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(National Review)   Women should vote for Romney because he's a badass alpha dog with a big penis who has sired only sons, while Obama's sperms are so weak he could only make daughters   (nationalreview.com) divider line 205
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2012-08-22 09:40:44 AM
From TFA: "Professor Obama? Two daughters. May as well give the guy a cardigan. And fallopian tubes."

Wow.

I've gotta email this one to my wife. She'll probably pop a blood vessel in her eye.
 
2012-08-22 09:42:14 AM
NRO to women: You're all materialistic, weak, money grubbing whores. Vote for Romney
 
2012-08-22 09:44:42 AM
More attractive people are more likely to have daughters.



/from the book of "Did He or Didn't He Just Make that shiat up?"
 
2012-08-22 09:44:51 AM
My dad only made daughters, too; my sister and I. I'm sending him this article. I know he'll enjoy almost having a stroke before lunch.
 
2012-08-22 09:46:12 AM
The American Thinkerization of the right wing is proceeding nicely.
 
2012-08-22 09:47:52 AM
Women should vote for Romney because he's proven that he's evolutionarily a better provider than Obama?

Mitt Romney's worth $200 million, but you gotta admit, he did have a bit of a head start from pops.
Barack Obama is worth about $12 million, starting off as the biracial child in the 60's of a single mother and absentee father.

So tell me ladies, who's more attractive from a provider point of view? The guy who's still hanging by daddy's coattails, or the guy that can work his way up from nothing?
 
2012-08-22 09:48:23 AM
Scientifically illiterate? Check
Historically illiterate? Check
Misogynistic? Check
Misandric? Check

This was physically painful to read because of sheer amount of stupidity and disdain the writer has about the human condition.
 
2012-08-22 09:48:57 AM
Republicans: "Gee... We really need to shake this anti-women image we've got."
NRO: "Women are useless."
Republicans: "You're not helping."
 
2012-08-22 09:50:05 AM

Karac: Women should vote for Romney because he's proven that he's evolutionarily a better provider than Obama?


Women should vote for Romney because even Romney's sperm refuse to give them the right to equal opportunity in the womb. And deep down, that is apparently what women like.
 
2012-08-22 09:55:02 AM
Is this the best they've got? Or is this their idea of "humor"?
 
2012-08-22 09:55:55 AM

Karac: Women should vote for Romney because he's proven that he's evolutionarily a better provider than Obama?

Mitt Romney's worth $200 million, but you gotta admit, he did have a bit of a head start from pops.
Barack Obama is worth about $12 million, starting off as the biracial child in the 60's of a single mother and absentee father.

So tell me ladies, who's more attractive from a provider point of view? The guy who's still hanging by daddy's coattails, or the guy that can work his way up from nothing?


If you didn't put their names in there, and instead said Person A and Person B, I'd still pick Person B. In my own life, I kinda sort of picked my own Person B. My boyfriend's family isn't worth $12 million, but they have a few bucks in the bank, however when my boyfriend and I decided to live together many, many years ago, he had the opportunity to take some of his family's money and refused. He told them he'd rather we support ourselves on what we could earn, instead of on what got handed to us. Money's been tight now and then, but he's never regretted it.

So yeah, I'd rather be with a man who can earn his way, rather than one who got handed a way.
 
2012-08-22 09:57:37 AM
Holy shat. The article was worse than the headline. Republicans are insanely out of touch with women. Good a time as ever to pull this one out again:

Republican strategist #1: "We're really falling behind on the Woman's vote. What can we do to change that?"
Republican strategist #2: "Perhaps we should gently explain to them that they don't have a firm grasp about what's going on?"
Republican strategist #3: "Sounds good, but can we do it without using math? That will just confuse them. Something simple?"
Republican strategist #1: "Good point, Bob. What are some issues that really hit home with female voters?"

Later that day:

growlersoftware.com
 
2012-08-22 09:58:32 AM
j.wigflip.com

They even made poor Bapp dress like one of the children.
 
2012-08-22 10:01:03 AM
Please allow me to retort
www.freeinfosociety.com
 
2012-08-22 10:01:09 AM

impaler: Holy shat. The article was worse than the headline. Republicans are insanely out of touch with women. Good a time as ever to pull this one out again:

Republican strategist #1: "We're really falling behind on the Woman's vote. What can we do to change that?"
Republican strategist #2: "Perhaps we should gently explain to them that they don't have a firm grasp about what's going on?"
Republican strategist #3: "Sounds good, but can we do it without using math? That will just confuse them. Something simple?"
Republican strategist #1: "Good point, Bob. What are some issues that really hit home with female voters?"

Later that day:

[growlersoftware.com image 800x600]


Thank you! I enjoyed that immensely.
 
2012-08-22 10:03:45 AM

sweetmelissa31: [j.wigflip.com image 600x350]

They even made poor Bapp dress like one of the children.


And right there in the center, the alpha dogge of them all, a guy named Willard.

Willard "Fartt" Romney.
 
2012-08-22 10:05:50 AM
Isn't the picture of the large Romney family a bit misleading when it comes to verility and strong semens? I had read somewhere that two or three of Romney's kids had to use special procedures to have kids.

Either way, if this had been a satire column ghost written for Conan the Barbarian, that headline is gold. As it is, not so much.
 
2012-08-22 10:06:55 AM
Good thing the guy didn't spew out this theory back in February or there would have been a shiatload more Jon Huntsman voters around.

I miss those girls. 

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2012-08-22 10:08:38 AM

impaler: Holy shat. The article was worse than the headline. Republicans are insanely out of touch with women. Good a time as ever to pull this one out again:

Republican strategist #1: "We're really falling behind on the Woman's vote. What can we do to change that?"
Republican strategist #2: "Perhaps we should gently explain to them that they don't have a firm grasp about what's going on?"
Republican strategist #3: "Sounds good, but can we do it without using math? That will just confuse them. Something simple?"
Republican strategist #1: "Good point, Bob. What are some issues that really hit home with female voters?"

Later that day:

[growlersoftware.com image 800x600]


Win.
 
2012-08-22 10:09:37 AM
Also semen font dot jpeg tee hee
 
2012-08-22 10:11:41 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com

And may their first child be a masculine child.
 
2012-08-22 10:16:25 AM
is that the path they are taking now? Obama's not manly enough? they sound tired.
 
2012-08-22 10:17:09 AM
I've seen better writing in a community college paper. Or a middle school book report.

I can't believe someone wrote that, and worse yet, an editor decided to print it.
 
2012-08-22 10:17:45 AM
Counting the biological children and grandchildren of my grandfather on my father's side, there are 15 boys and 3 girls. I consider it a genetic abnormality, not something to be particularly proud of.
 
2012-08-22 10:20:08 AM
I like that the implicit assumption about the value of girls and boys mirrors China's societal view.
 
2012-08-22 10:21:19 AM
Oh FFS - it says exactly what Subby said it did.

Why don't they just go and piss on William F. Buckley Jr.'s grave and leave the rest of us alone?
 
2012-08-22 10:22:16 AM
The last three POTUSes have had only girls, and if the pne before that hadn't had a son, the world would be a much better place.
 
2012-08-22 10:23:19 AM
He drives a truck but produced females, gross. So confused about his masculinity.

images.huffingtonpost.com
 
2012-08-22 10:23:27 AM
so i didn't get all the way through that article, but my takeaway is that women are all supposed to vote for jay-z for president?
 
2012-08-22 10:23:29 AM
Jay-Z can keep his puny little lowercase letters and the Maybach: R-MONEY doesn't own a flashy car with rims, R-MONEY does billion-dollar deals with Keystone Automotive and Delphi

Jay-Z is worth more than twice as much as Romney, but lol RIMZZZZ
 
2012-08-22 10:23:36 AM
Wait, what?

*reads article*

Um okay, so the GOP are actively trying to offend gals *and* guys who are fathers of gals now?

[quizzicaldog]

The GOP's cunning plan...
 
2012-08-22 10:24:37 AM

sweetmelissa31: He drives a truck but produced females, gross. So confused about his masculinity.

[images.huffingtonpost.com image 550x413]


here this might straighten you out so to speak

i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-22 10:26:12 AM
Okay, wait. I thought that the gender off offspring was mostly genetic and partly the status of the mother? No?

Whatever. I am now definitely voting for the party of illegitimate rape.
 
2012-08-22 10:27:38 AM

Jackson Herring: here this might straighten you out so to speak

i.imgur.com


Might as well be holding a giant fallopian tube whatever that is.
 
2012-08-22 10:28:22 AM

sweetmelissa31: Might as well be holding a giant fallopian tube whatever that is.


it is actually ayn rand's pewterized fallopian tube
 
2012-08-22 10:31:53 AM
How stupid. All it means is that Michelle was upside down when they conceived.
 
2012-08-22 10:32:14 AM
Nice to see conservatives admitting to evolution.

Also, weren't Patrick Bateman and Romney roughly the same age and doing the same job in NYC? Interesting parallels...
 
2012-08-22 10:32:22 AM
You know, I keep wondering just how much dumber the GOP can be. And I keep finding out.
 
2012-08-22 10:33:22 AM
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This guy wants to bang the shiat out of Romney.
 
2012-08-22 10:34:17 AM
Wait, didn't Reagan have three girls and a ballet dancer?
 
2012-08-22 10:37:08 AM

ginandbacon: Okay, wait. I thought that the gender off offspring was mostly genetic and partly the status of the mother? No?

Whatever. I am now definitely voting for the party of illegitimate rape.


Nope. It's about how totally f*cking manly the father is, and how you just wish he could hold you with his strong millionaire arms and tell you that it's all right, that everything is going to be all right as you slowly drift off to sleep in the secure embrace of a real man.
 
2012-08-22 10:38:11 AM

Gulper Eel: Good thing the guy didn't spew out this theory back in February or there would have been a shiatload more Jon Huntsman voters around.


That would have been good, not bad.

But there was no chance the GOP would nominate an actual sane adult.
 
2012-08-22 10:40:59 AM

GAT_00: You know, I keep wondering just how much dumber the GOP can be. And I keep finding out.


This.
 
2012-08-22 10:42:35 AM

Aarontology: Nope. It's about how totally f*cking manly the father is, and how you just wish he could hold you with his strong millionaire arms and tell you that it's all right, that everything is going to be all right as you slowly drift off to sleep in the secure embrace of a real man.


at which point any rape that did occur wouldn't be considered forcible rape.
 
2012-08-22 10:43:20 AM
You can insert your own Mormon polygamy joke here...

...We don't do harems here, of course, but Romney is exactly the kind of guy who in another time and place would have the option of maintaining one.
 
2012-08-22 10:47:27 AM

thomps: Aarontology: Nope. It's about how totally f*cking manly the father is, and how you just wish he could hold you with his strong millionaire arms and tell you that it's all right, that everything is going to be all right as you slowly drift off to sleep in the secure embrace of a real man.

at which point any rape that did occur wouldn't be considered forcible rape.


Oh no, you wouldn't have to be raped. As a real American, you'd slowly let a real man like Romney undress you. You'd be nervous sure, but it's not like it'd be your first time. You'd look into his manly man eyes knowing that he has significant investments, knowing that he had sired man children, knowing he knew how to treat you.
 
2012-08-22 10:47:49 AM

Aarontology: ginandbacon: Okay, wait. I thought that the gender off offspring was mostly genetic and partly the status of the mother? No?

Whatever. I am now definitely voting for the party of illegitimate rape.

Nope. It's about how totally f*cking manly the father is, and how you just wish he could hold you with his strong millionaire arms and tell you that it's all right, that everything is going to be all right as you slowly drift off to sleep in the secure embrace of a real man.


I'm so glad there are men around to explain this stuff to me!
 
2012-08-22 10:54:32 AM
Wow. i thought the headlines was hyperbole. Instead, it was almost a verbatim quote.

fark these people.

I'm tired of being forced to always attempt to rationalize the arguments of conservatives so as to satisfy my own requirements for objectivity. I'm done. These people are bad and they should feel bad.
 
2012-08-22 10:55:36 AM
joe46and2 08/22/12 08:14

Kevin, my favorite column of the year. Loved it, so un-PC and therefore so true. You nailed it, thank you.

PS I have always generally liked Romney, now I will follow him to the gates of hell!


FEMA re-education camps. Now.
 
2012-08-22 10:56:54 AM

Vodka Zombie: Republicans: "Gee... We really need to shake this anti-women image we've got."
NRO: "Women are useless."
Republicans: "You're not helping." "That's GREAT! Those dumb biatches will love that shiat!"


FTFY
 
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