Lady Gaga's producer?

The German Chancellor, Angela Merkel. Also the nicest tits.

I'm drawn to powerful women....like a crab to pubic hair.

I've never really understood why raw earned income has anything to do with "power". I'm sure I'd take Lady Gaga's dough, but she's got almost no control over herself, the music she makes, or her tour schedule, and the only truly artistic and inspired performance you'll ever see out of a music executive is how they can take 56 million gross and turn it into about $3.50 to the artist, after "production costs".

Hillary Clinton, Merkel, Lady Gaga: Who's More Most Powerful? 

For shame, CNBC

AdolfOliverPanties: Whew! It thought this was a Marry-Fark-Kill thing.

Marry: Merkel
Fark: Gaga
Kill: Clinton.

seems pretty straight up.

By being the leader of the largest and most powerful member of the Eurozone, either the 1st or 2nd largest economy in the world depending on who you ask, Merkel is the de facto leader of European Union.

Yeah, I'd say she's probably the most powerful woman alive. In fact, in the entirety of human history, I'd put her at number 2, right behind Queen Victoria.

Separate, none of them are truly powerful.
However, when they combine their forms and become Dolt-tron...well their powers would be comparable to a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.

Lucky LaRue: Merkel. Unless you are including the power of raw sexuality, then it's Hillary.

I hope you burn for making me picture that... Bastage!

Hillary gave the go ahead to kill Osama. No contest

Mr Guy: I've never really understood why raw earned income has anything to do with "power".>

I don't think it necessarily has to do with income... If it did, then Gina Rinehart would have topped the list.

Gaga: +2 Charisma, +2 Agility, -2 Vitality, -1 Wisdom
Hillary: +3 Strength, -1 Charisma, +1 Vitality, -2 Agility
Merkel: -3 Charisma, +2 Strength, -1 Vitality,

Mage, Fighter, Thief.

Pussy Riot is everything that Lady Gaga wishes she was.

fireclown: AdolfOliverPanties: Whew! It thought this was a Marry-Fark-Kill thing.

Marry: Merkel
Fark: Gaga
Kill: Clinton.

seems pretty straight up.

Marry: Clinton
Fark: Merkel
Kill: Gaga

If I was given the opportunity to spend a day with each of these three women, I think I'd find plenty to talk about with Mrs Clinton and Mrs Merkel. Most likely I'd want extra time with both of them.

I'd ask if I could skip Lady Gaga.

The former President of the U.S. tried to give Merkel a backrub, and she shrugged him off like he was a nobody. So, Merkel.

Me + Clinton + Merkel + 1 gallon jug of lube = best threesome evar.

The fish + diarrhea + armipit + patchouli + roadkill smell of gaga's vag = limp and vomiting

I thought Gaga's 15 minutes were over.

Isn't a Merkel that thing you wear to cover up that you've shaved yer pubes because of crabs?


...Merkin? Oh, nevermind

Her. Joan would kick Clinton's ass, then saddle and ride Merkel over to Gaga's house, seduce Gaga, then dump her and leave her sobbing.

fireclown: AdolfOliverPanties: Whew! It thought this was a Marry-Fark-Kill thing.

Marry: Merkel
Fark: Gaga
Kill: Clinton.

seems pretty straight up.

(in best scruffy voice) Second

DivorceWar Veteran: Lucky LaRue: Merkel. Unless you are including the power of raw sexuality, then it's Hillary.

I hope you burn for making me picture that... Bastage!


HILLARY'S RAW SEXUALITY
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