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(Popoholic)   Carl's Jr. gets Sara Jean Underwood and Emily Ratajkowski in bikini tops to sell hamburgers   (popoholic.com) divider line 76
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2012-08-22 08:59:55 AM  
I worked with Sara before Playboy discovered her. I would buy anything, even a Carl's Jr. burger, from her. She's as beautiful inside as she is outside. At least she was back in '04.
 
2012-08-22 10:16:41 AM  
I'd put secret sauce on their buns.
 
2012-08-22 10:19:52 AM  
Me soooo hungry!
 
2012-08-22 10:21:01 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'd put secret sauce on their buns.


I'd rather stick my penis in her...
 
2012-08-22 10:21:18 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'd put secret sauce on their buns.


I think were all done except for posting pictures that push the limits
 
2012-08-22 10:21:55 AM  
I don't even know what a carl's jr is, but I approve of their marketing campaign
 
2012-08-22 10:23:49 AM  

Cheron: I think were all done except for posting pictures that push the limits


Or walk along the razor's edge.
 
2012-08-22 10:24:17 AM  
I was going to say something witty, but it seems that all the bllod that powers my brain has gone elsewhere
 
2012-08-22 10:25:23 AM  
Sara was the only thing that Attack of the Show had going for it. Is that show still on? Is that network still on?
 
2012-08-22 10:31:17 AM  
If you guys stare at too many images of bikini girls eating hamburgers, you're gonna set yourself up some weird fetishes.

/Two years from now, you're in a dingy motel in Oak Brook, Illinois asking the hooker to put on a red pigtailed wig...
//Why link to a website that uses words like "shwingtastic"? Is this 1991?
 
2012-08-22 10:33:52 AM  
How the fark can this woman be called the "Current Queen of all things geek"? That's bullshiat. I'm tired of the farking bandwagon geek stuff.
 
2012-08-22 10:36:44 AM  
www.wearysloth.com
 
2012-08-22 10:39:07 AM  
Who? (looks) A couple of skinny kids, then.
 
2012-08-22 10:39:22 AM  
The burgers must really suck if that's what they have to do in order to get people to buy them.
 
2012-08-22 10:39:30 AM  

Girion47: How the fark can this woman be called the "Current Queen of all things geek"? That's bullshiat. I'm tired of the farking bandwagon geek stuff.


She is the woman that they currently use to sell things to sad loners that watch "geek" TV. She probably could order them around like royalty if she wanted.
 
2012-08-22 10:39:40 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com???
 
2012-08-22 10:40:16 AM  
img2.bdbphotos.com
 
2012-08-22 10:44:44 AM  

bill4935: If you guys stare at too many images of bikini girls eating hamburgers, you're gonna set yourself up some weird fetishes.

/Two years from now, you're in a dingy motel in Oak Brook, Illinois asking the hooker to put on a red pigtailed wig...
//Why link to a website that uses words like "shwingtastic"? Is this 1991?


For most here this would be a walk on the mild side. Far too many Farkers are trying to break rule 34 by indulging in things that have no name
 
2012-08-22 10:45:00 AM  
Youtube Kate Upton Carl's Jr sometime....

I'll be in my bunk.
 
2012-08-22 10:45:18 AM  
cdn.foodbeast.com.s3.amazonaws.com

It might not look like those hot hunks of meat will fit.

But those girls will find a way to stuff it all in.

They will find a way.

/2 girls 1 bun
 
2012-08-22 10:48:55 AM  

Larva Lump: [img2.bdbphotos.com image 300x448]


p.twimg.com
 
2012-08-22 10:56:06 AM  

oeneus: I worked with Sara before Playboy discovered her. I would buy anything, even a Carl's Jr. burger, from her. She's as beautiful inside as she is outside. At least she was back in '04.


She made a cute little video during the shoot
 
2012-08-22 10:57:28 AM  
So many kittens have died by my hand thanks to Sara Jean Underwood. The rare Playboy Playmate with all-natural parts... well, back then anyway. Shame about the boob job and lip work. I still would so hard though. Her ass is still spectacular.

Dat ass

i70.photobucket.com

i70.photobucket.com

i70.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-22 10:59:11 AM  

oeneus: I worked with Sara before Playboy discovered her. I would buy anything, even a Carl's Jr. burger, from her. She's as beautiful inside as she is outside. At least she was back in '04.


My old roommate managed stage crews for concerts and said she took the time to learn everybody by first name and this was about two years after she was "famous." Of course it isn't news.
 
2012-08-22 11:00:52 AM  

stupiddream: Sara was the only thing that Attack of the Show had going for it. Is that show still on? Is that network still on?


Yes and yes, but barely to both.

Back on Topic: Not really into blondes or tiny chicks, but god damn I would hit that sex-pixie so hard the only thing that would be left is a smoking crater with two legs sticking out.

Sara Jean Underwood's Naked Yoga (obviously NSFW)
 
2012-08-22 11:04:10 AM  
Harumph! (not a bookmark)
 
2012-08-22 11:08:41 AM  
Here's Underwood and 4 other girls in bikinis shotgunning a beer
 
2012-08-22 11:12:40 AM  
Okay the person who submitted this is an asshole! I want Carls Jr so bad now I cant stand it... I hate you Submitter!
 
2012-08-22 11:17:02 AM  

oeneus: I worked with Sara before Playboy discovered her. I would buy anything, even a Carl's Jr. burger, from her. She's as beautiful inside as she is outside. At least she was back in '04.


whenever I catch her on TV she comes across as you describe
 
2012-08-22 11:18:07 AM  
Dear god...The Chive is going to explode...

/Chive on
 
2012-08-22 11:24:59 AM  
Go Away. Batin'
 
2012-08-22 11:26:00 AM  
SJU has some ridiculous looking fake tits.
 
2012-08-22 11:30:25 AM  

majestic: SJU has some ridiculous looking fake tits.


Jesus Christ he's right!

OK, I'll take one for the team. Stand back...I'll save you...I'll attack those ridiculous tits with my penis!

No, no, go on without me! Go, GO NOW! GET TO THE CHOPPAH!

Avenge me

avenge meeeeeeee!
 
2012-08-22 11:37:54 AM  
3 things I miss about Cali. Carls Jr, Orange Julius and AW Root Beer stands.
 
2012-08-22 11:45:57 AM  

Bag of Hammers: stupiddream: Sara was the only thing that Attack of the Show had going for it. Is that show still on? Is that network still on?

Yes and yes, but barely to both.

Back on Topic: Not really into blondes or tiny chicks, but god damn I would hit that sex-pixie so hard the only thing that would be left is a smoking crater with two legs sticking out.

Sara Jean Underwood's Naked Yoga (obviously NSFW)


Wow...that's pretty hot.
 
2012-08-22 11:46:02 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Orange Julius


DQ bought them out, they're everywhere now (and by everywhere I mean Nevada, Utah, New Mexico and Arizona, the four states I've been to the last 2 years).
 
2012-08-22 11:47:08 AM  
The video that is....not the smoking crater with legs vision.
 
2012-08-22 11:48:00 AM  

Bag of Hammers: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Orange Julius

DQ bought them out, they're everywhere now (and by everywhere I mean Nevada, Utah, New Mexico and Arizona, the four states I've been to the last 2 years).


...and Canada. The 3 DQ in this area are all OJ as well now.
 
2012-08-22 12:15:28 PM  

oeneus: I worked with Sara before Playboy discovered her. I would buy anything, even a Carl's Jr. burger, from her. She's as beautiful inside as she is outside. At least she was back in '04.


She still is.

/Fist, angry god, etc.
 
2012-08-22 12:18:42 PM  

IrateShadow: Girion47: How the fark can this woman be called the "Current Queen of all things geek"? That's bullshiat. I'm tired of the farking bandwagon geek stuff.

She is the woman that they currently use to sell things to sad loners that watch "geek" TV. She probably could order them around like royalty if she wanted.


What's even more sad is that anyone would consider G4 to be "geek", G4 killed the geek channel and then shat all over it's corpse.
 
2012-08-22 12:19:21 PM  

Bag of Hammers: stupiddream: Sara was the only thing that Attack of the Show had going for it. Is that show still on? Is that network still on?

Yes and yes, but barely to both.

Back on Topic: Not really into blondes or tiny chicks, but god damn I would hit that sex-pixie so hard the only thing that would be left is a smoking crater with two legs sticking out.

Sara Jean Underwood's Naked Yoga (obviously NSFW)


anokchan.com
 
2012-08-22 12:29:54 PM  

oeneus: I worked with Sara before Playboy discovered her. I would buy anything, even a Carl's Jr. burger, from her. She's as beautiful inside as she is outside. At least she was back in '04.


She has silicone/saline outside too?

/she's nice but didn't need the boob-job
 
2012-08-22 12:31:02 PM  
She's hot as hell, but was even hotter before the implants. Say no to implants, ladies.
 
2012-08-22 12:31:32 PM  

pute kisses like a man: I don't even know what a carl's jr is, but I approve of their marketing campaign


It's Hardees
 
2012-08-22 12:53:09 PM  
This is not a bookmark
 
2012-08-22 01:21:04 PM  
Keep your Chicken Filet, deep fried, pickled, mediocrity and it's Traditional Stance. I'll take the mediocre burger being eaten by two hotties that look like they may indulge in some nontraditional relations soon.
 
2012-08-22 01:28:50 PM  

rudemix: Keep your Chicken Filet, deep fried, pickled, mediocrity and it's Traditional Stance. I'll take the mediocre burger being eaten by two hotties that look like they may indulge in some nontraditional relations soon.


3/10
Nice try at a threadjack, the word selection got you two extra points. Now move along troll.
 
2012-08-22 01:40:47 PM  
5 guys gets a better advertisement for free from some guy sitting in his car giving an auto-tuned review, all for free.
 
2012-08-22 02:22:54 PM  
God bless America and god bless leggy blond bipeds.
 
2012-08-22 02:58:44 PM  
I can't see it here, but if it's for that new burger with the pulled pork on it go get two now, they're farking delicious.
 
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