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(JSOnline)   Juror: "Fark these deliberations, I'm going to Cancun"   (jsonline.com) divider line 6
    More: Stupid, Cancun, deliberations, Milwaukee County, jury, Jonathan Davis, rumors, Ivana Samardzic  
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7709 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Aug 2012 at 4:53 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-08-23 01:38:43 PM  
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Pray 4 Mojo: So... dude's name is Spartacus Outlaw... yet we're reading a story about the juror?

WTF Fark?

"Kids: there's three ways to do things; the right way, the wrong way and the Max Power Spartacus Outlaw way!"


Isn't that the wrong way?
2012-08-22 05:17:36 PM  
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NotBabylonian20: i dont know how people get stuck with jury duty. just say Guilty! everyone is GUILTY!! youll never get picked.


I'm an ant hater. So if this trial involves ants, no way I'm gonna be fair.
2012-08-22 05:09:37 PM  
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NotBabylonian20: i dont know how people get stuck with jury duty. just say Guilty! everyone is GUILTY!! youll never get picked.


or mention that you can't be impartial cause the defendant is a negro.
2012-08-22 04:58:59 PM  
1 votes:
I once got of jury duty with a similar claim. Told the defense attorney and DA that I was heading for two weeks sailing in the Caribbean in just 3 days, and if either of them picked me, I could guarantee an immediate mistrial.
2012-08-22 04:58:45 PM  
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2012-08-22 03:39:24 PM  
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The jury got the case of Spartacus Outlaw last Wednesday afternoon and met about two hours before being sent home with specific instructions to all reappear the next morning for continued deliberations.

IANAL, but I'm pretty sure you have to acquit someone with that awesome of name, no matter what.

/OTOH, Molestio de Turd IV gets the death penalty for driving infractions
 
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