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2012-08-22 01:53:32 PM
Aww come on, it's just some silly "real annoying people of podunk" gossi... *clicks*

Fark that. It's time for the wood chipper.
 
2012-08-22 01:56:00 PM
The kid knows some Spanish? Good for her.
 
2012-08-22 01:56:06 PM
i33.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-22 02:07:45 PM
I've seen vids of one pig squealing before, but never three. Thanks subby!
 
2012-08-22 02:31:58 PM
There is no God.
 
2012-08-22 02:37:06 PM
That's your fault for clicking on a video with Honey Boo Boo in the title.
 
2012-08-22 02:45:34 PM
Were those people speaking English? I swear I didn't understand a word of what they were saying.

In fact the only one I understood was the pig clearly screaming: "LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!"
 
2012-08-22 03:35:02 PM
Premise: Headline casting aspersions on pop culture phenomenon.

Prediction: Pony thread.
 
2012-08-22 03:38:23 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-22 03:53:39 PM
Why did I click on that?
 
2012-08-22 03:54:06 PM
Hell no, you aren't getting me to fall for a link of "honey boo boo" anything.
 
2012-08-22 03:59:59 PM
dailydisgrace.com

Take a gander at the mom. This little turd is heading south quicker than a fifty cent taco in Tijuana.


El gordo estiércol
 
2012-08-22 04:04:21 PM
"Kuntry Store", there's no turning back after that, now is there?

On a related note, my daughter is cute, smart as a whip, and totally adorable. She acts out her movies all of the time, and I'd love to get her into acting, but I would never, EVER subject her to bullshiat like this. I'd say the mom should be drug behind a truck for a couple of miles to teach her a lesson, but looking at the picture someone posted upthread, I have to worry about the impact on the environment. It's gonna take a BIG vehicle with terrible gas mileage.
 
2012-08-22 04:10:47 PM
My daily attitude drifts towards a "Prof Farnsworth" mentality. But on days like today, even before reading this, I tend to get the urge to be more proactive.

I don't want to leave this planet, but I do want to do everything in my power (and more) to get them the hell off of this rock
 
2012-08-22 04:13:06 PM
At first, I thought they were calling the little girl "Glitzy the Pig."

I immediately thought, "Makes sense."
 
2012-08-22 04:16:32 PM
http://www.fark.com/goto/7282331/http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainm e nt/news/lol-honey-boo-boo-speaks-in-spanish-adopts-valley-girl-accen t-2012228

Not that the fact that it's "Us magazine" didn't give away the troll anyway...
 
2012-08-22 04:16:47 PM

Mikey1969: "Kuntry Store", there's no turning back after that, now is there?

I'd say the mom should be drug behind a truck for a couple of miles to teach her a lesson.


Pot, meet kettle.
 
2012-08-22 04:17:44 PM

Dahnkster: [dailydisgrace.com image 640x861]

Take a gander at the mom. This little turd is heading south quicker than a fifty cent taco in Tijuana.


El gordo estiércol


Goosh goosh?

/ please don't ban me....
 
2012-08-22 04:18:15 PM
I never heard of this person before today and all of a sudden she's everywhere. Why is she all of a sudden a thing?
 
2012-08-22 04:22:49 PM
I love Honey Boo Boo! Im totally addicted to the show. But, alas, on Fark you cant like anything.

/"always try the milk before you buy the cow!" mama boo boo
 
2012-08-22 04:28:28 PM
Ah, America: we can craft and develop sky cranes to drop roving scientific labs onto another planet AND have a high-rated show with slack jowled, tubby britches, big bad gubmint wastes of humanity.

Truly we are in the Golden Age.
 
2012-08-22 04:29:21 PM

puckrock2000: Mikey1969: "Kuntry Store", there's no turning back after that, now is there?

I'd say the mom should be drug behind a truck for a couple of miles to teach her a lesson.

Pot, meet kettle.


What, I'm an obese attention whore of a slob? Or are you saying that I use creative spelling that just drips with innuendo?

Oh, I see, I used the wrong tense of the word 'drag'. That TOTALLY puts me in league with this fat, disgusting pig, her moronic daughter and the general mentality of the Kuntry Store crowd. Except those dolts spelled it that way on purpose because they thought it'd be 'a hoot'.
 
2012-08-22 04:33:51 PM
There's nothing more vile than this "Honey Boo Boo" chile
Landing a tawdry reality show
The lamentable situation of child exploitation
Is something no one should ever know
But dressed in this raiment,it's called "entertainment"-
And millions now flock to watch Lil Miss Chubby
And unprepared for the stink,I called on the link-
It's now VERY difficult to forgive subby.


/Nice feint,subby. *Grumble*
 
2012-08-22 04:35:07 PM
Who?

No, really, WHO?
 
2012-08-22 04:37:05 PM
WTF did I just watch?
 
2012-08-22 04:37:34 PM

Mikey1969: puckrock2000: Mikey1969: "Kuntry Store", there's no turning back after that, now is there?

I'd say the mom should be drug behind a truck for a couple of miles to teach her a lesson.

Pot, meet kettle.

What, I'm an obese attention whore of a slob? Or are you saying that I use creative spelling that just drips with innuendo?

Oh, I see, I used the wrong tense of the word 'drag'. That TOTALLY puts me in league with this fat, disgusting pig, her moronic daughter and the general mentality of the Kuntry Store crowd. Except those dolts spelled it that way on purpose because they thought it'd be 'a hoot'.


If you think the past tense of "drag" is "drug", then you are up there with the "Kuntry Stoe" (yes, that's how they spelled it) crowd.
 
2012-08-22 04:40:55 PM
The Learning Channel....WTF am I learning from this?
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-22 04:41:48 PM

Apos: There's nothing more vile than this "Honey Boo Boo" chile
Landing a tawdry reality show
The lamentable situation of child exploitation
Is something no one should ever know
But dressed in this raiment,it's called "entertainment"-
And millions now flock to watch Lil Miss Chubby
And unprepared for the stink,I called clicked on the link-
It's now VERY difficult to forgive subby.

/Nice feint,subby. *Grumble*




Whoops.
 
2012-08-22 04:45:06 PM

Mawson of the Antarctic: Ah, America: we can craft and develop sky cranes to drop roving scientific labs onto another planet AND have a high-rated show with slack jowled, tubby britches, big bad gubmint wastes of humanity.

Truly we are in the Golden Age.


U-S-A? U-S-A? U-S-A?
 
2012-08-22 04:46:47 PM
I know nothing about the people in the article but reading it made me all stabby. Off to find a casaba melon to take out with a butcher knife.

/casaba casaba casaba
 
2012-08-22 04:49:28 PM

puckrock2000: Mikey1969: puckrock2000: Mikey1969: "Kuntry Store", there's no turning back after that, now is there?

I'd say the mom should be drug behind a truck for a couple of miles to teach her a lesson.

Pot, meet kettle.

What, I'm an obese attention whore of a slob? Or are you saying that I use creative spelling that just drips with innuendo?

Oh, I see, I used the wrong tense of the word 'drag'. That TOTALLY puts me in league with this fat, disgusting pig, her moronic daughter and the general mentality of the Kuntry Store crowd. Except those dolts spelled it that way on purpose because they thought it'd be 'a hoot'.

If you think the past tense of "drag" is "drug", then you are up there with the "Kuntry Stoe" (yes, that's how they spelled it) crowd.


First of all, this argument is farking ridiculous.

Secondly, even Merriam Webster lists DRUG as a dialectical choice for the past tense of DRAG. Same way someone might choose to say "I DOVE into the pool" instead of "I DIVED into the pool."

If all you're doing is correcting the other person for their word choice(which isn't wrong) and not the content of the post, then you're an idiot.
 
2012-08-22 04:53:22 PM

Walker: The Learning Channel....WTF am I learning from this?
[img.photobucket.com image 500x280]


the value of eugenics?
 
2012-08-22 04:54:50 PM

puckrock2000: If you think the past tense of "drag" is "drug", then you are up there with the "Kuntry Stoe" (yes, that's how they spelled it) crowd.


Yes, and as I pointed out, they obviously spelled it that way on purpose because they thought it was cute. Maybe you should read posts before you respond, you probably won't come across as such a kunt.
 
2012-08-22 05:22:17 PM
Attention Terrorists: Take this family out. Come on, free shot, we won't retalitate. Promise.
 
2012-08-22 05:29:20 PM
seriously...what the farking fark is wrong with america that this troglodyte's life is on tv. jesus christ....i can deal with no talent ass clowns but this kills me
 
2012-08-22 05:46:27 PM
What's really amazing is that grown adults, when presented with a child that is being exploited and will have a really hard time when she goes from being a flash in the pan to a has been, will heap scorn and death wishes on that child. I've never watched the show and I didn't watch the clip because laughing at that kind of thing is mean, but my reaction to what I have seen is sadness that this kid's life is probabely ruined.
Oh wait... they're southerners? Oh well then I also hope they get killed by terrorists.
I hate you all sometimes.
 
2012-08-22 06:15:33 PM

redsquid: What's really amazing is that grown adults, when presented with a child that is being exploited and will have a really hard time when she goes from being a flash in the pan to a has been, will heap scorn and death wishes on that child. I've never watched the show and I didn't watch the clip because laughing at that kind of thing is mean, but my reaction to what I have seen is sadness that this kid's life is probabely ruined.


This is what enrages me about the whole toddlers and tiaras thing as well. Not to say that I don't find that kid to be one of the single most annoying things I have ever laid my eyes on, but the... I don't even know what the fark to call it... 'culture' might be apt, as it applies to mold or fungus.

The people surrounding her that create the pageants, the mother, the entire system that puts her in the spotlight and reinforces whatever the fark this is supposed to be...

WTF, world?
 
2012-08-22 06:34:41 PM
Thanks General Sherman, for taking a half-measure.
 
2012-08-22 06:38:32 PM
There is a pop culture in a more ancient part of television. A pop culture where men are thrown to suffer and die. But sometimes, a Honey Boo Boo rises from the darkness. Sometimes pop culture sends something back.
 
2012-08-22 06:41:29 PM

Oysterman: There is a pop culture in a more ancient part of television. A pop culture where men are thrown to suffer and die. But sometimes, a Honey Boo Boo rises from the darkness. Sometimes pop culture sends something back.




+1 for the TDKR reference.
 
2012-08-22 06:54:39 PM

Walker: The Learning Channel....WTF am I learning from this?
[img.photobucket.com image 500x280]


More about America than you probably wanted to know.
 
2012-08-22 07:02:51 PM
Man I just...wow. It's like TLC looked at Snooki, heard the lamentations and said:

fortnightlitpress.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-22 07:04:52 PM

Dahnkster: Take a gander at the mom. This little turd is heading south quicker than a fifty cent taco in Tijuana.


El gordo estiércol


Holy shiat that was funny.

+eleventy
 
2012-08-22 07:21:05 PM

Apos: Oysterman: There is a pop culture in a more ancient part of television. A pop culture where men are thrown to suffer and die. But sometimes, a Honey Boo Boo rises from the darkness. Sometimes pop culture sends something back.



+1 for the TDKR reference.


Right. Born and raised in hell on earth. No one knows why or how she escaped. But they do know she was on Toddlers in Tiaras. And then she was excommunicated. And any girl who is too absurd for Toddlers in Tiaras is not to be trifled with.
 
2012-08-22 07:47:45 PM
Damn, I hope the Mayans were right. Only 4 more months of this shiat to go then
 
2012-08-22 07:57:45 PM
I don't know which was funnier: thinking the pig was much more articulate and attractive than Momma and Baby Boo Boo, the number of chins Momma was sporting or the belch emitted by Momma.
 
2012-08-22 08:06:33 PM
Ok I'm a little behind on the times it seems: is Honey Boo Boo that little girl? Who is she, why does she have a TV show, and why do we hate her?
 
2012-08-22 08:38:48 PM

Oysterman: Apos: Oysterman: There is a pop culture in a more ancient part of television. A pop culture where men are thrown to suffer and die. But sometimes, a Honey Boo Boo rises from the darkness. Sometimes pop culture sends something back.



+1 for the TDKR reference.

Right. Born and raised in hell on earth. No one knows why or how she escaped. But they do know she was on Toddlers in Tiaras. And then she was excommunicated. And any girl who is too absurd for Toddlers in Tiaras is not to be trifled with.


Her punishment must be more severe
 
2012-08-22 08:40:41 PM

Capt. Sparkles: Ok I'm a little behind on the times it seems: is Honey Boo Boo that little girl? Who is she, why does she have a TV show, and why do we hate her?


As far as I know it goes like this: There is a terrible reality show about child pageants. On that show this Honey Boo Boo was the worst thing anyone had ever seen. Both because of the exploitation of a child inherent in child pageantry and because she and her mother were the most over the top stereotypes of the people who participate in them. Therefore, they gave her and her family their own reality show so that we can all heap derision on them on a weekly basis and the family gets to cash in on being terrible.
 
2012-08-22 08:59:19 PM

Capt. Sparkles: Ok I'm a little behind on the times it seems: is Honey Boo Boo that little girl? Who is she, why does she have a TV show, and why do we hate her?


Because TLC has completely given up any pretense that they're anything but complete and total ratings whores, so they created this petulant child-thing and its mom-cow, offered it up to the dregs of American society and now the results are starting to seep into the zeitgeist so they afflict the rest of us who aren't already total goddamn idiots and have made it a point not to be infected by this insipid horseshiat.
 
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