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(The Mercury (Australia))   If you buy this woman's pub, she'll throw in a beer-drinking pig for free   (themercury.com.au) divider line 24
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2012-08-22 01:58:49 PM
NORM!!!

static.whatsontv.co.uk
 
2012-08-22 02:47:43 PM
drunken pig, drunken pig
does whatever a drunk does
he does shots, any size
hits on women like a barfly does
Look out! here comes the drunken pig
 
2012-08-22 02:49:00 PM
Redundant Image is Redundant.
www.themercury.com.au
 
2012-08-22 02:50:24 PM
You say beer-drinking pig. I say pre-marinated bacon.
 
2012-08-22 02:50:28 PM
Those are called patrons subby.
 
2012-08-22 02:52:13 PM

WhippingBoy: You say beer-drinking pig. I say pre-marinated bacon.


hmm... dreams of kobe/waygu-like reared bacon pig.
 
2012-08-22 02:52:13 PM
2.8 ha?
 
2012-08-22 02:53:30 PM
I'd love to buy the pub, it's just that my SO claims that one drunken pig is more than enough.
 
2012-08-22 02:57:25 PM

oneodd1: 2.8 ha?


hectare

hec·tare [hek-tair] Show IPA
noun
a unit of surface, or land, measure equal to 100 ares, or 10,000 square meters: equivalent to 2.471 acres. Abbreviation: ha
 
2012-08-22 02:58:31 PM

BostonFarker: oneodd1: 2.8 ha?

hectare

hec·tare [hek-tair] Show IPA
noun
a unit of surface, or land, measure equal to 100 ares, or 10,000 square meters: equivalent to 2.471 acres. Abbreviation: ha


Yeah I understand the abbreviation. I just can't fathom a "bar" on 7 acres.
 
2012-08-22 02:59:45 PM
When I was but a wee lad growing up on the farm my dad had a friend who owned a bar. All of the dregs left in the glasses would get poured into a bar sink that drained into a 55 gallon drum. Come mid-October we usually had about 3 drums worth, or about 160+ gallons of 18-20 proof swill.

All of that got dumped into the pig trough. Pigs absolutely *LOVE* getting their drink on. We would give them an hour or two until they all were really, really hammered, then Surprise! It's sausage making time!

/the process goes a lot smoother if the pigs are too drunk to care
 
2012-08-22 03:00:52 PM

oneodd1: BostonFarker: oneodd1: 2.8 ha?

hectare

hec·tare [hek-tair] Show IPA
noun
a unit of surface, or land, measure equal to 100 ares, or 10,000 square meters: equivalent to 2.471 acres. Abbreviation: ha

Yeah I understand the abbreviation. I just can't fathom a "bar" on 7 acres.


TFA says something about accommodations (motel?) and a trout creek. So I guess its possible
 
2012-08-22 03:04:35 PM
There's always at least one with every bar, so why not.
 
2012-08-22 03:05:53 PM
Wondering if her husband ever barged into their bedroom while holding a duck under his arm?

/obscure?
 
2012-08-22 03:06:24 PM

Skyd1v: When I was but a wee lad growing up on the farm my dad had a friend who owned a bar. All of the dregs left in the glasses would get poured into a bar sink that drained into a 55 gallon drum. Come mid-October we usually had about 3 drums worth, or about 160+ gallons of 18-20 proof swill.

All of that got dumped into the pig trough. Pigs absolutely *LOVE* getting their drink on. We would give them an hour or two until they all were really, really hammered, then Surprise! It's sausage making time!

/the process goes a lot smoother if the pigs are too drunk to care


That's CSB+1 right there.
 
2012-08-22 03:20:13 PM
Big deal. The new owners just need to have Ladies Night if they want a bunch of beer-drinking pigs to show up.
 
2012-08-22 03:34:22 PM

Babboonrash: Wondering if her husband ever barged into their bedroom while holding a duck under his arm?

/obscure?


You idiot, that's a duck!

wasn't talking to you
 
2012-08-22 03:34:59 PM

FirstNationalBastard: NORM!!!

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ya know, by modern standards Norm doesn't look so bad.
 
2012-08-22 03:38:06 PM
How much for just the pig?
 
2012-08-22 04:02:33 PM
Drew?
 
2012-08-22 04:38:29 PM
Booze AND bacon? Hells yeah.
 
2012-08-22 05:33:06 PM
So the pub owner comes with it?
 
2012-08-22 05:34:02 PM
Whew! I thought something had happened to Norma, and that the Mt. Pellier Domino Club on St. Croix was for sale.

Have the Mamawanna if you ever go there.
 
2012-08-22 07:41:04 PM
The pig in question?

www.crschools.net
 
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