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(truTV)   Man creates devastating explosion in port-o-potty, and he didn't even have to go to Taco Bell first   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Taco Bell, portable toilets, holding tank, flare-up  
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3874 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Aug 2012 at 10:31 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-22 10:40:28 AM  
I hope he closed his mouth before dropping the match!
2012-08-22 10:44:34 AM  
Right in the pooper.
2012-08-22 10:48:26 AM  
Wow, that stinks
2012-08-22 10:50:21 AM  
Poop crime indeed.
2012-08-22 10:51:03 AM  
In Kuwait, all we had were porta-shiatters. As a fun joke (for me, not the victim) you wait till someone goes for a sit, and find the largest rock you can that will fit in the vent stack, and drop it down. It's know as 'giving someone a case of blue-ass'. Did it to this one female. She was *not* amused. Luckily we had not been issued ammo yet.

Also did this to a co-worker at a construction site, only with a fire cracker. (Ground blasters. 99 cents for 100. They sink into fluid, but are water proof and make a sizeable explosion). He heard the sizzle and got off the seat in time to avoid a direct ass-blast, but not in time to exit the potty. There was blue-brown splatters all over the inside, except for the door, which had a person-sized outline of cleanliness. I was not around for him to find upon exiting the shiatter. Good thing too.
2012-08-22 10:56:43 AM  
You know how I know you're a psychopath?
2012-08-22 11:15:14 AM  
Wanted for questioning.
2012-08-22 11:23:32 AM  
Never smoke in "La casa azul"-the sewer gas is not well-vented because most of us guys (SHOCK!) don't put the seat cover down. When they do, they're saving a little "burrito surprise" for you to enjoy as you take care of your own business.
/Aside from the racist graffiti,the most disgusting thing is being nearby while they're being cleaned.
//Don't smoke, don't even inhale!
csb: We just had a death here in NC due to sewer gas from a waste tank at a meat-packing plant. Nasty on so many levels. 
end csb
2012-08-22 11:29:44 AM  
I found the teaser at the end about the Australian ass-firecracker experiment to be upsetting. That is a story I want read...
2012-08-22 11:31:24 AM  
Wanted for questioning:
2012-08-22 11:38:00 AM  
Also wanted for questioning:
2012-08-22 12:38:03 PM  
"It's my potty and I'll fry if I want to..."
2012-08-22 02:11:20 PM  
I wonder if he knows Cornelius from Modoc...
2012-08-23 04:12:22 PM  

Canton: Also wanted for questioning:

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Why is Scott Baio wanted for questioning?
2012-08-23 06:11:59 PM  

angryjd: Canton: Also wanted for questioning:

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Why is Scott Baio wanted for questioning?

Scott Baio portrayed Keith Moon in something? Wow.

/If not, he should.
//Either way, toilets will be assploded.
2012-08-24 12:09:07 AM  
I always laugh at subtard's weak intestines when they say shiat like this. Taco Bell never farks with me. Sucks to be you.
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