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(The Sun)   Sad: Dog gets lost on his way home by taking a detour off a 100-foot cliff after chasing a seagull. Happy: She makes it home   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 30
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2012-08-22 04:18:12 PM
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2012-08-22 04:22:12 PM

The Ghost of Tom Ace: [wile.e.coyote.jpg]


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2012-08-22 04:23:00 PM
Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog gets lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your ass out there and you find that farking dog.
 
2012-08-22 04:25:37 PM
Sad: No seagull.
 
2012-08-22 04:26:23 PM
Today we are teaching poodles how to fly!
 
2012-08-22 04:27:30 PM
Chinese Darwin seen shuffling along beach, muttering to himself.
 
2012-08-22 04:28:32 PM

SovietCanuckistan: Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog gets lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your ass out there and you find that farking dog.


I really can't see this meme becoming a classic.
 
2012-08-22 04:29:38 PM
This would never happen to a cat, because they're too lazy to leave the house.
 
2012-08-22 04:29:53 PM
Lets hope this doesn't lead to another damn talking animal movie with actors who careers are starting to flag.
 
2012-08-22 04:34:11 PM
Earthshattering: Dog runs off, then a few blocks back home.


"Simon Williams, of Portland coastguard, said of the pooch: "It must have had a homing instinct."

Yes, because previously all dogs just fell over and died when a hum wasn't there to guide them to their destination. It's almost like this dog could pick up faint odors and guide himself back. What a miracle!
 
2012-08-22 04:34:38 PM
Good thing the owner didn't just sit on the porch like a goon.
 
2012-08-22 04:36:32 PM
Huh. I thought the story was sweet. Dust in my eyes and all that.
 
2012-08-22 04:37:04 PM

skinink: This would never happen to a cat, because they're too lazy to leave the house sneaky enough to catch a seagull.


FTFY
 
2012-08-22 04:40:06 PM

Evil Mackerel: Lets hope this doesn't lead to another damn talking animal movie with actors who careers are starting to flag.




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Chance: "You take that back!!"
Shadow: "Take it easy - you'll never get anything done barking up the wrong tree."

Sassy: "Idiots."
 
2012-08-22 04:47:47 PM

IRQ12: Yes, because previously all dogs just fell over and died when a hum wasn't there to guide them to their destination. It's almost like this dog could pick up faint odors and guide himself back. What a miracle!


Have read the comments from some of the people who read local TV news websites?

I try to stay away the comments section on the local news site I go to, but sometimes I can't help myself. It generally only takes 1 or 2 to see the long history of fail of our public educational system.

They have to cater to potato
 
2012-08-22 04:49:36 PM
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Not Impressed.
/Hot like Veronica Vaughn
 
2012-08-22 04:57:37 PM

Siberwulf: [img.photobucket.com image 600x336]

Not Impressed.
/Hot like Veronica Vaughn

Want to touch the hiney
 
2012-08-22 05:09:41 PM
The amazing thing isn't that the dog made it home, you silly people. It's that it survived a fall over a 100' cliff and THEN made it home.

Proving only that labs are the dumbest dogs on the planet, as well as the most unbreakable.
 
2012-08-22 05:24:10 PM
Was the dog's home at the bottom of the cliff?
 
2012-08-22 05:29:58 PM
silly dog - everyone knows Alka-Seltzer® is the best way to catch seagulls
 
2012-08-22 05:30:12 PM
I Shouldn't Be Alive: Canine Edition
 
2012-08-22 05:36:18 PM
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Happy is going "Home".
 
2012-08-22 05:52:34 PM
This is my daughter's dog after evading 3 cops and 3 animal control officers, swimming across a lake, playing on the freeway and jumping off of a 20 foot overpass.

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$1500 later, her front legs have tendon damage and may never heal and her back leg was shattered, but is ok now.
 
2012-08-22 06:12:04 PM

Gyrfalcon: The amazing thing isn't that the dog made it home, you silly people. It's that it survived a fall over a 100' cliff and THEN made it home.

Proving only that labs are the dumbest dogs on the planet, as well as the most unbreakable.


If a dog that size "fell off 100' cliff" in the way they are trying to frame it, being able to pick it up without a spatula would be newsworthy.

Seriously google/bing map the location "cliff" == "steep incline easily negotiated by four legged animal" in the UK.

This is probably one of the stupidest news stories I have seen in a while, and that's saying a lot. It's literally "my dog ran a few blocks home".
 
2012-08-22 06:51:58 PM
Sad: Dog gets lost on his way home by taking a detour off a 100-foot cliff after chasing a seagull. Happy: She makes it home

Did the dog get neutered on the way down the cliff?
 
2012-08-22 07:13:33 PM
Dog wants to be Jeffy.
 
2012-08-22 08:59:19 PM

Earpj: This is my daughter's dog after evading 3 cops and 3 animal control officers, swimming across a lake, playing on the freeway and jumping off of a 20 foot overpass.

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$1500 later, her front legs have tendon damage and may never heal and her back leg was shattered, but is ok now.


And I'll bet puppy didn't learn a thing....she'd be right out playing in traffic again if you gave her the chance.
 
2012-08-22 09:37:50 PM

Gyrfalcon:

And I'll bet puppy didn't learn a thing....she'd be right out playing in traffic again if you gave her the chance.


Maybe. She jumped the fence last time. Daughter said that the dog is grounded for the rest of her life.

/Dog is terrified of strangers.
 
2012-08-22 10:25:40 PM

Reaperman: Sad: Dog gets lost on his way home by taking a detour off a 100-foot cliff after chasing a seagull. Happy: She makes it home

Did the dog get neutered on the way down the cliff?


Came for this.

/Was gonna say "You 'yadda yadda'd' a sex change?"
 
2012-08-23 07:29:37 AM
MOAR PITCHERS OF DOGGIES!!!!!!
 
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