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(KnoxNews)   McDonald's patron goes ape shiat and punches assistant manager in the face after his hot fudge sundae arrives with chocolate on the bottom instead of the top   (knoxnews.com) divider line 155
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2012-08-22 09:39:06 AM
He wasn't loving it...
 
2012-08-22 09:39:07 AM
This is one of those things you would read on Customers_Suck or Notalwaysright
 
2012-08-22 09:39:52 AM
Sir, if you don't shut up, I'm going to kick 100% of your ass!!
 
2012-08-22 09:40:37 AM
Im not saying its right, but I understand...
 
2012-08-22 09:41:02 AM
Clearly this is a hate crime.
 
2012-08-22 09:41:34 AM
Obvious tag out getting a caramel sundae?
 
2012-08-22 09:41:34 AM
Subby, you might go ape shiat too if some McDonalds employee packed your fudge without kissing you first.
 
2012-08-22 09:42:22 AM
What an idiot. Where does McDonald's hire these people from?
 
2012-08-22 09:43:13 AM
this guy went to a jury trial and his defense was...

"The food appeared to be right, but the dessert, it had chocolate on the bottom," Wilson told jurors. "The hot fudge should be on top. It freezes up when you get fudge on the bottom of it. I asked them to redo it."

wft?
 
2012-08-22 09:44:10 AM
That assistant manager's very fortunate that he escaped with his life. Around here, that's a hangin' offense.
 
2012-08-22 09:46:02 AM
You know why it's like that? Because they make them ahead of time and put them in the freezer. I don't blame him for going batshiat. Is it too much trouble to just make the farking thing when the customer orders it? It takes about FOUR SECONDS. Would it really be too much trouble for the mongoloid behind the counter to actually look a person IN THE EYE, and actually MAKE him something to eat, instead of just taking it OUT OF A FARKING COOLER? Why is it so goddamn hard to get anything right, anywhere? WHY CAN'T I JUST HAVE WHAT I ORDERED? WHAT THE FARK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!, I JUST WANTED A LITTLE FUDGE ON TOP INSTEAD OF ON THE BOTTOM! ON THE TOP. WHY CAN'T I HAVE ONE LITTLE THING$#!!@(^$*#*!@$^&&%@!!!!!!----------------------
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-08-22 09:46:34 AM
Farking animal. This is why it sucks SO bad to have to deal with the public at times.
What goddamned shame. Hope this jerk get a life-ban from all McDonald's.
Glad to see it cost him a good chunk of money and may get to visit 'Club Fed' for a bit.
I'm sure having a violent assault charge in his folder will help remind him of how galactically stupid he behaved.
 
2012-08-22 09:47:54 AM
Damn fool should have had a strawberry sundae. Next time he'll know better.
 
2012-08-22 09:48:10 AM
LACES OUT, DAN!!!
 
2012-08-22 09:48:12 AM
No that wasn't why he punched the manager guy.. It was a long list of things and the final snap happened after years of nothing ever going right. The sunday was the final straw.

It's like those stories, "Man kills wife over napkin." Wasn't the napkin..
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-08-22 09:49:12 AM

cryinoutloud: You know why it's like that? Because they make them ahead of time and put them in the freezer. I don't blame him for going batshiat. Is it too much trouble to just make the farking thing when the customer orders it? It takes about FOUR SECONDS. Would it really be too much trouble for the mongoloid behind the counter to actually look a person IN THE EYE, and actually MAKE him something to eat, instead of just taking it OUT OF A FARKING COOLER? Why is it so goddamn hard to get anything right, anywhere? WHY CAN'T I JUST HAVE WHAT I ORDERED? WHAT THE FARK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!, I JUST WANTED A LITTLE FUDGE ON TOP INSTEAD OF ON THE BOTTOM! ON THE TOP. WHY CAN'T I HAVE ONE LITTLE THING$#!!@(^$*#*!@$^&&%@!!!!!!----------------------


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2012-08-22 09:49:45 AM
After reading so many of these McDonald's (or any food service places), I'm just sad. What the hell is wrong with people that makes them feel like it's OK to cold-cock someone in the face over food? How far have we gone off the rails?
 
2012-08-22 09:50:03 AM
FTA:
Noting Skelton was a white man half the size of Wilson, a black man, in a restaurant packed with black patrons, Counts dismissed Wilson's account with the rhetorical query, "Are you insane?"

Is there a racial context to the chocolate being beneath the vanilla?

Also, the customer is twice the size of a man the size of the manager. Never mess up the sundae of a fat man.
 
2012-08-22 09:53:01 AM
I worked at Wendy's throughout high school and saw some serious shiat. The manager was an ex-con with jail house tats all over his neck and a blue teardrop under his right eye. His management style was quiet and efficient - if you were screwing up, he'd just start staring at you. The longer he stared at you, the more trouble you were getting into. This one fat biatch kept talking on the restaurant phone while she was supposed to be filling drive-thru orders, so he grabbed her by the hair and threw her out the drive-thru window. She didn't have a car, always rode the bus, so she took off screaming as she ran up the highway. Ridiculous.

One spring, this homeless guy started coming in and stealing food out of the inside trash bins. He'd just stand there in the seating area, stinking and eating whatever he pulled out of the trash. People were disgusted but the guy was too mentally ill to understand even the simple direction of "GET THE fark OUT OF HERE." So the manager made him up a hamburger full of rat poison and stuck it in the trash. The guy thought he'd hit the jackpot and scarfed it down in three bites. He was already groaning when he walked out. We never saw him again.

Then there was the terrible case of Reggie. Reggie was a nice looking guy and well spoken, so he got put on the register as opposed to trash duty. Everything was going along swimmingly until Reggie's register started coming up a few dollars shorter every shift. I remember the manager storming out of the back office where he did the books. He grabbed Reggie by the back of the hair, drug him into the kitchen, and shoved his face into the deep fryer. His screams gargled up from the hot oil. When he pulled him out, his face was nothing but dripping flesh. It looks like a popped blister. Reggie was screaming at the top of his lungs, so the manager snapped a mop handle in half and then shoved the sharp end through Reggie's chest. He flopped around for a few minutes, pulled down a bag of frozen french fries which scattered, and then died. Manager looked at me and said, "clean it up." Believe me, I got right to it.

That episode put him back in the penitentiary, probably for life. I hope he pulled kitchen duty because that guy knew how to run a joint. I wish my managers now were more like him rather than these baby ass fools who keep sending me to sensitivity training.
 
2012-08-22 09:53:22 AM
Oh, man. You know what... they got the fudge on the bottom-- y'see? That enables you to control your fudge distribution as you're eatin' your ice cream.
 
2012-08-22 09:54:58 AM
You want the damn fudge on top? Then quit being such a damn[realwordthatisn'ttheslightestbitracistbutFarksensorsanyway] skinflint and go to a real ice cream shop!

You don't eat at Mc Donalds and expect quality.
 
2012-08-22 09:55:59 AM

cryinoutloud: You know why it's like that? Because they make them ahead of time and put them in the freezer. I don't blame him for going batshiat. Is it too much trouble to just make the farking thing when the customer orders it? It takes about FOUR SECONDS. Would it really be too much trouble for the mongoloid behind the counter to actually look a person IN THE EYE, and actually MAKE him something to eat, instead of just taking it OUT OF A FARKING COOLER? Why is it so goddamn hard to get anything right, anywhere? WHY CAN'T I JUST HAVE WHAT I ORDERED? WHAT THE FARK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!, I JUST WANTED A LITTLE FUDGE ON TOP INSTEAD OF ON THE BOTTOM! ON THE TOP. WHY CAN'T I HAVE ONE LITTLE THING$#!!@(^$*#*!@$^&&%@!!!!!!----------------------


It was an accident! It's the trigger. It's sensitive. It's okay! Hey Rick, I think we have a critic here. I don't think she liked the special sauce.
 
2012-08-22 09:56:08 AM
FTA: Noting Skelton was a white man half the size of Wilson, a black man, in a restaurant packed with black patrons, Counts dismissed Wilson's account with the rhetorical query, "Are you insane?"

Short answer: Yes
Long answer: Yeeeeeeessssssss
 
2012-08-22 09:56:10 AM
that'll teach Ronald McDonald a lesson!!
 
2012-08-22 09:56:40 AM
When I was younger they always put a bit on the bottom, and a bit on the top.

Thought this process was stopped for cost reasons.
 
2012-08-22 09:56:52 AM
Freedom
 
2012-08-22 09:57:12 AM

spentmiles: This one fat biatch kept talking on the restaurant phone while she was supposed to be filling drive-thru orders, so he grabbed her by the hair and threw her out the drive-thru window. She didn't have a car, always rode the bus, so she took off screaming as she ran up the highway. Ridiculous.


See, spentmiles, people would have believed you all the way if you hadn't started with this one. No way would a fat lady have fit through the drive-thru.
 
2012-08-22 09:57:20 AM
Before I read the article, I immediately thought "Aspergers", but then I read the article and am convinced it's a bit more than that.
 
2012-08-22 09:59:01 AM

Headso: this guy went to a jury trial and his defense was...

"The food appeared to be right, but the dessert, it had chocolate on the bottom," Wilson told jurors. "The hot fudge should be on top. It freezes up when you get fudge on the bottom of it. I asked them to redo it."

wft?


This is true. They don't put it on top so they can freeze it. If it says 'hot fudge sundae', damn it, I want that fudge hot!
 
2012-08-22 09:59:28 AM
www.movieprop.com
 
2012-08-22 10:00:00 AM
Judge Bob McGee

Hey Hey Hey.
 
2012-08-22 10:00:35 AM

spentmiles: I worked at Wendy's throughout high school and saw some serious shiat. The manager was an ex-con with jail house tats all over his neck and a blue teardrop under his right eye.


One of the best stories yet.
 
2012-08-22 10:01:00 AM
>after an hour of deliberations

I suspect 5 minutes of deliberation and 55 minutes of debate on whether they should draw it out further to get lunch.
 
2012-08-22 10:01:40 AM
v030o.popscreen.com
 
2012-08-22 10:02:15 AM
In other news, the only qualification required to become a reporter for the Knoxville News Sentinel Co. is a GED and being able to spell your own name.

/"Wilson rolled up at the McDonald's restaurant "
//"Brad Skelton insisted Wilson was gaming to save a dime"
///"What happened next was the crux of the case, which Wilson has pushed from misdemeanor court, through a grand jury and all the way to Criminal Court."
 
2012-08-22 10:03:07 AM
I see all the real epicureans eat at convenience restaurants.

/do you really expect great food for 99 cent?
 
2012-08-22 10:04:45 AM

spentmiles: I worked at Wendy's throughout high school and saw some serious shiat. The manager was an ex-con with jail house tats all over his neck and a blue teardrop under his right eye. His management style was quiet and efficient - if you were screwing up, he'd just start staring at you. The longer he stared at you, the more trouble you were getting into. This one fat biatch kept talking on the restaurant phone while she was supposed to be filling drive-thru orders, so he grabbed her by the hair and threw her out the drive-thru window. She didn't have a car, always rode the bus, so she took off screaming as she ran up the highway. Ridiculous.

One spring, this homeless guy started coming in and stealing food out of the inside trash bins. He'd just stand there in the seating area, stinking and eating whatever he pulled out of the trash. People were disgusted but the guy was too mentally ill to understand even the simple direction of "GET THE fark OUT OF HERE." So the manager made him up a hamburger full of rat poison and stuck it in the trash. The guy thought he'd hit the jackpot and scarfed it down in three bites. He was already groaning when he walked out. We never saw him again.

Then there was the terrible case of Reggie. Reggie was a nice looking guy and well spoken, so he got put on the register as opposed to trash duty. Everything was going along swimmingly until Reggie's register started coming up a few dollars shorter every shift. I remember the manager storming out of the back office where he did the books. He grabbed Reggie by the back of the hair, drug him into the kitchen, and shoved his face into the deep fryer. His screams gargled up from the hot oil. When he pulled him out, his face was nothing but dripping flesh. It looks like a popped blister. Reggie was screaming at the top of his lungs, so the manager snapped a mop handle in half and then shoved the sharp end through Reggie's chest. He flopped around for a few minutes, pulled down a bag of frozen french fries which scattered, and then died. Manager looked at me and said, "clean it up." Believe me, I got right to it.

That episode put him back in the penitentiary, probably for life. I hope he pulled kitchen duty because that guy knew how to run a joint. I wish my managers now were more like him rather than these baby ass fools who keep sending me to sensitivity training.


Your newsletter, I would like to subscribe.
 
2012-08-22 10:05:39 AM
There's no excuse for punching someone, but this:

As Wilson headed toward the exit, Skelton darted toward a side door facing the exit.

"I just wanted to make sure he actually (left)," Skelton said. "I took two more steps out the door, and he hit me in the face."


smells like bullsh*t. There was more going on, and Skeletor was probably antagonistic in this situation. I'm glad Wilson got the fine, and a little jail time might be good for him, but I hope Skeletor at least gets a reprimand for ramping the situation up.
 
2012-08-22 10:06:39 AM

texdent: This is one of those things you would read on Customers_Suck or Notalwaysright


I was going to say, just when I'm convinced those stories on notalwaysright have to be fake...
 
2012-08-22 10:08:08 AM

spentmiles: I worked at Wendy's throughout high school and saw some serious shiat. The manager was an ex-con with jail house tats all over his neck and a blue teardrop under his right eye.

*snip*


I worked at Wendy's for one day back in high school. The things I saw...well, it made Spentmiles tale not so far-fetched actually.
 
2012-08-22 10:08:08 AM
Well at least subby got the "ape" part right.
/tit
 
2012-08-22 10:08:20 AM

Rich Cream: I see all the real epicureans eat at convenience restaurants.

/do you really expect great food for 99 cent?


They also expect free, fast, error-free, high quality, abundant healthcare.
 
2012-08-22 10:11:06 AM

xynix: No that wasn't why he punched the manager guy.. It was a long list of things and the final snap happened after years of nothing ever going right. The sunday was the final straw.

It's like those stories, "Man kills wife over napkin." Wasn't the napkin..


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


btw: dude in the article is right, McDonald's doesn't know how to make a sundae anymore, or what customer service is. does McDonald's not have basic standards of presentation anymore?


not worth a fight, but xynix is right that it wasn't the sundae
 
2012-08-22 10:11:38 AM

xynix: No that wasn't why he punched the manager guy.. It was a long list of things and the final snap happened after years of nothing ever going right. The sunday was the final straw.

It's like those stories, "Man kills wife over napkin." Wasn't the napkin..


Man kills wife over napkin? At least he was neat.
 
2012-08-22 10:12:02 AM
They make a good double cheezburger.
 
2012-08-22 10:13:20 AM

foxyshadis: spentmiles: I worked at Wendy's throughout high school and saw some serious shiat. The manager was an ex-con with jail house tats all over his neck and a blue teardrop under his right eye.

One of the best stories yet.


I was swallowing it right up until the fat girl went out the drive-through window, then I thought, "how did he manage that?" then I looked at the logon. Spentmiles.

*doffs hat*

Well played, sir. Well played indeed.
 
2012-08-22 10:14:05 AM
Link Hey hey hey Bobby Mcgee
 
2012-08-22 10:16:20 AM
I get banned for three days for saying "chimp out" when two beasts shoot each other in a drugstore, yet someone can put "ape shiat" directly in a headline and that's fine? You modmins can suck my dick.

/I mad bro
 
2012-08-22 10:16:30 AM
Am I the only one who actually likes the chocolate or caramel on the bottom of the McSundae? then when you're finished w the ice cream, you get nothing but a spoonful of greatness!
 
2012-08-22 10:16:37 AM

spentmiles: I worked at Wendy's throughout high school and saw some serious shiat. The manager was an ex-con with jail house tats all over his neck and a blue teardrop under his right eye. His management style was quiet and efficient - if you were screwing up, he'd just start staring at you. The longer he stared at you, the more trouble you were getting into. This one fat biatch kept talking on the restaurant phone while she was supposed to be filling drive-thru orders, so he grabbed her by the hair and threw her out the drive-thru window. She didn't have a car, always rode the bus, so she took off screaming as she ran up the highway. Ridiculous.

One spring, this homeless guy started coming in and stealing food out of the inside trash bins. He'd just stand there in the seating area, stinking and eating whatever he pulled out of the trash. People were disgusted but the guy was too mentally ill to understand even the simple direction of "GET THE fark OUT OF HERE." So the manager made him up a hamburger full of rat poison and stuck it in the trash. The guy thought he'd hit the jackpot and scarfed it down in three bites. He was already groaning when he walked out. We never saw him again.

Then there was the terrible case of Reggie. Reggie was a nice looking guy and well spoken, so he got put on the register as opposed to trash duty. Everything was going along swimmingly until Reggie's register started coming up a few dollars shorter every shift. I remember the manager storming out of the back office where he did the books. He grabbed Reggie by the back of the hair, drug him into the kitchen, and shoved his face into the deep fryer. His screams gargled up from the hot oil. When he pulled him out, his face was nothing but dripping flesh. It looks like a popped blister. Reggie was screaming at the top of his lungs, so the manager snapped a mop handle in half and then shoved the sharp end through Reggie's chest. He flopped around for a few minutes, pulled down a b ...


I think I love you. Thanks again spentmiles.
 
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