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(CNN)   Five things you should never send as text message......#5..."Your Junk". Bah, CNN, *prudes*. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED   (cnn.com) divider line 140
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2012-08-22 12:29:34 PM
i.imgur.com

/yeah, I went there.
 
2012-08-22 12:32:45 PM
According to a Pew Research Center study that is (according to the Times) due out later this year, 6% of American adults -- that's one in 17 upstanding citizens -- has sent a nude or nearly nude (but not "never-nude") photo on a cell phone

Only 6% of adults? I'd say about 80% of teenagers have done it. Not that I've seen the pics. Ummm I'll just have a seat over there.
 
2012-08-22 12:33:26 PM
Hell, I'll text message my wang HERE

uu====D
 
2012-08-22 12:37:54 PM
www.nufsaid.net
 
2012-08-22 12:40:57 PM

Walker: According to a Pew Research Center study that is (according to the Times) due out later this year, 6% of American adults -- that's one in 17 upstanding citizens -- has sent a nude or nearly nude (but not "never-nude") photo on a cell phone

Only 6% of adults? I'd say about 80% of teenagers have done it. Not that I've seen the pics. Ummm I'll just have a seat over there.



I get the feeling that political vetting is going to get really interesting over the next three decades or so.
 
2012-08-22 12:45:23 PM

Walker: According to a Pew Research Center study that is (according to the Times) due out later this year, 6% of American adults -- that's one in 17 upstanding citizens -- has sent a nude or nearly nude (but not "never-nude") photo on a cell phone

Only 6% of adults? I'd say about 80% of teenagers have done it. Not that I've seen the pics. Ummm I'll just have a seat over there.


And 1 out of every 1 Brett Favres.
 
2012-08-22 01:14:47 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: [www.nufsaid.net image 500x687]


OMG IT'S SO BIG
 
2012-08-22 02:42:37 PM
www.1800gotjunk.comwww.junkyardchronicle.com

/Hot and smelly like an old rotting car.
 
2012-08-22 03:54:34 PM
Can I text a picture of my trunk?
 
2012-08-22 03:54:44 PM
butt hole pics


the BHP will get you everytime
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-08-22 03:54:55 PM
drew curtis violates #3 several times an hour.
 
2012-08-22 03:55:28 PM
those are balls. up close they always look like landscape, but those are balls.
 
2012-08-22 03:56:06 PM
In which CNN lets us know it's aware of Arrested Development.
 
2012-08-22 03:56:07 PM
deadcityradio.org
 
2012-08-22 03:56:37 PM
"Dish has dropped IFC".
 
2012-08-22 03:57:29 PM
Imminent harm/death threats while involved with the court system for battery would be one...
 
2012-08-22 03:57:30 PM
Email in profile.

/just saying
//nearly 10 years as a Farkette, never got any PIE.
 
2012-08-22 03:58:03 PM
Here's a photo of my junk:

chinesejunkboats.tripod.com
 
2012-08-22 03:58:07 PM
seniorsforademocraticsociety.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-22 03:58:26 PM
My cousin asked me to be his best man over text, I texted back, 'maybe you should call me at least about something like that.'
 
2012-08-22 03:58:56 PM

SecretAgentWoman: Email in profile.

/just saying
//nearly 10 years as a Farkette, never got any PIE.


GAME ON!
/that smoke...it's your e-mail server exploding
 
2012-08-22 03:59:03 PM

SecretAgentWoman: Email in profile.

/just saying
//nearly 10 years as a Farkette, never got any PIE.


Your profile counter is about to collapse upon itself.
 
2012-08-22 03:59:22 PM
www.1800gotjunk.com

/After all, some people should have their junk removed.
 
2012-08-22 04:00:38 PM

SecretAgentWoman: Email in profile.

/just saying
//nearly 10 years as a Farkette, never got any PIE.


set your phasers to stunning
 
2012-08-22 04:00:49 PM
Guilty of #3/#4, however...
 
2012-08-22 04:01:05 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-22 04:01:55 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-22 04:02:22 PM
I used to agree with #4....but sometimes you can't make a voice call due to being at work or in another situation where it'd be uncouth to make a voice call
 
2012-08-22 04:03:39 PM

DirkTheDaring: SecretAgentWoman: Email in profile.

/just saying
//nearly 10 years as a Farkette, never got any PIE.

Your profile counter is about to collapse upon itself.


So is her email box.....
 
2012-08-22 04:04:14 PM
JUST IN CASE ANYONE MISSED IT

i.imgur.com

/and bukkake???
 
2012-08-22 04:04:37 PM
An old FWB sent me a pic of her junk this weekend it was a nice suprise, too bad I was at my parents house when I got it.
 
2012-08-22 04:05:41 PM
i2.cdn.turner.com
I'm surprised they taught the gorilla in the accompanying photo to look like he knew how to text
 
2012-08-22 04:06:04 PM
I was broken up with once via text. Made sure to not respond to the regretful desperation texts 2 months later.

biatch.
 
2012-08-22 04:06:29 PM
"Wanna buy some drugs?" strangely absent.
 
2012-08-22 04:06:35 PM

Biness: those are balls. up close they always look like landscape, but those are balls.


I was hoping they were balls.
 
2012-08-22 04:06:39 PM
On my phone, I have two pics of bfs face.... and probably 20 of his junk. And only his junk. Why doesn't anyone else send me junk pics??? *sob* I mean, geez, I may be a taken woman but I do like to be textually harassed at times.
 
2012-08-22 04:06:54 PM
scranton.mylittlefacewhen.com

/except because SecretAgentWoman demanded it.
//YOU MUST give us FOLLOW UP on your E-MAIL STORM
 
2012-08-22 04:06:59 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Biness: those are balls. up close they always look like landscape, but those are balls.

I was hoping they were balls.


last time they were balls
 
2012-08-22 04:07:35 PM

QueenMamaBee: On my phone, I have two pics of bfs face.... and probably 20 of his junk. And only his junk. Why doesn't anyone else send me junk pics??? *sob* I mean, geez, I may be a taken woman but I do like to be textually harassed at times.


.......feels like a trap.......
 
2012-08-22 04:07:48 PM

SlagginOff: I was broken up with once via text. Made sure to not respond to the regretful desperation texts 2 months later.

biatch.


She did not take it well when I dumped her. Sorry about that.
 
2012-08-22 04:07:59 PM

QueenMamaBee: On my phone, I have two pics of bfs face.... and probably 20 of his junk. And only his junk. Why doesn't anyone else send me junk pics??? *sob* I mean, geez, I may be a taken woman but I do like to be textually harassed at times.


THERE IS NO E-MAIL IN YOUR PROFILE!!!

/that would help
 
2012-08-22 04:08:48 PM
6. (to boss) I quit!

/take this job and shove it
 
2012-08-22 04:09:31 PM

QueenMamaBee: On my phone, I have two pics of bfs face.... and probably 20 of his junk. And only his junk. Why doesn't anyone else send me junk pics??? *sob* I mean, geez, I may be a taken woman but I do like to be textually harassed at times.


Between you and SecretAgentWoman, this thread is going to turn into a sausage fest of epic proportions.

/at work, so can't help you out
//not that it's that impressive; I'm sure you'll get better
 
2012-08-22 04:10:32 PM

a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

SecretAgentWoman
QueenMamaBee


/any other farkettes want to jump on the PIE bandwagon?
 
2012-08-22 04:10:58 PM
Since when is an MMS a 'text message'? It's entirely different.
 
2012-08-22 04:11:43 PM

Biness: QueenMamaBee: On my phone, I have two pics of bfs face.... and probably 20 of his junk. And only his junk. Why doesn't anyone else send me junk pics??? *sob* I mean, geez, I may be a taken woman but I do like to be textually harassed at times.

.......feels like a trap.......


Not a trap, just a bored chick who likes junk.
 
2012-08-22 04:12:00 PM

ChipNASA:

SecretAgentWoman
QueenMamaBee



3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-22 04:12:54 PM

QueenMamaBee: Biness: QueenMamaBee: On my phone, I have two pics of bfs face.... and probably 20 of his junk. And only his junk. Why doesn't anyone else send me junk pics??? *sob* I mean, geez, I may be a taken woman but I do like to be textually harassed at times.

.......feels like a trap.......

Not a trap, just a bored chick who likes junk.


hmmm, are we sending this junk for nothin'?
 
2012-08-22 04:13:20 PM

QueenMamaBee: Biness: QueenMamaBee: On my phone, I have two pics of bfs face.... and probably 20 of his junk. And only his junk. Why doesn't anyone else send me junk pics??? *sob* I mean, geez, I may be a taken woman but I do like to be textually harassed at times.

.......feels like a trap.......

Not a trap, just a bored chick who likes junk.


THERE IS NO E-MAIL IN YOUR PROFILE!!!

/just in case you don't get how P.I.E. works
 
2012-08-22 04:14:13 PM

Biness: QueenMamaBee: Biness: QueenMamaBee: On my phone, I have two pics of bfs face.... and probably 20 of his junk. And only his junk. Why doesn't anyone else send me junk pics??? *sob* I mean, geez, I may be a taken woman but I do like to be textually harassed at times.

.......feels like a trap.......

Not a trap, just a bored chick who likes junk.

hmmm, are we sending this junk for nothin'?


Um...... for the pleasure of sending it? :P
 
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