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(TMZ)   LL Cool J knocks out home intruder on orders of his mama   (tmz.com) divider line 62
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2012-08-22 09:47:42 AM  
The man is CUT, and this is doubly impressive because he isn't really that tall.
 
2012-08-22 09:52:03 AM  
The guy trains in MMA and whatnot. His career is to look at good as possible as well so yeah I wouldn't fark with em.

Also I met LL back in the late 80s when my mom owned a record store. He wasn't really known at the time but I got to hang out with him for a couple hours and he signed my record ha
 
2012-08-22 09:59:40 AM  
Don't call it a thumbtack.
 
2012-08-22 10:56:52 AM  

mr_bunny: Don't call it a thumbtack.


i3.photobucket.com?
 
2012-08-22 10:59:57 AM  
He's bad.
 
2012-08-22 11:01:26 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: The man is CUT, and this is doubly impressive because he isn't really that tall.


Actually, as someone who's 6'-5", it's easier to get ripped when you're of smaller stature. That's why a lot of movie stars are shorter than you think (Stallone, Cruise, Wahlberg)
 
2012-08-22 11:03:19 AM  
I guess he was puttin' suckas in fear.
 
2012-08-22 11:04:11 AM  
FACT: Ladies love cool J
 
2012-08-22 11:04:33 AM  

Crewmannumber6: DjangoStonereaver: The man is CUT, and this is doubly impressive because he isn't really that tall.

Actually, as someone who's 6'-5", it's easier to get ripped when you're of smaller stature. That's why a lot of movie stars are shorter than you think (Stallone, Cruise, Wahlberg)


Yea, but when the really tall dudes get ripped...

[dolphlundgrennude.jpg]
 
2012-08-22 11:05:58 AM  
 
2012-08-22 11:07:56 AM  
i7.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-22 11:08:54 AM  
You're the type of guy, that calls the police. He's the type of guy, that is the police.
 
2012-08-22 11:10:48 AM  

Biness: FACT: Ladies love cool James


FTFM
 
2012-08-22 11:11:15 AM  
was he Making the tears rain down like a monsoon?

/listen to my bass go BOOM.
 
2012-08-22 11:13:04 AM  
 
2012-08-22 11:18:05 AM  
Was the guy trying to steal his stereo? You know he can't live without his radio....
 
2012-08-22 11:19:35 AM  
FUN FACT: LL Cool J is a republican.
 
2012-08-22 11:20:02 AM  
Even when he's bragging, he's being sincere.
 
2012-08-22 11:21:40 AM  
Kool Moe Dee is available for comment....and nightclub gigs, store openings, bar mitzvahs, birthday parties, dogwalking, lawn care.....
 
2012-08-22 11:22:10 AM  
Did he call in Chris O'Donnell for backup?
 
2012-08-22 11:22:48 AM  

Biness: FUN FACT: LL Cool J is a republican.


You need to go outside more often
 
2012-08-22 11:24:55 AM  

Biness: FUN FACT: LL Cool J is a republican.


"Mom, I'm rich"
 
2012-08-22 11:25:02 AM  
Who remembers when He and Ice T had beef?
 
2012-08-22 11:25:50 AM  

Dogfacedgod: Who remembers when He and Ice T had beef?


And now they are both cops.

I only really remember the very gentle dust up with Moe D.
 
2012-08-22 11:29:40 AM  

Biness: FACT: Ladies love cool J


This is a true statement.
 
2012-08-22 11:31:55 AM  

Dogfacedgod: Who remembers when He and Ice T had beef?


Those were the days. Before people shot rival rappers.
 
2012-08-22 11:33:12 AM  
99% of his fans wear high heels.
 
2012-08-22 11:34:36 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
BORIS SAID KNOCK YOU OUT
 
2012-08-22 11:41:23 AM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-22 11:41:52 AM  

js34603: 99% of his fans wear high heels.


Do their earrings jingle?
 
2012-08-22 11:42:59 AM  
 
2012-08-22 11:45:17 AM  
Do they have a Farmers Blvd in LA?
 
2012-08-22 11:51:05 AM  

js34603: 99% of his fans wear high heels.


Tupac is dead.
 
2012-08-22 11:55:50 AM  
Spanky McLapdance

l o l
 
2012-08-22 11:56:04 AM  

Rapmaster2000: js34603: 99% of his fans wear high heels.

Tupac is dead.


Yes, I heard that. My cat's breath smells like cat food.
 
2012-08-22 11:58:01 AM  

Crewmannumber6: DjangoStonereaver: The man is CUT, and this is doubly impressive because he isn't really that tall.

Actually, as someone who's 6'-5", it's easier to get ripped when you're of smaller stature. That's why a lot of movie stars are shorter than you think (Stallone, Cruise, Wahlberg)


I'm 5'11" (ish), and I recall him being an inch or two shorter than I was when I briefly met him back at
the New Music Seminar in 1986.

At the time, I was not at all a fan of rap, but after hearing him talk about how he had a responsibility to
be a good role model for all the kids back in his old neighborhood in an completely unegotistical way,
I became a fan of him. That, and when I was just walking by him and held out my hand, he slapped
me five without a quibble even though he was surrounded by his entourage.
 
2012-08-22 12:02:58 PM  
Mr. Attempted B&E is lucky. LL's 9 is easy to load.
 
2012-08-22 12:08:31 PM  
Dammit, now I have to hear that song.
 
2012-08-22 12:11:05 PM  
I wonder if the intruder suffered any DAMAGE! DAMAGE! DAMAGE! DAMAGE! DESTRUCTION, TERROR and MAYHEM!
 
2012-08-22 12:13:05 PM  

js34603: 99% of his fans wear high heels.


99% of your fans don't exist.
 
2012-08-22 12:14:42 PM  

JerseyTim: I wonder if the intruder suffered any DAMAGE! DAMAGE! DAMAGE! DAMAGE! DESTRUCTION, TERROR and MAYHEM!


FTFA: "8:53 AM PT -- LL beat the living CRAP out of the intruder ... who's being described as a transient ... reportedly breaking the man's nose and jaw."

So yeah, I would say that counts.

/he's gotta thank God
//LL, that is
 
2012-08-22 12:18:07 PM  

JerseyTim: js34603: 99% of his fans wear high heels.

99% of your fans don't exist.


There we go. One Internet for you sir.
 
2012-08-22 12:23:28 PM  
No cool tag?
 
2012-08-22 12:28:28 PM  

one0nine: JerseyTim: I wonder if the intruder suffered any DAMAGE! DAMAGE! DAMAGE! DAMAGE! DESTRUCTION, TERROR and MAYHEM!

FTFA: "8:53 AM PT -- LL beat the living CRAP out of the intruder ... who's being described as a transient ... reportedly breaking the man's nose and jaw."

So yeah, I would say that counts.

/he's gotta thank God
//LL, that is


Wait LL Cool J knocked out a guy dressed as a woman?
 
2012-08-22 12:31:51 PM  
This thread needs more pics of LL Cool J
 
2012-08-22 12:52:11 PM  
I hope this isn't a case where the intruder is going to turn around and sue LL.
 
2012-08-22 12:52:29 PM  

EatMeat: LL is a punk.

Part one of two
Part two of two


Wow, never heard that before. Always loved Ellis.
What a f*cking douche cock. fark he got annoying so quickly.
 
2012-08-22 01:01:40 PM  
My wife and brother in law met LL on a plane and have a photo with him, they said he was really laid back and awesome. Neither of them got knocked the fark out.
 
2012-08-22 01:15:08 PM  
I did security for LL a few years ago. He was in a big group of fans and was flirting with a lot of the ladies, and some of the men in the crowd were starting to get upset. This was in downtown Detroit, and part of the crowd was getting nasty, so we told him it was time to go. He threw a fit on us, saying we were there to protect him and so on. The head of security told him that he could keep his money and stay, or he could leave with us. He biatched for a few more minutes and got into the car with us.
 
2012-08-22 01:35:08 PM  
I like

LL Cool J nabs robber the hard way. Gives him 14 shots to the dome after mama said knock you out. Now he's going back to Cali to jail where he has to protect his big ole butt


no one else did though... sniff...
 
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