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(TwinCities.com)   When faking an attack on yourself to bring the LGBT community together you might want to do more studying than old CSI episodes   (twincities.com) divider line 459
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2012-08-21 08:53:12 PM  
When faking an attack on yourself for any reason: kill yourself. No half measures.
 
2012-08-21 08:53:59 PM  
The original thread for people keeping score. It could have gone either way, but I'm glad there apparently aren't three lunatics roaming free around Nebraska.
 
2012-08-21 09:08:58 PM  
Well I, for one, am shocked. Shocked I tells ya.
 
2012-08-21 09:10:17 PM  

Lsherm: It could have gone either way


Three masked men who hate you breaking into your home aren't going to hold you down and cut "anti gay slurs" into your skin at a nice safe and even depth. That's just the biggest red flag for a wolf crier ever. So out of character. They might kill you, but they're not gonna cut "anti gay slurs" into you. That's the kind of assault that only happens in the realm of fantasy.


The only real assault remotely similar happened to a child molester in prison gen pop with a tattoo gun.

images.fok.nl
 
2012-08-21 09:10:53 PM  
"This has been a very traumatic event for her, and having the focus of the investigation turn toward her has been really hard,"

Aww, poor girl.
 
2012-08-21 09:12:20 PM  
Stop that, enough people get attacked as it is.
 
2012-08-21 09:12:47 PM  

doglover: Lsherm: It could have gone either way

Three masked men who hate you breaking into your home aren't going to hold you down and cut "anti gay slurs" into your skin at a nice safe and even depth. That's just the biggest red flag for a wolf crier ever. So out of character. They might kill you, but they're not gonna cut "anti gay slurs" into you. That's the kind of assault that only happens in the realm of fantasy.


The only real assault remotely similar happened to a child molester in prison gen pop with a tattoo gun.

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Hey, I called possible fake in the first thread. The majority of farkers were sticking with either Christians or Teabaggers, because that's what they do.
 
2012-08-21 09:15:52 PM  

Lsherm: The original thread for people keeping score. It could have gone either way, but I'm glad there apparently aren't three lunatics roaming free around Nebraska.


This followup headline should be something like "Farkette's friend was full of shiat."
 
2012-08-21 09:16:27 PM  

Lsherm: The majority of farkers were sticking with either Christians or Teabaggers


Don't lie.

If you go back and read the comments, EVERYONE thought it was a lie. Even people I normally don't consider very lucid saw through this.


That's why you kill yourself. Like that movie where the politician hires a hit man to kill him after a day going through the inner city and basically reversing his party's position on everything publicly for some reason or another. I forget the genesis of why he wanted to be shot, but if you're gonna fake something go hard or stay home.

A good fake murder can spark a war.
 
2012-08-21 09:18:49 PM  

Lsherm: The original thread for people keeping score. It could have gone either way, but I'm glad there apparently aren't three lunatics roaming free around Nebraska.


Holy crap, I remember thinking when that thread came up how sad it was that so many people were cynical like that. How sad. Too bad she didn't realize her actions did nothing but make it more difficult for people who legitimately are attacked and nobody believes them.:/
 
2012-08-21 09:21:23 PM  

doglover: Lsherm: The majority of farkers were sticking with either Christians or Teabaggers

Don't lie.

If you go back and read the comments, EVERYONE thought it was a lie. Even people I normally don't consider very lucid saw through this.


That's why you kill yourself. Like that movie where the politician hires a hit man to kill him after a day going through the inner city and basically reversing his party's position on everything publicly for some reason or another. I forget the genesis of why he wanted to be shot, but if you're gonna fake something go hard or stay home.

A good fake murder can spark a war.


I did read through the comments. It was hardly 100% for the hoax crowd.

And that census worker DID kill himself, and it still didn't work. The lesson here is: don't fake heinous crimes for personal gain.
 
2012-08-21 09:29:06 PM  

violentsalvation: Well I, for one, am shocked. Shocked I tells ya.


But are you Short, Sharp, Shocked?
 
2012-08-21 09:30:01 PM  
So does Red Shirt Blues win anything for beibg the first to call it a hoax in the original thread?
 
2012-08-21 09:30:07 PM  
Nice move dumbass twat.

Now you will be getting some douche nozzle denying all hate crimes against gays,
 
2012-08-21 09:35:14 PM  
And I thought you guys were cynical farks for not believing her. I sit corrected.
 
2012-08-21 09:36:18 PM  
This type of deceptive and attention seeking behaviour only serves to harm those who've actually been the victim of hate crimes. I hope she realizes the damage she's caused (although I doubt it).

CSS time:
This whole thing reminds me of my freshman year in university. A guy from our dorm was found in his room, tied to a chair, bloody and bruised with his stuff strew all over the place or missing. He claimed three guys broke into his room and attacked him. There was an outpouring of support for the guy as police searched for the suspects (who he provided physical descriptions for) and all of us were told to be extra careful and be on the lookout for strangers and whatnot.

Turns out he did it to himself as a way to gain sympathy and to get this girl he was in love with to take pity on him and like him. He withdrew from school pretty much the same day it came out that it was all a hoax - probably out of self preservation.
 
2012-08-21 09:37:34 PM  
I feel sorry for the person who defended her friend.
 
2012-08-21 09:38:35 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: violentsalvation: Well I, for one, am shocked. Shocked I tells ya.

But are you Short, Sharp, Shocked?


That's a good CD.
 
2012-08-21 09:39:11 PM  
Fake ATTACK!
SUDDENLY I WANT YOU BACK!
 
Blackie and the RIFFRAFFS BABY!
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV9DDBnJxus
 
2012-08-21 09:44:52 PM  
Did they catch her because the slurs were carved backwards?
 
2012-08-21 09:49:35 PM  

miss diminutive: This whole thing reminds me of my freshman year in university. A guy from our dorm was found in his room, tied to a chair, bloody and bruised with his stuff strew all over the place or missing. He claimed three guys broke into his room and attacked him. There was an outpouring of support for the guy as police searched for the suspects (who he provided physical descriptions for) and all of us were told to be extra careful and be on the lookout for strangers and whatnot.

Turns out he did it to himself as a way to gain sympathy and to get this girl he was in love with to take pity on him and like him.


I did the same thing to win my wife. Eight years we've been married and she doesn't suspect a thing.

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

doglover: Like that movie where the politician hires a hit man to kill him after a day going through the inner city and basically reversing his party's position on everything publicly for some reason or another.


Bulworth, right? I haven't seen that movie in ages.
 
2012-08-21 10:06:01 PM  
FFS...
 
2012-08-21 10:08:46 PM  

dstanley: So does Red Shirt Blues win anything for beibg the first to call it a hoax in the original thread?


A NEW CAR??????? THANKS FARK!
 
2012-08-21 10:09:20 PM  
What a coont. The lesbians should formally excommunicate her. No pussy for you!
 
2012-08-21 10:25:16 PM  

Lsherm: The lesson here is: don't fake heinous crimes for personal gain.


Alternate lesson: You'll need a giant, a Spaniard, and a Sicilian to get away with it.
 
2012-08-21 10:40:35 PM  

dstanley: So does Red Shirt Blues win anything for beibg the first to call it a hoax in the original thread?


I would say he does.

/to the person who created this hoax (not sure yet), you are NOT helping your cause. You have done a large disservice.
 
2012-08-21 10:48:48 PM  

Lorelle: I feel sorry for the person who defended her friend.


I don't. What if their friendship never actually happened? What if her posts never actually happened? Maybe this thread never actually happened . . .MAAAAAN!
 
2012-08-21 10:49:48 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: dstanley: So does Red Shirt Blues win anything for beibg the first to call it a hoax in the original thread?

I would say he does.

/to the person who created this hoax (not sure yet), you are NOT helping your cause. You have done a large disservice.


Indeed

This pisses me off to no end. This one biatch is gonna be used as the ultimate example of why "homosexuals are bad". It does not matter that the significant majority of the LGBT community are made up of honest and good people, this will be used as ammunition to attack the movement.

You can bet your ass that Christians will use this. They will use this and abuse this.

farking coont
 
2012-08-21 10:52:09 PM  

I Said: Lorelle: I feel sorry for the person who defended her friend.

I don't. What if their friendship never actually happened? What if her posts never actually happened? Maybe this thread never actually happened . . .MAAAAAN!


TFD Thread #7280696, directed by David Lynch
 
2012-08-21 10:53:20 PM  

I Said: Lorelle: I feel sorry for the person who defended her friend.

I don't. What if their friendship never actually happened? What if her posts never actually happened? Maybe this thread never actually happened . . .MAAAAAN!


www.outridersearch.ca
 
2012-08-21 10:54:40 PM  
We have been the cowards, lobbing snark attacks on Republicans from our little websites 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Carving crosses into your chest, and derogatory words into your arms and abdomen, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly.
 
2012-08-21 11:00:55 PM  
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2012-08-21 11:09:45 PM  
CSI fan would've been a lot more convincing.

/or at least known better than to try it...
 
2012-08-21 11:22:05 PM  
 
2012-08-21 11:38:18 PM  
Moron.
 
2012-08-21 11:39:27 PM  
 
2012-08-21 11:53:29 PM  
There was a fundraiser for her if I remember, I wonder if she will be using the proceeds for her defense now?
 
2012-08-22 12:01:52 AM  
I need my "backwards B" picture, or else I'll lose faith in this thread.
 
2012-08-22 12:02:10 AM  
www.pilingwithpros.com
 
2012-08-22 12:04:09 AM  
Dumbass. She should've carved LGBT in to her face.

What a goddamn attention whore. Good job providing an argument for every person who has an opposing viewpoint. This will now be brought up for the next 10 years by anyone to prove that LGBT people are just trying to twist reality for the gay agenda. Congrats.
 
2012-08-22 12:04:25 AM  

Lsherm: The original thread for people keeping score. It could have gone either way, but I'm glad there apparently aren't three lunatics roaming free around Nebraska.


Who donated?
 
2012-08-22 12:04:31 AM  

FormlessOne: I need my "backwards B" picture, or else I'll lose faith in this thread.


storybird.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-08-22 12:05:39 AM  

Lsherm: The original thread for people keeping score. It could have gone either way, but I'm glad there apparently aren't three lunatics roaming free around Nebraska.


Oh, wait, this would be funny if it weren't so sad:

As a long time Farker, I'm so disappointed in the community's response. I've been there through everyone else's problems: hoping for speedy recoveries, giving encouraging words, and giving actual money to every cause I could. I didn't link this story to a donation site.

This woman is in hiding. She's not out here showing everyone what was done to her. She's not talking to ANYONE. She doesn't want anyone to know who she is or where she is because she's afraid these people will come back to finish the job. She's afraid for her life. The chick who cut herself before the election was out there for sympathy. My friend is not.

She is the kindest, most decent person I've ever known. She recently started a business. Just last week she was thinking about starting a canine rescue. She's been involved in Star City Pride. The city of Lincoln is pretty much a hot-bed of anti-gay rhetoric because of an upcoming vote in November where the people will decide if gay folks can be discriminated against in housing and jobs. My friend has been called all kinds of names while just walking down the street. People have stopped her to tell her how evil her lifestyle is.

I'm thinking that she was a target because of her activism in the gay community. She's pretty well recognized within that circle and outsiders would know her.

The Lincoln police department is pretty much a bunch of no-nothing idiots. I had another friend who was in an accident where a truck tried to merge into her lane and she was dragged under the truck for a block and they called it a no-fault accident. This is the investigative powerhouse that's dealing with this crime. The LPD is full of Barney Fifes.
 
2012-08-22 12:07:35 AM  
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2012-08-22 12:07:50 AM  
 
2012-08-22 12:08:42 AM  
Ha. Called it. This one wasn't really even up for debate... It was so totally a hoax from the get-go.
 
2012-08-22 12:09:15 AM  
I was part of the "this couldn't POSSIBLY be faked" contingent.

My bad.

Seriously. Stop faking attacks. And stop attacking the crazy right-wingers. It doesn't help.
 
2012-08-22 12:09:51 AM  
Nobody saw this coming, not even her partner.
 
2012-08-22 12:10:31 AM  
I'm getting a kick out of this, because (not cool story) a guy I know in college also gay bashed himself, supposedly for the same reason of "wanting to raise publicity." Set his own dorm room door on fire, left himself all kinds of nasty messages, etc. All he accomplished, when it was discovered that he had been doing this crap for a year, was to make those who had supported him through the whole ordeal into more suspicious and jaded people.
 
2012-08-22 12:11:49 AM  
in related news, attention whores crave attention.
 
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