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(WESH Orlando)   Planned Parenthood protestors target Daniel Tosh's sister-in-law. Which is odd because the protestors also treat rape like a joke   (wesh.com) divider line 130
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2012-08-22 12:10:02 PM  
I wonder how many people who supported OWS tactics are now going to flip-flop when they don't like the message or target.
 
2012-08-22 12:10:29 PM  

bluefoxicy: Deneb81: bluefoxicy: Look if these people were harassing me as an individual at my own home, preventing me from entering my home, etc, I would probably beat them bloody until they got out of my way. Home is where safety is. Castle doctrine states you have no duty to retreat away from, deeper into, or out of your home. If you are being blocked from your home, you are being blocked from safety, which is threatening.

You can protest governments. You can protest businesses. Just get the fark out of the way when people try to pass. But when you're standing outside of an individual's home, preventing them peaceful ingress or egress, you have crossed a farking line.

It was in Orlando. CC and Stand Your Ground state. Home doesn't even have to come into play.

That said, shooting protestors MAY not be the best way to support your point.

I didn't say shoot them. They brought an army to my door. Literally, to my farking door. They are going to get the hell out of my way or I am going to FORCE my way TO MY HOUSE. WITH VIOLENCE.

But there's no reason to just whip out the gun and start shooting.


Ya. That lady should have put down her three-year-old, and beat that crowd of 30 people.

/facepalm
 
2012-08-22 12:12:09 PM  
seadoo2006:
I just find it funny that people protest an organization which provides so many OTHER services than abortions. Hell, the one my SO and I frequent doesn't even have a facility for that. They simple to OB-GYN checkups, birth control shots (the reason we go), and free or low-cost contraceptives.

They're not just against abortion. They're against women having choices, which is something that PP enables in so many ways.

It's like people get into this fervor over things like this where rational thinking leaves and all that's left is rabid, raw emotion. Then again, people that have the time or take the effort to picket someone's HOME generally are devoid of any functioning brain cells anyways.

And protesting outside someone's home is an implied threat, plain and simple. If I saw these people outside my home, the first thing I'd think of is "George Tiller woke up that morning and ate breakfast like it was any other day, too. What if today is the day for me?". And they know it. They publicly wash their hands of anti-choice violence, while holding it like an invisible hammer over the heads of those they protest against.
 
2012-08-22 12:12:37 PM  
Would not Florida's stand your ground law be applicable?

If I came home and encountered a crowd on my lawn, carrying sticks, I would feel threatened and feel the need to defend my family, even if I had to reload
 
2012-08-22 12:13:18 PM  
comedian Daniel Tosh

i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-08-22 12:14:44 PM  

Sofa King Smart: JohnnyCanuck: Soooo....why do Daniel Tosh and his S-I-L share a surname? Am I missing something here?

she's married to his brother?


Yeah...we have established this. When I think of Tosh I immediately think of his wife. My default thinking brought me to the conclusion that his S-I-L was his wife's sister. It's been a long day already.
 
2012-08-22 12:15:37 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: seadoo2006: I just find it funny that people protest an organization which provides so many OTHER services than abortions. Hell, the one my SO and I frequent doesn't even have a facility for that. They simple to OB-GYN checkups, birth control shots (the reason we go), and free or low-cost contraceptives.

I tried to have this argument with my overly conservative father (no good very bad idea), I pulled out the recent numbers from our local PP, where I personally go to get my woman health services because it's all that I can afford... none of that mattered to him. At first he said: My god tells me that all life is sacred... I cut him off and reminded him that we do not live in a Theocracy and again pointed the numbers involving simply women's health services.
So then he went the I'd rather pay for you to go to a real OBGYN than PP to which I responded that he had brought me up to be more bootstrappy than that and I would not accept his handouts (the look on his face while he processed that one was awesome!).


American's moral outrage when it comes to sexuality is second only to Middle Eastern theocracy, yet we not just enjoy, we CELEBRATE acts of violence, aggression, and retribution. But, no, god help our little babies if they see a nipple ... oh the horrors they'll endure while blowing up a school or mowing down a group of people in some GTA-esque act.

That being said, I think we need to get over ourselves ... sex is awesome, sex is great, and honestly, if you don't agree, I invite you to get laid sometime. We should be telling kids how to use a rubber and not telling them their dick is going to fall off if they yank it a few times.
 
2012-08-22 12:18:53 PM  

JohnnyCanuck: Soooo....why do Daniel Tosh and his S-I-L share a surname? Am I missing something here?


If it makes you feel any better, it caught me too for a second. Apparently women can marry now, too.
 
2012-08-22 12:20:30 PM  
Planned Parenthood = Eugenics and Murder.

How fitting the Left defends it.

Let's go full Godwin ...

i.ytimg.com
 
2012-08-22 12:21:06 PM  
Don't like abortions? Don't have one.

But unless you are going to carry my fetus to term for me and then raise it once it's here, I don't want to hear a PEEP about it.
 
2012-08-22 12:23:27 PM  

JohnnyCanuck: Soooo....why do Daniel Tosh and his S-I-L share a surname? Am I missing something here?


Because she married his brother?
 
2012-08-22 12:24:41 PM  

digidorm: JohnnyCanuck: Soooo....why do Daniel Tosh and his S-I-L share a surname? Am I missing something here?

If it makes you feel any better, it caught me too for a second. Apparently women can marry now, too.


Ummm...giggity?!?

\Thx for the support
 
2012-08-22 12:27:30 PM  
So a Girl Walks into a Comedy Club....


This is something that happened to a friend of mine in her own words.


/not my blog
//i don't blog
///i do slash
 
2012-08-22 12:31:43 PM  
seadoo2006

To the Planned Parenthood Protesters,

Please remove yourselves from society.

Signed,

Sane Americans Everywhere


ftfy
 
2012-08-22 12:32:17 PM  

JohnnyCanuck: I love the replies. Good job & thanks!

\but yeah, seriously...having a rough day. I had a lotta beer last night and still made it to work.


it's a streetlight
 
2012-08-22 12:33:06 PM  

Albert911emt: Why would Planned Parenthood protest their own people? Oh right, submitter mangled the headline.


And he and the mods failed on the spelling of protester, too.
 
2012-08-22 12:35:38 PM  

neversubmit: So a Girl Walks into a Comedy Club....


This is something that happened to a friend of mine in her own words.


/not my blog
//i don't blog
///i do slash


Yep. Don't you think she was being a teeny tiny bit over sensitive and AWish? Maybe it's just me but with all the rape threads from yesterday and that lame rape song I'm worn out from all the rapety rape rape.

/my rape song goes to the tune of "Master of Puppets".
//Master! Raper!
 
2012-08-22 12:40:30 PM  

Gimmick:
Ya. That lady should have put down her three-year-old, and beat that crowd of 30 people.

/facepalm


"The head of Orlando's Planned Parenthood operations says she was targeted for a protest last weekend as she was taking a neighborhood stroll with her husband and 3-year-old son."

Yeah, she totally needed to hand her kid to the father and go at it.

www.weeatfilms.com
 
2012-08-22 12:43:59 PM  

JohnnyCanuck: Soooo....why do Daniel Tosh and his S-I-L share a surname? Am I missing something here?


She married his brother?
 
2012-08-22 12:46:08 PM  

KrustyKitten: neversubmit: So a Girl Walks into a Comedy Club....


This is something that happened to a friend of mine in her own words.


/not my blog
//i don't blog
///i do slash

Yep. Don't you think she was being a teeny tiny bit over sensitive and AWish? Maybe it's just me but with all the rape threads from yesterday and that lame rape song I'm worn out from all the rapety rape rape.

/my rape song goes to the tune of "Master of Puppets".
//Master! Raper!


I think I heard your song.

Master of rapers is pulling your hair
Thrown on the ground, blood everywhere
All that matters is you still have a hole
Pull down the pants and in we go

/I need a shower now
//and about 62 bars of soap
 
2012-08-22 12:50:17 PM  

stonicus: JohnnyCanuck: Soooo....why do Daniel Tosh and his S-I-L share a surname? Am I missing something here?

She married his brother?


Congrats, JohnnyCanuck, this was one of those comments that was so stupid EVERYBODY immediately ran to post a reply without reading the rest of TFT. Derailment, achieved.

/hope your head feels better
//good luck at work, if it's going anything like your Fark experience is going, you're gonna need it.
 
2012-08-22 12:52:43 PM  

Boxcutta: JohnnyCanuck: Soooo....why do Daniel Tosh and his S-I-L share a surname? Am I missing something here?

The surgeon looks at the boy and says "I can't operate on him. He's my son."

Also, you don't bury survivors.


Yep, you know what they say...no roosters, no eggs....
 
2012-08-22 12:52:57 PM  
Came for the grammar police. Got some extra familial-relation police also, so thanks for that. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-08-22 12:56:04 PM  

bluefoxicy: Look if these people were harassing me as an individual at my own home, preventing me from entering my home, etc, I would probably beat them bloody until they got out of my way.


...and you'd probably be really confused as to why Bubba was trying to impregnate you during your lengthy prison stay afterwards.
 
2012-08-22 01:01:41 PM  

JohnnyCanuck: Soooo....why do Daniel Tosh and his S-I-L share a surname? Am I missing something here?


Um... Maybe because she's married to his brother?

/just spitballing here.
 
2012-08-22 01:01:42 PM  

Elegy: stonicus: JohnnyCanuck: Soooo....why do Daniel Tosh and his S-I-L share a surname? Am I missing something here?

She married his brother?

Congrats, JohnnyCanuck, this was one of those comments that was so stupid EVERYBODY immediately ran to post a reply without reading the rest of TFT. Derailment, achieved.

/hope your head feels better
//good luck at work, if it's going anything like your Fark experience is going, you're gonna need it.


So you're saying Fark is full of pretentious, self-absorbed losers who feel the need to derail a thread for about 5 seconds of the feeling of superiority?

\you new around here? Or are you just one of the aforementioned d-bags with a 2nd newly created account 'cause you don't have the balls to post with your regular account when you snark?
\\my slashies are wrong too, right?
 
2012-08-22 01:05:09 PM  
I always thought a funny Jackass style prank would be to have a woman in one of those big fake prego-bellies walk past a group of protesters into a PP, take the belly off and walk right back out
 
2012-08-22 01:08:09 PM  

geecotec: I always thought a funny Jackass style prank would be to have a woman in one of those big fake prego-bellies walk past a group of protesters into a PP, take the belly off and walk right back out


My friend likes to stop and chat with them about how awesome it is that PP offers services to keep women safe and healthy, and that said services also reduce the need for women to have to come back in for abortions, and isn't that wonderful?
 
2012-08-22 01:12:15 PM  

JohnnyCanuck: Elegy: stonicus: JohnnyCanuck: Soooo....why do Daniel Tosh and his S-I-L share a surname? Am I missing something here?

She married his brother?

Congrats, JohnnyCanuck, this was one of those comments that was so stupid EVERYBODY immediately ran to post a reply without reading the rest of TFT. Derailment, achieved.

/hope your head feels better
//good luck at work, if it's going anything like your Fark experience is going, you're gonna need it.

So you're saying Fark is full of pretentious, self-absorbed losers who feel the need to derail a thread for about 5 seconds of the feeling of superiority?

\you new around here? Or are you just one of the aforementioned d-bags with a 2nd newly created account 'cause you don't have the balls to post with your regular account when you snark?
\\my slashies are wrong too, right?


Fark is full of people who say really dumb things off the top of their head without thinking. Many times, as soon as they hit "add comment", they're prolly like "oh shiat, I really just farked that post up", but it's already done, no backsies...
 
2012-08-22 01:13:38 PM  

KrustyKitten: neversubmit: So a Girl Walks into a Comedy Club....


This is something that happened to a friend of mine in her own words.


/not my blog
//i don't blog
///i do slash

Yep. Don't you think she was being a teeny tiny bit over sensitive and AWish? Maybe it's just me but with all the rape threads from yesterday and that lame rape song I'm worn out from all the rapety rape rape.

/my rape song goes to the tune of "Master of Puppets".
//Master! Raper!


That was pretty damn funny.
Don't heckle someone who knows how to deal with hecklers.

most people are more open to rape. In fact a recent poll I conducted shows that 4 out of 5 people enjoy gang rape.
 
2012-08-22 01:14:25 PM  

bluefoxicy: Look if these people were harassing me as an individual at my own home, preventing me from entering my home, etc, I would probably beat them bloody until they got out of my way. Home is where safety is. Castle doctrine states you have no duty to retreat away from, deeper into, or out of your home. If you are being blocked from your home, you are being blocked from safety, which is threatening.

You can protest governments. You can protest businesses. Just get the fark out of the way when people try to pass. But when you're standing outside of an individual's home, preventing them peaceful ingress or egress, you have crossed a farking line.


Just wait until you are actually touching land you own, then ask them politely to leave and then it's "Play BALL!" time with the Louisville slugger you should keep handy for just such occasions.
 
2012-08-22 01:14:54 PM  
Is it now fashionable to find Tosh unfunny? Well, color me easily amused. I still find him much funnier than Dane Cook ever was.
 
2012-08-22 01:28:17 PM  

seadoo2006: To the Planned Parenthood Protesters,

Please remove yourselves from society.

Signed,

Sane Americans Everywhere.


Why? They have a right to protest. Just as much as the Occupy protesters.

While I don't advocate blocking someone from their home or business, I think them protesting her as a constitutionally protected right.
 
2012-08-22 01:29:03 PM  

seadoo2006: To the Planned Parenthood Protesters,

Please remove yourselves from society.

Signed,

Sane Americans Everywhere.


Some people might think that cutting up little people and vacuuming them into bags to be disposed of like trash might not actually be sane. OK with you, Jeffrey Dahmer ?

just saying.
 
2012-08-22 01:29:17 PM  

Overfiend: seadoo2006: To the Planned Parenthood Protesters,

Please remove yourselves from society.

Signed,

Sane Americans Everywhere.

Why? They have a right to protest. Just as much as the Occupy protesters.

While I don't advocate blocking someone from their home or business, I think them protesting her as a constitutionally protected right.


As long as they stay off of her personal property and don't touch/assault her, I am with ya...
 
2012-08-22 01:32:45 PM  

stonicus: Overfiend: seadoo2006: To the Planned Parenthood Protesters,

Please remove yourselves from society.

Signed,

Sane Americans Everywhere.

Why? They have a right to protest. Just as much as the Occupy protesters.

While I don't advocate blocking someone from their home or business, I think them protesting her as a constitutionally protected right.

As long as they stay off of her personal property and don't touch/assault her, I am with ya...


I completely agree. Touching her, blocking her movements or going onto her personal property? Arrest them.
 
2012-08-22 01:33:29 PM  

abhorrent1: comedian Daniel Tosh

[i2.kym-cdn.com image 363x310]




Is Daniel Toch not edgy and funny any more? Is he also the new Dane Cook? When did this happen? Why the fark didn't anyone tell me!?

Ok, get it together chuggernaught...

Whew..

Yeah, so uh, Tosh is lame. I've hated him since before forever.
 
2012-08-22 01:38:00 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: Planned Parenthood = Eugenics and Murder.

How fitting the Left defends it.

Let's go full Godwin ...

[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]


And 9/11 was a Jewish conspiracy, Obama is a Secret Muslim, and the Reptilians faked the moon landing for the Illuminati.

People like you are always good for a condescending laugh.

thrgd456: seadoo2006: To the Planned Parenthood Protesters,

Please remove yourselves from society.

Signed,

Sane Americans Everywhere.

Some people might think that cutting up little people and vacuuming them into bags to be disposed of like trash might not actually be sane. OK with you, Jeffrey Dahmer ?

just saying.


If that's how it was happening, then maybe you'd have a reason to whine. I shall point out for the millionth time that embryos/fetuses are not yet humans and that third trimester abortions are very rare and illegal to do unless it's a life-or-death situation.

Fertilized eggs also fail to implant on a regular basis, and miscarriages happen rather frequently too. Shall we arrest God and charge him with murder, or is it okay when he does it?
 
2012-08-22 01:45:00 PM  

Overfiend: seadoo2006: To the Planned Parenthood Protesters,

Please remove yourselves from society.

Signed,

Sane Americans Everywhere.

Why? They have a right to protest. Just as much as the Occupy protesters.

While I don't advocate blocking someone from their home or business, I think them protesting her as a constitutionally protected right.


To an extent, I agree. But if the college that I went to could designate certain protest areas, then I think protesting on someone's front lawn should be illegal. I have no problem if you want to protest in front of a business, in a city center, or in a public park, but the minute you disrupt my life on my private property, then we have a problem. There's a world of difference between protesting someone's organization and protesting someone's individual life. The latter I view as falling under harassment.
 
2012-08-22 01:45:36 PM  

neversubmit: So a Girl Walks into a Comedy Club....


This is something that happened to a friend of mine in her own words.


/not my blog
//i don't blog
///i do slash


I heard the actual audio posted to another blog. The woman didn't like Tosh's joke and she kept interrupting him. She was heckling Tosh.

There is no law requiring an audience member to enjoy or laugh at every joke uttered by a comedian, but there is an unwritten rule that if you interrupt a comedian's show you open your self to all manner of nasty comments by the comedian. YouTube is full of videos of comedians going off on hecklers, saying all sorts of nasty things to trip up the heckler and get their show back on track.

Your friend is not a special or unique snowflake. She heckled a comedian over a joke she didn't enjoy, and it resulted in the inevitable conclusion. Now she wants everyone to feel sorry for her. I don't.
 
2012-08-22 01:48:44 PM  

Sofa King Smart: Mulligan's frequent abortion club...

[tosh.comedycentral.com image 147x147]


Is their moto, "You rape 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us"?
 
2012-08-22 01:49:20 PM  

JeffreyScott: neversubmit: So a Girl Walks into a Comedy Club....


This is something that happened to a friend of mine in her own words.


/not my blog
//i don't blog
///i do slash

I heard the actual audio posted to another blog. The woman didn't like Tosh's joke and she kept interrupting him. She was heckling Tosh.

There is no law requiring an audience member to enjoy or laugh at every joke uttered by a comedian, but there is an unwritten rule that if you interrupt a comedian's show you open your self to all manner of nasty comments by the comedian. YouTube is full of videos of comedians going off on hecklers, saying all sorts of nasty things to trip up the heckler and get their show back on track.

Your friend is not a special or unique snowflake. She heckled a comedian over a joke she didn't enjoy, and it resulted in the inevitable conclusion. Now she wants everyone to feel sorry for her. I don't.


Yep ... don't heckle a performer unless you want to be dragged through the mud right back ... and believe me, every comedian has a WORLD of insults just laying in wait for the sad, sorry moron that disrupts their performance.
 
2012-08-22 01:51:12 PM  
I doubt that I would violently assault a crowd of people. You've got to know when to fold 'em.
 
2012-08-22 01:51:38 PM  

JohnnyCanuck: Elegy: stonicus: JohnnyCanuck: Soooo....why do Daniel Tosh and his S-I-L share a surname? Am I missing something here?

She married his brother?

Congrats, JohnnyCanuck, this was one of those comments that was so stupid EVERYBODY immediately ran to post a reply without reading the rest of TFT. Derailment, achieved.

/hope your head feels better
//good luck at work, if it's going anything like your Fark experience is going, you're gonna need it.

So you're saying Fark is full of pretentious, self-absorbed losers who feel the need to derail a thread for about 5 seconds of the feeling of superiority?

\you new around here? Or are you just one of the aforementioned d-bags with a 2nd newly created account 'cause you don't have the balls to post with your regular account when you snark?
\\my slashies are wrong too, right?


Hey, the majority of that snark wasn't really directed at you; it was directed at all of the people repeatedly piling on you with the same damn comments, over and over, without reading the rest of TFT - where they would easily see a plethora of the same sorts of comments.

You know, I was actually trying to be sympathetic towards you - I've spoken some show stopping stupidity in my day, and know that feeling of heat creeping up into your neck and face quite well, thanks. I'm especially prone to it when I'm hungover, so I feel your pain. Perhaps you misinterpreted my genial and (I thought) lightweight snarky amusement/sympathy, eh?

But thanks for insinuating that I'm a d-bag hiding behind an alt, I appreciate that one. I'm not, neither am I new (been lurking for a couple of years), but you know, whatever helps you sleep at night. So way to be a d-bag, bro.
 
2012-08-22 01:53:43 PM  

seadoo2006: JeffreyScott:
Your friend is not a special or unique snowflake. She heckled a comedian over a joke she didn't enjoy, and it resulted in the inevitable conclusion. Now she wants everyone to feel sorry for her. I don't.

Yep ... don't heckle a performer unless you want to be dragged through the mud right back ... and believe me, every comedian has a WORLD of insults just laying in wait for the sad, sorry moron that disrupts their performance.


Clearly, Jeanna Tosh needs to borrow some of those deadly insults from her brother-in-law next time she takes a stroll.
 
2012-08-22 01:58:02 PM  

Masterstuff: KrustyKitten: neversubmit: So a Girl Walks into a Comedy Club....


This is something that happened to a friend of mine in her own words.


/not my blog
//i don't blog
///i do slash

Yep. Don't you think she was being a teeny tiny bit over sensitive and AWish? Maybe it's just me but with all the rape threads from yesterday and that lame rape song I'm worn out from all the rapety rape rape.

/my rape song goes to the tune of "Master of Puppets".
//Master! Raper!

I think I heard your song.

Master of rapers is pulling your hair
Thrown on the ground, blood everywhere
All that matters is you still have a hole
Pull down the pants and in we go

/I need a shower now
//and about 62 bars of soap


A rape shower! Just clutch the curtain and weep.
 
2012-08-22 02:01:18 PM  
While I disagree with what you say, I will defend to the death your right to say it. For the time being.
 
2012-08-22 02:03:49 PM  

Mose: Is it now fashionable to find Tosh unfunny? Well, color me easily amused. I still find him much funnier than Dane Cook ever was.


He stopped being funny the minute he got a tv show. This is not opinion. This is fact.

/fun fact: everyone and everything reaches a point in their popularity where the backlash hits. Last week it was The Oatmeal, this week it's Tosh
 
2012-08-22 02:04:33 PM  

KrustyKitten: neversubmit: So a Girl Walks into a Comedy Club....


This is something that happened to a friend of mine in her own words.


/not my blog
//i don't blog
///i do slash

Yep. Don't you think she was being a teeny tiny bit over sensitive and AWish? Maybe it's just me but with all the rape threads from yesterday and that lame rape song I'm worn out from all the rapety rape rape.

/my rape song goes to the tune of "Master of Puppets".
//Master! Raper!


Amen, get over it. Maybe she shouldn't go out into the big scary world without a man to protect her from the awful scary rape jokes, cuz words are weapons after all. Sheesh.
 
2012-08-22 02:05:51 PM  
Clemkadidlefark: Planned Parenthood = Eugenics and Murder.

How fitting the Left defends it.

Let's go full Godwin ...

[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]


Ah, I get it. Medically valid abortion equals Eugenics now. Termination of a bundle of cells with no self-awareness or existence, only the potential to develop into a human being, is murder. This is actually what you believe?

I really envy you, clem. I wish I lived in a Disney fairy princess world too, where the only thing I had to fear was the local jew poisoning the well, and perhaps an evil European guy every now and then.
 
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