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(WESH Orlando)   Planned Parenthood protestors target Daniel Tosh's sister-in-law. Which is odd because the protestors also treat rape like a joke   (wesh.com) divider line 17
    More: Florida, Daniel Tosh, Orlando's Planned Parenthood, sister-in-law, Infraction  
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2012-08-22 01:05:09 PM
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I always thought a funny Jackass style prank would be to have a woman in one of those big fake prego-bellies walk past a group of protesters into a PP, take the belly off and walk right back out
2012-08-22 12:05:32 PM
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seadoo2006: howdoibegin: JohnnyCanuck: Soooo....why do Daniel Tosh and his S-I-L share a surname? Am I missing something here?

Gee, that's weird, my sister-in-law has my brother's last name. It's also my last name. You are indeed missing something retardedly obvious.

LOL


He's Canadian, mystery solved.
2012-08-22 12:00:26 PM
2 votes:

JohnnyCanuck: Soooo....why do Daniel Tosh and his S-I-L share a surname? Am I missing something here?


The surgeon looks at the boy and says "I can't operate on him. He's my son."

Also, you don't bury survivors.
2012-08-22 11:58:55 AM
2 votes:

JohnnyCanuck: Soooo....why do Daniel Tosh and his S-I-L share a surname? Am I missing something here?


Gee, that's weird, my sister-in-law has my brother's last name. It's also my last name. You are indeed missing something retardedly obvious.
2012-08-22 11:42:16 AM
2 votes:

ChipNASA: It's not like it was illegitimate rape rape


And for that, we thank you.
2012-08-22 02:18:17 PM
1 votes:

JohnnyCanuck: Soooo....why do Daniel Tosh and his S-I-L share a surname? Am I missing something here?


A chromosome, maybe?
2012-08-22 12:46:08 PM
1 votes:

KrustyKitten: neversubmit: So a Girl Walks into a Comedy Club....


This is something that happened to a friend of mine in her own words.


/not my blog
//i don't blog
///i do slash

Yep. Don't you think she was being a teeny tiny bit over sensitive and AWish? Maybe it's just me but with all the rape threads from yesterday and that lame rape song I'm worn out from all the rapety rape rape.

/my rape song goes to the tune of "Master of Puppets".
//Master! Raper!


I think I heard your song.

Master of rapers is pulling your hair
Thrown on the ground, blood everywhere
All that matters is you still have a hole
Pull down the pants and in we go

/I need a shower now
//and about 62 bars of soap
2012-08-22 12:03:59 PM
1 votes:

seadoo2006: I just find it funny that people protest an organization which provides so many OTHER services than abortions. Hell, the one my SO and I frequent doesn't even have a facility for that. They simple to OB-GYN checkups, birth control shots (the reason we go), and free or low-cost contraceptives.

I tried to have this argument with my overly conservative father (no good very bad idea), I pulled out the recent numbers from our local PP, where I personally go to get my woman health services because it's all that I can afford... none of that mattered to him. At first he said: My god tells me that all life is sacred... I cut him off and reminded him that we do not live in a Theocracy and again pointed the numbers involving simply women's health services.
So then he went the I'd rather pay for you to go to a real OBGYN than PP to which I responded that he had brought me up to be more bootstrappy than that and I would not accept his handouts (the look on his face while he processed that one was awesome!).

2012-08-22 11:57:29 AM
1 votes:

Optimus Primate: This is why I always carry a spray bottle of human urine in my backpack. It is remarkably effective and crowd dispersement.


I always carry a full bladder. Works wonders. If you thought just urine dispersing a crowd was effective. whipping it out and hosing people is at least 1.5x more effective.
2012-08-22 11:53:17 AM
1 votes:

Demonrats: My brain is a diseased rodent


You WISH.
2012-08-22 11:52:23 AM
1 votes:

Optimus Primate: This is why I always carry a spray bottle of human urine in my backpack. It is remarkably effective and crowd dispersement.


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2012-08-22 11:47:56 AM
1 votes:
Stand your ground. It is Florida.
2012-08-22 11:46:32 AM
1 votes:

Optimus Primate: This is why I always carry a spray bottle of human urine in my backpack. It is remarkably effective and crowd dispersement.


Plus, it's awfully tasty and refreshing when spritzed on salads!
2012-08-22 11:42:35 AM
1 votes:

LarryDan43: doubled99: So much for attempted humor in the headlines, I guess.

It works if you like Dane Cook.


I thought Daniel Tosh was the guy with the ventriloquist act... you know, with the purple puppet and the jalapeno....
2012-08-22 11:41:02 AM
1 votes:
This is why I always carry a spray bottle of human urine in my backpack. It is remarkably effective and crowd dispersement.
2012-08-22 11:40:40 AM
1 votes:
It's not like it was illegitimate rape rape
2012-08-22 11:38:10 AM
1 votes:
So much for attempted humor in the headlines, I guess.
 
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