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(Crooks & Liars)   Reiance Prrrreeibius explains why Akin's views on abortion aren't legitimate, but Ryan's are legitimate, despite them cosponsoring several anti-abortion bills together   (videocafe.crooksandliars.com) divider line 105
    More: Silly, Reince Priebus, Erin Burnett, Senator Scott Brown, Todd Akin, RNC, Mitt Romney, vice presidential candidate  
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2012-08-22 10:54:17 AM  
You can't be pro-women while also actively trying to strip away the rights of women.

Reince is a square peg trying very hard to cram himself into a round hole.
 
2012-08-22 10:54:31 AM  

skullkrusher: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: women lie to get abortions.

my mom brought me to the abortionist and tried to convince the doctor that I was still a fetus. Women lie to get abortions, just not successfully.


And? Was she successful or not?
Don't leave us hangin', man.
 
2012-08-22 10:54:43 AM  
I propose we call him RNC PR BS from now on.
 
2012-08-22 10:55:10 AM  
Hey you farking lying republicans taxpayer is NOT allowed to go for abortions. And you media call the liars out when republicans state that position they have to prevent taxpayer money from going to pay for abortions.
 
2012-08-22 10:55:31 AM  

urbangirl: SovietCanuckistan: The tubes are spastic

My new fav GOP talking point - Thanks Doc Willke

OK wait a minute. I want the backstory on this one.


"This is a traumatic thing - she's, shall we say, she's uptight," Dr. Willke said of a woman being raped, adding, "She is frightened, tight, and so on. And sperm, if deposited in her vagina, are less likely to be able to fertilize. The tubes are spastic."
 
2012-08-22 10:56:07 AM  

The Jami Turman Fan Club: skullkrusher: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: women lie to get abortions.

my mom brought me to the abortionist and tried to convince the doctor that I was still a fetus. Women lie to get abortions, just not successfully.

And? Was she successful or not?
Don't leave us hangin', man.


no. I am very good at limbo
 
2012-08-22 10:58:54 AM  

SovietCanuckistan: The tubes are spastic

My new fav GOP talking point - Thanks Doc Willke



Which tubes? The vas deferns?

/mine get a little spastic at times
 
2012-08-22 10:59:43 AM  
Paul Ryan is anti-abortion and I disagree with his position, but putting that on par with the "legitimate" rape comment and the assumption that women can magically will themselves to not be pregnant after a rape seems a little harsh.

I mean, Ryan's sort of in the "I disagree with you, but I'm pretty sure you're not Hitler" position, whereas with Aiken I have to keep checking to make sure he still doesn't have the stupid mustache.

ArkPanda: I think there are a lot more pro-life women than you might think in the middle of the country, even if it's not the vast majority. I can't find a gender breakdown of the new polls but I'm sure Akin's still getting plenty of support from women.


I dunno, since we're comparing Ryan and Aiken, I think there's a line somewhere between "abortion is wrong in all cases and shouldn't be allowed" and "if you get pregnant from a rape obviously it wasn't a real rape and it's your fault, you slut" that the latter has crossed and the former has not. Again, there is a meaningful distinction here, even if it's mostly one of degree rather than nature.
 
2012-08-22 11:00:07 AM  

Vodka Zombie: Reince is a square peg trying very hard to cram himself into a round hole.


That's disgusting.
 
2012-08-22 11:01:35 AM  

SovietCanuckistan: urbangirl: SovietCanuckistan: The tubes are spastic

My new fav GOP talking point - Thanks Doc Willke

OK wait a minute. I want the backstory on this one.

"This is a traumatic thing - she's, shall we say, she's uptight," Dr. Willke said of a woman being raped, adding, "She is frightened, tight, and so on. And sperm, if deposited in her vagina, are less likely to be able to fertilize. The tubes are spastic."


O. M. G.

/should i laugh or cry?
 
2012-08-22 11:02:21 AM  

Jim_Callahan: women can magically will themselves to not be pregnant after a rape


No no no. They have no control over their bodies. Where'd you get that crap from? It's completely an hysterical reaction. Women don't even know if they orgasm or not. Men just know better.
 
2012-08-22 11:03:10 AM  

T-Servo: Vodka Zombie: Reince is a square peg trying very hard to cram himself into a round hole.

That's disgusting.


YOU ARE! YOU'RE ONE!

I'd point, too... but, well... It would be rude.
 
2012-08-22 11:03:42 AM  

Vodka Zombie: You can't be pro-women while also actively trying to strip away the rights of women.

Reince is a square peg trying very hard to cram himself into a round hole.


Standard GOP double-think.

The other is "Every life is precious" and "Bomb farking everyone" simultaneously.

/the closest liberal variant is "pro-choice but anti-war"
//still not on par with the right
 
2012-08-22 11:05:53 AM  
hysteria [hɪˈstɪərɪə]
n
1. (Psychiatry) a mental disorder characterized by emotional outbursts, susceptibility to autosuggestion, and, often, symptoms such as paralysis that mimic the effects of physical disorders


You can't deny science!
 
2012-08-22 11:06:43 AM  
"This is a traumatic thing -- she's, shall we say, she's uptight," Dr. Willke said of a woman being raped, adding, "She is frightened, tight, and so on. And sperm, if deposited in her vagina, are less likely to be able to fertilize. The tubes are spastic."

cdn.theatlantic.com

" I look forward to working with Dr. Willke and welcome him to Romney for President."
 
2012-08-22 11:07:28 AM  

Vodka Zombie: You can't be pro-women while also actively trying to strip away the rights of women.

Reince is a square peg trying very hard to cram himself into a round hole.


Whose round hole?
 
2012-08-22 11:13:16 AM  

Jim_Callahan: I dunno, since we're comparing Ryan and Aiken, I think there's a line somewhere between "abortion is wrong in all cases and shouldn't be allowed" and "if you get pregnant from a rape obviously it wasn't a real rape and it's your fault, you slut" that the latter has crossed and the former has not. Again, there is a meaningful distinction here, even if it's mostly one of degree rather than nature.


Here's the thing though, Paul Ryan Agrees with the derptastic Akin part too, he's just not stupid enough to say it. It's a pretty common thought process in the "no exceptions on abortion whatsoever" crowd to morally justify forcing women to carry rape babies to term.
 
2012-08-22 11:13:18 AM  
Anyone else remember when this first started there was an onslaught of pictures of botched alley-abortions performed by men who have no knowledge of anatomy? Or the pictures of women who bled out when they snagged the wrong thing with a bent hanger?

I'm not going back to that.

It's amazing how these "conservative" people can be bleeding hearts for someone who doesn't exist yet, but not for the person who is cornered into actions like I describe above.

fark you to hell.
 
2012-08-22 11:15:19 AM  

Jim_Callahan: Paul Ryan is anti-abortion and I disagree with his position, but putting that on par with the "legitimate" rape comment and the assumption that women can magically will themselves to not be pregnant after a rape seems a little harsh.


I think there is two seperate issues ...

a) The "Legitimate" Rape - "Rape rape" vs. "Slut rape" has been a GOP boogeyman for a long time, with the contention that slutty women claim to have been raped to justify abortions. This is why Ryan and Akin's co-sponsored anti-abortion bill specifically mentioned "forcible rape" exceptions in it's wording. Since it's his authored bill with his name on it, it's hard to say he doesn't share this belief.

b) The biological defense mechanism that prevents pregancy .... I have no idea if Ryan shares this belief. I'll assume he doesn't since it's pants on the head retarded, even though it's apparently a popular opinion in the rabid pro-life community.
 
2012-08-22 11:23:18 AM  
Someone has probably already pointed this out, but, isn't it very telling how he says. "Well, certainly, you know first of all, if it was me and -- I wouldn't say anything that dumb as he has."

Not, "What he said was wrong and we do not agree with it."

So he's admitting that they officially agree with him, they're just not stupid enough to actually say it.


Baffling.
 
2012-08-22 11:24:41 AM  

The Homer Tax: Here's the thing though, Paul Ryan Agrees with the derptastic Akin part too, he's just not stupid enough to say it. It's a pretty common thought process in the "no exceptions on abortion whatsoever" crowd to morally justify forcing women to carry rape babies to term.


Yeah, but "no abortion, no exceptions" is just a political position that I (and basically everyone that's not a complete asshole) don't agree with. It's the making up random bullshiat to support it and presenting said bullshiat as fact that makes this despicable rather than just something we don't agree with.

There's a difference between shiat that's terrible if you don't agree with it and shiat that's terrible whether or not you agree with it, is what I'm saying here. Akin has crossed into the latter territory. If you agree with the basic premise there's nothing that Ryan has said that sounds particularly offensive, so he hasn't crossed that line into being a truly non-viable candidate (whose campaign should be aborted, ho, ho, ho) yet.
 
2012-08-22 11:26:42 AM  
Let's say the Republican "person-hood begins at conception" amendment is passed, AND they allow abortions for rape.

One question. If a pregnancy results from rape, at what point in time after conception does killing that person become murder, and what's your reasoning for selecting that date?
 
2012-08-22 11:31:56 AM  

Jim_Callahan: Yeah, but "no abortion, no exceptions" is just a political position that I (and basically everyone that's not a complete asshole) don't agree with. It's the making up random bullshiat to support it and presenting said bullshiat as fact that makes this despicable rather than just something we don't agree with.

There's a difference between shiat that's terrible if you don't agree with it and shiat that's terrible whether or not you agree with it, is what I'm saying here. Akin has crossed into the latter territory. If you agree with the basic premise there's nothing that Ryan has said that sounds particularly offensive, so he hasn't crossed that line into being a truly non-viable candidate (whose campaign should be aborted, ho, ho, ho) yet.



Oh, I never meant to imply that Paul Ryan was a non-viable candidate. I think he's a very viable candidate. There are a lot of people out there who agree with him, that's why it's a part of the GOP platform.
 
2012-08-22 11:34:20 AM  

SovietCanuckistan: The tubes are spastic

My new fav GOP talking point - Thanks Doc Willke


You see, the vagina is like a series of tubes, and we have to be very careful what we put in those tubes.
 
2012-08-22 11:35:04 AM  

impaler: Let's say the Republican "person-hood begins at conception" amendment is passed, AND they allow abortions for rape.

One question. If a pregnancy results from rape, at what point in time after conception does killing that person become murder, and what's your reasoning for selecting that date?


immediately if there's a personhood amendment.
 
2012-08-22 11:37:45 AM  

impaler: Let's say the Republican "person-hood begins at conception" amendment is passed, AND they allow abortions for rape.

One question. If a pregnancy results from rape, at what point in time after conception does killing that person become murder, and what's your reasoning for selecting that date?


I'm staunchly pro-choice, but I find to "no exceptions" pro-lifers to be less vile. This idea that women should be "punished" with an unwanted child for the crime of having and enjoying sex, but rape or incest gives you a "get out of jail" free card is more noxious to me than a belief that all life is precious regardless of the circumstances.
 
2012-08-22 11:38:13 AM  
Rich Cream:Which tubes? The vas deferns?

/mine get a little spastic at times

Oh, he meant the internet. Whenever a woman gets anxious, the whole of the internet gets a little more congested.
 
2012-08-22 11:38:37 AM  
Why do republican Mommas name their kids funny (Reiance, Saxby, etc.)?
 
2012-08-22 11:43:15 AM  

skullkrusher: impaler: Let's say the Republican "person-hood begins at conception" amendment is passed, AND they allow abortions for rape.

One question. If a pregnancy results from rape, at what point in time after conception does killing that person become murder, and what's your reasoning for selecting that date?

immediately if there's a personhood amendment.


Under this law, all kinds of shenanigans can occur. For instance:

- If my hand is on the stomach of the mother, and the fetus kicks me, can I press charges for assault?
- Does the zygote qualify as a dependent?
- If/When the mother dies, does the zygote inherit power of attorney?
- Will zygotes be counted on the census?
- Will the zygote be summoned for jury duty?
- Does the zygote require a passport to cross country boundaries, and if so, do shipments of fertilized eggs require a passport for each one?
- Since the zygote is sexually indeterminate, how will medicaid benefits be assessed?
- Are miscarriages now manslaughter?
- If a miscarriage occurs on the toilet, and the zygote happens to be flushed, is that hiding a corpse?
 
2012-08-22 11:44:11 AM  

Epoch_Zero: skullkrusher: impaler: Let's say the Republican "person-hood begins at conception" amendment is passed, AND they allow abortions for rape.

One question. If a pregnancy results from rape, at what point in time after conception does killing that person become murder, and what's your reasoning for selecting that date?

immediately if there's a personhood amendment.

Under this law, all kinds of shenanigans can occur. For instance:

- If my hand is on the stomach of the mother, and the fetus kicks me, can I press charges for assault?
- Does the zygote qualify as a dependent?
- If/When the mother dies, does the zygote inherit power of attorney?
- Will zygotes be counted on the census?
- Will the zygote be summoned for jury duty?
- Does the zygote require a passport to cross country boundaries, and if so, do shipments of fertilized eggs require a passport for each one?
- Since the zygote is sexually indeterminate, how will medicaid benefits be assessed?
- Are miscarriages now manslaughter?
- If a miscarriage occurs on the toilet, and the zygote happens to be flushed, is that hiding a corpse?


yes, personhood amendments are stupid
 
2012-08-22 11:49:01 AM  

Epoch_Zero: - If/When the mother dies, does the zygote inherit power of attorney?
- Will the zygote be summoned for jury duty?


Those two questions are moot - the zygote/fetus is not of age to be summoned for jury duty. I'm also fairly sure a minor can't hold power of attorney (or maybe that's just the under-17 crowd who aren't allowed to make medical decisions?).

- Does the zygote require a passport to cross country boundaries, and if so, do shipments of fertilized eggs require a passport for each one?

Follow-up: what names would/should appear on the documents? Who chooses the names? In cultures/religions where it's considered "bad luck" to name a child pre-birth, will we be forcing people to violate religious beliefs in order to name these cell clusters (in a shower of trollolololols)?

Can/could someone sue ex parte Fetus?
 
2012-08-22 11:54:16 AM  

Jim_Callahan: Paul Ryan is anti-abortion and I disagree with his position, but putting that on par with the "legitimate" rape comment and the assumption that women can magically will themselves to not be pregnant after a rape seems a little harsh.


Paul Ryan cosponsored a bill with Todd Akin that would limit abortion to cases of "forcible" rape, which is what Akin was actually trying to reference when he said "legitimate" rape. Paul Ryan's views are Todd Akin's views.
 
2012-08-22 11:55:29 AM  

Dr Dreidel: ex parte Fetus


Within 10 years there will be a moe anime named that.
 
2012-08-22 11:57:54 AM  

TV's Vinnie: Why do republican Mommas name their kids funny (Reiance, Saxby, etc.)?


NEWT - RAND - PIYUSH (Bobby Jindal) - DICK - DUKE - SAXBY - TAGG - TUCKER - SCOOTER
 
2012-08-22 12:00:11 PM  

SovietCanuckistan: TV's Vinnie: Why do republican Mommas name their kids funny (Reiance, Saxby, etc.)?

NEWT - RAND - PIYUSH (Bobby Jindal) - DICK - DUKE - SAXBY - TAGG - TUCKER - SCOOTER


25.media.tumblr.com
You find my name odd? Do go on. This is fascinating
 
2012-08-22 12:09:14 PM  

Epoch_Zero: Under this law, all kinds of shenanigans can occur. For instance:


Random TSA searches?

But it's a moot point, as for requiring a passport, why would a pregnant woman be traveling? I think the GOP would see that as human trafficking and an attempt to establish terrorist anchor babies. She should be in the kitchen.
 
2012-08-22 12:10:09 PM  

skullkrusher: - Will the zygote be summoned for jury duty?


Clearly not, as you have to be 18 (I think) to qualify. The question is, is you age now determined by when you were conceived?
 
2012-08-22 12:10:44 PM  
you = your
 
2012-08-22 12:16:26 PM  

skullkrusher: - Will the zygote be summoned for jury duty?


Now you're just being silly. You should ask if they get a SSN first and then they need a photo ID and then they can serve jury duty.
 
2012-08-22 12:16:52 PM  

skullkrusher: SovietCanuckistan: TV's Vinnie: Why do republican Mommas name their kids funny (Reiance, Saxby, etc.)?

NEWT - RAND - PIYUSH (Bobby Jindal) - DICK - DUKE - SAXBY - TAGG - TUCKER - SCOOTER

[25.media.tumblr.com image 250x214]
You find my name odd? Do go on. This is fascinating


"Bunch of savages in this town."
 
2012-08-22 12:29:24 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: "This is a traumatic thing -- she's, shall we say, she's uptight," Dr. Willke said of a woman being raped, adding, "She is frightened, tight, and so on. And sperm, if deposited in her vagina, are less likely to be able to fertilize. The tubes are spastic."

[cdn.theatlantic.com image 615x215]

" I look forward to working with Dr. Willke and welcome him to Romney for President."


Ladies and gentlemen, I present the next Attorney General of the United States of America.
 
2012-08-22 12:30:01 PM  

Rich Cream: skullkrusher: - Will the zygote be summoned for jury duty?

Now you're just being silly. You should ask if they get a SSN first and then they need a photo ID and then they can serve jury duty.


hehe stop quoting me as Epoch_Zero
 
2012-08-22 12:35:41 PM  

skullkrusher: Rich Cream: skullkrusher: - Will the zygote be summoned for jury duty?

Now you're just being silly. You should ask if they get a SSN first and then they need a photo ID and then they can serve jury duty.

hehe stop quoting me as Epoch_Zero



I know an alt when I see one ;)
 
2012-08-22 12:40:10 PM  

YakBoy42: True story -

If you take all the vowels out of REINCE PRIEBUS you get RNC PR BS


As someone who violently "mehs" to most anagram jokes, I must say that this particular discovery has genuinely blown my mind.

/ Not as much as the 3.14/Pie revelation, though.
 
2012-08-22 12:47:32 PM  

Rich Cream: skullkrusher: Rich Cream: skullkrusher: - Will the zygote be summoned for jury duty?

Now you're just being silly. You should ask if they get a SSN first and then they need a photo ID and then they can serve jury duty.

hehe stop quoting me as Epoch_Zero


I know an alt when I see one ;)


oh cmon I'd have a better alt than that!
 
2012-08-22 01:06:38 PM  

skullkrusher: Rich Cream: skullkrusher: Rich Cream: skullkrusher: - Will the zygote be summoned for jury duty?

Now you're just being silly. You should ask if they get a SSN first and then they need a photo ID and then they can serve jury duty.

hehe stop quoting me as Epoch_Zero


I know an alt when I see one ;)

oh cmon I'd have a better alt than that!


I've been skullkrusher for as long as I can remember.
 
2012-08-22 01:35:31 PM  

Epoch_Zero: skullkrusher: Rich Cream: skullkrusher: Rich Cream: skullkrusher: - Will the zygote be summoned for jury duty?

Now you're just being silly. You should ask if they get a SSN first and then they need a photo ID and then they can serve jury duty.

hehe stop quoting me as Epoch_Zero


I know an alt when I see one ;)

oh cmon I'd have a better alt than that!

I've been skullkrusher for as long as I can remember.


Me and my wife are skullkrusher!
 
2012-08-22 01:49:44 PM  
No, I am Skullcrusher. Triple-alt FTW!
 
2012-08-22 02:11:29 PM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: PRIEBUS: Right, but, Erin, I think you're making a false assumption here. And that is that you're making the assumption that women are pro-abortion. And I don't believe that. I actually think that most women are pro life. And so I happen to believe you can be pro women and pro life.

You happen to be wrong.


Well, I am a woman, and I am not pro-abortion. I think that every abortion is tragic in some way. I donate money to programs that help women more easily put children up for adoption. I give money to programs that help poor women afford proper prenatal care. I support program to help poor families raise healthy children.

I also support programs that educate kids on realizing when they are ready for sex. I also support teaching kids effective strategies for saying no if they are not ready for sex. I also support programs that teach kids who may want to have sex the ways to avoid pregnancy and STDs. I believe in making all forms of birth control affordable (or free) and readily available. Women who aren't pregnant don't get abortions.

What I do not support is outlawing abortion.
 
2012-08-22 02:12:03 PM  
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I AM SKULLKRUSHER!!!!!
 
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