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(ABC)   After five years, it's Happy Trails for Hillary Swank and her stable boy   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 45
    More: Sad, Hilary Swank, deaths, stable boy, Pretty Little Liars  
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2012-08-22 04:33:21 PM  
He was a downgrade from Chad Lowe anyway.
 
2012-08-22 04:43:08 PM  
great body, but yes, a bit of a horse face.

Can we just have a hot body thread, and crop off her head?
 
2012-08-22 04:44:26 PM  
You just had to trot this out,subby....
 
2012-08-22 04:44:52 PM  

Walker: He was a downgrade from Chad Lowe anyway.


Bleh. I'll say....

cdn1.gossipcenter.com
 
2012-08-22 04:47:16 PM  
Swank is reportedly devastated and on suicide watch.

Quick! Invest in glue futures!
 
2012-08-22 04:47:51 PM  
Haven't we beat these jokes to death like some sort of animal?
 
2012-08-22 04:52:27 PM  
I heard she gave him The Clop.
 
2012-08-22 05:03:00 PM  

gunga galunga: Haven't we beat these jokes to death like some sort of animal?


A rented mule?
 
2012-08-22 05:05:49 PM  
I'd hit that like Secretariat coming down the home stretch.
 
2012-08-22 05:10:54 PM  
I think she's cute.
 
2012-08-22 05:13:47 PM  
I won't deny that Hillary Swank has a bit of a horseface. On the other hand, you can't deny that she has an absolutely smokin', super-tight body, and I would gladly mount up and ride her bareback as many times around the track as she would let me:

2.bp.blogspot.com

www.withlovefay.com

upload.moldova.org

/links, and subject of said links, all hot
 
2012-08-22 05:14:18 PM  
You cannot convince me that Hillary Swank and Matt Damon are two different people. There's just no way.
 
2012-08-22 05:16:24 PM  

bentleypm: You cannot convince me that Hillary Swank and Matt Damon are two different people. There's just no way.


I will guarantee you that Hillary Swank has much nicer tits that Matt Damon.
 
2012-08-22 05:22:15 PM  

Cyberluddite: bentleypm: You cannot convince me that Hillary Swank and Matt Damon are two different people. There's just no way.

I will guarantee you that Hillary Swank has much nicer tits that Matt Damon.


I demand photographic evidence.
 
2012-08-22 05:29:05 PM  

bentleypm: You cannot convince me that Hillary Swank and Matt Damon are two different people. There's just no way.


Nah, just the same dentist.
 
2012-08-22 05:30:59 PM  
www.nypost.com
 
2012-08-22 05:34:42 PM  

rapidbunny: [www.nypost.com image 450x245]


Damnit, I came here to make that very reference.

/shakes tiny fist
//while holding my tiny penis
///she's hot
 
2012-08-22 05:34:55 PM  

bentleypm: You cannot convince me that Hillary Swank and Matt Damon are two different people. There's just no way.


encrypted-tbn2.google.com
 
2012-08-22 05:42:35 PM  

AngryDragon: Cyberluddite: bentleypm: You cannot convince me that Hillary Swank and Matt Damon are two different people. There's just no way.
I will guarantee you that Hillary Swank has much nicer tits that Matt Damon.
I demand photographic evidence.


I posted pics above that give a pretty good indication of what her tits look like. You can look for pics of Matt Damon's tits for comparison purposes on your own.
 
2012-08-22 05:50:42 PM  

AngryDragon: Cyberluddite: bentleypm: You cannot convince me that Hillary Swank and Matt Damon are two different people. There's just no way.

I will guarantee you that Hillary Swank has much nicer tits that Matt Damon.

I demand photographic evidence.


From the Pirelli Calender she did:
photos1.blogger.com

PNSFW

photos1.blogger.com

Alas, no tits. I will GTFO.
 
2012-08-22 06:11:08 PM  
I don't care what you say, I'd hit that continuously until we both died of dehydration. Had a mild case of the hots for her since The Next Karate Kid, and she's only grown hotter.
 
2012-08-22 06:19:09 PM  
I'd swank that Hilary. And I like her face.
 
2012-08-22 06:35:43 PM  
I would allow her to Gnarfle the Garthok.
 
2012-08-22 06:39:44 PM  
I think my favorite greeenlight of mine would be when she won the "Million Dollar Baby" oscar right about the time the horse that played "Seabiscuit" pasted. I submittted something like:

"the horse that played 'Seabiscuit' died. In other news, the horse that played a boxer in 'million dollar baby' won the oscar last week"


People haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaated me. most of you still do!
 
2012-08-22 06:40:55 PM  
 
2012-08-22 06:58:38 PM  
her I would definitely screw, on the issue of Sarah Jessica Parker no I mean Neighhhhhhhh!
 
2012-08-22 07:05:25 PM  
I kinda love her.
 
2012-08-22 07:21:26 PM  
Neigh!
 
2012-08-22 07:23:14 PM  
See, it's funny because she looks nothing like a horse.
 
2012-08-22 07:34:04 PM  
she's hot I think...
 
2012-08-22 08:02:23 PM  

rickythepenguin: I think my favorite greeenlight of mine would be when she won the "Million Dollar Baby" oscar right about the time the horse that played "Seabiscuit" pasted. I submittted something like:

"the horse that played 'Seabiscuit' died. In other news, the horse that played a boxer in 'million dollar baby' won the oscar last week"

People haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaated me. most of you still do!


I got some hatred from a similarly-themed greenlight of mine, on a different topic as yours but from about the same era: New film will portray Charles and Camilla's romance. Producers disappointed to learn working title, "The Horse Whisperer," is already taken.
 
2012-08-22 08:02:40 PM  
insert studman69 here. I'd bang that so hard Japan would think another Tsunami is on the way.
 
2012-08-22 08:13:18 PM  
When Campisi insisted on putting her away wet after a good, hard riding Swank had to say, "whoa."
 
2012-08-22 08:28:37 PM  
Her husband looks like Napolean Dynamite's brother Kip.
 
2012-08-22 09:24:37 PM  
I saw her and her guy in a restaurant a few months ago. In person, I thought she was actually pretty hot. Nice too -- was very cool with other people in the restaurant and talking to the waitstaff, which is not very common for stars when they're out in public -- usually they just try to hide.
 
2012-08-22 09:27:02 PM  
The horseface meme with SJP? Yeah. Swank? Nah. (Neigh?)
 
2012-08-22 09:55:55 PM  
I like her and Sarah Jessica Parker.
 
2012-08-22 10:03:14 PM  
i176.photobucket.com

Don't care. That body is so smokin', I'd give her the most disappointing 3 minutes of her life.
 
2012-08-22 10:50:19 PM  

Diogenes: Walker: He was a downgrade from Chad Lowe anyway.

Bleh. I'll say....

[cdn1.gossipcenter.com image 420x300]


This broad in the living antithesis of "apple through the fence"......
 
2012-08-23 12:54:53 AM  
LonMead

That PNSFW pic=

motherofgod.jpg

That may be one of the sexiest pictures I've ever seen.

Why, yes, my license plates read "Assman", why do you ask?
 
2012-08-23 01:37:12 AM  
I like her.. looks like her boyfriend, though, thinks we are the buzzing of flies to the great Vigo.
 
2012-08-23 07:21:47 AM  
www.reformparliament.co.uk
 
2012-08-23 08:20:25 AM  
Horseface? Ok, yeah, I see it, but I absolutely do not care. If the Mrs. allowed, I would volunteer to disappoint Ms. Swank for a good 30 seconds. She's smoldering.
 
2012-08-23 05:09:42 PM  
Hillary Swank is a beautiful woman.

That is all.
 
2012-08-25 09:13:55 AM  

FinFangFark: great body, but yes, a bit of a horse face.

Can we just have a hot body thread, and crop off her head?


Jeez, what are you, fifteen?
 
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