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(WESH Orlando)   Planned Parenthood protestors target Daniel Tosh's sister-in-law. Which is odd because the protestors also treat rape like a joke   (wesh.com) divider line 130
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2012-08-22 11:38:10 AM
So much for attempted humor in the headlines, I guess.
 
2012-08-22 11:38:47 AM
To the Planned Parenthood Protesters,

Please remove yourselves from society.

Signed,

Sane Americans Everywhere.
 
2012-08-22 11:40:22 AM

doubled99: So much for attempted humor in the headlines, I guess.


It works if you like Dane Cook.
 
2012-08-22 11:40:40 AM
It's not like it was illegitimate rape rape
 
2012-08-22 11:40:51 AM

seadoo2006: To the Planned Parenthood Protesters,

Please remove yourselves from society.

Signed,

Sane Americans Everywhere.


QFT
 
2012-08-22 11:41:02 AM
This is why I always carry a spray bottle of human urine in my backpack. It is remarkably effective and crowd dispersement.
 
2012-08-22 11:42:16 AM

ChipNASA: It's not like it was illegitimate rape rape


And for that, we thank you.
 
2012-08-22 11:42:35 AM

LarryDan43: doubled99: So much for attempted humor in the headlines, I guess.

It works if you like Dane Cook.


I thought Daniel Tosh was the guy with the ventriloquist act... you know, with the purple puppet and the jalapeno....
 
2012-08-22 11:43:18 AM
Look if these people were harassing me as an individual at my own home, preventing me from entering my home, etc, I would probably beat them bloody until they got out of my way. Home is where safety is. Castle doctrine states you have no duty to retreat away from, deeper into, or out of your home. If you are being blocked from your home, you are being blocked from safety, which is threatening.

You can protest governments. You can protest businesses. Just get the fark out of the way when people try to pass. But when you're standing outside of an individual's home, preventing them peaceful ingress or egress, you have crossed a farking line.
 
2012-08-22 11:44:22 AM
Why would Planned Parenthood protest their own people? Oh right, submitter mangled the headline.
 
2012-08-22 11:44:26 AM
FTFH I had no clue who was protesting who and why.

RTFA - the people protesting were ANTI-PP. From the headline I thought they were protestors FROM PP.

Also, good plan. Protest and act like a douche to the sister in law of a guy with a national audience and a penchant for saying mean things on air. I'm sure it won't TOTALLY backfire...
 
2012-08-22 11:44:32 AM
Considering the murders that have come from these protests, call that shiat in to the police. Stalking and harassing you at home? Find a way to get them charged with terrorism.
 
2012-08-22 11:44:39 AM
Video of protesters outside the Tosh house, singing shiatty songs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvB4E9__FAU

Link
 
2012-08-22 11:45:27 AM
Mulligan's frequent abortion club...

tosh.comedycentral.com
 
2012-08-22 11:45:59 AM

bluefoxicy: Look if these people were harassing me as an individual at my own home, preventing me from entering my home, etc, I would probably beat them bloody until they got out of my way. Home is where safety is. Castle doctrine states you have no duty to retreat away from, deeper into, or out of your home. If you are being blocked from your home, you are being blocked from safety, which is threatening.

You can protest governments. You can protest businesses. Just get the fark out of the way when people try to pass. But when you're standing outside of an individual's home, preventing them peaceful ingress or egress, you have crossed a farking line.


It was in Orlando. CC and Stand Your Ground state. Home doesn't even have to come into play.

That said, shooting protestors MAY not be the best way to support your point.
 
2012-08-22 11:46:21 AM
... people are still mad about that?
 
2012-08-22 11:46:24 AM

Kuroshin: Considering the murders that have come from these protests, call that shiat in to the police. Stalking and harassing you at home? Find a way to get them charged with terrorism.


They apparently did. In the video I linked above (which I only scrolled through) at one point a police car is at their house and an officer is talking to them.
 
2012-08-22 11:46:32 AM

Optimus Primate: This is why I always carry a spray bottle of human urine in my backpack. It is remarkably effective and crowd dispersement.


Plus, it's awfully tasty and refreshing when spritzed on salads!
 
2012-08-22 11:47:33 AM
They live in my friends neighborhood, so we are getting a kick out of this story.

/her husband owns a video game company here
//or maybe its his brother
///Daniel Tosh was on the cover of my last alumni newsletter (-__-)
 
2012-08-22 11:47:48 AM
These are the same type of people that protested the ACLU when they were defending NAMBLA's right to post ways to, places to find, and possible boys to diddle. Kid diddling is only 2% of the ACLU's platform. Do we want to throw the baby (aborted or not) out with the bath water?
 
2012-08-22 11:47:51 AM
Is there any way that all parties could lose from this?

Tosh = Dane Cook 2.0
 
2012-08-22 11:47:56 AM
Stand your ground. It is Florida.
 
2012-08-22 11:48:22 AM
Not surprising. Rabid anti-choice fetus worshippers have been doing this sort of thing for decades.
 
2012-08-22 11:48:46 AM
There is no war on women, there has never been a war on women and any one who says different if a liberal or a woman.
 
2012-08-22 11:48:46 AM
Those chucklefarks still protest PP? I though they were starting to embrace birth control.

/to bad it's, ya know, rape and all...but still a progressive step
 
2012-08-22 11:48:58 AM
I just find it funny that people protest an organization which provides so many OTHER services than abortions. Hell, the one my SO and I frequent doesn't even have a facility for that. They simple to OB-GYN checkups, birth control shots (the reason we go), and free or low-cost contraceptives.

It's like people get into this fervor over things like this where rational thinking leaves and all that's left is rabid, raw emotion. Then again, people that have the time or take the effort to picket someone's HOME generally are devoid of any functioning brain cells anyways.

/Sign, If only they were aborted ...
 
2012-08-22 11:51:34 AM
RAPE *IS* A JOKE. BECAUSE A WOMAN IS OBLIGATED TO SAY "NO" VERBALLY. even if she meant YES

btw quick question before sex is it normal for women to answer YES/NO questions like a scantron reader
 
2012-08-22 11:52:16 AM

seadoo2006: I just find it funny that people protest an organization which provides so many OTHER services than abortions. Hell, the one my SO and I frequent doesn't even have a facility for that. They simple to OB-GYN checkups, birth control shots (the reason we go), and free or low-cost contraceptives.

It's like people get into this fervor over things like this where rational thinking leaves and all that's left is rabid, raw emotion. Then again, people that have the time or take the effort to picket someone's HOME generally are devoid of any functioning brain cells anyways.

/Sign, If only they were aborted ...


^THIS

Why do the protesters hate women?
 
2012-08-22 11:52:23 AM

Optimus Primate: This is why I always carry a spray bottle of human urine in my backpack. It is remarkably effective and crowd dispersement.


tf2wiki.net
 
2012-08-22 11:53:17 AM

Demonrats: My brain is a diseased rodent


You WISH.
 
2012-08-22 11:54:37 AM
Soooo....why do Daniel Tosh and his S-I-L share a surname? Am I missing something here?
 
2012-08-22 11:54:54 AM

Deneb81: bluefoxicy: Look if these people were harassing me as an individual at my own home, preventing me from entering my home, etc, I would probably beat them bloody until they got out of my way. Home is where safety is. Castle doctrine states you have no duty to retreat away from, deeper into, or out of your home. If you are being blocked from your home, you are being blocked from safety, which is threatening.

You can protest governments. You can protest businesses. Just get the fark out of the way when people try to pass. But when you're standing outside of an individual's home, preventing them peaceful ingress or egress, you have crossed a farking line.

It was in Orlando. CC and Stand Your Ground state. Home doesn't even have to come into play.

That said, shooting protestors MAY not be the best way to support your point.


But it is so satisfying!
 
2012-08-22 11:55:22 AM

emersonbiggins: Is there any way that all parties could lose from this?

Tosh = Dane Cook 2.0


He used t be funny. Now he just tries to shock people by acting queer.
 
2012-08-22 11:55:40 AM

pute kisses like a man: Optimus Primate: This is why I always carry a spray bottle of human urine in my backpack. It is remarkably effective and crowd dispersement.

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is it normal that i read "Jarate" as Jarite as a new form of yeast extract? and Karate as Marmite.?>?>
 
2012-08-22 11:56:21 AM
These farking people.
 
2012-08-22 11:56:26 AM

JohnnyCanuck: Soooo....why do Daniel Tosh and his S-I-L share a surname? Am I missing something here?


You're joking, right?
 
2012-08-22 11:57:02 AM
she should pull a zimmerman and stand her ground
 
2012-08-22 11:57:29 AM

Optimus Primate: This is why I always carry a spray bottle of human urine in my backpack. It is remarkably effective and crowd dispersement.


I always carry a full bladder. Works wonders. If you thought just urine dispersing a crowd was effective. whipping it out and hosing people is at least 1.5x more effective.
 
2012-08-22 11:58:12 AM

Needlessly Complicated: LarryDan43: doubled99: So much for attempted humor in the headlines, I guess.

It works if you like Dane Cook.

I thought Daniel Tosh was the guy with the ventriloquist act... you know, with the purple puppet and the jalapeno....


on a steeeeeeeek
 
2012-08-22 11:58:55 AM

JohnnyCanuck: Soooo....why do Daniel Tosh and his S-I-L share a surname? Am I missing something here?


Gee, that's weird, my sister-in-law has my brother's last name. It's also my last name. You are indeed missing something retardedly obvious.
 
2012-08-22 11:59:47 AM

JohnnyCanuck: Soooo....why do Daniel Tosh and his S-I-L share a surname? Am I missing something here?


You're missing something.
 
2012-08-22 12:00:26 PM

JohnnyCanuck: Soooo....why do Daniel Tosh and his S-I-L share a surname? Am I missing something here?


The surgeon looks at the boy and says "I can't operate on him. He's my son."

Also, you don't bury survivors.
 
2012-08-22 12:01:32 PM

Crewmannumber6: JohnnyCanuck: Soooo....why do Daniel Tosh and his S-I-L share a surname? Am I missing something here?

You're joking, right?


Beat me to it. I hope it's a joke. But I have a feeling it's not.
 
2012-08-22 12:01:58 PM

howdoibegin: JohnnyCanuck: Soooo....why do Daniel Tosh and his S-I-L share a surname? Am I missing something here?

Gee, that's weird, my sister-in-law has my brother's last name. It's also my last name. You are indeed missing something retardedly obvious.


LOL
 
2012-08-22 12:03:59 PM

seadoo2006: I just find it funny that people protest an organization which provides so many OTHER services than abortions. Hell, the one my SO and I frequent doesn't even have a facility for that. They simple to OB-GYN checkups, birth control shots (the reason we go), and free or low-cost contraceptives.

I tried to have this argument with my overly conservative father (no good very bad idea), I pulled out the recent numbers from our local PP, where I personally go to get my woman health services because it's all that I can afford... none of that mattered to him. At first he said: My god tells me that all life is sacred... I cut him off and reminded him that we do not live in a Theocracy and again pointed the numbers involving simply women's health services.
So then he went the I'd rather pay for you to go to a real OBGYN than PP to which I responded that he had brought me up to be more bootstrappy than that and I would not accept his handouts (the look on his face while he processed that one was awesome!).

 
2012-08-22 12:05:06 PM
I love the replies. Good job & thanks!

\but yeah, seriously...having a rough day. I had a lotta beer last night and still made it to work.
 
2012-08-22 12:05:32 PM

seadoo2006: howdoibegin: JohnnyCanuck: Soooo....why do Daniel Tosh and his S-I-L share a surname? Am I missing something here?

Gee, that's weird, my sister-in-law has my brother's last name. It's also my last name. You are indeed missing something retardedly obvious.

LOL


He's Canadian, mystery solved.
 
2012-08-22 12:05:39 PM
WTH tags?
 
2012-08-22 12:07:24 PM

Deneb81: bluefoxicy: Look if these people were harassing me as an individual at my own home, preventing me from entering my home, etc, I would probably beat them bloody until they got out of my way. Home is where safety is. Castle doctrine states you have no duty to retreat away from, deeper into, or out of your home. If you are being blocked from your home, you are being blocked from safety, which is threatening.

You can protest governments. You can protest businesses. Just get the fark out of the way when people try to pass. But when you're standing outside of an individual's home, preventing them peaceful ingress or egress, you have crossed a farking line.

It was in Orlando. CC and Stand Your Ground state. Home doesn't even have to come into play.

That said, shooting protestors MAY not be the best way to support your point.


I didn't say shoot them. They brought an army to my door. Literally, to my farking door. They are going to get the hell out of my way or I am going to FORCE my way TO MY HOUSE. WITH VIOLENCE.

But there's no reason to just whip out the gun and start shooting.
 
2012-08-22 12:08:29 PM

JohnnyCanuck: Soooo....why do Daniel Tosh and his S-I-L share a surname? Am I missing something here?


she's married to his brother?
 
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