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(The Mercury (Australia))   If you buy this woman's pub, she'll throw in a beer-drinking pig for free   ( divider line
    More: Cool, Ross, Tasmanian  
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2012-08-22 02:50:24 PM  
2 votes:
You say beer-drinking pig. I say pre-marinated bacon.
2012-08-22 02:59:45 PM  
1 vote:
When I was but a wee lad growing up on the farm my dad had a friend who owned a bar. All of the dregs left in the glasses would get poured into a bar sink that drained into a 55 gallon drum. Come mid-October we usually had about 3 drums worth, or about 160+ gallons of 18-20 proof swill.

All of that got dumped into the pig trough. Pigs absolutely *LOVE* getting their drink on. We would give them an hour or two until they all were really, really hammered, then Surprise! It's sausage making time!

/the process goes a lot smoother if the pigs are too drunk to care
2012-08-22 02:53:30 PM  
1 vote:
I'd love to buy the pub, it's just that my SO claims that one drunken pig is more than enough.
2012-08-22 02:49:00 PM  
1 vote:
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