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(The Daily Dolt)   "Hello, Pat Robertson? Yeah, so you know how the gays/atheists/abortionists caused everything from 9/11 to Hurricane Katrina? What does it mean that there's a tropical storm headed directly at the GOP convention this year?"   (thedailydolt.com) divider line 73
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2012-08-22 02:11:06 PM
It means Pat Robertson is full of shiat. Or that the Republicans are gay. Not sure which.
 
2012-08-22 02:17:53 PM

LRA61380: It means Pat Robertson is full of shiat. Or that the Republicans are gay. Not sure which.


Not that this very likely, but wtf are they going to do if it gets cancelled?
 
2012-08-22 02:21:25 PM
Given the number of deeply closeted Republican homosexuals, this would actually support his theories.
 
2012-08-22 02:22:11 PM

LRA61380: It means Pat Robertson is full of shiat. Or that the Republicans are gay. Not sure which.


Why can't it be both?
 
2012-08-22 02:26:03 PM
It means the gay atheist abortions are using their weather control powers to attack the good, decent, upstanding Real Americans. Obviously.
 
2012-08-22 02:34:08 PM

LRA61380: It means Pat Robertson is full of shiat. Or that the Republicans are gay. Not sure which.


Can't it be both?
 
2012-08-22 02:34:47 PM
"Human safety, human life trumps politics," said Tampa's mayor, proving he knows nothing of Republican politics.
 
2012-08-22 02:36:01 PM

Politicandy: Not that this very likely, but wtf are they going to do if it gets cancelled?


A gay bath house in Tampa has offered them free admission. Maybe they'll host the convention there?
 
2012-08-22 02:37:42 PM

Cyberluddite: LRA61380: It means Pat Robertson is full of shiat. Or that the Republicans are gay. Not sure which.

Why can't it be both?


Touche
 
2012-08-22 02:47:01 PM

FloydA: It means the gay atheist abortions are using their weather control powers to attack the good, decent, upstanding Real Americans. Obviously.


That's the real reason it rained on your wedding day.

Gay Weatherman #1: "You see that biatch in the cheap Rosa Clara knock off?"

Gay Weatherman #2: "The one who keeps insisting that peach and tangerine are complimentary colors?"

Gay Weatherman #1: "That's the one. Drown her tacky ass."
 
2012-08-22 03:09:11 PM
If there was any time I'd wish for a Category 6, it would be for this.
 
2012-08-22 03:10:43 PM
It means the GOP is drifting too far to the left as a party, obviously.
 
2012-08-22 03:28:03 PM
Robertson should check NOAA reports before making statements.

Wed, 08/22/2012: Pat Robertson Blames Drought on Americans who 'Ignore the Laws of God with Impunity'

Link
 
2012-08-22 03:39:37 PM

Politicandy:

Not that this very likely, but wtf are they going to do if it gets cancelled?


It goes to RON PAUL!
 
2012-08-22 03:45:43 PM
From here:
The latest 11 am EDT wind probability forecast from NHC gives Tampa a 9% chance of receiving tropical storm-force winds for the 24-hour period ending on the morning of first day of the convention (Monday). I blogged about the climatological chances of a hurricane causing an evacuation of Tampa during the convention in a post last week, putting the odds at 0.2%. I put the odds of an evacuation occurring during the convention in the current situation at 3%.
 

So, when it doesn't happen, the Republicans can say that God was looking out for them.
 
2012-08-22 04:01:33 PM

JerseyTim: From here:The latest 11 am EDT wind probability forecast from NHC gives Tampa a 9% chance of receiving tropical storm-force winds for the 24-hour period ending on the morning of first day of the convention (Monday). I blogged about the climatological chances of a hurricane causing an evacuation of Tampa during the convention in a post last week, putting the odds at 0.2%. I put the odds of an evacuation occurring during the convention in the current situation at 3%.  

So, when it doesn't happen, the Republicans can say that God was looking out for them.


I wonder what they'd say if Tampa got the perfect storm he talked about and took a direct hit from a major hurricane and flooded the city.
 
2012-08-22 04:07:25 PM

JerseyTim: So, when it doesn't happen, the Republicans can say that God was looking out for them.


and if it does happen it will be because Sara Plain wasn't invited to speak.
 
2012-08-22 04:44:23 PM
It means God is just going to give them a big ol hug!
 
2012-08-22 04:44:48 PM
It means Jesus is PISSED the GOP nominated a cultist and a Papist instead of two fine upstanding Protestant men.
 
2012-08-22 04:45:16 PM

GAT_00: JerseyTim: From here:The latest 11 am EDT wind probability forecast from NHC gives Tampa a 9% chance of receiving tropical storm-force winds for the 24-hour period ending on the morning of first day of the convention (Monday). I blogged about the climatological chances of a hurricane causing an evacuation of Tampa during the convention in a post last week, putting the odds at 0.2%. I put the odds of an evacuation occurring during the convention in the current situation at 3%.  

So, when it doesn't happen, the Republicans can say that God was looking out for them.

I wonder what they'd say if Tampa got the perfect storm he talked about and took a direct hit from a major hurricane and flooded the city.


Libs, libs, libs?
 
2012-08-22 04:46:14 PM

Politicandy: LRA61380: It means Pat Robertson is full of shiat. Or that the Republicans are gay. Not sure which.

Not that this very likely, but wtf are they going to do if it gets cancelled?


Hold the convention 2 weeks later
 
2012-08-22 04:47:20 PM
He will claim it is because they haven't been conservative enough and have bargained with the devil because they have only gotten 90% of what they asked for.
 
2012-08-22 04:48:54 PM
Pat Robertson is probably a kiddy fiddler.
 
2012-08-22 04:49:06 PM

optikeye: JerseyTim: So, when it doesn't happen, the Republicans can say that God was looking out for them.

and if it does happen it will be because Sara Plain wasn't invited to speak.


Tell me that's not a typo.
 
2012-08-22 04:51:20 PM
I have a feeling the Republicans will be upset with God. They were very angry at the BJ Clinton got... and all signs point to an even bigger BJ coming their way from God.
 
2012-08-22 04:53:58 PM
Nothing? It means nothing?

Yeah.
 
2012-08-22 04:54:17 PM

optikeye: JerseyTim: So, when it doesn't happen, the Republicans can say that God was looking out for them.

and if it does happen it will be because Sara Plain wasn't invited to speak.


Yeah, it's a shame the GOP couldn't fit the "and Tall" into their speaker invitation
 
2012-08-22 04:56:25 PM
Its just proof that the modern Republican party is too damn moderate. God wants them to become even more conservative.
 
2012-08-22 04:58:57 PM
Tampa Mayor Bob Buckhorn has stated that while the city is prepared for inclement weather, he is "absolutely prepared to call [the convention] off" if need be. "Human safety, human life trumps politics," he said.

Well, it IS just the GOP, not sure if that counts as "human life" anymore.

Then again, maybe he means the poor schlubs who nee a job, so will work this event, whether they agree with the Obstructionist Party or not. Those poor people deserve to live, not the travesty that the GOP has become. Maybe this is going to be God's way of restoring the Party that uses his name every 6.7 microseconds to justify some kind of bullshiat.
 
2012-08-22 05:00:17 PM
It means that secret gay abortionist atheists have infiltrated the GOP.ranks. Duh.
 
2012-08-22 05:01:48 PM
So, the GOP is ending the drought this nation has endured for too long...
 
2012-08-22 05:02:19 PM
"We Built This City on..."

/drained saltwater marsh?

//sorry. worst song in the entire history of songs. I agree.
 
2012-08-22 05:02:38 PM

Politicandy: LRA61380: It means Pat Robertson is full of shiat. Or that the Republicans are gay. Not sure which.

Not that this very likely, but wtf are they going to do if it gets cancelled?


Not pay their bill, like all fiscally responsible Patriots
 
2012-08-22 05:05:06 PM
Tampa Mayor Bob Buckhorn has stated that while the city is prepared for inclement weather, he is "absolutely prepared to call [the convention] off" if need be. "Human safety, human life trumps politics," he said.

Someone needs to bring this guy up to speed on current GOP dogma.
 
2012-08-22 05:06:32 PM
Well I hope they enjoy the hurricane. And the fire ants. And the Palmetto bugs. And the alligators. And the snakes. And the mosquitoes. And the red tides, the sharks, the sea urchins, the sting rays and the jelly fish.. And the humidity. And the poisoned water table. And the idiot drivers.

What I'm concerned about is, that with all of the weight of the delegates, that the whole penis of the state could become heavy enough to snap off and sink into the ocean.
 
2012-08-22 05:07:14 PM

Evil High Priest: Well I hope they enjoy the hurricane. And the fire ants. And the Palmetto bugs. And the alligators. And the snakes. And the mosquitoes. And the red tides, the sharks, the sea urchins, the sting rays and the jelly fish.. And the humidity. And the poisoned water table. And the idiot drivers.

What I'm concerned about is, that with all of the weight of the delegates, that the whole penis of the state could become heavy enough to snap off and sink into the ocean.


We can only hope.
 
2012-08-22 05:12:20 PM

LasersHurt: Evil High Priest: Well I hope they enjoy the hurricane. And the fire ants. And the Palmetto bugs. And the alligators. And the snakes. And the mosquitoes. And the red tides, the sharks, the sea urchins, the sting rays and the jelly fish.. And the humidity. And the poisoned water table. And the idiot drivers.

What I'm concerned about is, that with all of the weight of the delegates, that the whole penis of the state could become heavy enough to snap off and sink into the ocean.

We can only hope.


Just leave the nutsack intact.

/look at a map
 
2012-08-22 05:13:34 PM

SoupJohnB: LasersHurt: Evil High Priest: Well I hope they enjoy the hurricane. And the fire ants. And the Palmetto bugs. And the alligators. And the snakes. And the mosquitoes. And the red tides, the sharks, the sea urchins, the sting rays and the jelly fish.. And the humidity. And the poisoned water table. And the idiot drivers.

What I'm concerned about is, that with all of the weight of the delegates, that the whole penis of the state could become heavy enough to snap off and sink into the ocean.

We can only hope.

Just leave the nutsack intact.

/look at a map


That's pretty "God's Country"-looking, but there is a lot of park land so I'll allow it.
 
2012-08-22 05:17:55 PM
You guys don't see it.

They are setting themselves up for when it doesn't hit the convention they can say "See we told you god loved us!!!"
 
2012-08-22 05:26:20 PM
It means the Republicans should stop bearing false witness about everything.
 
2012-08-22 05:29:48 PM
To be fair, it was Jerry Falwell who made the 9/11 comment. He did so on Robertson's show, to which Robertson replied "I totally concur."

Robertson later claimed that there was interference in his ear piece and that he didn't know what he was totally concurrin' to.

/had Falwell been given a post-mortem enema he could have been buried in a matchbox
 
2012-08-22 05:31:46 PM
Tampa Mayor Bob Buckhorn has stated that while the city is prepared for inclement weather, he is "absolutely prepared to call [the convention] off" if need be. "Human safety, human life trumps politics," he said.

Obviously you're not a Republican.
 
2012-08-22 05:47:40 PM

LasersHurt: SoupJohnB: LasersHurt: Evil High Priest: Well I hope they enjoy the hurricane. And the fire ants. And the Palmetto bugs. And the alligators. And the snakes. And the mosquitoes. And the red tides, the sharks, the sea urchins, the sting rays and the jelly fish.. And the humidity. And the poisoned water table. And the idiot drivers.

What I'm concerned about is, that with all of the weight of the delegates, that the whole penis of the state could become heavy enough to snap off and sink into the ocean.

We can only hope.

Just leave the nutsack intact.

/look at a map

That's pretty "God's Country"-looking, but there is a lot of park land so I'll allow it.


"God's Country" can mean different things to different people, but thanks

/old librul Dem

//plenty of us hereabouts
 
2012-08-22 05:57:11 PM
They did nominate a Mormon this year. Just sayin...
 
2012-08-22 06:05:27 PM
I'm imagining a rainstorm going through Tampa, the convention being delayed for a day, and Joe Biden outside the stadium with a big umbrella saying "what the heck are they afraid of? It's just a little water."
 
2012-08-22 06:11:47 PM
How long til one of these loons blames it on Obama using a super secret government weather control machine?
 
2012-08-22 06:25:36 PM
Politicandy: LRA61380: It means Pat Robertson is full of shiat. Or that the Republicans are gay. Not sure which.

Not that this very likely, but wtf are they going to do if it gets cancelled?


The leaders would probably be ecstatic. I think no convention is better than a endless parade of teabaggers talking about their stone age policy positions. Atleast as far as Romney is concerned.
 
2012-08-22 06:34:05 PM
Subby is an idiot. The hurricane is heading to the liberal St Petersburg!
 
2012-08-22 06:49:08 PM

The Jami Turman Fan Club: I'm imagining a rainstorm going through Tampa, the convention being delayed for a day, and Joe Biden outside the stadium with a big umbrella saying "what the heck are they afraid of? It's just a little water."


Umbrellas have been banned for security reasons. Seriously.
 
2012-08-22 07:01:11 PM

JAYoung: The Jami Turman Fan Club: I'm imagining a rainstorm going through Tampa, the convention being delayed for a day, and Joe Biden outside the stadium with a big umbrella saying "what the heck are they afraid of? It's just a little water."

Umbrellas have been banned for security reasons. Seriously.


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Strangely does not have a problem with that.
 
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