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(Fox News)   Johnson & Johnson recalls medical bone putty. Surgeons also recall the product, probably as 'that stuff that caught on fire during surgery.'   (foxnews.com) divider line 18
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2012-08-22 12:26:19 PM
Hot nurse thread?

howcool.com

/would like to fill her with my bone putty.
 
2012-08-22 12:40:50 PM
Hmmmmm and how do you recall stuff already in someone's body?

"Yeah, we're gonna need you to cut off your arm and send it in. It's got that putty stuff in it and it's being recalled".
 
2012-08-22 12:41:15 PM
That's silly.
 
2012-08-22 12:41:53 PM
Did you here the one about the Newly Wed Couple that didn't know the difference between KY Jelly and Putty?


Their new window fell out . . . .
 
2012-08-22 12:42:42 PM

FirstNationalBastard: /would like to fill her with my bone putty.


yikes
 
2012-08-22 12:42:58 PM
johnson, bone, putty ... there's a dick joke in there somewhere. for shame, subby.
 
2012-08-22 12:46:25 PM
Only catches on fire during sex - married recipients should be safe.
 
2012-08-22 12:47:25 PM
But how will I treat my boneitis?
 
2012-08-22 12:51:23 PM
"It's my putty and I'll fry if I want to..."
 
2012-08-22 12:55:24 PM
i2.listal.com
 
2012-08-22 12:57:49 PM
I've never had Bondo catch fire
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2012-08-22 12:59:10 PM
Yanno, you'd figure that you'd really want pyros in your testing department for this very reason.

Then again I'd think the natural impulse to add fire to all sorts of things "just to see what happens" would have uncovered this problem pretty early in the product's lifespan.
 
2012-08-22 12:59:42 PM
"Medical Bone Putty" sounds like the name of a blues guitarist from the 1940s.

/Got nothing.
 
2012-08-22 01:13:57 PM
LOL I thought we are like totes 3D printing organs and bones now?
 
2012-08-22 01:40:11 PM

The Flexecutioner: johnson, bone, putty ... there's a dick joke in there somewhere. for shame, subby.


Especially when the headline starts "Johnson and Johnson unit".
 
2012-08-22 02:06:23 PM

Walker: Hmmmmm and how do you recall stuff already in someone's body?

"Yeah, we're gonna need you to cut off your arm and send it in. It's got that putty stuff in it and it's being recalled".


You didn't think that through before hitting "add comment," did you?
 
2012-08-22 03:27:07 PM
At some point, Johnson and Johnson's going to have to address whether or not they want to purchase the FDA. They're as bad at making safe products as our "greatest" financial institutions are at investing. There was a bet in some billionairre club somewhere. We're all losing and someone's laughing.
 
2012-08-22 04:17:10 PM
...so Industrial and Recreational Bone Putties are unaffected? Need info...soonish.
 
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