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(TwinCities.com)   Woman drives husband to the police station and turns him in on outstanding warrants because he was "talking stupidly and annoying"   (twincities.com) divider line 30
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2012-08-22 12:01:22 AM  
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2012-08-22 12:17:41 AM  
This is why you don't let your wife drive.
 
2012-08-22 12:25:08 AM  

doglover: This is why you don't let your wife drive.


How else am I supposed to get home when I'm drunk at my girlfriend's house and she won't shut up?
 
2012-08-22 12:27:25 AM  
Hes probably a Republican.
 
2012-08-22 12:33:41 AM  

SnarfVader: doglover: This is why you don't let your wife drive.

How else am I supposed to get home when I'm drunk at my girlfriend's house and she won't shut up?


You should share the girlfriend with the wife.


Nothing shuts up a mouthy broad quicker than romantic kiss from another broad. Then yous guys could play a game.
 
2012-08-22 12:33:48 AM  
For some reason my first thought was the husband was having a stroke and she turned him in to police for medical care.
 
2012-08-22 12:38:39 AM  

doglover: SnarfVader: doglover: This is why you don't let your wife drive.

How else am I supposed to get home when I'm drunk at my girlfriend's house and she won't shut up?

You should share the girlfriend with the wife.

Nothing shuts up a mouthy broad quicker than romantic kiss from another broad. Then yous guys could play a game.


Having two of 'em is better for conversation. Seein' as if there winds up being any, I don't gotta be involved!
 
2012-08-22 01:50:21 AM  
Some aquainteneces of mine once were polyamorous swingers. The married couple entered a marriage with a third guy. The original husband once confessed to me he loved it because he was cut out of the drama time and only got involved in the marriage for the sexy parts. The rest of the time it was off his shoulders.
 
2012-08-22 03:08:41 AM  
They gave her a warning for the headlight.
Did they also warn her that he would probably be released eventually and that she should get a PFA?
 
2012-08-22 04:48:31 AM  
Well, the Walker recall result is certainly making more sense to me now. 

/Which is to say "some".
 
2012-08-22 05:45:08 AM  
I'm guessin' that whore's in big trouble when he gets out!
 
2012-08-22 06:06:11 AM  
If they ever do start arresting people for talking stupidly, I know a certain Legislature that would have to hide between sessions.
 
2012-08-22 06:30:43 AM  
talking stupidly and annoying is my stock in trade. i wouldn't be able to get through the day without it.
 
2012-08-22 07:04:57 AM  
So in other words, she turned him in for being a guy.
 
2012-08-22 07:30:04 AM  
And just think, gay people want this "right."
 
2012-08-22 07:30:10 AM  

skinink: So in other words, she turned him in for being a guy.


I thought it was for impersonating a female.
 
2012-08-22 07:34:00 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: And just think, gay people want this "right."


Now now, gayness is completely natural.

Like hair loss, or dental tartare.
 
2012-08-22 07:36:27 AM  
Did she tell him she was taking him out for ice cream?
 
2012-08-22 07:36:31 AM  
If we've become a society where wives turn in their husbands for talking stupidly and annoyingly, how will the institution of marriage ever survive?
 
2012-08-22 07:48:30 AM  

MAYORBOB: If we've become a society where wives turn in their husbands for talking stupidly and annoyingly, how will the institution of marriage ever survive?


baker act them,, then get them on so many anti-psychotics they can't feel happiness anymore
 
2012-08-22 08:11:37 AM  

doglover: This is why you don't let your wife drive.


Unless she drives you to drink.
 
2012-08-22 08:15:08 AM  
Jerry Springer, you getting this?
 
2012-08-22 08:41:44 AM  
idiocracynow.com Dr. Lexus will see you now..
 
2012-08-22 09:19:39 AM  
NEVER - NEVER let your ex-wives meet much less chat with your girlfriend.

True story - never
 
2012-08-22 09:29:35 AM  

KrispyKritter: talking stupidly and annoying is my stock in trade. i wouldn't be able to get through the day without it.


This. These are my most endearing qualities. Don't arrest me, bro.
 
2012-08-22 10:44:02 AM  
Jesus, I'd be in jail all the time.

Her only explanation is, "everyone annoys me".

She's only good to our son. I guess there is that.

/scorpio
//emotional needs not being met
///bedroom skills shut her up
 
2012-08-22 10:47:34 AM  

White_Scarf_Syndrome: Jesus, I'd be in jail all the time.

Her only explanation is, "everyone annoys me".

She's only good to our son. I guess there is that.

/scorpio
//emotional needs not being met
///bedroom skills shut her up


I feel you, sans the son part. All I can say is thank God I don't have a warrant.
 
2012-08-22 04:50:21 PM  
So want to spend Thanksgiving with this family.
 
2012-08-22 10:03:35 PM  

Marcintosh: NEVER - NEVER let your ex-wives meet much less chat with your girlfriend.


My present wife gets along fine with my girlfriend.
Monogamy is for the unimaginative.
 
2012-08-23 05:44:00 AM  

0Icky0: Marcintosh: NEVER - NEVER let your ex-wives meet much less chat with your girlfriend.

My present wife gets along fine with my girlfriend.
Monogamy is for the unimaginative.



Bob: How's that new cockring working out?
David: Well, my girlfriend liked it, and my boyfriend liked it, but my wife hated it. :(

/not really relevant I just love that show and use any excuse possible to quote it.
 
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