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(People Magazine)   Avril Lavigne and Nickelback's Chad Kroeger set to form one bland, talentless Canadian family that will be inexplicably loved by millions   (people.com) divider line 148
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2012-08-21 10:04:51 PM
 
2012-08-21 10:18:08 PM
14k diamond?!
 
2012-08-21 11:39:38 PM
To paraphrase much more interesting Canadians.... I wish them well.
 
2012-08-21 11:40:05 PM
So when she gets knocked up, THEN I'll believe in the anti-Christ.
 
2012-08-21 11:58:22 PM
Goddamn Canadians always gotta ruin it for the rest of us! Next thing you know republicans are gonna want to ban Canadian marriage because it violates the sanctity of....something.
 
2012-08-22 12:02:25 AM
Look at it this way... the chance of them both being hit by the same meteor have just increased tremendously.
 
2012-08-22 12:06:04 AM
Nickelback is Canadian? I feel ever so slightly better about being an American after hearing this.
 
2012-08-22 12:06:42 AM
I hope Alanis Morissette is the maid (or matron; is she married?) of honor, so that if there's rain on their wedding day she can explain how ironic it is...

/bonus if when they cut the cake there are 10,000 spoons
 
2012-08-22 12:20:05 AM
I don't understand all the hate for nickelback from people who still hold 80s hair bands in their nostalgic little hearts.

Nickelback is simply a 21st century version of Poison. Nothing more, nothing less.
 
2012-08-22 01:33:07 AM
And the Bare Naked Ladies will be the wedding band and Jason Presley will officiate?
 
2012-08-22 01:45:10 AM
So we need a celebrity couple nickname. "AvChad"? "KroLav"?


SchlingFocker: I don't understand all the hate for nickelback from people who still hold 80s hair bands in their nostalgic little hearts.

Nickelback is simply a 21st century version of Poison. Nothing more, nothing less.


Poison had sense of humor, at least. I don't see that in Nickelback. They seem painfully earnest.
 
2012-08-22 01:59:05 AM

fusillade762: So we need a celebrity couple nickname. "AvChad"? "KroLav"?


KHITBASH

Or maybe that should be their kids name...is Khitbash a girls name or a boy's name?
 
2012-08-22 02:12:41 AM
i don't mind their music
 
2012-08-22 02:13:55 AM

SchlingFocker: I don't understand all the hate for nickelback from people who still hold 80s hair bands in their nostalgic little hearts.

Nickelback is simply a 21st century version of Poison. Nothing more, nothing less.


They are more like a Bon Jovi derivative. I at least had the impression from hair bands that they liked their music and they were living a rock and roll lifestyle. I don't think Nickelback actually likes what they make. They are the Wal Mart of bands...they just provide generic shiat and people buy it.
 
2012-08-22 02:22:49 AM

SpikeStrip: i don't mind their music



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2012-08-22 03:48:07 AM

Solchie: So when she gets knocked up, THEN I'll believe in the anti-Christ.


I'm sure she's already preggers and that the baby is due December 21st, 2012.
 
2012-08-22 03:53:52 AM
(opens link) Damn. Did he give her that pair of shiners?
 
2012-08-22 04:06:06 AM

fusillade762: So we need a celebrity couple nickname. "AvChad"? "KroLav"?


SchlingFocker: I don't understand all the hate for nickelback from people who still hold 80s hair bands in their nostalgic little hearts.

Nickelback is simply a 21st century version of Poison. Nothing more, nothing less.

Poison had sense of humor, at least. I don't see that in Nickelback. They seem painfully earnest.


meh, they seem to have a sense of humor about themselves... Link

The music still isn't good though.
 
2012-08-22 04:15:39 AM
This is Canada's answer to Beyoncé and Jay-Zed.
 
2012-08-22 04:22:23 AM
They're like the anti Bill & Ted.
 
mhd
2012-08-22 04:30:50 AM

fusillade762: Poison had sense of humor, at least. I don't see that in Nickelback. They seem painfully earnest.


Typical post-grunge dislike of theatrics, yes. I wouldn't mind so much, if they weren't so dreadfully monotone, both within a song and across them. They're like a hungover Iced Earth.
 
Skr
2012-08-22 04:41:26 AM
HA! I find that to be hilarious. Just need a Bryan Adams and Alanis Morissette union now.
 
2012-08-22 04:44:39 AM

SchlingFocker: I don't understand all the hate for nickelback from people who still hold 80s hair bands in their nostalgic little hearts.

Nickelback is simply a 21st century version of Poison. Nothing more, nothing less.


I assumed people who like Nickelback and people who like 80s hair bands overlap at least 99 percent...
 
2012-08-22 04:50:00 AM

mhd: fusillade762: Poison had sense of humor, at least. I don't see that in Nickelback. They seem painfully earnest.

Typical post-grunge dislike of theatrics, yes. I wouldn't mind so much, if they weren't so dreadfully monotone, both within a song and across them. They're like a hungover Iced Earth.


That's a bit unfair to Iced Earth.. or at least to Matthew Barlow.
 
2012-08-22 04:52:40 AM

mtb9000: SchlingFocker: I don't understand all the hate for nickelback from people who still hold 80s hair bands in their nostalgic little hearts.

Nickelback is simply a 21st century version of Poison. Nothing more, nothing less.

I assumed people who like Nickelback and people who like 80s hair bands overlap at least 99 percent...


I am a big fan of a lot of 80s music, but hair bands are not a genre I'd listen to. I own no Whitesnake, Poison, etc... albums or songs of any type. Got lots of 80s synthpop, though.
 
2012-08-22 04:56:59 AM

fusillade762: Poison had sense of humor, at least. I don't see that in Nickelback. They seem painfully earnest.


Poison sucked balls. Then, now, forever.

Totally unlistenable. Art Bergman's 'Poisoned', on the other hand, was some good stuff.

Nickelback get waaay too much hate on Fark. Yet LMFAO and Carlie Rae seem to get a pass. Never quite got why.

Wishin' those crazy kids well.
 
2012-08-22 05:08:33 AM

fusillade762: So we need a celebrity couple nickname. "AvChad"? "KroLav"?



Friend of mine suggested "Chadvril", I suggested that sounded like something to take for a migraine. And not to relieve one either, but to give yourself one.
 
2012-08-22 05:15:42 AM

fusillade762: So we need a celebrity couple nickname. "AvChad"? "KroLav"?


"POUTINE"
 
2012-08-22 05:28:46 AM
April The Vine is not 27. She was no 17 in 2002. She was around when Alanis Morrissette was on the airwaves in the 90s. She was married back then. This biatch is trying to pull a Catherine Zeta Jones.
 
2012-08-22 05:33:41 AM
I'm gonna be that guy. I hated Nickleback before it was cool.

/I only Hipster ironically
 
2012-08-22 05:34:39 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: April The Vine is not 27. She was no 17 in 2002. She was around when Alanis Morrissette was on the airwaves in the 90s. She was married back then. This biatch is trying to pull a Catherine Zeta Jones.


Uh yeah she was, that was her first release. She married whatsisface from Sum 41 only a couple years back and divorced him shortly after. I also know someone who went to her school in Napanee and yeah she is a flake
 
2012-08-22 05:41:24 AM
I think Avril is a cutie. The fact that she's a poser punk girl is even cuter. I just want to slap her. But not with my hand.
 
2012-08-22 05:46:07 AM
I've always been curious why she does that makeup around her eyes.
It makes a raccoon look normal.
 
2012-08-22 05:58:23 AM
Damn. I wanted her to be single long enough to do a nude shoot.
 
2012-08-22 06:03:45 AM
I feel like I need to shower just from clicking that link.
 
2012-08-22 06:07:06 AM
I can't wait to see what shade of denim tuxedo he wears.
 
2012-08-22 06:07:08 AM
I don't understand why these people are famous.
 
2012-08-22 06:07:59 AM

JerseyTim: I can't wait to see what shade of denim tuxedo he wears.


F*ck that, I want to see what Don Cherry wears to the wedding.
 
2012-08-22 06:08:46 AM
/in reality, I LOLd at the Canadian tuxedo joke
//I don't want a Large Farva
 
2012-08-22 06:33:46 AM
To quote a friend's friend: Same-sucks marriage is legal in Canada.
 
2012-08-22 06:38:47 AM

punishmentforshoplifting: To quote a friend's friend: Same-sucks marriage is legal in Canada.


lolz
 
2012-08-22 06:39:46 AM
I think this is some kind of publicity stunt.
 
2012-08-22 06:43:17 AM
Does this mean they will live together in Canada? Usually when Canadians become famous in the US they bolt for the border. Maybe Avril got tired of Cali? Nooooo can't be that.
 
2012-08-22 06:47:03 AM
Never before has the term "make beautiful music together" been less appropriate.
 
2012-08-22 07:07:10 AM

quatchi: Nickelback get waaay too much hate on Fark. Yet LMFAO and Carlie Rae seem to get a pass. Never quite got why.


As puerile as Carlie Rae or LMFAO are, their songs are benign toe-tappers. Nickelback writes and performs date rape anthems.
 
2012-08-22 07:08:34 AM
These guys took all the talent with them.

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/four more weeks... 
//hot
 
2012-08-22 07:13:12 AM

Skr: HA! I find that to be hilarious. Just need a Bryan Adams and Alanis Morissette union now.


Avril Lavigne and Chad kroeger
Bryan Adams and Alanis Morissette
Justin Bieber and KD Lang
Geddy Lee and Shania Twain
Neil Young and Celine Dion
 
2012-08-22 07:20:53 AM
are you guys really trying to create a celebrity couple name?

man, why did guys have to go and make things complicated?
 
2012-08-22 07:25:49 AM
I'd like to preform some bland, talentless sex acts on her.
 
2012-08-22 07:27:34 AM

puffy999: JerseyTim: I can't wait to see what shade of denim tuxedo he wears.

F*ck that, I want to see what Don Cherry wears to the wedding.


I lol'd. The other commuter train denizens are looking at me funny now.
 
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