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(WWSB ABC 7)   If you're planning to steal a TV, you might want to reconsider if your getaway vehicle is a bicycle. But if you insist on doing it, you might want to wear a helmet to protect your head when you crash into a detective's car   ( divider line
    More: Florida, getaway car, U.S. 41, detectives, CCSO  
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2529 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Aug 2012 at 6:34 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-22 05:25:09 PM  
His bicycle was impounded by CCSO

Was it a Schwinn? Did it have a banana seat? How about those really cool multi-coloured tassles that hang from the handlebar grips?

This guy's my hero...I want his autograph.
2012-08-22 06:38:36 PM  
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2012-08-22 06:44:07 PM  
Wow Holierthanthoumitter way to be the Wednesday afternoon television thief. The hinding site is always 20/20 (100%).
2012-08-22 06:46:16 PM  
He probably didn't stop at red lights and stop signs either.
2012-08-22 06:47:25 PM  
"If it were me I would have hidden this in the cheeks of me!"
2012-08-22 06:47:47 PM  
Bah..everyone knows it's much more fun to just drive by the guy on a bike and open your door in front of him. instant ass over teakettle faceplant, and makes for good viewing later in the cop shop.
2012-08-22 06:48:28 PM  
Sadly,there's no "Yakety Sax"-enhanced vid of this......
2012-08-22 06:57:09 PM  

meow said the dog: "If it were me I would have hidden this in the cheeks of me!"

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WTF I got my dense on today I guess
2012-08-22 06:58:46 PM  
Why are there so many "stupid criminal" stories on Fark?

They're criminals...they're obviously stupid. Honestly, I'd be more interested in "smart" criminal stories.
2012-08-22 07:05:30 PM  
Everyone's a critic.
2012-08-22 07:15:07 PM  
All I can picture is Michael Bluth on his bicycle pulling a tv on a skateboard. Stealing the chair was easier.
2012-08-22 07:29:14 PM  
I'm sorry, but that's just too many things to remember.
2012-08-22 07:29:29 PM

What I mean is, you don't seem to be a very good thief, maybe you should try something else.
2012-08-22 10:26:52 PM  
Kinda reminds me of the time when my old 26" CRT set finally croaked. I put it by the curb for trash day the next day. About an hour later I glance out the window and see this guy picking up the TV. I look out the window to see that he didn't have a car or truck, but a bike. Was able to snap this pic as he was riding away...

About an hour later I realized that I still had the remote. i should have put it by the curb so he could come pick it up with a really tiny bike.
2012-08-23 01:41:59 PM
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