it might have sucked more to see a cheesy battle staged on a budget.

It's exactly the kind of choice that Peter Jackson didn't have to make with LOTR, and why I think DT needs a feature film and not a TV budget
 
2012-08-23 08:11:49 AM
Maybe it is best to leave the Dark Tower alone. I don't think it can be made into a single movie, and I don't think it reads as promising enough for a studio to agree to 3 big movies.

We very well might wind up with a Dune. Awesome in parts, but overall bad. Very bad.
 
2012-08-23 08:17:13 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-23 08:27:49 AM
Ka Ka.
 
2012-08-23 09:20:38 AM
Son of Streak: Fear the Clam: Thank God for that. No one can ruin an ending like Ron Howard, the Schmaltz King.

[blogs.publishersweekly.com image 460x280]

Challenge accepted.


I LOLed
 
2012-08-23 09:49:47 AM
bluefelix: Maybe it is best to leave the Dark Tower alone. I don't think it can be made into a single movie, and I don't think it reads as promising enough for a studio to agree to 3 big movies.

We very well might wind up with a Dune. Awesome in parts, but overall bad. Very bad.




this is why I'd rather have a TV series a la Game of Thrones instead of a movie. While I think a movie would cut down on some of the bullshiat of the later books, I think it would skim too much on the storyline. A TV series would be better abled to handle the story, especially when it comes to W&G or if they decide to include references to the Battle of Jericho Hill.
 
2012-08-23 09:57:58 AM
Babwa Wawa: It's exactly the kind of choice that Peter Jackson didn't have to make with LOTR, and why I think DT needs a feature film and not a TV budget

Meh, GOT cut a battle to save money - it was relatively plot insigificant and didn't effect the overall story.

Peter Jackson cut the entire actual ending of LOTR to save farking money - thats more of a salient problem with moviemaking.

(If you are going to complain about budget cuts and GOT then complain about things they actually cut that negatively affected the story - like just gutting the House of the Undying and the prophecies that Dany gets which are kind of relevant).
 
2012-08-23 10:12:02 AM
lilplatinum: Meh, GOT cut a battle to save money - it was relatively plot insigificant and didn't effect the overall story.

Peter Jackson cut the entire actual ending of LOTR to save farking money - thats more of a salient problem with moviemaking.

(If you are going to complain about budget cuts and GOT then complain about things they actually cut that negatively affected the story - like just gutting the House of the Undying and the prophecies that Dany gets which are kind of relevant).


It was an example to illustrate the fact that despite the quality of their output, HBO and AMC do not have any track record of putting on productions anywhere near the scale of feature films.

I didn't think this was a point for point comparison of books to film. But carry on.
 
2012-08-23 10:16:23 AM
Babwa Wawa: It was an example to illustrate the fact that despite the quality of their output, HBO and AMC do not have any track record of putting on productions anywhere near the scale of feature films.

For CGI effects no, but I would argue that those are rarely what is necessary to actually tell a story properly. I would posit that the time constraints of feature films are far more of an impediment to telling a story well than better battle descriptions.

It wasn't a point for point comparison, it was a comparison of what the two mediums left out:

GOT - the details of a relatively insignificant battle
LOTR - the entire ending with the shire.
 
2012-08-23 10:28:18 AM
This shiat ain't never getting done.

And that's fine, too.
 
2012-08-23 10:53:56 AM
lilplatinum: For CGI effects no, but I would argue that those are rarely what is necessary to actually tell a story properly. I would posit that the time constraints of feature films are far more of an impediment to telling a story well than better battle descriptions.

Fair point, but there's a huge list of shiatty TV series based on SK concepts. Some of the worst TV ever made is based on pretty good raw material from King.

/I disagree about the insignificance of that battle. In the book, the whole time Tyrion spends in King's Landing he is a battle-proven leader of men - just as much a Lannister as his brother. In the TV series he's no leader, but a manipulator of men, no different than Varys. Tyrion is probably the single most compelling and interesting character in the story, and the development of that character was f*cked with so as to save some production money.
//Again, it's a good TV series, and GoT would not be a good movie or movie trilogy. But you can't ignore the effect that budget realities have on the illustration of a story
 
2012-08-23 10:56:08 AM
I agree with the idea of an animated series being the only way this ever happens. I don't know if there's an American studio that would commit to it, but surely they could partner with a Japanese studio for a television series or series of OVA movies.
 
2012-08-23 11:10:31 AM
COMALite J: I wonder if a foursome has ever gone to an SF / Fantasy / Horror convention and entered a costume contest dressed as Roland Deschain and either Cuthbert, Alain, Susan Delgado, or else Jake, Eddie, and Susannah, and then sang in four-part harmony as a "Barbershop Ka-tet"?

*Groan*

Knave. You have forgotten the face of your father.
 
2012-08-23 11:11:10 AM
IMO they have to animate this thing. SOOOOoooOOOoo many restrictions and tough choices to filming live-action for something like this. Skies the limit if you animate it.

I like the idea of doing it (as someone else mentioned) "anime-style". Perfect fit.

Shoot the first book, do it right, and if the demand is there - keep em coming.
 
2012-08-23 11:16:37 AM
Babwa Wawa: Fair point, but there's a huge list of shiatty TV series based on SK concepts.



to be fair, you could say that about plenty of movies based off of King's work as well. Granted, proportionately, there's probably more bad miniseries than bad movies, but still.

I just don't see a Dark Tower movie as being anything other than a slimmed-down Dune-style catastrophe. A good Dark Tower is possible, but I don't think it's at all probable.
 
2012-08-23 11:30:51 AM
Babwa Wawa:
/I disagree about the insignificance of that battle. In the book, the whole time Tyrion spends in King's Landing he is a battle-proven leader of men - just as much a Lannister as his brother. In the TV series he's no leader, but a manipulator of men, no different than Varys. Tyrion is probably the single most compelling and interesting character in the story, and the development of that character was f*cked with so as to save some production money.
//Again, it's a good TV series, and GoT would not be a good movie or movie trilogy. But you can't ignore the effect that budget realities have on the illustration of a story


Its still insignifigant overall. Yes, cutting that part takes out that aspect, but 90% of the time Tyrion is a manipulator. Also, I'd argue that they added it back with the battle of Blackwater. I'd argue that only giving him a nasty scar and not cutting off his nose is more significant, but it isn't going to ruin the show.

And don't get me started on Roz.
 
2012-08-23 11:38:06 AM
Babwa Wawa: Fair point, but there's a huge list of shiatty TV series based on SK concepts. Some of the worst TV ever made is based on pretty good raw material from King.

Most of that TV was made prior to the modern prevlence of decently budgeted TV and the popularity TV that is not simply episodic in nature.

The biggest flaw in adapting kings works is that there is rarely a good whole story there to begin with... Dark Tower gives us 4/7 of a good story..
 
j4x
2012-08-23 02:08:47 PM
fark Akiva Goldsman. I hope him and Howard stay far, far away from any sort of Dark Tower adapation.

Have you seen the crap he writes?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akiva_Goldsman

He got lucky once with A Beautiful Mind and the rest has been typical, toothless blockbuster crap.
 
j4x
2012-08-23 02:10:47 PM
lilplatinum: Babwa Wawa: Fair point, but there's a huge list of shiatty TV series based on SK concepts. Some of the worst TV ever made is based on pretty good raw material from King.

Most of that TV was made prior to the modern prevlence of decently budgeted TV and the popularity TV that is not simply episodic in nature.

The biggest flaw in adapting kings works is that there is rarely a good whole story there to begin with... Dark Tower gives us 4/7 of a good story..


5 and a half out of 7 IMO

Wolves of the Calla was good. It was a bit long, but once things got going with Father Callahan and everything it was great.

Song was utter crap

5 was about 50% good, 50% utter crap. The full ending was amazing and people that say it sucks are retarded. It fits perfectly with the theme of the entire series.
 
j4x
2012-08-23 02:11:24 PM
Errr sorry, 7 was about 50% good, 50% utter crap.
 
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