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(Daily Mail)   Judge: Ok I know you are a pedophile who admitted encouraging young boys to strip naked and perform bizarre tricks, but you may go to that child-friendly resort as long as you don't 'misbehave'   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 32
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2012-08-21 09:59:13 PM  
perform bizarre forfeits

Someone care to translate that into American?
 
2012-08-21 10:06:34 PM  
Yeah, he looks like a pervert alright.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-08-21 10:19:02 PM  
The Patriarchy should just stop childmolestingshaming the guy. It's going to hurt his self esteem.
 
2012-08-21 10:22:04 PM  
Of course the Judge is crazy, he's wearing a toilet rug as a hat.
 
2012-08-21 10:25:16 PM  

fusillade762: perform bizarre forfeits

Someone care to translate that into American?


Is that when you lose rock, paper, scissors and have to go bottom?
 
2012-08-21 10:27:06 PM  

fusillade762: perform bizarre forfeits

Someone care to translate that into American?


Jerry Sandusky.
 
2012-08-21 10:27:23 PM  
img831.imageshack.us

Why not just send him to minimum security prison?
 
2012-08-21 10:33:16 PM  
I like the "skinny pedo-Gosling has retard strength" picture
 
2012-08-21 10:34:18 PM  

miss diminutive: [img831.imageshack.us image 512x384]

Why not just send him to minimum security prison?


Just be back by bedtime.
 
2012-08-21 10:38:22 PM  

Mugato: Yeah, he looks like a pervert alright.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]


That's exactly what I thought. The freak.
 
2012-08-21 10:39:13 PM  
Hello, my baby.
Hello, my honey.
Hello, my ragtime gal


s17.postimage.org
 
2012-08-21 10:46:25 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-21 10:51:44 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Of course the Judge is crazy, he's wearing a toilet rug as a hat.


That's no toilet rug...
it's a...
space station...
 
2012-08-21 10:54:31 PM  
venturefans.org
 
2012-08-21 10:56:43 PM  

fusillade762: perform bizarre forfeits

Someone care to translate that into American?


TFA:Miss Luttman said Daniell would encourage them to "get naked" and play forfeit games.

She said: 'One was made to skirt between the layers of the tent, which was wet with condensation, and another had to remove keys from the top of a tent using his feet.'


Huh
 
2012-08-21 11:02:24 PM  
Let's put fatty in charge of the chocolate factory while we're at it.
 
2012-08-21 11:22:30 PM  
So by that logic, we could release Charlie Manson tomorrow as long as he promises no inciting to mass murder and plotting apocalyptic race war?
 
2012-08-21 11:29:27 PM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
Is this the perp?
/getting a lot of usage of this image lately
 
2012-08-21 11:34:57 PM  
I think that judge's wig is too tight.
 
2012-08-21 11:48:56 PM  
http://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/forfeit

forfeit (ˈfɔːfɪt Pronunciation for forfeit )
Definitions
noun

4. sometimes plural
a. a game in which a player has to give up an object, perform a specified action, etc, if he commits a fault an object so given up
b. an object so given up
 
2012-08-21 11:50:15 PM  
I guess running for public office as a Democrat is on the ok list too?
 
2012-08-21 11:59:28 PM  

Egalitarian: http://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/forfeit

forfeit (ˈfɔːfɪt Pronunciation for forfeit )
Definitions
noun

4. sometimes plural
a. a game in which a player has to give up an object, perform a specified action, etc, if he commits a fault an object so given up
b. an object so given up


So this is the British version of "Truth or Dare" we used to play as kids, only with a sexual "dare" instead.
 
2012-08-22 12:46:47 AM  

essucht: I guess running for public office as a Democrat is on the ok list too?


No, the story specifically mentioned young boys so this is squarely in Republican territory.
 
2012-08-22 12:57:42 AM  

intotheabyss81: I think that judge's wig is too tight.


Nah, it's just cross-threaded.
 
2012-08-22 04:44:15 AM  

ShameSpearOfHurt: essucht: I guess running for public office as a Democrat is on the ok list too?

No, the story specifically mentioned young boys so this is squarely in Republican territory.


Link
 
2012-08-22 06:50:40 AM  
2 days later...

sp4.fotolog.com
 
2012-08-22 07:29:28 AM  

Gyrfalcon: So by that logic, we could release Charlie Manson tomorrow as long as he promises no inciting to mass murder and plotting apocalyptic race war?


media.tumblr.com 

/no i'm not
 
2012-08-22 07:47:34 AM  
"So it'd be misbehaving if I forced a little girl give me a handjob but not to suck my penis?"

"Exacty right!

...

*Sound of door slamming*

....


Hey!"
 
2012-08-22 08:14:23 AM  

farkingismybusiness: Of course the Judge is crazy, he's wearing a toilet rug as a hat.


Coffee, new keyboard, you know the drill.

/Thanks for the early morning laugh :)
 
2012-08-22 09:04:51 AM  
I look forward to the day when judges and lawmakers
are held responsible for the people they release back into the herd
 
2012-08-22 09:05:04 AM  
TFA, as presented, doesn't seems like the guy is a child molester. Just someone who's wayyy too relaxed with other people's kids. Sports coaches tell kids to get naked (to shower), and play stupid games. Okay, not both at once, but. I dunno, maybe I'm too much into giving people the benefit of the doubt.

/ and it's the Daily Fail
 
2012-08-22 10:28:36 AM  

People_are_Idiots: 2 days later...

[sp4.fotolog.com image 500x267]


Came here for the Four Rooms reference

Leaving satisfied.
 
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