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2012-08-22 03:55:42 PM  
I sendo our jobso to Mexico, but no unionos.
 
2012-08-22 03:58:45 PM  
He should know spanish. His dad is Mexican American.
 
2012-08-22 04:02:05 PM  
Willardo Mitones Romniguez para presidente!
 
2012-08-22 04:02:25 PM  
No me importa, Senor Romney!
 
2012-08-22 04:12:12 PM  
mitt's interaction with the latino community so far: "Black Escalade, Massachusetts plates. Don't scratch it!"
 
2012-08-22 04:31:54 PM  
Señor Romney, eres un pavo
 
2012-08-22 04:52:15 PM  
Who hablas español?

WE DO!!!!
 
2012-08-22 05:06:20 PM  
ay dios mio
 
2012-08-22 05:11:54 PM  
Pero nosotros no somos millonarios. En que forma nos vas a ayudar?
 
2012-08-22 05:14:33 PM  
This needs to be reworded:

The Mitt Romney campaign wants to earn the support of 38 percent of Latino voters in November. That may be difficult, especially given consistently bad polling numbers, including a NBC News/Wall Street Journal/Telemundo report out Wednesday that found only 28 percent of Latino voters support the presumptive Republican nominee.

What it should say:

The Mitt Romney campaign wants to earn the support of 38 percent of Latino voters in November. That may be difficult, especially given the fact he looks exactly like every cruel Spanish nobleman archetype who refuses to allow his servant girl to marry her one true love, the stable boy, as seen in every telenovela ever made.
 
2012-08-22 05:15:32 PM  
I wonder if Romney's problems getting support from the Latino community is somehow related to the GOP's efforts to imprison and deport them for the last 10 years?
 
2012-08-22 05:15:56 PM  

Mitt Romney likes to eat food that is wrapped in foil

 
2012-08-22 05:16:16 PM  
A) Obama's executive order for temporary work permits JUST went into effect one week ago. I predict that support for him will increase as more and more young Latinos are granted work authorizations -- both they and their families are just beginning to feel the tangible benefits of Obama's directive.

B) It's going to be great when the GOP realizes they lost the election because of a high turnout of Hispanics and women. I hope it gets rubbed in their faces forcibly and frequently.
 
2012-08-22 05:18:02 PM  

Guidette Frankentits: Mitt Romney likes to eat food that is wrapped in foil


Spicy.Tasty.Convenient.
 
2012-08-22 05:19:02 PM  

Guidette Frankentits: Mitt Romney likes to eat food that is wrapped in foil


Well, tha's our guy.
 
2012-08-22 05:19:05 PM  

Mitt Romney's health care plan involves lots of 7-up, greta and azarcón

 
2012-08-22 05:19:24 PM  
Bite his shiny metal ass
 
2012-08-22 05:20:09 PM  
Someone installed the Espanol language pack last night...
 
2012-08-22 05:20:12 PM  

JolobinSmokin: Bite his shiny metal ass


Bender bending Mitt Romney Rodrequis
 
2012-08-22 05:20:20 PM  

This one isn't mine:

Mitt Romney will do the jobs that American presidents won't do

link
 
2012-08-22 05:22:15 PM  

Miguel Romney will make 300 million keys to the White House

 
2012-08-22 05:22:18 PM  

Muta: I wonder if Romney's problems getting support from the Latino community is somehow related to the GOP's efforts to imprison and deport them for the last 10 years?


You mean "enforce immigration law"?
 
2012-08-22 05:23:58 PM  
"Don't you hate it when you people wash my sock garters and when you're done there's still schmutz all over them? Wait, that's not it."
 
2012-08-22 05:24:58 PM  
Yo soy Mormono. Puedo tener mas esposas que tu.

I just ordered the sopapillas, right? Hey, why are they looking at me like that?
 
2012-08-22 05:25:24 PM  
Wanna see a racist headline? 

/racist for noticing
 
2012-08-22 05:27:49 PM  
Mitt Romney gusta ojos grandes!
 
2012-08-22 05:28:56 PM  

T-Servo: I just ordered the sopapillas, right? Hey, why are they looking at me like that?


You should have ordered the "frijoles pendejos".
 
2012-08-22 05:29:55 PM  

Guidette Frankentits: Mitt Romney likes to eat food that is wrapped in foil


Oh, look, Harvey..Ta-males!

blog.mysanantonio.com
 
2012-08-22 05:33:56 PM  

Maud Dib: Oh, look, Harvey..Ta-males!


Where are the tore-tillas?
 
2012-08-22 05:35:03 PM  
One of his sons is fluent in Spanish and narrates commercials that air on Telemundo and Univision.
 
2012-08-22 05:44:33 PM  

NittLion78: The Mitt Romney campaign wants to earn the support of 38 percent of Latino voters in November. That may be difficult, especially given the fact he looks exactly like every cruel Spanish nobleman archetype who refuses to allow his servant girl to marry her one true love, the stable boy, as seen in every telenovela ever made.


[ ] [smart] [X] [funny]
 
2012-08-22 05:52:21 PM  

Mentat: I sendo our jobso to Mexico, but no unionos.


First i lol'd at the headline.

Then i lol'd at this.
 
2012-08-22 05:53:48 PM  

spman: One of his sons is fluent in Spanish and narrates commercials that air on Telemundo and Univision.


That's the third one, Tagguerro, right?
 
2012-08-22 06:10:06 PM  
"I love Mexicans. All of my lawns look terrific."
 
2012-08-22 06:14:20 PM  

eagles95: Guidette Frankentits: Mitt Romney likes to eat food that is wrapped in foil

Spicy.Tasty.Convenient.


Your burritos are just the right size.
 
2012-08-22 06:18:55 PM  
In fairness, he can't exactly light a fire under the butts of the pasty pale and terminally religious, and he wants to get Latino voters excited for the thought of him in office?

Good luck with that. Even the Cubanos in Florida are looking at him somewhat askance...
 
2012-08-22 07:29:18 PM  
there is a growing number of mexican mormons. and I mean real mexicans, not just polygamist refugees. otherwise I'm sure most of my tecate lovin' marijuana smokin' hermanos will just stroke their mustaches like zapata and make the right decision.

/born in east la
//not really
 
2012-08-22 07:39:42 PM  
I bet he's given more jobs to Mexicans than any other ethnicity group. He owns a lot of real estate.
 
2012-08-22 07:40:25 PM  

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//caliente
 
2012-08-22 08:02:19 PM  
randomjsa:

You mean "enforce immigration law"?


How YOU see it isn't going to make a lot of difference to how LEGAL LATINO CITIZENS see it. People who want to lock up and deport everyone who is undocumented are going to vote repub anyway, the Latino vote is in theory available to both sides. Or was anyway.
 
2012-08-22 08:55:18 PM  

Nadie_AZ: He should know spanish. His dad is Mexican American.


Sekrit Messican!
 
2012-08-22 08:56:14 PM  

randomjsa: Muta: I wonder if Romney's problems getting support from the Latino community is somehow related to the GOP's efforts to imprison and deport them for the last 10 years?

You mean "enforce immigration law"?


You mean those laws that Obama's been hardcore enforcing for the last four years?
 
2012-08-22 09:02:57 PM  

FlashHarry: mitt's interaction with the latino community so far: "Black Escalade, Massachusetts plates. Don't scratch it!"


You forgot

It is an election year we can't have illegals working for us.
 
2012-08-22 09:19:38 PM  

DeltaPunch: A) Obama's executive order for temporary work permits JUST went into effect one week ago. I predict that support for him will increase as more and more young Latinos are granted work authorizations -- both they and their families are just beginning to feel the tangible benefits of Obama's directive.

B) It's going to be great when the GOP realizes they lost the election because of a high turnout of Hispanics and women. I hope it gets rubbed in their faces forcibly and frequently.


Wait...you mean harsh rhetoric towards immigrants, support of blatantly racist deportation policies, and assurances they will close the border and arrest anyone who tries to cross it...all that might BACKFIRE???

Clearly there is voter fraud.
 
2012-08-22 09:46:43 PM  

Gyrfalcon: DeltaPunch: A) Obama's executive order for temporary work permits JUST went into effect one week ago. I predict that support for him will increase as more and more young Latinos are granted work authorizations -- both they and their families are just beginning to feel the tangible benefits of Obama's directive.

B) It's going to be great when the GOP realizes they lost the election because of a high turnout of Hispanics and women. I hope it gets rubbed in their faces forcibly and frequently.

Wait...you mean harsh rhetoric towards immigrants, support of blatantly racist deportation policies, and assurances they will close the border and arrest anyone who tries to cross it...all that might BACKFIRE???

Clearly there is voter fraud.


The sad thing is that's exactly how they see it... if the population at large doesn't embrace their policies, clearly something must be at foot, probably voter fraud or Democrats indoctrinating people with all those "facts" and "reality".
 
2012-08-22 10:07:50 PM  
Considering Romney's family is from Mexico, you'd think he'd at least know a little Spanish.
 
2012-08-22 11:01:17 PM  

DeltaPunch: Gyrfalcon: DeltaPunch: A) Obama's executive order for temporary work permits JUST went into effect one week ago. I predict that support for him will increase as more and more young Latinos are granted work authorizations -- both they and their families are just beginning to feel the tangible benefits of Obama's directive.

B) It's going to be great when the GOP realizes they lost the election because of a high turnout of Hispanics and women. I hope it gets rubbed in their faces forcibly and frequently.

Wait...you mean harsh rhetoric towards immigrants, support of blatantly racist deportation policies, and assurances they will close the border and arrest anyone who tries to cross it...all that might BACKFIRE???

Clearly there is voter fraud.

The sad thing is that's exactly how they see it... if the population at large doesn't embrace their policies, clearly something must be at foot, probably voter fraud or Democrats indoctrinating people with all those "facts" and "reality".


It can never be that they or their strategies are wrong. Which when you get down to it is really the fundamental, and almost only difference between the two parties. Democrats can acknowledge a losing strategy (though they may never admit it publicly) and change it to fit. Republicans have been doing the same thing in the same way since 1960 and it's always the other person's fault.
 
2012-08-23 12:16:01 AM  
Senor Rmoney, tiene usted una cabeza de merde.
 
2012-08-23 12:53:14 AM  

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I just want all of you to know that if you work hard at your gardening jobs and give the extra effort when putting on that second coat of wax, you can be successful just like me. Together, we can help build a better America for tomorrow. Si se puede! Wait, what do you mean Obama already used that line? Son of a- ok, no se puede. And don't leave grass clippings on the driveway this time. Ann gets hayfever like you wouldn't believe."

 
2012-08-23 01:56:56 AM  

teto85: Senor Rmoney, tiene usted una cabeza de merde.


(merde is French)
 
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