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(NJ.com)   Campbell's CEO goes on pilgrimages to food trucks of Portland, Austin, and SF to learn how to make its uncool line of soups more ethnic and hip. Basically, put a chickpea on it, roast all the veggies, and add cilantro   (nj.com) divider line 7
    More: Ironic, San Francisco, food trucks, soups, Bernstein Research, pouches, bell peppers, Long Branch, hips  
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2012-08-22 04:44:27 PM
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Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Is soup more of a colder-climate thing? Living in FL, I never get hungry and think I'd like a hot bowl of chunky liquid.


Then eat a bowl of gazpacho.

An amazing bowl of gazpacho made with organic garden grown tomatoes, onions, green peppers, garlic and cucumbers just picked and brought in. The Campbell's lab tech sitting studiously in your kitchen taking notes stands up, nods courteously, and leaves.

5 hours later at the Campbell's labs, the tech is still trying to blend the soy beans, ketchup, and cellulose gum together.
2012-08-22 04:34:24 PM
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2012-08-22 06:16:08 PM
1 votes:
You had a Campbell's lately? It's a sad trash in a tiny canister. If you want any flavor, you'd best pour some hot sauce in it. Be forewarned, however, that liquid mess will tear through your nether regions in hours flat. I swear I put out two full gallons of liquid waste. In two full days. I was past the point of moaning, you know? It was just gushes of liquid. And more gushes. And more gushes.

I had the Blazin' sauce at the Buffalo Wild Wings. That mess was so gentle on my sphincter in comparison. It was like triple fluff-buff wipes.
2012-08-22 04:55:29 PM
1 votes:
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2012-08-22 04:26:23 PM
1 votes:
Add PBR to the soup.
2012-08-22 04:12:25 PM
1 votes:
Put a bird on the label.

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2012-08-22 04:07:46 PM
1 votes:
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