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(Think Progress)   Texas judge prepares to join 'civil unrest, civil disobedience, civil war maybe' if Obama is reelected   (thinkprogress.org) divider line 204
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2012-08-22 12:55:31 PM  
And gets ever weirder....I need to get out of this state before these fools decide to secede!
 
2012-08-22 12:55:37 PM  
stupid farking bigot is stupid.
 
2012-08-22 12:56:51 PM  
Jesus Christ, how did our country produce this many complete dipshiats?
 
2012-08-22 12:58:03 PM  
And seeing as how all judges in Texas are elected by the voters rather than appointed by the Governor, I'm sure this asshole will win his next election in a landslide. Yeee-haw!!
 
2012-08-22 12:58:42 PM  
Judge Tom Head, a county judge in Lubbock, Texas, announced on a local television station that he would personally join the resistance against a United Nations' takeover of American sovereignty, which he says will occur if Obama is reelected:

HAHAHAHA! And this guy is a Judge!
 
2012-08-22 01:05:28 PM  
Activist judges strike again.
 
2012-08-22 01:07:02 PM  
On the plus side, if he does start civil unrest, we can shoot him.
 
2012-08-22 01:07:21 PM  
Secede

/we promise we won't make you stay
 
2012-08-22 01:07:31 PM  
Makes me think of those people who received the death sentence. Scary!
 
2012-08-22 01:09:01 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Secede

/we promise we won't make you stay


Take Mississippi and (insert other idiotic states here) with you!
 
2012-08-22 01:09:42 PM  
Judge Head? He even sounds like a bad knockoff of Judge Dredd.
 
2012-08-22 01:12:55 PM  
I really wish the group of nutjobs that think a form of civil war is an option would look at what happens during such wars. Looking at examples in recent memory, the Breakup of Yugoslavia or the mess in Liberia the violence lasts years and during the active period genocide becomes widespread. The settling of long simmering disputes is settled with guns and no one is left unaffected by the bloodshed. For a group that has a stated purpose of reverting the country back to earlier views they would be correct that would happen, the problem being how far back and how much of lose of stature on the world stage it really would be and could actually make the US vulnerable to invasion something very unlikely even with the current leadership.
 
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2012-08-22 01:14:54 PM  
Go for it hillbilly. We ended reconstruction about 300 years too soon anyway.
 
2012-08-22 01:15:36 PM  
I admit, I just do NOT get this whole UN-takeover conspiracy.
 
2012-08-22 01:17:37 PM  
Epic troll is trolling for votes.

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/cuz ya know, secession worked out well last time
//and now both sides have nukes!
 
2012-08-22 01:17:45 PM  
I'm amazed someone that delusional can put pants on in the morning, let alone hold down a job, let alone a job that generally requires occasional coherence.

Seriously, how does he manage to clear away enough of the cobwebs in his skull to actually judge cases?
 
2012-08-22 01:17:52 PM  

Vodka Zombie: I admit, I just do NOT get this whole UN-takeover conspiracy.


I don't get it either. Or the conspiracy behind Obama's place of birth, or the whole 'Obama's gonna take my guns away' thing either.
 
2012-08-22 01:21:32 PM  

Cythraul: Vodka Zombie: I admit, I just do NOT get this whole UN-takeover conspiracy.

I don't get it either. Or the conspiracy behind Obama's place of birth, or the whole 'Obama's gonna take my guns away' thing either.


Well, with the gun thing, you can easily see who profits when these panicked gun nuts go on a buying spree. The birth thing is pretty much simple racism designed to treat Obama as an "other" to be feared and hated.

The UN thing?

No idea.
 
2012-08-22 01:22:03 PM  
Judge TomDick Head, a county judge in Lubbock, Texas, announced on a local television station that he would personally join the resistance against a United Nations' takeover of American sovereignty, which he says will occur if Obama is reelected


FTFH
 
2012-08-22 01:25:04 PM  
Sounds like he's threatening insurrection against the lawfully elected government of the United States. Like all those radical clerics and terrorists in the Middle East that Obama has been drone striking the shiat out of.
 
2012-08-22 01:25:47 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Judge Head? He even sounds like a bad knockoff of Judge Dredd.



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"You got a name? What do they call you?"

"Jughead."

"Jughead. My mother's name was Jughead."

"Well, l've been thinking of changing it..."

"Why? lt's a good American name."
 
2012-08-22 01:28:40 PM  
A paranoid, treasonous judge...

Yeah. That's a pretty dangerous thing. Think anyone will ever get a fair trial in that county?
 
2012-08-22 01:29:00 PM  

Cythraul: Vodka Zombie: I admit, I just do NOT get this whole UN-takeover conspiracy.

I don't get it either. Or the conspiracy behind Obama's place of birth, or the whole 'Obama's gonna take my guns away' thing either.


That's because you guys have what I like to call "frontal lobes."
 
2012-08-22 01:31:15 PM  

Vodka Zombie: Cythraul: Vodka Zombie: I admit, I just do NOT get this whole UN-takeover conspiracy.

I don't get it either. Or the conspiracy behind Obama's place of birth, or the whole 'Obama's gonna take my guns away' thing either.

Well, with the gun thing, you can easily see who profits when these panicked gun nuts go on a buying spree. The birth thing is pretty much simple racism designed to treat Obama as an "other" to be feared and hated.

The UN thing?

No idea.


It's related to european socialism. The UN is going to take our guns and turn us into another state of the EU and it will be socialisms and gulags for all.
 
2012-08-22 01:36:04 PM  
If Obama wins, someone should troll the hell out of this guy by sending a flashmob in military costumes to his front door.
 
2012-08-22 01:37:05 PM  
I know this guy and have even done probates in his Court. He is scarier and stupider than these comments make him look.
 
2012-08-22 01:37:25 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: If Obama wins, someone should troll the hell out of this guy by sending a flashmob in military costumes to his front door.


I certainly am not going to suggest that. I'd rather not be responsible for dead flashmobers after this judge comes out guns blazin'.
 
2012-08-22 01:47:23 PM  

Cythraul: Grand_Moff_Joseph: If Obama wins, someone should troll the hell out of this guy by sending a flashmob in military costumes to his front door.

I certainly am not going to suggest that. I'd rather not be responsible for dead flashmobers after this judge comes out guns blazin'.


I have a feeling that wouldn't happen. Like most of the these nutjobs they're all talk. If a mob of blue-helmeted UN soldiers showed up at their door he'd be pissing his pants in a closet crying for his mommy.
 
2012-08-22 01:55:13 PM  
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2012-08-22 01:55:26 PM  

Cythraul: Judge Tom Head, a county judge in Lubbock, Texas, announced on a local television station that he would personally join the resistance against a United Nations' takeover of American sovereignty, which he says will occur if Obama is reelected:

HAHAHAHA! And this guy is a Judge!


Now you know why legal professionals consider Texas the retarded cousin of the American legal system and know better than to try to convince a judge in any other state to follow precedent set in TX
 
2012-08-22 01:56:06 PM  
is this guy suffering from some sort of organic brain damage or disease?
 
2012-08-22 01:57:09 PM  
Hoverines!!
 
2012-08-22 01:57:58 PM  

Blues_X: Jesus Christ, how did our country produce this many complete dipshiats?


They've always been here, but the blah person in the White House has emboldened them to step forward, into the light.
 
2012-08-22 01:58:19 PM  
Just shut up, you dumb farker.
 
2012-08-22 01:59:26 PM  
I wouldn't want to be a black gay lesbian up on charges in that guy's court.
 
2012-08-22 02:00:39 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Just shut up, you dumb farker.


no, no...let him talk! in fact, I think he should get his own reality TV show.
 
2012-08-22 02:04:47 PM  
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2012-08-22 02:11:14 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: If Obama wins, someone should troll the hell out of this guy by sending a flashmob in military costumes to his front door.


In Texas, are you crazy? The rednecks would be picking them off like flies, we would have to send in the real military to save them.
 
2012-08-22 02:12:25 PM  
Man, anyone convicted of anything in his court should ask for a retrial. Yesterday.
 
2012-08-22 02:21:37 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: If Obama wins, someone should troll the hell out of this guy by sending a flashmob in military costumes to his front door.


Oh please oh please let them be a dancing flashmob.
 
2012-08-22 02:21:42 PM  

mr_bunny: Man, anyone convicted of anything in his court should ask for a retrial. Yesterday.


could you imagine being a black person and having to stand before him and expect a fair trial?
 
2012-08-22 02:35:09 PM  

eurotrader: I really wish the group of nutjobs that think a form of civil war is an option would look at what happens during such wars.


As an intellectual exercise, what's the most "civilized" country to undergo a civil war recently? The Balkans certainly seem to be up there, but I think you could make a case for the UK (in Northern Ireland), Israel (viz. Palestine), or the Mexican drug war.
 
2012-08-22 02:35:46 PM  

gilgigamesh: I'm amazed someone that delusional can put pants on in the morning, let alone hold down a job, let alone a job that generally requires occasional coherence.

Seriously, how does he manage to clear away enough of the cobwebs in his skull to actually judge cases?


He likely uses a cocktail of Ambien, Prozac and Viagra that is washed down with two Red Bulls and a 5-hour Energy.
 
2012-08-22 02:38:45 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: If Obama wins, someone should troll the hell out of this guy by sending a flashmob in military costumes of camouflage-themed drag queens to his front door.


Improved.
 
2012-08-22 02:42:24 PM  
It's a crazy train drag race.
 
2012-08-22 02:51:38 PM  
Texas still trying to make a bid for the next Fark tag? May be too late... Arizona has been bringing it lately.
 
2012-08-22 03:01:37 PM  
STFU Judge Roy Peen.
 
2012-08-22 03:25:09 PM  
He seems slightly more sane than the time cube guy.
 
2012-08-22 03:31:10 PM  
That was one of the most insane things I've ever seen.
 
2012-08-22 03:33:38 PM  

gilgigamesh: I'm amazed someone that delusional can put pants on in the morning, let alone hold down a job, let alone a job that generally requires occasional coherence.

Seriously, how does he manage to clear away enough of the cobwebs in his skull to actually judge cases?


The kickbacks from the for-profit prisons? or Guilty, Guilty, White, Guilty, Guilty, Don't I know your father?...
Probably some of both.
 
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