So when she gets knocked up, THEN I'll believe in the anti-Christ.

Goddamn Canadians always gotta ruin it for the rest of us! Next thing you know republicans are gonna want to ban Canadian marriage because it violates the sanctity of....something.

I don't understand all the hate for nickelback from people who still hold 80s hair bands in their nostalgic little hearts.

Nickelback is simply a 21st century version of Poison. Nothing more, nothing less.

And the Bare Naked Ladies will be the wedding band and Jason Presley will officiate?

SchlingFocker: I don't understand all the hate for nickelback from people who still hold 80s hair bands in their nostalgic little hearts.

Nickelback is simply a 21st century version of Poison. Nothing more, nothing less.

They are more like a Bon Jovi derivative. I at least had the impression from hair bands that they liked their music and they were living a rock and roll lifestyle. I don't think Nickelback actually likes what they make. They are the Wal Mart of bands...they just provide generic shiat and people buy it.

Solchie: So when she gets knocked up, THEN I'll believe in the anti-Christ.

I'm sure she's already preggers and that the baby is due December 21st, 2012.

(opens link) Damn. Did he give her that pair of shiners?

fusillade762: So we need a celebrity couple nickname. "AvChad"? "KroLav"?


SchlingFocker: I don't understand all the hate for nickelback from people who still hold 80s hair bands in their nostalgic little hearts.

Nickelback is simply a 21st century version of Poison. Nothing more, nothing less.

Poison had sense of humor, at least. I don't see that in Nickelback. They seem painfully earnest.

meh, they seem to have a sense of humor about themselves... Link

The music still isn't good though.

This is Canada's answer to Beyoncé and Jay-Zed.

They're like the anti Bill & Ted.

fusillade762: Poison had sense of humor, at least. I don't see that in Nickelback. They seem painfully earnest.

Typical post-grunge dislike of theatrics, yes. I wouldn't mind so much, if they weren't so dreadfully monotone, both within a song and across them. They're like a hungover Iced Earth.

HA! I find that to be hilarious. Just need a Bryan Adams and Alanis Morissette union now.

SchlingFocker: I don't understand all the hate for nickelback from people who still hold 80s hair bands in their nostalgic little hearts.

Nickelback is simply a 21st century version of Poison. Nothing more, nothing less.

I assumed people who like Nickelback and people who like 80s hair bands overlap at least 99 percent...

mhd: fusillade762: Poison had sense of humor, at least. I don't see that in Nickelback. They seem painfully earnest.

Typical post-grunge dislike of theatrics, yes. I wouldn't mind so much, if they weren't so dreadfully monotone, both within a song and across them. They're like a hungover Iced Earth.

That's a bit unfair to Iced Earth.. or at least to Matthew Barlow.

mtb9000: SchlingFocker: I don't understand all the hate for nickelback from people who still hold 80s hair bands in their nostalgic little hearts.

Nickelback is simply a 21st century version of Poison. Nothing more, nothing less.

I assumed people who like Nickelback and people who like 80s hair bands overlap at least 99 percent...

I am a big fan of a lot of 80s music, but hair bands are not a genre I'd listen to. I own no Whitesnake, Poison, etc... albums or songs of any type. Got lots of 80s synthpop, though.

fusillade762: Poison had sense of humor, at least. I don't see that in Nickelback. They seem painfully earnest.

Poison sucked balls. Then, now, forever.

Totally unlistenable. Art Bergman's 'Poisoned', on the other hand, was some good stuff.

Nickelback get waaay too much hate on Fark. Yet LMFAO and Carlie Rae seem to get a pass. Never quite got why.

Wishin' those crazy kids well.

fusillade762: So we need a celebrity couple nickname. "AvChad"? "KroLav"?


Friend of mine suggested "Chadvril", I suggested that sounded like something to take for a migraine. And not to relieve one either, but to give yourself one.

fusillade762: So we need a celebrity couple nickname. "AvChad"? "KroLav"?

"POUTINE"

April The Vine is not 27. She was no 17 in 2002. She was around when Alanis Morrissette was on the airwaves in the 90s. She was married back then. This biatch is trying to pull a Catherine Zeta Jones.

I'm gonna be that guy. I hated Nickleback before it was cool.

/I only Hipster ironically

ExperianScaresCthulhu: April The Vine is not 27. She was no 17 in 2002. She was around when Alanis Morrissette was on the airwaves in the 90s. She was married back then. This biatch is trying to pull a Catherine Zeta Jones.

Uh yeah she was, that was her first release. She married whatsisface from Sum 41 only a couple years back and divorced him shortly after. I also know someone who went to her school in Napanee and yeah she is a flake

Damn. I wanted her to be single long enough to do a nude shoot.

I feel like I need to shower just from clicking that link.

To quote a friend's friend: Same-sucks marriage is legal in Canada.

punishmentforshoplifting: To quote a friend's friend: Same-sucks marriage is legal in Canada.

lolz

I think this is some kind of publicity stunt.

Does this mean they will live together in Canada? Usually when Canadians become famous in the US they bolt for the border. Maybe Avril got tired of Cali? Nooooo can't be that.

Never before has the term "make beautiful music together" been less appropriate.

quatchi: Nickelback get waaay too much hate on Fark. Yet LMFAO and Carlie Rae seem to get a pass. Never quite got why.

As puerile as Carlie Rae or LMFAO are, their songs are benign toe-tappers. Nickelback writes and performs date rape anthems.

These guys took all the talent with them.



/four more weeks... 
//hot

Skr: HA! I find that to be hilarious. Just need a Bryan Adams and Alanis Morissette union now.

Avril Lavigne and Chad kroeger
Bryan Adams and Alanis Morissette
Justin Bieber and KD Lang
Geddy Lee and Shania Twain
Neil Young and Celine Dion

are you guys really trying to create a celebrity couple name?

man, why did guys have to go and make things complicated?

I'd like to preform some bland, talentless sex acts on her.

puffy999: JerseyTim: I can't wait to see what shade of denim tuxedo he wears.

F*ck that, I want to see what Don Cherry wears to the wedding.

I lol'd. The other commuter train denizens are looking at me funny now.

When an unstoppable ass sucking force marries a ball licking immovable object, what happens?

InmanRoshi: As puerile as Carlie Rae or LMFAO are, their songs are benign toe-tappers. Nickelback writes and performs date rape anthems.

What this is, I don't even.

quatchi: InmanRoshi: As puerile as Carlie Rae or LMFAO are, their songs are benign toe-tappers. Nickelback writes and performs date rape anthems.

What this is, I don't even.

You haven't haven't paid much attention to Nickelback's lyrics then. An inordinate amount of their songs revolve around the theme of "You think you're so special biatch? We'll see how precious you are with my cawk in your mouth."

Music by weird sketchy dudes, for weird sketchy dudes.

would you really want to bang anyone this guy has had before you

SpikeStrip: i don't mind their music

And thats why you are part of the problem. At least they actually play instruments, I'll give them that much, but thats it

Chavril LaDouche

It's a Strange Brew to me.

InmanRoshi: quatchi: InmanRoshi: As puerile as Carlie Rae or LMFAO are, their songs are benign toe-tappers. Nickelback writes and performs date rape anthems.

What this is, I don't even.

You haven't haven't paid much attention to Nickelback's lyrics then. An inordinate amount of their songs revolve around the theme of "You think you're so special biatch? We'll see how precious you are with my cawk in your mouth."

Music by weird sketchy dudes, for weird sketchy dudes.

They write strip club songs for strippers who think Rob Zombie is too highbrow.

puffy999: I don't understand why these people are famous.

Because Weird Al did a parody of one of their songs.

I hope there is no diasters at the Canadians' wedding.


THE PUDDING HAS BEEN KNOCKED OVER!!!

4NSpy: This is Canada's answer to Beyoncé and Jay-Zed.

Minus the talent.

I wonder if they'll serve Kraft dinner and poutine at the reception.

/ I hate my penis for liking Avril so much. When you get her out of those ridiculous "punk" threads and fix her up, she's just wonderful.

I actually feel sorry for Chad Kroger in this. Avril looks like she would be annoying as fark.

fusillade762: So we need a celebrity couple nickname. "AvChad"? "KroLav"?


SchlingFocker: I don't understand all the hate for nickelback from people who still hold 80s hair bands in their nostalgic little hearts.

Nickelback is simply a 21st century version of Poison. Nothing more, nothing less.

Poison had sense of humor, at least. I don't see that in Nickelback. They seem painfully earnest.

disagree, watch the video for "this afternoon" at least the first 2 minutes anyway

She's trying to stay relevant.

/always hated that poser

From a friend of mine: "Love is blind... and in this case, it's deaf as well."

fusillade762: So we need a celebrity couple nickname. "AvChad"? "KroLav"?

KWess: Chavril LaDouche

A winner is you.

SpikeStrip: i don't mind their music

Smaller font, please.

CavalierEternal: This is the soundtrack to the end times, people.

lol

CavalierEternal: SpikeStrip: i don't mind their music


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also lol.

Thats quite a bit of suck there eh?

Benjamin Stone: Solchie: So when she gets knocked up, THEN I'll believe in the anti-Christ.

I'm sure she's already preggers and that the baby is due December 21st, 2012. June 06 / 06.

FTFY.

/See what I did there?

Maybe its just me, but my dislike of Nickelback comes from not being able to withstand hearing his voice. I don't know why, but it's just so annoying to me. I would probably like some of their songs if it weren't for that guy's voice. I feel the same way about Rob Thomas also. Something about these guys vocals just grates on me.

ThatBillmanGuy: Maybe its just me, but my dislike of Nickelback comes from not being able to withstand hearing his voice. I don't know why, but it's just so annoying to me. I would probably like some of their songs if it weren't for that guy's voice. I feel the same way about Rob Thomas also. Something about these guys vocals just grates on me.

Exactly this

She's definitely the type you'd go ass to mouth on, strictly for the lulz.

Life_is_a_carnivore: ThatBillmanGuy: Maybe its just me, but my dislike of Nickelback comes from not being able to withstand hearing his voice. I don't know why, but it's just so annoying to me. I would probably like some of their songs if it weren't for that guy's voice. I feel the same way about Rob Thomas also. Something about these guys vocals just grates on me.

Exactly this

"Under-bite Rock"

Kick her in the box and shove her.

Maybe its just me, but my dislike of Nickelback comes from not being able to withstand hearing his voice. I don't know why, but it's just so annoying to me. I would probably like some of their songs if it weren't for that guy's voice. I feel the same way about Rob Thomas also. Something about these guys vocals just grates on me.

I know exACTly what you're talking about. It's a "rock guy" lilt, almost an accent that they put on when they sing. Thomas especially puts it on when he croons his Muzak-style "music". Absolutely maddening. I've heard both guys speak and they sound NOTHING like that.

fusillade762: So we need a celebrity couple nickname. "AvChad"? "KroLav"?

I'll just keep it simple and stick with SHIAT.

Worst. Wedding. Ever.

quatchi: fusillade762: Poison had sense of humor, at least. I don't see that in Nickelback. They seem painfully earnest.

Poison sucked balls. Then, now, forever.

Totally unlistenable. Art Bergman's 'Poisoned', on the other hand, was some good stuff.

Nickelback get waaay too much hate on Fark. Yet LMFAO and Carlie Rae seem to get a pass. Never quite got why.

Wishin' those crazy kids well.

If it makes you feel any better, I don't like any of them.

EyeballKid: fusillade762: So we need a celebrity couple nickname. "AvChad"? "KroLav"?

I'll just keep it simple and stick with SHIAT.


"Chav" has a nice ring to it.

rikkards: ExperianScaresCthulhu: April The Vine is not 27. She was no 17 in 2002. She was around when Alanis Morrissette was on the airwaves in the 90s. She was married back then. This biatch is trying to pull a Catherine Zeta Jones.

Uh yeah she was, that was her first release. She married whatsisface from Sum 41 only a couple years back and divorced him shortly after. I also know someone who went to her school in Napanee and yeah she is a flake

No way, dude. She really was being stereotypically 'rock star', strictly by the script, trashing hotel rooms because that's what rock stars have to do, at 13 and 14? Like, Courtney Stoddard 13 and 14? I don't know what to say. My understanding was that she had started off shaving years off to appeal to teens, Felicity-like, but she wasn't that young in real life. I don't know what to say.

Ok, so it's pretty much a given that these two will have some kind of power-pop-punk-grunge-lite-douche song together on either her next solo album or the next Nickelbagg album.

Possible song titles?

Lovin' Your Lovin'
Unzip My Heart
Good Packages Come in Small Things
Put It In My Stinker
Cum 41

/hot?

peter21: Ok, so it's pretty much a given that these two will have some kind of power-pop-punk-grunge-lite-douche song together on either her next solo album or the next Nickelbagg album.

Possible song titles?

Lovin' Your Lovin'
Unzip My Heart
Good Packages Come in Small Things
Put It In My Stinker
Cum 41

"Bland on Bland"

Fark should get together and send the lovely couple a gift. I am taking votes on what it should be...any ideas?

I'll call them "Advil" - I'll need some as I hear more and more about this.

darch: Maybe its just me, but my dislike of Nickelback comes from not being able to withstand hearing his voice. I don't know why, but it's just so annoying to me. I would probably like some of their songs if it weren't for that guy's voice. I feel the same way about Rob Thomas also. Something about these guys vocals just grates on me.

I know exACTly what you're talking about. It's a "rock guy" lilt, almost an accent that they put on when they sing. Thomas especially puts it on when he croons his Muzak-style "music". Absolutely maddening. I've heard both guys speak and they sound NOTHING like that.

Exactly. I always wonder, do they talk that way at like, Starbucks when they order something? "Everyone hear... Is thinking bout somethan Ta driiiiink."

biyaaatci: [drkronner.files.wordpress.com image 703x434]

Isn't she beautiful? Scraping off the pudding with the grace of a butterfly.

As is tradition...

Wettner: Fark should get together and send the lovely couple a gift. I am taking votes on what it should be...any ideas?

A 17 inch black dildo with a radio built in that only gets one station. ESPN 360. Da Nuh Uhh! Da Nuh Uhh!

4NSpy: This is Canada's answer to Beyoncé and Jay-Zed.

I see what you did there.

Bland is exactly why they're popular. If they were any good then no one would like them.

You didn't think we could go beyond Bieber did you Americans?

Ugh, I don't think anything could destroy ones punk rock cred more than marrying the Nickleback dude.

JoePiscopoJr.: Ugh, I don't think anything could destroy ones punk rock cred more than marrying the Nickleback dude.

How do you destroy something that never existed?

Considering how successful they are, I have to imagine Nickelback's detractors are just archetypical "haters".

abhorrent1: I'd like to preform some bland, talentless sex acts on her.



/Are you some kind of deviated prevert?

HAMMERTOE: Considering how successful they are, I have to imagine Nickelback's detractors are just archetypical "haters".

Or people with ears.

I hear they're also going to adopt Justin Beiber, and Celine Dion will be his Godmother.

Fark you Canuks,


You already churn out pisswasser and call it beer, and you've completely ruined bacon.



Please stop before you ruin our music too.


Signed,
The U.S.

why are americans complaining?

you have the worst couples and people in the world

The Kardashians...Octomom... Kate + eight.. Paris Hilton.. I rest my case
jerks

Alphakronik: Fark you Canuks,


You already churn out pisswasser and call it beer, and you've completely ruined bacon.



Please stop before you ruin our music too.


Signed,
The U.S.

First of all we make some of the finest beer in the world. Second, we call it 'ham' or perhaps backbacon.

/Now if you'll excuse me I am trying to decide if I want to buy Nevada or Hawaii.

I've never gotten the Nickelback hate. Yeah, their songs all sound the same. So do AC/DC's, Aerosmith's, and plenty of other bands.

/thinks Rockstar is a very clever song

beta_plus: I've never gotten the Nickelback hate. Yeah, their songs all sound the same. So do AC/DC's, Aerosmith's, and plenty of other bands.

/thinks Rockstar is a very clever song

They are posers. The Monkees of modern rock. And Avril's only talent is being a hot piece of ass. You get it now?

Cymbal: beta_plus: I've never gotten the Nickelback hate. Yeah, their songs all sound the same. So do AC/DC's, Aerosmith's, and plenty of other bands.

/thinks Rockstar is a very clever song

They are posers. The Monkees of modern rock. And Avril's only talent is being a hot piece of ass. You get it now?

They're posing by being white middle class suburban guys ripping off white middle class suburban garage bands?

beta_plus: Cymbal: beta_plus: I've never gotten the Nickelback hate. Yeah, their songs all sound the same. So do AC/DC's, Aerosmith's, and plenty of other bands.

/thinks Rockstar is a very clever song

They are posers. The Monkees of modern rock. And Avril's only talent is being a hot piece of ass. You get it now?

They're posing by being white middle class suburban guys ripping off white middle class suburban garage bands?

No. Think back to the nineties, if you are old enough, and remember Collective Soul wearing flannel and you will understand what a poser is.

Chris: "Hey babe, sorry about the black eye."
Avril: "Like, why did you hit me, jerk?"
Chris: "I heard your music."

Avril had talent after her first couple of albums. After, she's just like Nickelback in terms of songs sounding alike or just dull. Ironic that both of them have decided to get hitched. Meh, don't care for either anymore but please... do not sing together!

MrEricSir: [img585.imageshack.us image 600x450]

Chris: "Hey babe, sorry about the black eye."
Avril: "Like, why did you hit me, jerk?"
Chris: "I heard your music."

shows what you know, his name is Chad, not Chris

jprogram: Avril had talent after her first couple of albums. After, she's just like Nickelback in terms of songs sounding alike or just dull. Ironic that both of them have decided to get hitched. Meh, don't care for either anymore but please... do not sing together!

hate to tell ya this but Kroeger co wrote a few songs on Avrils new album

Canada: great beer, bland music
US: bland beer, great music

Am I getting this right?

ontariolightning: shows what you know, his name is Chad, not Chris

Irrelevant guy, irrelevant name.

MrEricSir: ontariolightning: shows what you know, his name is Chad, not Chris

Irrelevant guy, irrelevant name.

how is Chad Kroeger irrelevant if he's making headlines?

ontariolightning: MrEricSir: ontariolightning: shows what you know, his name is Chad, not Chris

Irrelevant guy, irrelevant name.

how is Chad Kroeger irrelevant if he's making headlines?

Have you heard his music?

theurge14: Canada: great beer, bland music
US: bland beer, great music

Am I getting this right?

Not even close.

If you are talking shiatty watered down beer for the unwashed masses then I agree with you, Molson is probably tastier than Budweiser. But why drink shiat beer, when you have Stone IPAs and Great Lakes Christmas Ale readily available? I'd put those two up against any Canadian microbrews.

MrEricSir: ontariolightning: MrEricSir: ontariolightning: shows what you know, his name is Chad, not Chris

Irrelevant guy, irrelevant name.

how is Chad Kroeger irrelevant if he's making headlines?

Have you heard his music?

do you know the definition of irrelevant?

I have heard his music. they play nickelback on the radio all the time in Canada and U.S
so let me ask you again, how is he irrelevant?

ontariolightning: MrEricSir: ontariolightning: MrEricSir: ontariolightning: shows what you know, his name is Chad, not Chris

Irrelevant guy, irrelevant name.

how is Chad Kroeger irrelevant if he's making headlines?

Have you heard his music?

do you know the definition of irrelevant?

I have heard his music. they play nickelback on the radio all the time in Canada and U.S
so let me ask you again, how is he irrelevant?

He doesn't like them. Nickelback clashes with his Coldplay collection?

ontariolightning: MrEricSir: ontariolightning: MrEricSir: ontariolightning: shows what you know, his name is Chad, not Chris

Irrelevant guy, irrelevant name.

how is Chad Kroeger irrelevant if he's making headlines?

Have you heard his music?

do you know the definition of irrelevant?

I have heard his music. they play nickelback on the radio all the time in Canada and U.S
so let me ask you again, how is he irrelevant?

He is relevant today, and maybe tomorrow. But neither he, nor his music will be at all relevant in a few years. Nobody will be playing Nickelback songs in their garage dreaming of rocking out some huge arena when there are so many other legitimate and influential rock bands they can parrot.

Cymbal: ontariolightning: MrEricSir: ontariolightning: MrEricSir: ontariolightning: shows what you know, his name is Chad, not Chris

Irrelevant guy, irrelevant name.

how is Chad Kroeger irrelevant if he's making headlines?

Have you heard his music?

do you know the definition of irrelevant?

I have heard his music. they play nickelback on the radio all the time in Canada and U.S
so let me ask you again, how is he irrelevant?

He is relevant today, and maybe tomorrow. But neither he, nor his music will be at all relevant in a few years. Nobody will be playing Nickelback songs in their garage dreaming of rocking out some huge arena when there are so many other legitimate and influential rock bands they can parrot.

look dude, it's okay to not like the band but Nickelback has been relevant for 12 years already
you obviously don't know shiat

Cymbal: ontariolightning: MrEricSir: ontariolightning: MrEricSir: ontariolightning: shows what you know, his name is Chad, not Chris

Irrelevant guy, irrelevant name.

how is Chad Kroeger irrelevant if he's making headlines?

Have you heard his music?

do you know the definition of irrelevant?

I have heard his music. they play nickelback on the radio all the time in Canada and U.S
so let me ask you again, how is he irrelevant?

He is relevant today, and maybe tomorrow. But neither he, nor his music will be at all relevant in a few years. Nobody will be playing Nickelback songs in their garage dreaming of rocking out some huge arena when there are so many other legitimate and influential rock bands they can parrot.

Care to provide an example or two?

Representative of the unwashed masses: ontariolightning: MrEricSir: ontariolightning: MrEricSir: ontariolightning: shows what you know, his name is Chad, not Chris

Irrelevant guy, irrelevant name.

how is Chad Kroeger irrelevant if he's making headlines?

Have you heard his music?

do you know the definition of irrelevant?

I have heard his music. they play nickelback on the radio all the time in Canada and U.S
so let me ask you again, how is he irrelevant?

He doesn't like them. Nickelback clashes with his Coldplay collection?

no need to diss Coldplay. they are alright.

ontariolightning: MrEricSir: ontariolightning: MrEricSir: ontariolightning: shows what you know, his name is Chad, not Chris

Irrelevant guy, irrelevant name.

how is Chad Kroeger irrelevant if he's making headlines?

Have you heard his music?

do you know the definition of irrelevant?

I have heard his music. they play nickelback on the radio all the time in Canada and U.S
so let me ask you again, how is he irrelevant?

He's inordinately powerful too. If you are a rock band that formed within the last 10 or 15 years, rock radio will not play you unless you a) are Nickelback, b) sound like Nickelback, or c) were discovered by Nickelback.

ontariolightning: Representative of the unwashed masses: ontariolightning: MrEricSir: ontariolightning: MrEricSir: ontariolightning: shows what you know, his name is Chad, not Chris

Irrelevant guy, irrelevant name.

how is Chad Kroeger irrelevant if he's making headlines?

Have you heard his music?

do you know the definition of irrelevant?

I have heard his music. they play nickelback on the radio all the time in Canada and U.S
so let me ask you again, how is he irrelevant?

He doesn't like them. Nickelback clashes with his Coldplay collection?

no need to diss Coldplay. they are alright.

well, the lead singer is extremely punchable. that's sort of a plus?

ontariolightning: Cymbal: ontariolightning: MrEricSir: ontariolightning: MrEricSir: ontariolightning: shows what you know, his name is Chad, not Chris

Irrelevant guy, irrelevant name.

how is Chad Kroeger irrelevant if he's making headlines?

Have you heard his music?

do you know the definition of irrelevant?

I have heard his music. they play nickelback on the radio all the time in Canada and U.S
so let me ask you again, how is he irrelevant?

He is relevant today, and maybe tomorrow. But neither he, nor his music will be at all relevant in a few years. Nobody will be playing Nickelback songs in their garage dreaming of rocking out some huge arena when there are so many other legitimate and influential rock bands they can parrot.

look dude, it's okay to not like the band but Nickelback has been relevant for 12 years already
you obviously don't know shiat

That's about as true a statement as anything here. Nickelback is here, people like them, get over it. Relevance? It's freaking music which comes in all sorts of styles and there's something that you like and something you don't like. Just cause your 'taste' isn't the same as a bunch of other people doesn't make all those people idiots and you some sort of musical savant genius who gets to shove your opinion onto everyone.

gad: ontariolightning: Cymbal: ontariolightning: MrEricSir: ontariolightning: MrEricSir: ontariolightning: shows what you know, his name is Chad, not Chris

Irrelevant guy, irrelevant name.

how is Chad Kroeger irrelevant if he's making headlines?

Have you heard his music?

do you know the definition of irrelevant?

I have heard his music. they play nickelback on the radio all the time in Canada and U.S
so let me ask you again, how is he irrelevant?

He is relevant today, and maybe tomorrow. But neither he, nor his music will be at all relevant in a few years. Nobody will be playing Nickelback songs in their garage dreaming of rocking out some huge arena when there are so many other legitimate and influential rock bands they can parrot.

look dude, it's okay to not like the band but Nickelback has been relevant for 12 years already
you obviously don't know shiat

That's about as true a statement as anything here. Nickelback is here, people like them, get over it. Relevance? It's freaking music which comes in all sorts of styles and there's something that you like and something you don't like. Just cause your 'taste' isn't the same as a bunch of other people doesn't make all those people idiots and you some sort of musical savant genius who gets to shove your opinion onto everyone.

+1,000

ontariolightning: jprogram: Avril had talent after her first couple of albums. After, she's just like Nickelback in terms of songs sounding alike or just dull. Ironic that both of them have decided to get hitched. Meh, don't care for either anymore but please... do not sing together!

hate to tell ya this but Kroeger co wrote a few songs on Avrils new album

eh piss
Good thing I've stopped listening after The Best Damn Thing

beta_plus: I've never gotten the Nickelback hate. Yeah, their songs all sound the same. So do AC/DC's, Aerosmith's, and plenty of other bands.

/thinks Rockstar is a very clever song

Nickleback are the equivalent of what AC/DC and Aerosmith are today. The difference is Nickleback never had a time when they were in their prime, they came out of the gate sounding tired and sterile.

And Nickleback's singer is like what would happen if you taught an android what cool rock singers are supposed to act like and it tried to mimic that.

Cymbal:
He is relevant today, and maybe tomorrow. But neither he, nor his music will be at all relevant in a few years. Nobody will be playing Nickelback songs in their garage dreaming of rocking out some huge arena when there are so many other legitimate and influential rock bands they can parrot.

Also this. They are the Jay Leno of rock. Jay Leno is and has been very popular, but I challenge you to find me one comedian who lists his work on the Tonight Show as a big influence.

browntimmy: Cymbal:
He is relevant today, and maybe tomorrow. But neither he, nor his music will be at all relevant in a few years. Nobody will be playing Nickelback songs in their garage dreaming of rocking out some huge arena when there are so many other legitimate and influential rock bands they can parrot.

Also this. They are the Jay Leno of rock. Jay Leno is and has been very popular, but I challenge you to find me one comedian who lists his work on the Tonight Show as a big influence.

that doesn't matter man. As long as they sell out arenas they'll still make music

1979: Chavril!

ontariolightning: why are americans complaining?

you have the worst couples and people in the world

The Kardashians...Octomom... Kate + eight.. Paris Hilton.. I rest my case
jerks

And Canada has the worst Musicians:

Bryan Adams
Celine Dion
Justin Beiber
Nickleback
Avril Lavigne


I rest MY case.

Marshal805: ontariolightning: why are americans complaining?

you have the worst couples and people in the world

The Kardashians...Octomom... Kate + eight.. Paris Hilton.. I rest my case
jerks

And Canada has the worst Musicians:

Bryan Adams
Celine Dion
Justin Beiber
Nickleback
Avril Lavigne


I rest MY case.

Yeah but we got Ted Nugent, his level of derp is more than enough to cover any shiatty musicians from Canada.

Hey...they're no worse than Rush...

Cymbal: beta_plus: Cymbal: beta_plus: I've never gotten the Nickelback hate. Yeah, their songs all sound the same. So do AC/DC's, Aerosmith's, and plenty of other bands.

/thinks Rockstar is a very clever song

They are posers. The Monkees of modern rock. And Avril's only talent is being a hot piece of ass. You get it now?

They're posing by being white middle class suburban guys ripping off white middle class suburban garage bands?

No. Think back to the nineties, if you are old enough, and remember Collective Soul wearing flannel and you will understand what a poser is.

Look, Kurt Colbain's death was tragic, but grunge and the Pixies really were not all that big a deal with 20 years hindsight.

Well, I brave the flames and say I have both Nickleback and Avril on my iPhone.

The headlines right now are calling them Chavril, so I think that is going to stick.

Having said that, I give them a year, or a year and a half before the divorce. The radio station I listen to polled about 30% giving them 1 year.

Marshal805: ontariolightning: why are americans complaining?

you have the worst couples and people in the world

The Kardashians...Octomom... Kate + eight.. Paris Hilton.. I rest my case
jerks

And Canada has the worst Musicians:

Bryan Adams
Celine Dion
Justin Beiber
Nickleback
Avril Lavigne


I rest MY case.

LINDSAY LOHAN JERSEY SHORE CAST THE HILLS

FunkOut: I guess a common-law wife that has pumped out a few kids for him isn't enough for that derphead. He's totally betraying his Albertan roots.

I thought his "wife" wasnt even common law and never supported him but still managed to collect a ridiculous amount of pay to maintain her lifestyle after they split. She was a hair dresser or something IIRC.
Anyways, I'm casting my vote for Chavril. And I give them less than 2 years but longer than a Kardashian.

ThatBillmanGuy: Maybe its just me, but my dislike of Nickelback comes from not being able to withstand hearing his voice. I don't know why, but it's just so annoying to me. I would probably like some of their songs if it weren't for that guy's voice. I feel the same way about Rob Thomas also. Something about these guys vocals just grates on me.

I don't mind Rob Thomas, but YES on Kroeger's voice being annoying. Actually, it's beyond annoying. Something about his singing gives me a hollow feeling in the pit of my stomach. Seriously. It truly does make my stomach hurt to hear him warble. Can't take it.