consider this: Ape shiat is racist and it's hypocritical as shiat to allow it in a headline when people are getting time outs for much less.

Like somebody already said, it's only racist if you immediately think, "Apes = black people." I've used the word many times and never once thought anything about black people. But I usually say "batshiat."  And then I don't think about bats, either, because, you know, it's just a word. A nonsense word, in fact.

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: JackieRabbit: Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: I get banned for three days for saying "chimp out" when two beasts shoot each other in a drugstore, yet someone can put "ape shiat" directly in a headline and that's fine? You modmins can suck my dick.

/I mad bro

Where in the hell did you learn that "ape shiat" is racist? The term has NOTHING to do with Black people, but refers to how crazy-violent apes can become when they are angered.

You agree with me 100% then. "Chimp out" is not racist because it merely describes how crazy-violent chimps get when they are angered. I want my 72 hours back, Fark.

You're not getting your 72 hours back. Don't have a category 5 over it...;)

Ummm, I actually like the chocolate at the bottom of a McD's sundae. It's like having a candy bar after my ice cream.

cryinoutloud: consider this: Ape shiat is racist and it's hypocritical as shiat to allow it in a headline when people are getting time outs for much less.

Like somebody already said, it's only racist if you immediately think, "Apes = black people." I've used the word many times and never once thought anything about black people. But I usually say "batshiat."  And then I don't think about bats, either, because, you know, it's just a word. A nonsense word, in fact.


*Sigh*

Context means nothing to the disingenuous. Not many terms are inherently racist. Since Fark has an segment of users who actually complain about not being able to be racist, and another group who turn a blind keyboard to overt bigotry on a daily basis, it is not a reach to assume that Subby was trying to sneak one in. But, I don't think any of you ignoramuses should be banned. You should keep going until the Fark comments page reads like YouTube. Then you can all biatch about not being able to have intelligent discussions.

FTA: Assistant Manager Brad Skelton insisted Wilson was gaming to save a dime - the difference between the dollar menu "plain sundae" sans hot fudge sauce and an actual hot fudge sundae.

Sorry, I don't feel sorry for the guy. I almost could see his point if he had actually paid for a hot fudge sundae but no sympathy if he was trying to get a full price item for a dollar (and he got his dollar back). If your little scam doesn't work, STFU and leave.

//I'm all for sticking it to the man but this guy is just a douche.

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: I get banned for three days for saying "chimp out" when two beasts shoot each other in a drugstore, yet someone can put "ape shiat" directly in a headline and that's fine? You modmins can suck my dick.

For the record, the term c******T is in fact racist. Go ahead. Google it and tell me what you get for the FIRST RETURN.

DROxINxTHExWIND:
Context means nothing to the disingenuous. Not many terms are inherently racist. Since Fark has an segment of users who actually complain about not being able to be racist, and another group who turn a blind keyboard to overt bigotry on a daily basis, it is not a reach to assume that Subby was trying to sneak one in. But, I don't think any of you ignoramuses should be banned. You should keep going until the Fark comments page reads like YouTube. Then you can all biatch about not being able to have intelligent discussions.
Considering that this guy was only willing to pay 99c for a hot fudge sundae, I'd say that he was being ... nubianrdly. *rimshot*

OK, that filter effect was pretty funny ...

gja: Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: JackieRabbit: Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: I get banned for three days for saying "chimp out" when two beasts shoot each other in a drugstore, yet someone can put "ape shiat" directly in a headline and that's fine? You modmins can suck my dick.

/I mad bro

Where in the hell did you learn that "ape shiat" is racist? The term has NOTHING to do with Black people, but refers to how crazy-violent apes can become when they are angered.

You agree with me 100% then. "Chimp out" is not racist because it merely describes how crazy-violent chimps get when they are angered. I want my 72 hours back, Fark.

I knew I shouldn't have touched this tar baby.

Deman:
Eh, I'd say more of the blame there is on the recording companies. If you're a talented young black artist it's either go with that flow or go indie.

So it's back to the rich white folk again?

Damn is Wall Street farking everyone?

DROxINxTHExWIND: Noting Skelton was a white man half the size of Wilson, a black man, in a restaurant packed with black patrons, Counts dismissed Wilson's account with the rhetorical query, "Are you insane?"

What the fark does that mean?

It means don't fark with a fat black man's dessert? Either that or they're talking about dick size, I'm not sure.

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: I get banned for three days for saying "chimp out" when two beasts shoot each other in a drugstore, yet someone can put "ape shiat" directly in a headline and that's fine? You modmins can suck my dick.

/I mad bro

fark off again douchebag.

Shocking, using the race card...

DROxINxTHExWIND: Context means nothing to the disingenuous. Not many terms are inherently racist. Since Fark has an segment of users who actually complain about not being able to be racist, and another group who turn a blind keyboard to overt bigotry on a daily basis, it is not a reach to assume that Subby was trying to sneak one in. But, I don't think any of you ignoramuses should be banned. You should keep going until the Fark comments page reads like YouTube. Then you can all biatch about not being able to have intelligent discussions.

The article is more racist than the word you're going on about. I've never in my life heard a single racist connotation attached to apeshiat - and even 'ape' only in the hilariously Victorian turn-of-the-last-century racism. I'm not a fan of the overt racism that crops up occasionally, though I have the worst ignored, but get over the chip on your shoulder that makes you see racism in every word association you can come up with.

Hopefully this won't become some kind of code word now that you've put it out there.

DROxINxTHExWIND: *Sigh*
Context means nothing to the disingenuous. Not many terms are inherently racist. Since Fark has an segment of users who actually complain about not being able to be racist, and another group who turn a blind keyboard to overt bigotry on a daily basis, it is not a reach to assume that Subby was trying to sneak one in. But, I don't think any of you ignoramuses should be banned. You should keep going until the Fark comments page reads like YouTube. Then you can all biatch about not being able to have intelligent discussions.

Normally I'd agree with you, but race isn't brought up in this story until the very last sentence, and who the fark reads the whole story, let alone subbys?

Maybe it was on purpose, but hell, even I didn't read the entire story until someone started hollering "racist!" in this thread.

bluefoxicy: Deman:
Eh, I'd say more of the blame there is on the recording companies. If you're a talented young black artist it's either go with that flow or go indie.

So it's back to the rich white folk again?

Damn is Wall Street farking everyone?

Well, what I said wasn't the full story either. The record labels are just the suppliers, someone has to supply that demand.

Good choice on the jury trial

Remember, the jury is made of people that have absolutely NO desire to be there. The ONLY reason they are there is that your sorry arse would NOT take a plea. Who gives fark about the the facts, YOU are the reason I had to drive across the county, hang out in the "luxurious: jury room, wait for a couple of days, then come up and have to sit through a trial, a mother farking trial because of a Sundae, that you ordered a McDonalds' off the freakin dollar menu and the chocolate was not to you liking

Well boo farking hoo. Man up fat boy, it McD's. What was your expectation?? If you want a decent sundae, go to a place that SERVES sundaes.

Deliberate an hour? Not likely, we sat around for 55 minutes making jokes about your lame fat arse, then 1 minute voting, then 4 minutes picking a foreman. Just get me outa there.

foxyshadis: DROxINxTHExWIND: Context means nothing to the disingenuous. Not many terms are inherently racist. Since Fark has an segment of users who actually complain about not being able to be racist, and another group who turn a blind keyboard to overt bigotry on a daily basis, it is not a reach to assume that Subby was trying to sneak one in. But, I don't think any of you ignoramuses should be banned. You should keep going until the Fark comments page reads like YouTube. Then you can all biatch about not being able to have intelligent discussions.

The article is more racist than the word you're going on about. I've never in my life heard a single racist connotation attached to apeshiat - and even 'ape' only in the hilariously Victorian turn-of-the-last-century racism. I'm not a fan of the overt racism that crops up occasionally, though I have the worst ignored, but get over the chip on your shoulder that makes you see racism in every word association you can come up with.

Hopefully this won't become some kind of code word now that you've put it out there.


LMAO. Thanks for being the stereotypical white guy seeing anger in the black guy who made a reasoned and well-toned statement. Going on about? I didn't even say apeshiat was racist. I said Subby was probably trying to use a dog whistle, in humor. Get the chip off of your shoulder where any comment made against racism by a black guy send you into an anti-PC rant.

DROxINxTHExWIND:
LMAO. Thanks for being the stereotypical white guy seeing anger in the black guy who made a reasoned and well-toned statement. Going on about? I didn't even say apeshiat was racist. I said Subby was probably trying to use a dog whistle, in humor. Get the chip off of your shoulder where any comment made against racism by a black guy send you into an anti-PC rant.
Way to make it worse. He'll now be afraid that you're going to "put a cap in his ass", or whatever it is you "homies" do like in those rap songs that young people are listening to.

 
Lukewarm... and obligatory.

Damn, missed image above...

spentmiles: I worked at Wendy's throughout high school and saw some serious shiat. The manager was an ex-con with jail house tats all over his neck and a blue teardrop under his right eye. His management style was quiet and efficient - if you were screwing up, he'd just start staring at you. The longer he stared at you, the more trouble you were getting into. This one fat biatch kept talking on the restaurant phone while she was supposed to be filling drive-thru orders, so he grabbed her by the hair and threw her out the drive-thru window. She didn't have a car, always rode the bus, so she took off screaming as she ran up the highway. Ridiculous.

One spring, this homeless guy started coming in and stealing food out of the inside trash bins. He'd just stand there in the seating area, stinking and eating whatever he pulled out of the trash. People were disgusted but the guy was too mentally ill to understand even the simple direction of "GET THE fark OUT OF HERE." So the manager made him up a hamburger full of rat poison and stuck it in the trash. The guy thought he'd hit the jackpot and scarfed it down in three bites. He was already groaning when he walked out. We never saw him again.

Then there was the terrible case of Reggie. Reggie was a nice looking guy and well spoken, so he got put on the register as opposed to trash duty. Everything was going along swimmingly until Reggie's register started coming up a few dollars shorter every shift. I remember the manager storming out of the back office where he did the books. He grabbed Reggie by the back of the hair, drug him into the kitchen, and shoved his face into the deep fryer. His screams gargled up from the hot oil. When he pulled him out, his face was nothing but dripping flesh. It looks like a popped blister. Reggie was screaming at the top of his lungs, so the manager snapped a mop handle in half and then shoved the sharp end through Reggie's chest. He flopped around for a few minutes, pulled down a b ...

foxyshadis: spentmiles: I worked at Wendy's throughout high school and saw some serious shiat. The manager was an ex-con with jail house tats all over his neck and a blue teardrop under his right eye.

One of the best stories yet.

The anticlimactic ending makes it. "...sensitivity training." Not so much as an italic on that. It throws all the crazy shiat that went before into a context of straight-up honest narrative.

/Besides that, if I were a manager in these tough times, I would have the deepest respect for an employee who will have my back if I'm prepared to take a life over petty larceny.

mister aj: Way to make it worse. He'll now be afraid that you're going to "put a cap in his ass", or whatever it is you "homies" do like in those rap songs that young people are listening to.

Quit trying to be so PC. Dro has farking dreadlocks, and you know what that means. I also heard that his name has something to do with pot. It's a wonder he hasn't come in here and slit all our throats, because some gangsters have the ability to kill people over the internet.

They got the fudge on the bottom - ya see? That enables you to control your fudge distribution as you're eating your ice cream.

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Lukewarm... and obligatory.

Let's juice it up a notch:

spentmiles: I worked at Wendy's throughout high school and saw some serious shiat. The manager was an ex-con with jail house tats all over his neck and a blue teardrop under his right eye. His management style was quiet and efficient - if you were screwing up, he'd just start staring at you. The longer he stared at you, the more trouble you were getting into. This one fat biatch kept talking on the restaurant phone while she was supposed to be filling drive-thru orders, so he grabbed her by the hair and threw her out the drive-thru window. She didn't have a car, always rode the bus, so she took off screaming as she ran up the highway. Ridiculous.

One spring, this homeless guy started coming in and stealing food out of the inside trash bins. He'd just stand there in the seating area, stinking and eating whatever he pulled out of the trash. People were disgusted but the guy was too mentally ill to understand even the simple direction of "GET THE fark OUT OF HERE." So the manager made him up a hamburger full of rat poison and stuck it in the trash. The guy thought he'd hit the jackpot and scarfed it down in three bites. He was already groaning when he walked out. We never saw him again.

Then there was the terrible case of Reggie. Reggie was a nice looking guy and well spoken, so he got put on the register as opposed to trash duty. Everything was going along swimmingly until Reggie's register started coming up a few dollars shorter every shift. I remember the manager storming out of the back office where he did the books. He grabbed Reggie by the back of the hair, drug him into the kitchen, and shoved his face into the deep fryer. His screams gargled up from the hot oil. When he pulled him out, his face was nothing but dripping flesh. It looks like a popped blister. Reggie was screaming at the top of his lungs, so the manager snapped a mop handle in half and then shoved the sharp end through Reggie's chest. He flopped around for a few minutes, pulled down a bag of frozen french fries which scattered, and then died. Manager looked at me and said, "clean it up." Believe me, I got right to it.

That episode put him back in the penitentiary, probably for life. I hope he pulled kitchen duty because that guy knew how to run a joint. I wish my managers now were more like him rather than these baby ass fools who keep sending me to sensitivity training.

... And you didn't inform the police of these atrocious acts from your manager because.....??

kwame: spentmiles: I wish my managers now were more like him rather than these baby ass fools who keep sending me to sensitivity training.

Huh. All I got was gang-fondled by two female assistant managers in the walk-in.

Sounds like a bonus program

JackieRabbit: Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: I get banned for three days for saying "chimp out" when two beasts shoot each other in a drugstore, yet someone can put "ape shiat" directly in a headline and that's fine? You modmins can suck my dick.

/I mad bro

Where in the hell did you learn that "ape shiat" is racist? The term has NOTHING to do with Black people, but refers to how crazy-violent apes can become when they are angered.

DROxINxTHExWIND: LMAO. Thanks for being the stereotypical white guy seeing anger in the black guy who made a reasoned and well-toned statement. Going on about? I didn't even say apeshiat was racist. I said Subby was probably trying to use a dog whistle, in humor. Get the chip off of your shoulder where any comment made against racism by a black guy send you into an anti-PC rant.

So what you're trying to say is that despite the fact that apeshiat has always been used far more often to refer to non-blacks than blacks... it's now a dog whistle. Thanks for the update, but I'll need to see someone, anywhere, outside of your fevered imagination using it that way. Oh, and LMAO yourself, for assuming I thought you were angry. I don't think you're angry, just misguided and looking for racism in everyday places if apeshiat is where you're going to stake your flag.

Electronboy8: ... And you didn't inform the police of these atrocious acts from your manager because.....??

spentmiles is just an observer. A collector of the many curious behaviors of our world, which he sees far too often. The man is like the Forrest Gump of modern society, but a better writer. Otherwise most of us would never know these things happen, almost every day, just like they do to him.

if I weren't absolutely sure of his integrity, I'd wonder if he wasn't pulling our collective legs sometimes.

foxyshadis: DROxINxTHExWIND: LMAO. Thanks for being the stereotypical white guy seeing anger in the black guy who made a reasoned and well-toned statement. Going on about? I didn't even say apeshiat was racist. I said Subby was probably trying to use a dog whistle, in humor. Get the chip off of your shoulder where any comment made against racism by a black guy send you into an anti-PC rant.

So what you're trying to say is that despite the fact that apeshiat has always been used far more often to refer to non-blacks than blacks... it's now a dog whistle. Thanks for the update, but I'll need to see someone, anywhere, outside of your fevered imagination using it that way. Oh, and LMAO yourself, for assuming I thought you were angry. I don't think you're angry, just misguided and looking for racism in everyday places if apeshiat is where you're going to stake your flag.

*Sigh*

Ok, you win. I was "going on" about the word apeshiat and I'm the racist for thinking Subby may have used it because the perp was black. Smh. If you were really looking for an anti-PC beef, you could have explained to me what the judge meant with his comments. Since that IS the only thing that I commented on semi-angrily.

cryinoutloud: You know why it's like that? Because they make them ahead of time and put them in the freezer. I don't blame him for going batshiat. Is it too much trouble to just make the farking thing when the customer orders it? It takes about FOUR SECONDS. Would it really be too much trouble for the mongoloid behind the counter to actually look a person IN THE EYE, and actually MAKE him something to eat, instead of just taking it OUT OF A FARKING COOLER? Why is it so goddamn hard to get anything right, anywhere? WHY CAN'T I JUST HAVE WHAT I ORDERED? WHAT THE FARK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!, I JUST WANTED A LITTLE FUDGE ON TOP INSTEAD OF ON THE BOTTOM! ON THE TOP. WHY CAN'T I HAVE ONE LITTLE THING$#!!@(^$*#*!@$^&&%@!!!!!!----------------------

Unless that is something new they've started doing, they don't make sundaes ahead of time and stick them in the freezer. The ice cream takes 30 seconds, tops, to prepare.

Now, the dollar sandwiches are to be avoided unless you make a special order that involves removing some of the sauce. They definitely DO make a bunch of those ahead of time, and they sit in the holding area until some unlucky fool orders one (or ten).

The fudge on the bottom is a little weird, but you can take your spoon and stir it up a bit. Won't kill you, I promise.

cryinoutloud: You know why it's like that? Because they make them ahead of time and put them in the freezer. I don't blame him for going batshiat. Is it too much trouble to just make the farking thing when the customer orders it? It takes about FOUR SECONDS. Would it really be too much trouble for the mongoloid behind the counter to actually look a person IN THE EYE, and actually MAKE him something to eat, instead of just taking it OUT OF A FARKING COOLER? Why is it so goddamn hard to get anything right, anywhere? WHY CAN'T I JUST HAVE WHAT I ORDERED? WHAT THE FARK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!, I JUST WANTED A LITTLE FUDGE ON TOP INSTEAD OF ON THE BOTTOM! ON THE TOP. WHY CAN'T I HAVE ONE LITTLE THING$#!!@(^$*#*!@$^&&%@!!!!!!----------------------

Oh, and attitudes like yours are why people hate dealing with the public.

lantawa: Random Discord: lantawa: They make a good double cheezburger.

no they dont.

yes they do

No, they don't.

cryinoutloud: consider this: Ape shiat is racist and it's hypocritical as shiat to allow it in a headline when people are getting time outs for much less.

Like somebody already said, it's only racist if you immediately think, "Apes = black people." I've used the word many times and never once thought anything about black people. But I usually say "batshiat."  And then I don't think about bats, either, because, you know, it's just a word. A nonsense word, in fact.

NONESENSE WORD?!?!?11!!?

(picks up the flat hamburger he just ordered, comparing it to the picture behind the counter)
It's plump, juicy, three inches thick. Look at this sorry, miserable, squashed thing. Can anybody tell me what's wrong with this picture?

The My Little Pony Killer: Oh, and attitudes like yours are why people hate dealing with the public.

Did you drop your sense of humor off before you logged in today? Why don't you go have a nice hot fudge sundae, it'll cheer you right up.

I don't eat at McDonald's--but, so I'm told, a regular sundae has chocolate on the bottom and the hot fudge sundae (which costs more and has nuts) has the chocolate at the top.

So, ah, the guy was trying to game the system, the system asked him to stop, and he told the system he didn't like being called out for trying to game the system.

He told the system this with his fist.

spentmiles: I worked at Wendy's throughout high school and saw some serious shiat. The manager was an ex-con with jail house tats all over his neck and a blue teardrop under his right eye. His management style was quiet and efficient - if you were screwing up, he'd just start staring at you. The longer he stared at you, the more trouble you were getting into. This one fat biatch kept talking on the restaurant phone while she was supposed to be filling drive-thru orders, so he grabbed her by the hair and threw her out the drive-thru window. She didn't have a car, always rode the bus, so she took off screaming as she ran up the highway. Ridiculous.

One spring, this homeless guy started coming in and stealing food out of the inside trash bins. He'd just stand there in the seating area, stinking and eating whatever he pulled out of the trash. People were disgusted but the guy was too mentally ill to understand even the simple direction of "GET THE fark OUT OF HERE." So the manager made him up a hamburger full of rat poison and stuck it in the trash. The guy thought he'd hit the jackpot and scarfed it down in three bites. He was already groaning when he walked out. We never saw him again.

Then there was the terrible case of Reggie. Reggie was a nice looking guy and well spoken, so he got put on the register as opposed to trash duty. Everything was going along swimmingly until Reggie's register started coming up a few dollars shorter every shift. I remember the manager storming out of the back office where he did the books. He grabbed Reggie by the back of the hair, drug him into the kitchen, and shoved his face into the deep fryer. His screams gargled up from the hot oil. When he pulled him out, his face was nothing but dripping flesh. It looks like a popped blister. Reggie was screaming at the top of his lungs, so the manager snapped a mop handle in half and then shoved the sharp end through Reggie's chest. He flopped around for a few minutes, pulled down a b ...

I'm always half way into the shiat you write before I realize I have to look up and see,... yep, spentmiles
/Always enjoy your stories or whatever they are

cryinoutloud: Electronboy8: ... And you didn't inform the police of these atrocious acts from your manager because.....??

spentmiles is just an observer. A collector of the many curious behaviors of our world, which he sees far too often. The man is like the Forrest Gump of modern society, but a better writer. Otherwise most of us would never know these things happen, almost every day, just like they do to him.

if I weren't absolutely sure of his integrity, I'd wonder if he wasn't pulling our collective legs sometimes.

I dont' want to live in a world where spentmiles' stories aren't true.

cryinoutloud: DROxINxTHExWIND: *Sigh*
Context means nothing to the disingenuous. Not many terms are inherently racist. Since Fark has an segment of users who actually complain about not being able to be racist, and another group who turn a blind keyboard to overt bigotry on a daily basis, it is not a reach to assume that Subby was trying to sneak one in. But, I don't think any of you ignoramuses should be banned. You should keep going until the Fark comments page reads like YouTube. Then you can all biatch about not being able to have intelligent discussions.

Normally I'd agree with you, but race isn't brought up in this story until the very last sentence, and who the fark reads the whole story, let alone subbys?

Maybe it was on purpose, but hell, even I didn't read the entire story until someone started hollering "racist!" in this thread.

That might normally be a good point, but in this particular case everyone knew it was a black guy just from reading the sentence of the article. Just like the "Three women attack waitress" stories. Don't blame the messenger...

/running away now...

kwame: There's no excuse for punching someone, but this:

As Wilson headed toward the exit, Skelton darted toward a side door facing the exit.

"I just wanted to make sure he actually (left)," Skelton said. "I took two more steps out the door, and he hit me in the face."

smells like bullsh*t. There was more going on, and Skeletor was probably antagonistic in this situation. I'm glad Wilson got the fine, and a little jail time might be good for him, but I hope Skeletor at least gets a reprimand for ramping the situation up.

As a manager of leader on duty, it is your job to escort any unruly people out of the store. ANY BUSINESS. You are the top person in that store atm and it is in your best interest that any threats are removed from the premise.