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(Yahoo)   Canned Air now available, President Skroob approves   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, President Skroob, Paris, Chrysler Building, canned air, Fighting Irish, Dr. Teeth, Mel Brooks, pet rock  
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1993 clicks; posted to Geek » on 22 Aug 2012 at 3:04 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-22 03:05:40 PM  
Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was WONDERFUL.

/I bet she gives GREAT helmet.
2012-08-22 03:08:14 PM  
"Out of order?! Even in the future nothin' works!"

/There's something poetic to this quote
2012-08-22 03:13:22 PM  
Why didn't some body tell me my ass was so big?!
2012-08-22 03:14:14 PM  
I just remembered; i gotta change the combo on my luggage.
2012-08-22 03:14:23 PM  
This reminds me that it's been far too long since I have last seen this movie. I'm gonna fix that.
2012-08-22 03:16:33 PM  
One of the Spaceballs "combing" the desert? That was Tim Russ - Tuvok from Voyager.
2012-08-22 03:18:31 PM  
Gah, this site has gone from suck to blow..
2012-08-22 03:20:13 PM  
Yogurt must be moichandising again
2012-08-22 03:21:25 PM  
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2012-08-22 03:26:03 PM  
Tell me when Canned Heat get's back together

/or comes over the radio
2012-08-22 03:26:47 PM  
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2012-08-22 03:29:03 PM  
They've gone to plaid!
2012-08-22 03:29:59 PM  
No sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.
2012-08-22 03:30:27 PM  
Funny...she doesn't look Druish.
2012-08-22 03:32:06 PM  
That's amazing, that's the combination to my luggage!
2012-08-22 03:35:39 PM  
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2012-08-22 03:35:51 PM  
How many assholes are posting in this thread, anyway?
2012-08-22 03:38:18 PM  
FTFA: "Rudenko claims the "fresh air" from New York "relieves stress, cures homesicknessand helps fighting nostalgia," though it "may contain traces of Bronx, Brooklyn, Queens or Staten Island.""

Hah! That is hilarious.
2012-08-22 03:45:35 PM  
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2012-08-22 03:45:51 PM  
That's news? In Berlin they've been selling air in cans to tourists for at least 25 years now (possibly as an hommage to a song from 1899 about the Berlin air).
2012-08-22 03:51:01 PM  
Novelty canned air has been around at least 40 years, not exactly something new.
2012-08-22 03:52:11 PM  
stop quoting me!
2012-08-22 03:53:50 PM  
Will it make me feel as if I'm waking on sunshine?
2012-08-22 03:54:08 PM  
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2012-08-22 04:17:14 PM  
Can I use it to clean my keyboard?
2012-08-22 04:30:25 PM  
President Skroob may approve, but what about President Madagascar?
2012-08-22 05:08:17 PM  

LarryDan43: Will it make me feel as if I'm waking on sunshine?

Seriously. I want to hear what a true connoisseur thinks about this product.

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2012-08-22 05:13:16 PM  

Hoboclown: How many assholes are posting in this thread, anyway?

2012-08-22 05:21:24 PM  
I fart in your general direction!
2012-08-22 05:36:57 PM  
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2012-08-22 06:32:10 PM  
Dink dink. dinkdinkdink dink, dink, di-i-ink!
2012-08-22 09:16:58 PM  

WorkingInParadise: Dink dink. dinkdinkdink dink, dink, di-i-ink!

When did we get to Disneyland?
2012-08-22 09:38:35 PM  

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"You're looking at NOW!
This is NOW!"

2012-08-22 09:45:34 PM  
Let me know when they start selling Derry air.

//*snort* hehehehe
2012-08-22 10:11:38 PM  
Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
2012-08-23 01:17:09 AM  
I'm waiting for them to start selling canned cans. 

RIP George.
2012-08-23 05:53:22 AM  
This was predicted in the original Dateline to Dominance in The Book of The Subgenius.

/ really
2012-08-23 06:25:45 AM  
Spaceballs is a 25 years old this year.
2012-08-23 06:32:26 AM  
If you use something like Keep-tube you can download it in 3072p
2012-08-23 07:19:59 AM  
Careful, you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
2012-08-23 08:46:07 AM  
Anyone remember a sketch called "Oxygen Man" from long ago? It was a fake ad for a business that sold canisters of oxygen to people tired of breathing the polluted air in their neighborhood. "If you want air that's clean and good, not like the air in your neighborhood, call oxygen man!"
2012-08-23 09:06:14 AM  

Hoboclown: How many assholes are posting in this thread, anyway?


/Great. I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
//Keep firing assholes!
2012-08-23 12:52:42 PM  
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2012-08-23 05:04:07 PM  

Fabric_Man: "Out of order?! Even in the future nothin' works!"

/There's something poetic to this quote

Wasn't their an expletive in the middle of that dialog?
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