FirstNationalBastard: /would like to fill her with my bone putty.
The Flexecutioner: johnson, bone, putty ... there's a dick joke in there somewhere. for shame, subby.
Walker: Hmmmmm and how do you recall stuff already in someone's body?"Yeah, we're gonna need you to cut off your arm and send it in. It's got that putty stuff in it and it's being recalled".
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