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(RIA Novosti (Russia))   And the next paying space tourist is ...shakes lucky 8-Ball... British singer Sarah Brightman, who once lost her heart to a starship trooper   (en.ria.ru) divider line 52
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2012-08-22 10:35:15 AM  
The 70s were strange.
 
2012-08-22 11:06:04 AM  
Why can't it be David Bowie?

Dude should get to fly for free just for the chance that he might fall out and... well... fall to earth.
 
2012-08-22 12:48:31 PM  
Though you'll see them, please don't say a word
 
2012-08-22 12:51:14 PM  
I used to have a Magic 8-ball that would reveal vague answers to simple yes-or-no questions posed to it. How does a Lucky 8-ball work?

/Do you use it to beat the skulls of pedantic assholes?
 
2012-08-22 12:51:29 PM  
Heck, I'd be willing to give her a good rocket ride. And for far less than 3 mil.
 
2012-08-22 12:52:03 PM  
I won't be heartbroken if they leave that overly breathy biatch up there.
 
2012-08-22 12:52:24 PM  
Who?
 
2012-08-22 12:52:36 PM  
We talkin about that movie with the co-ed shower scene? Yes I owned the VHS and yes that particular part of tape was noticeably more worn than others...

/the enemy cannot fap push a button if you disable his hand
 
2012-08-22 12:52:48 PM  

ShamanGator: Heck, I'd be willing to give her a good rocket ride. And for far less than 3 mil.


Baby wants a ride
Baby wants a ride
She wants a rocket ride
She wants a rocket ride
 
2012-08-22 12:54:05 PM  

AcneVulgaris: ShamanGator: Heck, I'd be willing to give her a good rocket ride. And for far less than 3 mil.

Baby wants a ride
Baby wants a ride
She wants a rocket ride
She wants a rocket ride


Kiss, Alive II, side 4.
 
2012-08-22 12:54:41 PM  
encouters 1 & 2 are not enough for me
what my body needs is close encounter 3!
 
2012-08-22 12:56:32 PM  
Nice subby...

www.comicgenius.com

Video. You wouldn't have realized that your life was incomplete until you watch it.
 
2012-08-22 12:57:21 PM  
Nono honey, it was a metaphor. You won't actually find the top of your ego up there.
 
2012-08-22 01:01:42 PM  

KatjaMouse: Nice subby...

[www.comicgenius.com image 436x436]

Video. You wouldn't have realized that your life was incomplete until you watch it.


Wow... apparently somethings ARE actually obscure on Fark....
 
2012-08-22 01:05:37 PM  

GORDON: AcneVulgaris: ShamanGator: Heck, I'd be willing to give her a good rocket ride. And for far less than 3 mil.

Baby wants a ride
Baby wants a ride
She wants a rocket ride
She wants a rocket ride

Kiss, Alive II, side 4.


Dayum... that was quick.
 
2012-08-22 01:05:43 PM  

cgraves67: I used to have a Magic 8-ball that would reveal vague answers to simple yes-or-no questions posed to it. How does a Lucky 8-ball work?

/Do you use it to beat the skulls of pedantic assholes?


"Signs point to Yes"
 
2012-08-22 01:06:02 PM  
Wow... that song is... awful....
 
2012-08-22 01:07:45 PM  

cgraves67: I used to have a Magic 8-ball that would reveal vague answers to simple yes-or-no questions posed to it. How does a Lucky 8-ball work?

/Do you use it to beat the skulls of pedantic assholes?


I'd just settle for an 8-ball
 
2012-08-22 01:08:35 PM  

KatjaMouse: Nice subby...

[www.comicgenius.com image 436x436]

Video. You wouldn't have realized that your life was incomplete until you watch it.


That was just. Fabulous.
 
2012-08-22 01:10:17 PM  
Meanwhile, in Ethiopia......................
 
2012-08-22 01:11:55 PM  

airsupport: Who?


No, Yes.
 
2012-08-22 01:15:37 PM  

Witchyman: Wow... that song is... awful....


Yes it is! Some truly terrible lyrics all wrapped up in a bad video.
She is a good looking woman, but I am not sure it would be such a bad thing for a reentry malfunction to occur.
 
2012-08-22 01:18:42 PM  
toomanyposts.files.wordpress.com
?
 
2012-08-22 01:25:23 PM  
She's trying to find all the notes she missed.
/It's who you sleep with.
 
2012-08-22 01:28:07 PM  
If we could get Andrea Bocelli to join her it would be "Time to Say Goodbye."

/YYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
2012-08-22 01:28:53 PM  
Bet the contract for this has some mighty fine print.
 
2012-08-22 01:28:56 PM  
 
2012-08-22 01:30:02 PM  

TaylorSalad: Bet the contract for this has some mighty fine print.


Some mighty fine print?
 
2012-08-22 01:31:51 PM  
Got u.s. boys on foreign soil
Spillin' their blood to keep the peace
Cities will vanish in turmoil
While the sheiks lay sleepin' on the beach
We lay it on the line

I like this Starship better
 
2012-08-22 01:32:36 PM  

KatjaMouse: You wouldn't have realized that your life was incomplete until you watch it.


I had no idea how incomplete I was. Thanks! XD
 
2012-08-22 01:34:53 PM  

Old_Chief_Scott: I won't be heartbroken if they leave that overly breathy biatch up there.


Get over it, Carlotta!
 
2012-08-22 01:38:08 PM  

KatjaMouse: TaylorSalad: Bet the contract for this has some mighty fine print.

Some mighty fine print?


Mighty fine.

(Was gonna do a "Chase the Morning" comment but it was almost too easy)

AND. . . . that mighty fine print puts *Sarah* in a mighty fine predicament.
 
2012-08-22 01:42:34 PM  

TaylorSalad: (Was gonna do a "Chase the Morning" comment but it was almost too easy)


When I saw the headline earlier I was trying to make a Chase the Morning reference work in my own submission but it almost sounded like she had died or something. For whatever reason I had a brain fart and totally forgot about Starship Trooper.
 
2012-08-22 01:54:12 PM  
She used to be rather hot, back in the day when she and Hot Gossip appeared on the Kelly Enema Show.

There are probably some pictures out there.

Rotten song, though.
 
2012-08-22 01:58:05 PM  

TaylorSalad: KatjaMouse: TaylorSalad: Bet the contract for this has some mighty fine print.

Some mighty fine print?

Mighty fine.

(Was gonna do a "Chase the Morning" comment but it was almost too easy)

AND. . . . that mighty fine print puts *Sarah* in a mighty fine predicament.


If she up and splits, her trip is forfeit and if Space Adventures and Putin so will it, then a Repo Man will come and she'll pay for that shuttle's gas, shuttle's gas.
 
2012-08-22 01:58:20 PM  

KatjaMouse: TaylorSalad: (Was gonna do a "Chase the Morning" comment but it was almost too easy)

When I saw the headline earlier I was trying to make a Chase the Morning reference work in my own submission but it almost sounded like she had died or something. For whatever reason I had a brain fart and totally forgot about Starship Trooper.


Well don't feel like the Lone Ranger there. I spaced it too. Danced to Zydrate this week so Repo is kinda stuck on earworm. Not necessarily a bad thing.
 
2012-08-22 01:59:15 PM  

Hiro-ACiD: KatjaMouse: You wouldn't have realized that your life was incomplete until you watch it.

I had no idea how incomplete I was. Thanks! XD


Ditto.

I feel oddly fulfilled. Oh wait, no, that's just my stomach aching from laughter after watching that video 3 times in a row
 
2012-08-22 02:04:55 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-22 02:07:25 PM  
What if she meets a space alien that hides behind a mask?
 
2012-08-22 02:07:42 PM  

Jizz Master Zero: TaylorSalad: KatjaMouse: TaylorSalad: Bet the contract for this has some mighty fine print.

Some mighty fine print?

Mighty fine.

(Was gonna do a "Chase the Morning" comment but it was almost too easy)

AND. . . . that mighty fine print puts *Sarah* in a mighty fine predicament.

If she up and splits, her trip is forfeit and if Space Adventures and Putin so will it, then a Repo Man will come and she'll pay for that shuttle's gas, shuttle's gas.


*THAT* was unbelievably awesome. Major kudos!
 
2012-08-22 02:12:56 PM  

orclover: [toomanyposts.files.wordpress.com image 450x365]
?


You ain't kidding...I lost my heart to that particular Starship Trooper long ago.

Met her this year at Phoenix Comicon...my God that woman is gorgeous! Much more now than back then.
 
2012-08-22 02:20:46 PM  
 
2012-08-22 02:20:51 PM  
Would you like to know more?
 
2012-08-22 02:31:16 PM  

NephilimNexus: airsupport: Who?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x396]


That is a terrible publicity photo from that movie.
 
2012-08-22 02:48:30 PM  
She drinks her own pee. Actually, she is strange enough that I had to specify that it IS her own. Can't look at her without remembering that and imagining what her breath smells like.
 
2012-08-22 03:10:23 PM  

SharkInfested: I feel oddly fulfilled. Oh wait, no, that's just my stomach aching from laughter after watching that video 3 times in a row


I never knew Freddy Mercury was such an exciting stage dancer.
 
2012-08-22 03:11:53 PM  
That's the nice, fat opera singer.
 
2012-08-22 03:27:05 PM  
DreamSnipers 2012-08-22 01:15:37 PM

Witchyman: Wow... that song is... awful....

Yes it is! Some truly terrible lyrics all wrapped up in a bad video.
She is a good looking woman, but I am not sure it would be such a bad thing for a reentry malfunction to occur.


She practically set the space race back by several decades with that awful video and song.
 
2012-08-22 03:33:08 PM  

KatjaMouse: Nice subby...

[www.comicgenius.com image 436x436]

Video. You wouldn't have realized that your life was incomplete until you watch it.


I.
Hate.
You.

/You're subby, aren't you?
 
2012-08-22 04:23:21 PM  

KatjaMouse: Nice subby...

[www.comicgenius.com image 436x436]

Video. You wouldn't have realized that your life was incomplete until you watch it.


Sadly, my life was complete. I remember seeing that video- projected on the wall of a disco. And I was dancing there. The shame. It doesn't wash off.
 
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