Oh, man. You know what... they got the fudge on the bottom-- y'see? That enables you to control your fudge distribution as you're eatin' your ice cream.

Am I the only one who actually likes the chocolate or caramel on the bottom of the McSundae? then when you're finished w the ice cream, you get nothing but a spoonful of greatness!

Rich Cream: I see all the real epicureans eat at convenience restaurants.

/do you really expect great food for 99 cent?

They also expect free, fast, error-free, high quality, abundant healthcare.

I worked at Wendy's throughout high school and saw some serious shiat. The manager was an ex-con with jail house tats all over his neck and a blue teardrop under his right eye. His management style was quiet and efficient - if you were screwing up, he'd just start staring at you. The longer he stared at you, the more trouble you were getting into. This one fat biatch kept talking on the restaurant phone while she was supposed to be filling drive-thru orders, so he grabbed her by the hair and threw her out the drive-thru window. She didn't have a car, always rode the bus, so she took off screaming as she ran up the highway. Ridiculous.

One spring, this homeless guy started coming in and stealing food out of the inside trash bins. He'd just stand there in the seating area, stinking and eating whatever he pulled out of the trash. People were disgusted but the guy was too mentally ill to understand even the simple direction of "GET THE fark OUT OF HERE." So the manager made him up a hamburger full of rat poison and stuck it in the trash. The guy thought he'd hit the jackpot and scarfed it down in three bites. He was already groaning when he walked out. We never saw him again.

Then there was the terrible case of Reggie. Reggie was a nice looking guy and well spoken, so he got put on the register as opposed to trash duty. Everything was going along swimmingly until Reggie's register started coming up a few dollars shorter every shift. I remember the manager storming out of the back office where he did the books. He grabbed Reggie by the back of the hair, drug him into the kitchen, and shoved his face into the deep fryer. His screams gargled up from the hot oil. When he pulled him out, his face was nothing but dripping flesh. It looks like a popped blister. Reggie was screaming at the top of his lungs, so the manager snapped a mop handle in half and then shoved the sharp end through Reggie's chest. He flopped around for a few minutes, pulled down a bag of frozen french fries which scattered, and then died. Manager looked at me and said, "clean it up." Believe me, I got right to it.

That episode put him back in the penitentiary, probably for life. I hope he pulled kitchen duty because that guy knew how to run a joint. I wish my managers now were more like him rather than these baby ass fools who keep sending me to sensitivity training.

Clearly this is a hate crime.

DROxINxTHExWIND: *Sigh*
Context means nothing to the disingenuous. Not many terms are inherently racist. Since Fark has an segment of users who actually complain about not being able to be racist, and another group who turn a blind keyboard to overt bigotry on a daily basis, it is not a reach to assume that Subby was trying to sneak one in. But, I don't think any of you ignoramuses should be banned. You should keep going until the Fark comments page reads like YouTube. Then you can all biatch about not being able to have intelligent discussions.

Normally I'd agree with you, but race isn't brought up in this story until the very last sentence, and who the fark reads the whole story, let alone subbys?

Maybe it was on purpose, but hell, even I didn't read the entire story until someone started hollering "racist!" in this thread.

DROxINxTHExWIND: Context means nothing to the disingenuous. Not many terms are inherently racist. Since Fark has an segment of users who actually complain about not being able to be racist, and another group who turn a blind keyboard to overt bigotry on a daily basis, it is not a reach to assume that Subby was trying to sneak one in. But, I don't think any of you ignoramuses should be banned. You should keep going until the Fark comments page reads like YouTube. Then you can all biatch about not being able to have intelligent discussions.

The article is more racist than the word you're going on about. I've never in my life heard a single racist connotation attached to apeshiat - and even 'ape' only in the hilariously Victorian turn-of-the-last-century racism. I'm not a fan of the overt racism that crops up occasionally, though I have the worst ignored, but get over the chip on your shoulder that makes you see racism in every word association you can come up with.

Hopefully this won't become some kind of code word now that you've put it out there.

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: I get banned for three days for saying "chimp out" when two beasts shoot each other in a drugstore, yet someone can put "ape shiat" directly in a headline and that's fine? You modmins can suck my dick.

/I mad bro

fark off again douchebag.

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: I get banned for three days for saying "chimp out" when two beasts shoot each other in a drugstore, yet someone can put "ape shiat" directly in a headline and that's fine? You modmins can suck my dick.

For the record, the term c******T is in fact racist. Go ahead. Google it and tell me what you get for the FIRST RETURN.

Ummm, I actually like the chocolate at the bottom of a McD's sundae. It's like having a candy bar after my ice cream.

consider this: Ape shiat is racist and it's hypocritical as shiat to allow it in a headline when people are getting time outs for much less.

Like somebody already said, it's only racist if you immediately think, "Apes = black people." I've used the word many times and never once thought anything about black people. But I usually say "batshiat."  And then I don't think about bats, either, because, you know, it's just a word. A nonsense word, in fact.

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: I want my 72 hours back, Fark.

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: JackieRabbit: Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: I get banned for three days for saying "chimp out" when two beasts shoot each other in a drugstore, yet someone can put "ape shiat" directly in a headline and that's fine? You modmins can suck my dick.

/I mad bro

Where in the hell did you learn that "ape shiat" is racist? The term has NOTHING to do with Black people, but refers to how crazy-violent apes can become when they are angered.

You agree with me 100% then. "Chimp out" is not racist because it merely describes how crazy-violent chimps get when they are angered. I want my 72 hours back, Fark.

Good ... now go file a claim that you were denied access to a free website in court ... can't wait for you to be the next Fark article I read.

bluefoxicy: Fissile:
Fark America and its population of farking morans, thug wannabes and Christian Taliban, this can't collapse soon enough.

The funny thing about thug life is if you look, it's like all black people and wigger yo-boys (white kids trying to be black).

Know why?

Hint: It's not 'cause blacks are like that.

Pull down some of that music video stuff--you gotta go to YouTube, man, that MTV thing doesn't do that anymore. Pull up hip hop and rap and such, look at what they got from like Six Pack and Fifty Cents Piece and Joe Flacco or whatever those rappers are calling themselves now.

Yep.

It's all black people, with guns, shooting each other, robbing stores, talkin' 'bout the police being the enemy, run from the cops, smoke some weed, score some whores, etc.

This comes down from the rich black rappers that make all their money getting young black men to buy their CDs, shirts, signature guns, and come to their concerts wearing their pants half past their asses.

Rich black rappers.

Hmm.

So rich black rappers talk about being rich pimp thugs trafficking drugs and shooting guns and running in gangs and outrunning the police and stealing cars.

Poor black rappers give away all their money, and then subsequently take up the thug life image.

We need to go arrest all the rich black rappers and move all their shiat to New York, put them on Wall Street across the street from the rich white bankers, tell them "this be ya new condo now, it's like ya crib and shiat" or whatever black people say. Then at least we'll have all the rich criminals in one place, just in case it gets hit with an earthquake and rids us of all of them in one swing. It'd be terrible if New York got hit with an earth quake and only rid us of half the super-rich criminals in this country.

Eh, I'd say more of the blame there is on the recording companies. If you're a talented young black artist it's either go with that flow or go indie.

JackieRabbit: Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: I get banned for three days for saying "chimp out" when two beasts shoot each other in a drugstore, yet someone can put "ape shiat" directly in a headline and that's fine? You modmins can suck my dick.

/I mad bro

Where in the hell did you learn that "ape shiat" is racist? The term has NOTHING to do with Black people, but refers to how crazy-violent apes can become when they are angered.



To a racist, black person = ape, ergo "apeshiat" now becomes a racist term.

namegoeshere: Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: I get banned for three days for saying "chimp out" when two beasts shoot each other in a drugstore, yet someone can put "ape shiat" directly in a headline and that's fine? You modmins can suck my dick.

/I mad bro

"Apeshiat" is racist now? I use that word to describe flipping-out behavior of persons or cats of any race.

Damn... I have to brush up on my racist skills.

It isn't, but if you're racist you'll adopt any terms that you think might be clever enough to knock the people who scare you down a peg.

lantawa: They make a good double cheezburger.

Once in a while I go to McDonalds, very rarely. Every time I Get a cheeseburger or a fish sandwich, I remember suddenly that McDonalds food (all of it, from all McDonalds) actually smells like dog shiat. The kind that dogs leave all over the house when you first get them. Every time, I open a bag of that and I'm like... this is food?

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: I get banned for three days for saying "chimp out" when two beasts shoot each other in a drugstore, yet someone can put "ape shiat" directly in a headline and that's fine? You modmins can suck my dick.

/I mad bro

"Apeshiat" is racist now? I use that word to describe flipping-out behavior of persons or cats of any race.

Damn... I have to brush up on my racist skills.

texdent: This is one of those things you would read on Customers_Suck or Notalwaysright

Or as a link to the Consumerist with them reporting James Wilson was distraught because they put the chocolate on the bottom of a hot fudge sundae, threatening to never, ever order another from McDonalds and encouraging everyone else to stop eating at Mickey Ds. On the other hand, this is a valuable lesson to people everywhere; when the customer wants his fudge repacked or salad tossed, you'd do best to comply with his wishes.

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: I get banned for three days for saying "chimp out" when two beasts shoot each other in a drugstore, yet someone can put "ape shiat" directly in a headline and that's fine? You modmins can suck my dick.

/I mad bro

Aww, I can't be racist on the internet. FML.

offmymeds: Oh, man. You know what... they got the fudge on the bottom-- y'see? That enables you to control your fudge distribution as you're eatin' your ice cream.

Ctrl-F.

"distribution"

Win.

lantawa: They make a good double cheezburger.

no they dont.

I get banned for three days for saying "chimp out" when two beasts shoot each other in a drugstore, yet someone can put "ape shiat" directly in a headline and that's fine? You modmins can suck my dick.

/I mad bro

spentmiles: I worked at Wendy's throughout high school and saw some serious shiat. The manager was an ex-con with jail house tats all over his neck and a blue teardrop under his right eye. His management style was quiet and efficient - if you were screwing up, he'd just start staring at you. The longer he stared at you, the more trouble you were getting into. This one fat biatch kept talking on the restaurant phone while she was supposed to be filling drive-thru orders, so he grabbed her by the hair and threw her out the drive-thru window. She didn't have a car, always rode the bus, so she took off screaming as she ran up the highway. Ridiculous.

One spring, this homeless guy started coming in and stealing food out of the inside trash bins. He'd just stand there in the seating area, stinking and eating whatever he pulled out of the trash. People were disgusted but the guy was too mentally ill to understand even the simple direction of "GET THE fark OUT OF HERE." So the manager made him up a hamburger full of rat poison and stuck it in the trash. The guy thought he'd hit the jackpot and scarfed it down in three bites. He was already groaning when he walked out. We never saw him again.

Then there was the terrible case of Reggie. Reggie was a nice looking guy and well spoken, so he got put on the register as opposed to trash duty. Everything was going along swimmingly until Reggie's register started coming up a few dollars shorter every shift. I remember the manager storming out of the back office where he did the books. He grabbed Reggie by the back of the hair, drug him into the kitchen, and shoved his face into the deep fryer. His screams gargled up from the hot oil. When he pulled him out, his face was nothing but dripping flesh. It looks like a popped blister. Reggie was screaming at the top of his lungs, so the manager snapped a mop handle in half and then shoved the sharp end through Reggie's chest. He flopped around for a few minutes, pulled down a bag of frozen french fries which scattered, and then died. Manager looked at me and said, "clean it up." Believe me, I got right to it.

That episode put him back in the penitentiary, probably for life. I hope he pulled kitchen duty because that guy knew how to run a joint. I wish my managers now were more like him rather than these baby ass fools who keep sending me to sensitivity training.

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spentmiles: I worked at Wendy's throughout high school and saw some serious shiat. The manager was an ex-con with jail house tats all over his neck and a blue teardrop under his right eye.

One of the best stories yet.

After reading so many of these McDonald's (or any food service places), I'm just sad. What the hell is wrong with people that makes them feel like it's OK to cold-cock someone in the face over food? How far have we gone off the rails?

Im not saying its right, but I understand...