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(Digital Journal)   Florida swingers' orgy goes horribly wrong, which is the only way a Florida swingers' orgy can go   (digitaljournal.com) divider line 128
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2012-08-21 06:34:50 PM  
Ha, this happened in Weeki Wachi, population 12.
 
2012-08-21 06:46:07 PM  
"Horribly wrong" is getting your dick caught in a food processor. This is just "garden-variety wrong".
 
2012-08-21 07:23:18 PM  
she's pretty hot. she could do much better than him. I bet the swinging was his idea and then he couldn't handle it once he saw a pair dudes going to town on his girl.
 
2012-08-21 07:26:25 PM  
I don't want to say too much, but I've been involved in some Florida swingers orgies that went horribly, terribly RIGHT.

/I've said too much.
 
2012-08-21 08:54:31 PM  
Well written article gave me half a chub
 
2012-08-21 08:54:59 PM  
I'm here for the gang bang.
 
2012-08-21 08:55:21 PM  
Can't we all just come along?
 
2012-08-21 08:55:37 PM  

PainInTheASP: "Horribly wrong" is getting your dick caught in a food processor. This is just "garden-variety wrong".


Which is why I avoid the kitchen and go right for the living room and...

I've never been to such things. Shocked! Shocked I am.

/Brings USB keys for the bowl.
//Not really.
 
2012-08-21 08:56:19 PM  
Was this a forcible orgy? Because otherwise it's not legitimate, and the first down must be replayed with a 10-yard penalty.
 
2012-08-21 08:58:06 PM  
When I worked at DisneyWorld, there were lots of big sweaty piles of naked people going on.
 
2012-08-21 08:58:43 PM  
When I saw florida I feared it was a lemon party
 
2012-08-21 08:59:11 PM  

propasaurus: I don't want to say too much, but I've been involved in some Florida swingers orgies that went horribly, terribly RIGHT.

/I've said too much.


pics or it never happened.
 
2012-08-21 08:59:17 PM  
I've been to some fun swinger parties, but usually it's like a nude beach... full of people you don't really want to see naked.

And while most of Florida is extremely cheesy, there are some very attractive women there. You can still be cheesy and good in bed. But no, my swinger parties were not in FL.
 
2012-08-21 09:01:46 PM  
www.sectalk.com
 
2012-08-21 09:02:06 PM  
This isn't the first attempted orgy to go horribly wrong. According to CBS News, 29-year-old Richard Zeh of Newington, Connecticut was arrested in April 2010 after responding to a bogus Craigslist ad promising group sex at what turned out to be the home of an 18-year-old woman. Even though the young woman made it very clear that there was no orgy at her address, Zeh returned to her home and groped her anyway.

So this is the only "orgy gone wrong" these journalistic geniuses could find to compare the incident in the headline to? Awesome reporting, Lou.
 
2012-08-21 09:03:36 PM  

sithon: she's pretty hot.


i.dailymail.co.uk

I dunno. I realize that this is a bad picture of her, but she doesn't look all that attractive.
 
2012-08-21 09:04:49 PM  
People who go to orgies are people who should never go to orgies.
 
2012-08-21 09:07:09 PM  

stuffy: People who go to orgies are people who should never go to orgies.


see also: nude beaches
 
2012-08-21 09:08:05 PM  
I played a gig with my rock band in a California Delta resort bar where we had a group of swingers getting prepped for their late night activities. Drinking and doing nasty line dances. I wished any of those swingers looked as good as the one in TFA. Nope, we had women that either looked like Rosanne Barr or methheads.
 
2012-08-21 09:08:44 PM  
Okay, so they yelled at each other, broke some stuff and assaulted each other. But the make up sex is gonna be the stuff of legends. What kind of horribly wrong is this?
 
2012-08-21 09:08:51 PM  

PainInTheASP: "Horribly wrong" is getting your dick caught in a food processor. This is just "garden-variety wrong".


I had a friend that got fired from Heinz for putting his dick in the pickle slicer.


They fired her too.
 
2012-08-21 09:09:21 PM  

stuffy: People who go to orgies are people who should never go to orgies.


You said "orgies" twice.
 
2012-08-21 09:09:24 PM  

Atomic Spunk: sithon: she's pretty hot.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 224x423]

I dunno. I realize that this is a bad picture of her, but she doesn't look all that attractive.


You know how I know you're ghey?
 
2012-08-21 09:10:21 PM  

Atomic Spunk: sithon: she's pretty hot.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 224x423]

I dunno. I realize that this is a bad picture of her, but she doesn't look all that attractive.


Sure, what the hell.
 
2012-08-21 09:10:37 PM  

Atomic Spunk: sithon: she's pretty hot.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 224x423]

I dunno. I realize that this is a bad picture of her, but she doesn't look all that attractive.


Blouse and shell by Bob Barker, she rolls down the runway on her way to The Clermont.
 
2012-08-21 09:10:38 PM  
The roommate said the couple has a "weird relationship."

"Orgy turned domestic assault? Meh, is it Tuesday already?"
 
2012-08-21 09:10:47 PM  
Florida sex. Ewwww.

www.bangstyle.com
resources0.news.com.au
 
2012-08-21 09:12:00 PM  

aninconvenienterection: Atomic Spunk: sithon: she's pretty hot.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 224x423]

I dunno. I realize that this is a bad picture of her, but she doesn't look all that attractive.

You know how I know you're ghey?


I'd hit it.

/After 3 other guys apparently.
 
2012-08-21 09:12:48 PM  

jaytkay: Florida sex. Ewwww.

[www.bangstyle.com image 350x232]
[resources0.news.com.au image 350x240]



that'll be you one day... if you're lucky.
 
2012-08-21 09:14:36 PM  
Ain't this the worst, you go online to FLA pr0n, and see your grandparents.
 
2012-08-21 09:16:01 PM  
Cops walked thru a fogbank of twat mist,,,, it was a veritable forest of cock shafts and labias.
 
2012-08-21 09:16:33 PM  
5 people an orgy does not make. Now, Caligula knew how to throw an orgy.
 
2012-08-21 09:17:04 PM  

PainInTheASP: "Horribly wrong" is getting your dick caught in a food processor. This is just "garden-variety wrong".


There's so much wrong with that statement that I don't know where to start.
I'll try though.... WTF would a food-processor be doing at an orgy!?!?!?!
 
2012-08-21 09:17:12 PM  

NightOwl2255: I'd hit it.

/After 3 other guys apparently.


nothing hotter than sliding around in some other dudes' loads amirite
 
2012-08-21 09:17:39 PM  
Are you implying Alabama swingers orgys are better, subby?
 
2012-08-21 09:17:50 PM  

pnome: jaytkay: Florida sex. Ewwww.

[www.bangstyle.com image 350x232]
[resources0.news.com.au image 350x240]


that'll be you one day... if you're lucky.


If that's lucky, I'll be happy to die young in a bizarre gardening accident.
 
2012-08-21 09:21:01 PM  

Blackwind: Are you implying Alabama swingers orgys are better, subby?


Let's just say, they've improved by letting women participate.
 
2012-08-21 09:21:12 PM  

Nick Nostril: If that's lucky, I'll be happy to die young in a bizarre gardening accident.


Involving a food processor.
 
2012-08-21 09:22:10 PM  
All will be settled on the Great Day of the Rope-Sex Swing
 
2012-08-21 09:22:42 PM  

2 Replies: PainInTheASP: "Horribly wrong" is getting your dick caught in a food processor. This is just "garden-variety wrong".

There's so much wrong with that statement that I don't know where to start.
I'll try though.... WTF would a food-processor be doing at an orgy!?!?!?!


Fresh salsa. Duh.
 
2012-08-21 09:23:34 PM  

Atomic Spunk: sithon: she's pretty hot.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 224x423]

I dunno. I realize that this is a bad picture of her, but she doesn't look all that attractive.


She looks like a Farkin' mule!
 
2012-08-21 09:23:45 PM  
About half the town are swingers? shiat. Small World.
 
2012-08-21 09:26:52 PM  

jaytkay: Florida sex. Ewwww.

[www.bangstyle.com image 350x232]
[resources0.news.com.au image 350x240]


Is that Andy Griffith?
 
2012-08-21 09:27:57 PM  

aninconvenienterection: Atomic Spunk: sithon: she's pretty hot.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 224x423]

I dunno. I realize that this is a bad picture of her, but she doesn't look all that attractive.

You know how I know you're ghey?


She's not attractive by any reasonable standards. If you think she's attractive, you must fark some disgusting women, and I feel sorry for you.
 
2012-08-21 09:29:14 PM  

Atomic Spunk: sithon: she's pretty hot.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 224x423]

I dunno. I realize that this is a bad picture of her, but she doesn't look all that attractive.


who says you have to see her face?

also:
i.dailymail.co.uk
www.brooklynvegan.com

/hot
 
2012-08-21 09:30:42 PM  
I'm pretty sure that's the first time I've read "sexing her man" in an article.

/also enjoyed: The roommate said the couple has a "weird relationship."
//couples shouldn't have roommates
 
2012-08-21 09:31:39 PM  
She has all the makings of a " Trophy Wife "


Last Place
 
2012-08-21 09:33:30 PM  

2 Replies: PainInTheASP: "Horribly wrong" is getting your dick caught in a food processor. This is just "garden-variety wrong".

There's so much wrong with that statement that I don't know where to start.
I'll try though.... WTF would a food-processor be doing at an orgy!?!?!?!


Making alcohol-enriched smoothies. Duh.
 
2012-08-21 09:36:05 PM  
Barfield was accompanied by another woman, while Norris upped the ante by bringing home a pair of men.

He brings home another lady, you bring home two dudes. That's the Florida way.
 
2012-08-21 09:37:59 PM  
 
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